Jeff Dunham - Acmed The Dead Terrorist

[kk5398]

lol watched 4 times its still funny

[2sisterznfriendz]

Hahahaha!!! This made me pea in ,y pants and made my stumic fell sooo crazy with all this laftet I laft for 10:4 minuts

[deliciousdazmo]

Great work. How did you make this? I showed it to my partner. Thanks. From Thatch Close.

[MrNUKE126]

Silence......... I kell u!

[butellawannabex]

HELOOOO, I AM LINDSAY LOHAAAAN

[TheDragon9351]

so ackmed where did u come from......ur firken suitcase hahahahahahaha

[TheDragon9351]

is that walter....yea.....he scares the crap out of me.......why...he has gas

[098cyclops]

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[aaron98a]

If I'm dead huh... I can have my 72 virgins.....O_O.....are you my virgins.....I HOPE NOT.....why?......there's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there hahahaha

[DaniellaBessa101]

<3333333333333 !!!!!! HHAHAHA

[Tcmaxwell2]

This was sooooooooooo cool!!!

[pink9775]

what do ylu think about bush well ooh you where talking about the person

[MrJfg302]

How do you spell that?

A-c-phlegm

[gangztahjdyn]

hahaha

[brattykid99]

this is so funny

[mikeissodope]

I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

[vortex8123]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Me! I kill you! Lmaoo

[awsomeman9061]

Funniest puppet Eva!!!!!!

[Makaykay11504]

Jeff-what type of terrrist are you?

Acmed-A terrifyingg terrist! lol

Acmed-what the hell happened to my feet? ( Jeff tries to fix the)

Aww son of a bitch what the hell!

oh wait a minute what the hell...........

STOP TOUCHING ME!! i love th part and when he says ok i will not move my ass!

[Icefire925]

This is bullshit!!

[DescentFromHeaven]

@Icefire925 how

[taekatol123]

SCILENCE I KILL YOU!!!HEHEHE

[Cloud2538]

Silence.. I kill you...!!!

[theassassin569]

I'm a terriffying terrorist rarrrrrrhhhh are u scared no not really herrrrr rraarrr how bout now no god Dammit oh oh i mean ala dannit SILENCE I KILL YOU and walter must dislike this 29 times

[Makaykay11504]

@theassassin569  30 times now (: lol

[DescentFromHeaven]

@theassassin569 its "Allah". but that's just "God" in Arabic.

[theassassin569]

I'm a terriffying terrorist rarrrrrrhhhh are u scared no not really herrrrr rraarrr how bout now no god Dammit oh oh i mean ala dannit SILENCE I KILL YOU

[BadmanRudz]

what the hell happened to my feet! SONOFABITCH what the hell!!!

[BadmanRudz]

a terrifying....terrorist!

[frostyd09]

my teacher knows jeff dunham!

[Anichka0]

YOU IDIOT , YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charlie43Leppo]

SILENCE.... I KILL YOU

[mak1792]

he's awesome

[taekatol123]

SILENCE I KILL YOU.....HEHEHEHE

[sdesai191]

this video deserves WAY MORE VIEWS

thumbs up if u agree

[TheOldcountryboy]

it looks more like a monument to bill clinton

[gurjith]

I think they shpuld make a full movie with all of them.

[gibson82650]

"A somewhat funny Ventriloquist who has a puppet named Acmed" somewhat funny? thumbs up if you disagree. i think hes fucking hilarious

[anonymousent]

It's spelled : SILENCE, I KEEL YOU !!! ( my Acmed t-shirt never lies .... )

[AlbanDaB3ast]

"I Wont Kill Them I'll Just Throw A Penny In Between Them And Watch Them Fight" hahahahahahaahahahaa HALARIOUS.

[pimasta314]

'Ellloooo!!!! I am Linsay Lohannn!!!!

[msalicecullen11]

WOW

[HATEMORETHANuLOVE]

jeff dumbass

[sidewaysstew1]

'i kill you'....... funny

[Ricepaul72]

I love this stuff it's very funny i am laughing my ass off.

[morenox25]

scilence i'll kill you//////

[realityexplorations]

genius

[Trusincerity]

"I mean uhhh Allah Damnit" LMAO!!!!

[0oDaFUZZo0]

Jefufuh. Dunhaaaaaam.

[AQWcoolmatt]

STAP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE xD

[plabe08]

@lindscatlover Stop touching mmmemeeeeee

[plabe08]

omg he is soooo funny

[pittbull1123]

So funny I could pee in my pants but I won't

[tazzmaniandeville]

A terrifying... Terrorist.

[kanrihan77]

everytime i hear the name achmed...i play this video

hehehe...jeff is great !

[BreakingDawnFan12]

lol my friend (NOT REALLY A FRIEND) told me to watch this vid

[cuberican01]

how do you spell your name? what? oh ahh a c  flemh!

[kewlchica150]

i luv, 3:58

[nacifier26]

knock knock

whose there

me i keel u. lol hilarious

[TheXxPetyxx]

knock, knock

who's there

me. i kill you!

Funny

[MATHIASBEYER]

look at 2:59

[MATHIASBEYER]

2:59

[opoloson]

nomatter how many times i watch this its just awesome 2 bad thers not more Achmed

[Darkninja978]

awsome!!!!! jeff your great

[duncansobe12]

lol

[2468blackwolf]

yes

[urface027]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ow my sides

thats so funny

[dekar003]

i dont get it?? this is boring?

[lp0715]

silence!! i'll kill you!! XD

[brentc1910]

Stop touching me!!!!!!

I kill you!!!!!!!!

[XMilleniumProd]

if anyone has seen Derf Junham, plz try to understand how stupid he looks. if u cant understand it, then i dont blame u. Derf Junham sucks complete ass and needs to die. Jeff Dunham RULES!

[Hoggit23]

OMG! So funny! Hiii! I'm Linsey Lohan

[softballchick000]

SILENCE ! I KILL YOU !

i love when he is trying to spell his name !!

[tonyamusicgirl]

I LOVE JEFF!!!

funniest ventrilaquist(not spelled right?) out there!!!!!<3

[sealedfate58]

oh you meen the presidint.

[zacefronismine4eva]

He sounds exactly like one of my best freinds Shay haha he can do tht voice lol

[LeeJonB]

Jeff is such a great ventriliquest

[LeeJonB]

GOD DAMNIT

[boznianchica18]

lmaooooo i looove achmeddd

silence,i kill u!!!

rotflmaoooo

[stigmabuster22]

Omg I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard!

[stoner5baka]

i fuxing love this guy!!!

hes the best guy out there!!!!!!!!

[ShadowWolf543]

"so you did all this for a bunch of virgins" "are you kidding me i'd kill you for a klondike bar" best line ever ACKMED IS FUNNY AS HELL

[victoria3552]

AJMET lol!

[psych0816]

i kill u

[LordFllyer]

its i keel you

[pepsigeorge]

The skeleton sounds like edward james olmos. not (flem in voice,) achme.

[monkeylover4860]

i luv dis i used to watch it all the time

[dolphincutie818]

this dude is funny!

[ladhkay]

haha another muslim terrorist dead

boo yaa

[ScottCharles1]

eehhh.. so so it was just ok for me did not even finish the clip

[dbzcolton10]

xD Walter

[jason71125]

i dnt no if people noticed but the skelentons voice changes neer the end it was different at the beggining

[hootersfollowpink]

Hellooooo I am Lindsay Lohan lmao

[JujuLafon123]

hahhhahhaa this is hillarious!!

[Truckinmonk]

All my friends now after seeing your video. Are calling me on the phone saying I kill you ! Achmed has made it possible to laugh at the world once again ... Thanks

[wefdms]

LOL this is funny

[wefdms]

lol

[mushromboy600]

fuuny stuff

[Shadeslayer3]

hey citzenhead, jeff dunham is not "somewhat funny" he is hilarious

[sexxyeyes72]

@Shadeslayer3 I was fixing to say the same thing.

[msalicecullen11]

@Shadeslayer3  DUDE HE IS HILARIOUS

[MusicLover0140]

Just sit still.

Okay, I will not move my ass.

*Walter back in suitecase.* You idiot, you don't have an ass!

Is that Walter?

Yeah.

He scares the crap outta me. Do not put me back in that dang suitecase with him.

Why?

He has gas.

Haha, funny. Love it! :)

[FatmanC4123]

XD STOP TOUUUUCHING MEEE!!!

I had a friend who screamed that at night during camp... Turns out it was my other friend tickling people O_O

[PJMEncoreRainbows]

I LOVE THIS VID! YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH "Jingle Bombs"

THESE ACHMED VIDS ARE JUST AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

SILENCE! I KiiiiiiiiiiiLLL YYYYOOOOOUUU!!!

[sparkyxscyth]

so funny

"Look if you been in my suit case all this time how have you been getting pass security at the airports

oh thats easy they open the case and i go hellooooo i am Lindsey lohan "

[Lollipopprincess524]

pwhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!! omg tht was hilarious!!!!

[mastercallum2008]

Acmed is Gratee dont say hes not funny hes sooo funny he is very good But copying him is stupid

[IrishDancersRock4]

how do you spell your name?

A c flem*

[sparkyxscyth]

lol

well i was getting gasoline and answered my cell phone

can you hear my now?

at first i thought it was because i went over my minutes

thats too bad

its ok i took that verizon bastard with me

XD

[LoVeULilR0Me0]

Jeff : So u've done your work then

Acmed: No i havent

Jeff: but your dead

Acmed: No im not

Acmed :i feel fine

jeff but your all bone

acmed : its a flesh bone

acmed : scilince ... i kill you

LOL

[CrazySexyCoolmeisha]

lol

[smackdownaddict]

"Wait, if I'm dead then I get my 72 virgins! *looks around* Are you my virgins?I hope not"

"Why?"

"Because there's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there"

LOL

[assyrianpimp19]

hey Acmed ur asome oh and there r 239644 views all together

[DJmohammedDJ]

his funny

[justabroadwaybay91]

i love jeff dunham!! he's soo funny!!

[judax2008]

Two Thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!

[dylanshaw1997]

lol

[2StupidSisters]

At 02:04 dont forget...watch all of it...or eles...acmed will come for you. 0.0

[SMILEYxx120]

hilarious

[john2kai9]

jeff dunham is just the best ventriliquist in da world

[bailey081924]

what the crap dude Acmed is hillarious

[xRosilyn]

The vehicle will TURNNNN

[chambo98]

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[gunnerandferg]

silence..... i not kill u

[DJmohammedDJ]

this thing is sooooooooooooooooooo funny man

[alhajree]

belive me you don't know what are you doing . If you know you will don't do this .

[DUCES2015SKIRT]

New Guy!!

the guy tried to practice..

what you learn from it?

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

[AKLPUNDERGROUND]

u dont want jews in your bar u racist bastard!

[zgachvi]

muhahahaha

[enroos100]

are you sceard  -no really no

arrrr and now

-no

arrrarr how abaut now

-no

damn

[awsomevolleyballgurl]

Are you my vergins? Silence...i kill you!

[choudboywill]

this is HILARIOUS!!!!

[nikkiboy12]

he is so good

[jickidyjackeehah]

haha!!

[goldwolf4000]

that was so fucken funny ha ha ha

[casckana]

Quiet! I KILL YOU!

this is so funny keep this up

[onetimeidrewapicture]

hello i am lindsay lohan

[Hilarygirl93]

Achmed the dead terrorist rocks!!! :D

[akirean18JorG]

XD this is so damn funny XD!

[colsmooth]

quality

[ant851114]

guys need help trying to remember the name of a funny ventriloquist. he had a show in the uk (2000-2003)which was like a stand up followed by talking to celebritys and his puppet looked like chucky and he swore alot and the ventriloquist was bald and had a goaty, just trying to remember what the show was called cus it was soo funny, Thanks

[chaghar]

so far the terrorists have been the winners and americunts the losers. 2 billion a month in iraq proves that. :D:D

[idkcuandme10]

he is o funny

[xXAlyciaXx]

so how do u spell ur name?

uhhh A, C , flemm!@!!! lol hilarious <33

[fhagla]

the pupeteer looks like a poof. gay kunt

[reapowersm09]

racist dick head

[mrgurminde]

god this is so funnnnyyyyyy how does he talk like that without moving his mouth

[starwars123465]

i like peanut and acmed!

[erolpersaudmahendra]

ACMED IS SO FUCKING AWSOME

I KILL YOU

[topham2008]

knok knok whos there get your fuking feet in ear now stop tuching me i kill youuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sit still k want move me ars shit gas

[topham2008]

fuking amazing LOL love it chaw

[mich1817]

ACMED ACMED ACMED!!

[cazthespaze]

silence i kill your mum

[seap1234]

ok knock knock. whos there? me! i kill you.

a, c, flem,.....

this stuff is hilarious!!! the racist jokes are really really sad tho.

[dogspank24]

silence...i KILL you!!

goddam it!...

..haha

lol..acmed tae

nyc video

[asish9guitar]

BUSH!!!! hahahahahaha

silencce...... I KILL YOUUUU!!!! lol

lmao

[kingcandy111]

ohhh my goodness i can not stop laughing someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adempot]

CORNEY?

[stoutersister01]

Ellooooo i am lindsey lohan... i can do this crap tooo

[mallikakes]

lmfao.......awesome...love acmed!!!!!!!!!!!!

[casawbo7]

I LOVE ACMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[welfyandkingsey]

this is totally wicked i love ahcmed