Pet Spa

[RJW544567]

i would be against this except for the fact that cats are often such evil bastards when they need to be giving a bath

[GerbilEssences]

"Shariiiiiiiiif don't like it, ROCK THE CAT SPA! ROCK THE CAT SPA!"

[totalnerduk]

Most evil machine ever.

[UrpleSquirrel]

Does it make me a bad person to find this so funny?

[Heavenclan]

OH GOD PETA SAVE KITTY PLEASE. I am not fan of PETA but they are needed in this case

[bruisedneck]

THIS IS FUKCING RETARDED. CATS DONT FUCKING BATHE, PERIOD. FUCKING A.

[Auggiekins]

This is just messed up on every fucking level in existence.

[jesserobles]

This is traumatizing for them. So bad...

[Anakahashi008]

Somebody please kick the inventor in the balls because A.) you know a woman didn't come up with this. B.) Seriously wtf is wrong with you.

[notoriouscrank]

poor dogs, phuck that cat

[Anakahashi008]

@notoriouscrank phuck anyone like you.

[shaitan]

how much of an asshole do you have to be to do this to the poor animal?!?!?!

[XxOnceUponATimexX3]

This is cruel, and a total waste of money, they already groom themselves.. :/

[MrGameSecrets]

we should put that cats owner in there

[MrGameSecrets]

@MrGameSecrets with the cat

[greenpomaceous]

that cat is currently plotting to kill its owner in his/her sleep.

[Mongalswrath]

1:35

Never gets old.

[Un0r1g1n4l]

ROFLCOPTER!  Hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

[SStrongIsNeverWrong]

This is fucking retarded, just give your damn pet a bath at home. Most pets don't mind sponge baths.

[WhatheShizz]

AHAHA that reaction. Fuckin' crazy.

[luciok]

it´s actually a police case.

[azreal459]

Are you people morons? as if your pet doesn't hate you enough after giving it a bath, now you're going to surprise the fuck out of it, making it's heart race at such a high rate that if an animal died from a heart attack it wouldn't surprise me. You pet owners who actually do this, should go through a car wash without your car so you can feel what your pet is feeling. I hope you pet tries to kill you in your sleep if you do this to them.

[Alkalies]

@azreal459

Just because of your comment, I'm going to go and buy one of these for my cat. Thank you for the inspiration.

[princeofbohemia]

I hope that poor cat's owner finds every single article of clothing they own completely destroyed in the near future.

[TheMamaluigi2]

dogs: sit still, relax, and seem to enjoy it

cats: freak the fuck out

thats why dogs are better than cats

[Stormfail]

@TheMamaluigi2 It's an age old argument which is fundamentally broken.

Why don't you shut the fuck up and keep your opinion the only place where it can't start a fight, your head.

[luciok]

@TheMamaluigi2 if you care about pets, you can notice the dog dont like this, is just a more submissive pet as cats.

[zzyzybynsky]

This literally looks like torture. I bet some pets might actually die of fright in this. They should at least have more of a transition, so the water is not that strong at first and slowly gets stronger.

[Niobesnuppa]

That poor cat! D: It's probably traumatized! While bathing your cat if they're very dirty is fine, locking it inside a glass chamber and then washing it as if it's a car is not!

[Planetaryy]

How the fuck do people this stupid actually exist?

Mind boggling.

[PointyMetalObjects]

@Planetaryy I ask myself that question everyday. Eugenics, anyone?

[tinaUNDAcova]

And when you wonder why your cat will no longer cuddle up to you, or follow you around...

THIS IS WHY!

[DragonoftheRust]

Is it terrible that I find the cats reaction hilarious?



[bashlet]

How is this bad? LOL its not spinning it, the cat is jumping around. Sure its not needed. But its hilarious to watch

[bobbiwib]

@bashlet it's bad because the cat isn't playing, it's thrashing and hurling itself against the glass trying to get out.

[bashlet]

@bobbiwib It's not hurt though.



[harmoniousanarchy]

@bashlet but it's terrified out of it's wits. just because it's not physically injured doesn't mean it's not traumatized.

[bashlet]

@harmoniousanarchy It would get over it. It's just water. The same as any cat bath, but now people don't have to get scratched and bit.

[harmoniousanarchy]

@bashlet it was trapped in a tiny room it couldn't get out of and then had water shooting at it from the floor, it was panicking.

[JustAnotherGuy186]

That is a wet pussy. Sorry had to say it. XD

[Sapperbounded]

Anyone here cause of cracked?

[fikle]

@Sapperbounded Just stop, no one cares.

[Sapperbounded]

@fikle sixteen people disagree with you.

[fikle]

@Sapperbounded

That's nice. Is that supposed to make you feel better, because I really don't care.

[PointyMetalObjects]

@Sapperbounded Why yes. Yes I am.

[alphamone]

@Sapperbounded

kinda, im here cause I saw this video a while back and wanted to see it again.

[MrGameSecrets]

@Sapperbounded i am

[riktiktav]

Awful!!

[DeathByGuro]

I love how every comment is either "This is torture!" or "This is hilarious!"

[MarronAlizon]

It's worse because they let the cat loose it's SHIT riiiight after showing us the emergency stop button FOR WHEN SHIT LIKE THAT HAPPENS!

[JiminyKracker]

I never, NEVER tire of the clip. Always gives me lulz!

[teejaynumber13]

I think it's hilarious, but also utterly pointless. It only looks cruel because the cat freaks out when it gets wet. If it sat there like a lump, like the dogs do, people wouldn't say it was cruel.

[zbrooo]

@teejaynumber13 The cat freaks out because it hates it, so it is cruel if a dog didn't mind it then it won't be cruel

[teejaynumber13]

@zbrooo All I'm saying is that I don't think this is cruelty so much as it is stupidity. The owner thinks, "I love a spa treatment so my pet must too." Well, not really.

[MCAMVP]

1:30

"hey guys, I'm not sure why you stuck me in here, not too sure I want to be here although it is pleasantly warm...

Hey this is a weird cage, the bars are on the floor, what's up with tha-

what the he-

OH SHI-

HELP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

2:25

"You'll be spending the next week sweeping up what's left of your furniture after I'm done scratching it..."

[WillisDCade]

i laugh

[RetardicA]

I'd happily pay money to see my cats endure this so I can laugh my ass off. Because my cats are badass mother fuckers and can handle anything.

[magicaIpineapple]

@RetardicA

troll harder

[cheezbawl2003]

Poor kitty :*(

[451harri]

Why the hell would oyu give a cat a Spa? if it's dirty, tie it up and give it a quick spray with the shower nozzle to get the dirt off.

There's no need for this sort of thing.

Actually, I just remembered that cats CLEAN THEMSELVES, and also happen to be more likely to FREAK OUT when they're wet. So there's even LESS point!

[ScoopsHaagendaz]

@451harri The whole "spa" thing I'll agree is ridiculous, but the argument "cats clean themselves" nonsense is the stupidest thing I always hear whenever someone disagrees with bathing their cat.

Once a month or so isnt' gonna kill the animal. It removes dander, and loose hair; which cuts down on hair balls, and removes the smell of month old dry cat spit.

[451harri]

@ScoopsHaagendaz I'm fine with bathing the cat (although I'd say once or twice a year) but inventing a jet-washer "spa" for a very clean animal is just insane.

[n2bbuilding]

this is fucking outrageous!

[IndisputableIggy]

this is just so awful and heartbreaking to watch

[hsyeow]

Scratch me again during bath time and you're going to the spa.

[8x13Wolf]

This is just steps above stuffing your cat in an actual washing machine and hoping for the best. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go weep for humanity.

[Armageddon3284]

CAN'T... STOP... .LOLING

[gueswho1765]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

[DesperateLoveKoi]

This is clearly inhumane! That looks like torture!

[SorgensKammer1987]

I lol'd.

[777Vinsera777]

Want a great product for making your pet hate your guts? Buy a Pet Spa!

[IvanSzaks]

What ever sick FUCK who invented this cruel heartless machine obviously intended to completely petrify and horrify the poor animal inside, should be charged for animal abuse. "Combine your pet's heart stopping fear of vacuum cleaners and being left alone, and multiply it by the sound it makes when you try to give it a bath."

What is the owner thinking allowing some man and machine to treat their pet like that. Both of their faults. Sickening. What a superficial consumerist world we live in

[supacrazy555]

You know that this is ANIMAL ABUSE, right? What the hell is wrong with the world?

[Itsallover57]

i think its a great idea.

[CardgamesonYoshi]

I hope these people get raped in the prison showers

[OlyviaPants]

I flagged this as animal abuse.

[anonleft]

That is beyond horrible. How is this not illegal there?

[elvenskwig]

And to think they have this video of a cat being tortured as an advertisement for the cat torture machine...

[VampyreCake]

Hilarious. But that cat hates you forever now. Look at that face.

[nightofshade]

Honestly? This is animal cruelty and should be punished as such.

[shar22lie]

evil

[iNoamfer]

Oh man, there was this one 5 star hotel with an awesome spa! I was there, and I thought I was going to drown, then I desperately tried to escape but couldn't, so I though I was going to die! MOST RELAXING SPA EVER.

[Cash7Cow]

No CRACKED! this time... this is just pure evil

[j76ny]

I love cats but that orange one is hillarious. Wish me death if you want.

[vanessac2499]

Anyone who does that to their pet is a heartless, disgusting, sadistic douchebag. I'd like to lock you in one of those washing machines and let you die being humiliated and laughed at. And you cold, sleazy bastards who just laughed when you saw this video deserve the same. I can't believe this bullshit is even legal.

[ritterbride]

No- not cool for a cat either.  This is so uncool and should be illegal.

[ladybiggs]

Notice how the sound is muted for this? I WONDER WHY...

[Jon5594]

Doing that to a dog is fucking awful...the cats on the other hand LOL.

[sobali3]

that is SO WRONG!!!

[chemicgod]

Whoever decided this was a good idea needs to be put in a Japanese bathhouse filled with 20 old obese men, while wearing a sign that says, "I love men."

[TheMuffinMan477]

The cat equivalent of a gas chamber.

[TheSecretEye]

LOL at everyone overreacting (people should die? seriously?). Obviously you losers have never seen REAL animal abuse.

[PurringCheshire]

Flagged for animal abuse.

[swordmstrzero]

This is the best invention ever! Im gonna get a cat just so i can use these. Maybe two. Wash my cat(s) everyday.

[skyestheword]

i fuckin loled

[torridgirl]

Can it even breath in there????

[Croc1513]

That ginger cat, omg, never has 'DO NOT LIKE!' been more appropriate.

[taranova12]

How would you feel if you were separated from your family, locked in an airless box, and half-drowned?

[asifallintonothingne]

This is fucking horrible.

[shishoka]

At the end it looks like it just sort of gives up...

Poor thing is too tired to keep fighting to escape.

[jewelandinu]

That poor cat!! He must be terrified!!! The owner of that cat should never be aloud to own animals!!!

[jjon43]

I despise cats, but this is just wrong...

[tufelhound]

the angry cat - funny video is that aftermath lol

[tufelhound]

@ 1:35 the cat is like what the fuck ? lol

[KaylieFlowerbomb]

1:35 - "Something is not right! Oh....OH MY GOD! ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT..."

[KageNoHikari]

I feel like a horrible person. I found it a little funny, but at the same time, that's horribly cruel to that poor cat. I can almost imagine, if it had a human voice, it'd be screaming "DEAR GOD WHY?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! Was I a bad kitty? DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE!" then breaking down and sobbing.

That's just... D: Poor cat...

[dgrespect]

poor cat i mean i dont love them that much but i realy wont do this to anycat!!! :/

[ndgv2]

this is close to animal abuse and unbelievably stupid. cats bathe themselves with their tongues, thats how they evolved. they didnt evolve to be thrown into a washing machine. humans are quite possibly the dumbest animals ever.

[EliteTacoNinja]

They basically just waterboarded that poor cat... This is animal abuse.

ETN

[stayingup2late2]

Torture. Chamber.

[wazzapgangsta]

Wait, what's the point? It seems that the machine just gets the cat really wet. Can't the same be achieved using a sink or a bathtub with less expense for the owner and the cat?

[KageNoHikari]

@wazzapgangsta I don't get it, either, unless the owner is a sadistic bastard. It'd be cheaper for sure, and the cat would probably be a hell of a lot less freaked out, too.

[plantmageskelly]

2 things:

1. Put a baby in their, suddenly it's illegal

2. CATS FUCKING CLEAN THEMSELVES

[TwiIight0ne]

What the fuck?! Like, what the crap is wrong with you guys?! Why would you torture an animal like that?! I don't care if you've been raped as children, this is just sick.

[Freegurt]

Look, I want my cat as clean as the next person but...shit son. I'm not going to toss him into a screeching horror tank just so I won't have to do it myself.

[Ninjazap1]

I'm that cat really appreciates it.

[redspirit77]

And yes, those machines are ridiculous and that cat now has PTSD

[dgrespect]

@redspirit77 what that means?

[snumfalzumpa]

....so fucked up. the cat was probably suffocating

[redspirit77]

Thumbs up if Cracked.com sent you here :)

[rotuledecrisse]

I never saw a cat so happy to take a bath. He just can't keep it in and starts to dance haha.

[sqrlaway0]

that cat will hate people for the rest of its natural life.

[mineofGod]

I feel really bad, but... I was laughing really hard. D:

[LittlePikachu]

When the animals rise up in rebellion, I only hope that when they go after the creators of this torture machine they shove them into their own invention and leave them in there for a few days. And if they're still alive, they kill them by forcing them to eat their own shit

[metromatician]

Why? WHY do owners do this to their pets? They aren't toys that you can do whatever you want to them, THEY'RE LIVING ANIMALS. This is animal cruelty and for what? So the owners can show off their pet? This is disgusting.

[Postscript624]

Jesus christ, I feel like we should be putting owners in there instead.

[thaPrimus]

2:25 jesus christ that cat is fucking pissed off

[MythicFox]

Well, when the cats rise up as one to strike down humanity by force, at least now we know what's going to be displayed on the war banners.

[kachekieran]

i dont get why u wud get a cat if u hate it?

[YoshiTheBlue]

This should be made illegal as a form of animal abuse.

[Yarxov]

@YoshiTheBlue Really it is.

[SRLWidget]

@YoshiTheBlue Showers should be made illegal as a form of human abuse.

[YoshiTheBlue]

@SRLWidget

Nope.avi

[TheFirstClassLounge]

Thanks, your animal cruelty made my day!

[joseaca]

add a couple of dogs and its officially cat hell

[riku4488]

There is no reason to bathe a cat unless it is just completely covered in feces/dirt/or some other substance that sticks to its fur.

[funkienotajunkie]

as a veterinary professional, I see plenty of potential health risks, how do they keep soap out of eyes, or the mouth, how do they keep a panicked cat from aspirating water and developing aspiration pneumonia, cruel and irresponsible on so many levels, greed and laziness prevail, this is disgusting

[kralmir]

2:27 - thats the cat saying "i swear... im going to beat all of you to death with that camera."

i found it a little funny to see that cat jump around like that, mostly because it is NOT harming the cat. still better if they destroy that machine and laugh over the silly thing they made over a beer. and then sit silently pondering what about of bad they should feel for building it in the first place.

[Organism18]

PETA doesn't care that I throw my cat in the washing machine with the spin cycle turned off?

@GerbilGod7 are you only allowed to own gerbils because you throw cats in washing machines?

[medtik]

CRACKED

[Derpunit10]

I saw this video once and I was like "Oh so asshats took their cat to those water fillers down by a vons or whatever because they got a good laugh from it" but apparently it's a "grooming device". yah that makes it alright I guess

[Luther496]

CAT: hmmmm....a new cage?.....kinda smells funny....WHOA.....what was that.....AAHHAHAHAAAAAAA HELP........GET ME OUTTA HERE AAAAAHHHHHHH......HELLLLLPPPPP­PPPPP.................(continu­es for another thirty seconds)......do that again and i'll claw your throat out......

[Genius314x]

I rarely take the time to dislike a video. I disliked this.

[Flamefoot]

Monstrous! It's not _that_ hard to wash a pet yourself, a dog especially. And if the cat completely refuses it and goes ballistic/runs away, _don't *king bathe it_, clear?

[anodyness]

this makes me feel physically ill. really.

[ddelz01]

i dont get what the big deal is. its a fucking shower.

besides, AWW, I THINK HE LIKES IT!

[Killzoneguy117]

And where the fuck is PETA? They get all pissy at me when I want to have a steak but when owners are putting their pets in fucking washing machines against their will just so they can make the owner look all highclass and shit, PETA is nowhere to be found. Fuck you Humanity. Fuck you. If a race of genocidal aliens came down to Earth and tried to extinguish all Humans from the face of the Earth, I would side myself with the Aliens.

[Markynaz]

@Killzoneguy117: I think those spineless hippies from PETA are too retarded to realize that this is animal cruelty. Apparently as long as you eat nothing but vegetables it is TOTALLY fucking ok to throw your cat into a machine that resembles a Nazi concentration camp gas chamber, they are totally fucking cool with this.

[Killzoneguy117]

@Markynaz Exactly. Those retard hypocritical hippies are too stupid to see REAL animal cruelty. Cause apparently me simply eating what has been part of a basic Human Diet since the day our ancestors learned to walk upright is complete Animal Cruelty but throwing your pet into this machine from Hell isn't. I honestly hate PETA for this crap. At least with Animal Testing, we can end up benefiting ourselves and our health. With this, no one wins. Except the Ego of the owner.

[Hardwyre]

@Killzoneguy117

Because PETA doesn't want to piss off rich donors.

[Killzoneguy117]

@Hardwyre Exactly. PETA is a fucking joke.

[SupaSmartee]

That cat should be put to sleep for acting up like that in there.

[Pupil0fGod]

This is sooooo funny, yet horrible at the same time.

[alaslawi]

This would be perfect for human babies as well. Just need a blow-dry option so you can have your baby nice and dry ready to hug like when you wear your clothes straight out of the dryer hahahahaha

[Luther496]

@alaslawi i hope ur joking...

[alaslawi]

@Luther496 of course i am man hence the LOL at the end

[Luther496]

@alaslawi .....look at ur post.....no lol

[chibiRenZhe]

They should let the owner sit in there with a cat while it gives 'em a bath. (Would put a whole new perspective on the situation.

[ajw100390]

This is absolutely horrifying. 

[blackmiimage]

I feel sorry for these pets that get treated like this -_-

[IgnisLupi]

HAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sstabeler]

this should be considered cruelty to cats. can you see the cat struggling to get out? it must be terrified. and aloso, whne your cat looks like it's trying to find a way to kill you, ti's a good idea to re-examine what you just did to it.

[Phobotech]

That cat is NOT a happy camper.

also, Cracked.

[pewmanfustudios]

What in the azz??

[ArmandDenton]

2:25 You can just see the liquid-hot hatred coming off of that animal.

[Jambo601165]

That was really upsetting.

[FBFamily]

I'd like to punch each and everyone of your faces until whats left is a bloody pulp, I hope you die for what you do to cats.

[xzaxwarudox]

@FBFamily What the fuck man. Overreact much?

[mikehead]

@xzaxwarudox I dont think he is overreacting at all. That shit is just down right fucking torture to the cat. I actually hate cats and this cat autowash thing pisses me off to no end. That thing is just fucking wrong, and the people who do it are horrible excuses for human beings.

[mojosub]

@dogpile01 No, I'm dumb too, just not full retard dumb like the people at this "Pet Spa".

[Davisrullzs]

Awful

[jdzero]

I'm ready to burn it down.... and then beat the owner within an inch of his life