Jim Gaffigan - Waffle House - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW!

[NightRiderXDX3XP]

38 people were too drunk to remember what a waffle looks like x3

[PengySweety8]

He brings up a good point. My siblings luv it and I don't no y. They think I'm crazy wen I say I don't like it. I have a sick feeling wen I think about the food their

[ShmoofPHI]

The one problem with this guy is he talks about food too much...

Still hilarious still

[z90OoAluYsioNoO09z]

@ShmoofPHI Well he makes a point to make all of his comedy G-PG so that anyone can enjoy it. In todays day and age, that's a huge feat. Food is also a huge subject for most people, seeing as we need it to survive and all of us have experiences with it.

[MrTheaterBasement]

Last time I went in to a gas station bathroom there WAS a guy selling waffles...wait no I mean drugs.

[Michael55443]

The worst part of eating at Waffle House is having to smell cigarette smoke from the pathetic nicotine addicts. Gross.

[ericstubenhofer]

38 people have never been to a waffle house

[theflyingflea]

But I like Waffle House...

Its not the cleanest or anything, but it tastes good...yum...

[xXMidnightdoveXx]

It's funny how when I'm on the road during the day I don't see Waffle Houses anywhere, but when I'm out at night I see them everywhere :p

[lheid]

my husband made the horrible decision of ordering a steak at waffle house.

[supermonkayman]

Seen an ak like, 50 times per month in Ethiopia. Doesn't scare me though

[MrJakarate1]

"It's like a plaid pancake!"

Best line ever.

[needstoregister]

After I eat a Waffle House Hot Pocket my toilet is scattered, smothered, and covered.

[raeven1212]

the awful house

[hulksmash911911]

i think i threw up in here........ oh there it is!

[pichachusan360]

My family went to Disney World last summer and we did a talley on our way back of how many waffle houses there were to starbucks:

Starbucks=15

Waffle House=94

HOLY CALIENTE POCKETS THAT'S ALMOST A 9 TO 10 RATIO!!!

[andysixxobsessed]

Oh yeah it's like a plaid pancake! xD

[maggotpulse15]

wo exactly 600 coments. Ha now 601

[Cardenaldana]

i mistook this man for philip seymour hoffman

[YoureReallyQuiteTiny]

It's two a.m.... there's still time for one more bad decision <3

[sendvic12]

hahahaha....ha.,..

[stevefred0555]

34 of you suck

[ItisShe]

"Gas station bathroom that sells waffles" haahahahhah soooooo true!!!

[WeedErik01]

saw my first waffle house a few months ago and of course there was a light out on one of the letters lol

[TheBeatlesgirl66]

"It's 2am, still time to make one more bad decision." Lawls.

[Hubahubatime]

lol listen to the lady in the audience when he says "oh, there it is"

[jessewask4]

He should definaltey run for presidency

[khyea91]

I fucking LOST it when he's like:

This place looks familiar... I think I threw up in here.

OH THERE IT IS!

ROFL!!

[camman21799]

"That's weird. This place looks familiar. I think I threw up in here. Oh there it is!"

nearly choked on a bald cupcake watching this

[TheGymn]

"Now, if you never been to a Waffle House, just imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."

Ohmigosh, where does he get his material cuz it is just too funny.

[bfmvownz99]

"This place looks familiar, i think i threw up in here.......oh there its is!"

[iyequertu54]

"OH YEAH IT'S LIKE A PLAD PANCAKE. i'll have twelve of those for a nickel."

[jenjenlollipop123]

@iyequertu54 I almost died when he said that (:

[AGeekWithAShotgun]

waffle house is the best

[Metman19]

i like waffle house

[Honeydew7396]

It's refreshing to find a comedian with clean humor.

[hamletisastud]

@Honeydew7396 clean humor? he's talking about a waffle house! lol jk i totally agree with you:) it honestly takes a skilled comedian to not have little or no sex jokes in their act. it astonishes me that there are people that don't like him.

[mrsbelieber89]

haha and i thought brian regan was hilarious!!

[joshp111]

@mrsbelieber89 he is this guy is better

[BGuarton]

lol favorite comic



[wallstreetatheist]

Cyborg Gaffigan @0:52

[multitaskincb]

Like a plaid pancake!

[goodkitty8]

"I couldn't help but notice you staring at my purse it's filled with a Big Blue Ball" Sexy

[CFA11721]

Its almost 1 am and I'm legitly goin to a Waffle House in one hour!!!

[MrSkulls666]

i think i threw up in here...THERE IT IS

[epicrwjfan153]

@MrSkulls666 no that ones mine yours is on the waitress

[JerZeyCJ]

"It's 2 A.M., there's still time for one more bad decision." Best pick up line to use at last call in a bar, ever.

[OMGsquirel26]

Plaid Pancake ! HAHAHA

[jdog2525]

OH There it is! Lmao

[TrollExterminator232]

so true but the waffles are so good :)

[DiamondDogAngel]

Lol oh my god when I was 8 and I was in California with my family we were driving and we passed a Waffle House at like midnight on our way to a hotel and the W had burnt out and ever since then we've called them Affle Houses. XDD I was so wierded out when I heard him say that!

[swedishfish110193]

"Speaking of diapers, I went to Waffle House last night." I almost choked on my Hot Pocket from laughing so hard!!

[rockstarvanny]

@swedishfish110193 ahh irony at its best

[LegoFilms9802]

@swedishfish110193 Lol! Best part!

[xiiMiLLzHD]

@swedishfish110193 HOTTTT POCCCKEETTT :)

[SubZerocooled]

@swedishfish110193 Oh I see what you did there.

[lkafjkakjf333]

Sigh...now I have to look for a comment from 2 months ago...

[ItisShe]

@lkafjkakjf333 Youtube really needs to do something about that...sooo annoying!

[MrHeslopian]

@lkafjkakjf333 Just click on "view all comments," press CTRL and F, type the commenter's name into the box then hit ENTER.

[DKDonkeyThong]

@lkafjkakjf333 Well apparently 5 months ago you were new to the internet. It's called Ctrl+F by the way. You're welcome one of many overused comments.

[thadancedemon]

Its 2 a.m. still time to make one more bad decision hahaha

[retrosurfer76]

I'll have 12 of those for a nickel:)

[promisedeyes]

I'm watching this at 2:52 am :-P

[iiBRINGIT]

LOL I am watching this at 2am...

[mr88suburban]

"It's 2 AM, You still have time to make one bad decision"

[GruppeSechs2004]

I been to one Waffle House in my lifetime.  I always passed it, many a time, to go to Guitar Center. Finally I went to it, and sure enough, it was a moment I wish I didn't remember. The 50-something chain-smoking waitress showed me pictures of what she looked like when she was 23, and living in Spain. It's amazing what smoking for many years and working at Waffle House will do to you.

[TheColinJernigan]

@swswa221 You say fricking how old are you

[RedJohnO22]

There is a Waffle house on the outskirts of south east Austin T.X, going toward an airport. It's been their forever and I've past it soo many times in my life. Never gone in!!! I might have to put it on my bucket list, or something, to visit it before I get much older. Xp

[mjfan240]

31 people dont know a waffle is a plaid pancake

[ChaseTerrier]

He only seen a gun three times...he needs to go to Texas. He will see three guns a minute.

[GruppeSechs2004]

@ChaseTerrier I work at a Harley-Davidson dealership in Texas, where everyone in our service department keeps their guns THERE!!!

[ty16080]

"Speaking of diapers i went to waffle house the other night" lol

[TheOnlyAfroYeti]

i like waffle house :/

[Takkantis]

@swswa221 Funny title but looks like a retarded book.

[cvinson834]

I'm not lying, the only time I've seen a gun was in waffle house.

[2Agentproduction]

i was liker 1500

[FreewayTitan]

So true, however I love the food at Waffle House. :p

[Krisbcream1]

"I've seen a gun 5 times in my life. Three of them have been at Waffle House." Best joke in the whole album.

[JTFlip1]

this is kinda funny, but he stole some of this from Bill Hicks.

[Krisbcream1]

@JTFlip1

Bill Hicks and Jim Gaffigan have completley different jokes about Waffle house.

[JTFlip1]

@Krisbcream1 There was one part of this that is taken from bill hicks. He mentions the fact that their are pictures of waffles on the menu, and bill hicks had mentioned that in his stand up. The rest is original.

[Trav4colts]

My dad use to manage a waffle house and the W went out on the sign once so i kept making fun of him for it....its sad how right Jim is

[kOoLdUdE454]

29 people own waffle houses

[youvexme]

@kOoLdUdE454 these comments are always so damn funny and original.

[momyown]

@swswa221 wow wonder what the book is about

[jasontman36]

SO TRUE!

[lillagah]

lmao at "plaid pancake"

[Mctavish121]

"didnt I throw up in here? oh look there it is!"

[DanThaMan8]

quote from the video everyone just watched

[dragonlord1689]

I just saw one of his earlier comedy shows and omg he doesn't even look like the same person which isn't a bad thing i'm was just surprised

[Mcrlover2death]

Hate it when the top rated comments ruin the video.

[chibilover98]

@Mcrlover2death I have to say this. I. Love. Your. Name.

[millertile]

Stop feeding the trolls and enjoy the comedy.

[rmadrid10figo]

This mans a Genius.

[El1teSniper00]

hahaahahhaaaa  it's funny because it's true. sadly.

[Kossimer]

I've seen the W out at an Affle House before. It was mazing.

[SuperGRIM101]

I'm actually AT wafllehouse right now XD

[HeavensHelp1]

Jim, when are you coming back-WE REALLY MISS YOU!!!

[Bmanritchie]

28 people were drunk when they ate @ a Waffle House

[iKarleiqh]

Waffle House Is The Shit! Hes Speaking The Truth xD

[missycroc1]

....I think I might go to waffle house

[lasolangel]

lolz i went to waffle house t 3:00am before SO WAT THEN! >__<

[abviolinplayer]

that last 10 seconds is the best part, especially because i've thrown up in a waffle house before XD

[KisamierofRuairi]

Affle House.

[micsaintjohn]

ive never been to waffle house

[SerenaTaliEllis]

My friend once called a waffle "a pancake with tire tread." :D

[karma1287]

Apparently you haven't been to the waffle house in White House, TN. It's actually the best one to be at I have found. It's clean and the people are nice... as long as you are nice. I may say this because I work there but in all reality it's actually the best place.

[switzerlandjerk]

I went to waffle house at night once.... but it was 10:30.

[friendlymojito]

28 people work at Waffle House

[Bubble21894]

I've seen a gun 5 times in my life, 3 of them have been in a Waffle House.

[MuSiCk96]

you cant hate waffle house. its impossible

[AsG1989]

i love waffle house but its so true xD

[Pricej10]

i love waffle house. best place to work and eat

[2ndAveLine]

Driving through Jacksonville, to Orlando, to Tampa, to Sarasota, through Treasure Island, past Naples, in Miami, then Ft. Lauderdale, past Palm Beach, then Cape Canaveral, past Daytona, and back into Jacksonville- through it all, one thing I will never forget is the sight of the ubiquitous Waffle House, My stomach will try, however.

[copperchipmunk]

oh yeah it's like a plaid pancake!!

[fryeman2005]

he's silly

[strategery101]

i'll have 12 of those.

[paigeyf0502]

I have never been to Waffle House. 0:20 - thanks for letting me know Jim Gaffigan :)

lol

[yamanekochik369]

@paigeyf0502 don't go - they're just as terrible as he says they are XD

[previouslyadjetive]

My parents are from mississippi but I was born in washington. The best part of going to the south is waffle house! yummy waffles for the win! If they traded the plastic american cheese for cheddar, they would be perfect.

I'm also allergic to waffles. My mother let's me eat the waffle house ones anyway.

[sawtoothnationalbank]

I have rarely been into a WH without a fight breaking out. Not involving me! Once the waitress remarked her boss would blacken her other eye.  I still don't know what that means.

[fourseasonsandles]

I freaking love waffle house! Wish they had more of them around here.

[Bocktai5]

@fourseasonsandles move to georgia and take em up i hate em lol

[ToadsMGodes]

Waffle house rules.

[musiclover848]

this is just so true.....it's beautiful. jim gaffigan is just awesome in so many ways.

[flyingzombie1]

But...I love Waffle House...

[nfriesen10]

not gonna lie haha waffle house has some amazing hangover food!! bahaha

[LilyBelle1998]

"This place looks famailr. I think I through up in here. Yep. There it is!"

[freakofevolution]

I've eaten at a Waffle House once a couple of years ago after seeing Metallica in concert and that has been the only time I've eaten there! One guy was so wasted that he almost blew chunks in front of me and friends while we were sitting in the booth. Another was talking so much shit to people that we left before we ordered and went to eat at Burger King.

[SVFreedomFighters]

lol affle house

[SkankinRobots]

I love the waffle house...

[ssamluvshham]

Who goes into a waffle house and orders pancakes?!?!?! I mean really.Come on how stupid do you have to be.

[jrgs906]

@ssamluvshham

actually a lot of dumbasses do that. I work there some are better than others.

[LuvShak94]

Funny thing was i was driving home the other day and a waffle house sign's W was out....immediatley thought of this

[drumerperson]

what's the video b4 this?

[polkadotme06]

It's 2am you still have time to make one more bad decision lmao

[sikwitit72491]

Hahaha all that is so true. One time at waffle house my waitress was so high she fell asleep mid sentence while taking my order.

[infinitedarkness98]

25 people like gas station bathrooms that sell waffles.

[97softballgirl]

@jdubs740 clearly you aren't from my neck of the woods, but we find Jeff Foxworthy hilarious and the idiotic part that is an act and plaid shirts are comfy, warm, and quite comfy in these parts. Get a life city kid. Lol no offense just defending my little piece of the world. I live in a town with the population if 202.

[SilverSnake5]

U need to make jokes about working out

[painlessissuicide]

best transition ever

[rehabdol]

I've enjoyed Jim Gaffigan in short bursts, very creative, but I don't want to watch a whole set.

[shadowpeach89]

LOL, I've been to waffle houes.

[afrogurl]

after 5x's times watching this I am still laughing!!

[quoe1]

at the plaid pancake part i just lost it

[walliedog]

25 people you the dumbest people I Know

[JoostShino]

@walliedog Your family must be quite small.

[instantclassic354]

25 people are in charge of cleaning the bathrooms at waffle houses

[ManOSteel2121]

this was the only part i saw last night and already i think this man is one of the funniest comedians ever

[hairyguy23]

hey guys if you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a Jim Gaffigan swear type "Jim Gaffigan's Saturn Commercial Outtakes" in the search box...you won't be sorry!

[SlickAsPiss]

25 people that disliked this video work at a waffle house.

[bluealkaline87]

@SlickAsPiss Hey I like it and I work there

[NerfOfAmerica]

LOL so funny but im afraif wafflehouse will sue. lol

[SonOfAMother27]

25 people have never been to waffle house...

[nethaneld]

@SonOfAMother27 I think they work there.

[Michael55443]

Oh so true.

[shepherdschapelDOTco]

Funny as hell!!

[TheLadyCadaver]

@tazerboy999 and if you take out the E it becomes the correct spelling of the derogatory term used to describe a female who sleeps around, rather than the word for a garden tool.

[tazerboy999]

if you take out the u and the s it's waffle hoe

[cosmokramer41]

"It's like a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."

"I've seen a gun five times in my life. Three of them have been at waffle house."

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

@cosmokramer41 - gee thanks for repeating the lines you faggot, I couldnt just actually watch the video now could I? Dick!

[cosmokramer41]

@pockmarkedbuttocks no one's making you read the comments

[pockmarkedbuttocks]

@cosmokramer41 - suck it, fag!

[ThePBRlover]

@pockmarkedbuttocks dude chill. stop being a tool.

[YourFavoriteZombie]

25 people found their puke on the Waffle House floor.

I love Jim. He's one of the best comedians that doesn't curse in his jokes. =)

[paigemarief]

0:20

I have never been to a waffle house. Good to know what it's like lol ...

[mememango2244]

"It's two a.m. still time to make one more bad decision."

[94jg]

It's no coincidence that the best comedians are the ones that don't have to swear every 5 seconds. Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Foxworthy, and Bill Engvall are living proof that you can still watch/listen to comedy without the vulgarity, pervertedness, and offensive style and it will still be absolutely hilarious.

[jdubs740]

@94jg anytime you use Jeff Foxworthy or Bill Engvall as "proof" of something your point automatically becomes invalid. Unless its proof that rednecks are dumb enough to buy into anything wearing flannel as long as they don't use big words.

[94jg]

@jdubs740 I still think they're funny.... it's cool if you don't like em.

[jdubs740]

@94jg haha I was just giving you a hard time :P

they can be funny sometimes

[theyouniverse]

The first Waffle house I've ever been to the W was burnt out on the sign!

[p3ngu1n48]

what a great transition at the beggining

[merbac]

He is the only CLEAN comedian that makes me LOL