Brain on Drugs

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

Woman: Any questions?

Me: Yeah can i have a dozen of red roses please?

[iSanderkin]

Am I the only one that wanted to break up shit too. Because that looked like fun.

[wolgreth]

this girl has issues...

[6flakes]

I have a question... Why are you slandering a useful medicine that was once legal, but outlawed because people couldn't limit themselves on the product.

[moonlitsonata41]

@6flakes Heroin was never safe, and was never dubbed safe for any medicinal reason. It is highly addictive and alters brain chemicals to cause you to crave more. It's an endless circle, as are all drugs, legal or not. But weed is not a drug, so that's fine.

[andr00123]

@moonlitsonata41 coffee is a drug. Weed is a drug. Alcohol is a drug.

[pb19111]

like if Robot Chicken brought you here

[pariastabendesa]

"Any Questions?"

Yeah, what kind of drugs are you on?

[TheSPARTANJ13]

I'm... vaguely turned on by this.

[cobalt12011]

ohhh well thank god i dont have an egg as a brain

[yatnod66]

I got a Question... Whos house you fucking up and whos cleaning it up?

[Wolf000000000]

This bitch is on heroine !!!

[Hamsterliciousness]

Isn't she the chick off "Josie And The Pussycats"?

[houseofm88]

Ohh Barry McCaffrey and your commercials when you were the drug czar for Billy boy I love these psa ads!

[mrgordonis]

OMG Rachel Leigh Cook did the greatest PSA ever right here. And god damn she's beautiful

[WillAFilms]

Woman: "Any questions?"

Nostalgia Critic: "Yeah, what drugs are you on?"

[whitewash014]

So, what you're telling me is heroin is mind blowing?

[Ninetails2000]

Faith Conners!?....I knew all that skyscraper hopping wasn't natural!

[smdcbeta]

This is your brain. This is Skyrim. This is what happens to your brain when you play Skyrim. Its not over yet. This is what your body goes through, and your family AND YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR MONEY, AND YOUR JOB, YOUR SELF RESPECT, AND YOUR FUTURE. Any questions?

[InstinctualJealousy]

@smdcbeta And this is your knee with an arrow in it. *shoots bow*

[DerHund57]

@MrTreantHugger That last statement you made is terrifying and I pray that you are just a troll.

[firewolf456]

i wanna see what happens if we give her a shotgun

[kunigas123]

Yeah, i have a question! Do you swallow?

[deven1323]

i wanna fuck her? anyone else?

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

@deven1323 You're sick. (not cool)

[CNFanLDEalt2]

I think this ad was telling about it better than the Robot Chicken parody. Thanks for reminding us, Rachael Leigh Cook.

[PivotSideEffects]

were they trying to be more serious then the last one?It just gets funnier and less sensible, is it REALLY that hard to give good drug arguments in a commercial besides don't do stuff to be cool and don't get hit by a frying pan?

[NarutoRPCfan]

I got a question. What did you do to my kitchen?!

[Twitch532]

ha. Abigale.

[LindelofIsGod]

@Twitch532 I see Abigale and think "Ha, the girl from the drug commercial". Man, I'm getting old.

[DrifterX34]

My brain gets smashed, my body gets gooey, my family's dishes get broken, and my friends' cups get shattered?

[KimIsMissing]

thats a woman I'd like to marry...

[ipheltu]

She's never been on heroin.

[TheEvan711]

but, Vincent from pulp fiction does heroin and he's doin fuckin fine...

[HeltOkejFilmer]

@TheEvan711 i don't know if having your brain splattered against the toilet wall can be defined as "fucking fine", though

[TheEvan711]

@HeltOkejFilmer i know but that wasnt heroin's fault.

[HeltOkejFilmer]

@TheEvan711 That's what all you junkies say!

[Starmadien2019]

Robot Chicken brought me here

[TILF9000]

dude id smash that

[mlk030103]

saw this after tthe Robot Chicken version of this one

[hayschmexy]

All you people with "kitchen" and "sandwich" jokes, how rude and insensitive of you. It's almost 2012 people, get with the times.

She should be laying in bed naked with my fuckin omelete

[Drunkenrussian95]

that gave me a boner

[CheezyHD]

That's a funny way to make a sandwich.

[CrimsonArmored]

Yeah, I got a question. Ummm ....... you were supposed to wash the dishes and clean the living room. !?!What the he11 are you doing!?! Oh well, your still -Friggin Hot-_-

[J88Wolf]

ANY QUESTIONS?!?!?!?!

[anaemia]

Yeah, I've got a question? Why are you snorting heroin? Not the best way to consume it, darl

[toaofanimation]

That's my kinda' girl! Destructive AND cute (in an ever so slightly goth sort of way).

[IMMAEDEDDNEDDY]

Yeah, I have a question! do you take drugs?

[ZombiBuddy]

I cant tell if im hungry for brains or if I want to keep my heroine from getting hit by a pan. This video confused me so bad I took meth. Or maybe I snorted an egg.

[ludicrous503]

who is that? she looks really familiar.

[skeitakas]

she gots sand in her vagina

[StabatMaterHecate]

Morphine won't do any of that and you can do it every single day and people will lend you money and your friends will like you more and women will have sex with you and your family will be proud of you and you will suddenly acquire immense wealth and live to be at least old enough to publish your own bible.

[blix1ms0ns]

Looks like the lady is on drugs while speaking against drugs.

[MatameVideos]

That girl is so drugged xD But I consider the ad a very good one actually, just think it for a moment: That girl does drugs, and she lost everything, her family, her health, her job, her friends, etc, and now she's very angry and feel regrets.

[SpazticGamer]

My only question is Whos cleaning up the fucking mess u just made u psychotic bitch? Also i told u i wanted my eggs Over easy Not scrambled, Now Get the fuck back in the kitchen and do it right

[nintendolife25]

@SpazticGamer She is in the kitchen. XD

[robbert802]

Saw this at school one time lol

[conn0r1994]

Any questions? You gonna clean that fucking mess up you just made?

[vyizgr8t]

This is my dick ( , this is my dick after seeing rachael leigh cook I

[EmilySoulSister]

my teacher randomly says "This is your brain." then he holds a soft ball. "this is your brain on drugs." Then he chucks the ball across the room and all of us r like WTF? LOL

[keeganbdouglass]

Yeah I have a question, are you going to pay for that?

[blix1ms0ns]

@keeganbdouglass No, either the producer or director does that or even the National Foundation for a Drug Free america.

[ideoteqa]

It actually comes across as very clumsy. Shitty ad.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Okay, for all of you f*cking SEXISTS who make jokes about her being in the kitchen, consider this:

What if she did that BECAUSE she was tired of her boyfriend sending her to the kitchen?

[OnlyMeBeingMe]

Actually, that's a crazy bitch with a frying pan.

[MrGerry111]

no questions.....

[xangryyemmiix158]

They still show this commercial on tv, it was just on. It's a great commercial- or it would be if stupid people took it seriously instead of talking about how hot the actress is.

[ldiggy132]

@xangryyemmiix158 maybe they should make the actress an ugly fuck hahaha but I am completely with you its annoying that people dont take this shit seriously

[MarNieCo]

@ldiggy132 Probably because PSAs are the most useless thing ever ?

[TheKidViciousX]

yeah how the fuck are you gonna make me a sandwhich now that the kitchen is gone

[buddbasset]

robot chicken:D

[DryBlastt]

Salena gomez?

[mattbatt3712]

shes hot



[949484Sammy]

easily i can say...best commerical ever!

[samisdabomb1998]

yes, i have a question. why are you not making my breakfast bitch!?!?!?

[TheRealThreeP]

*Frying pan on the floor*-This is drugs.

*Eggs marked "Freedom of expression," "Enterprise," "Lifestyle," and "Freedom of religion."*-These are your liberties.

*Steamroller*-And this is the Government!

*Steamroller crushes frying pan and eggs effortlessly.*

Any questions?

[TheMOVIEZPLANET]

drugs are not bad, people are

if u dont know how to use, fuck u!

[MrTreantHugger]

What a retarded commercial. Pure propaganda.

[SnitchSeeker]

@MrTreantHugger Propaganda?Heroine ruins lives and that is a messege I wish more people knew.I don't care how the messege is send out,as long as one less person stays away from the freaking substance,I'll sleep happy at night.

[MrTreantHugger]

@SnitchSeeker Heroin gave me strength and now I'm happier than ever. When my kids are old enough, I'll show them the beauty of heroin.

[SnitchSeeker]

@MrTreantHugger It's your life and your choice.I almost lost a friend to heroin,but she was saved by the doctors and has been clean for the last 5 years.It didn't gave her streight at all.It almost destroyed her.

[AriesGoddess93]

@MrTreantHugger Oh man, trolololo

If not, enjoy what happens when heroin isn't fun anymore.

[3rit3rat006]

Who is that?! Anybody know?!

[TheRealThreeP]

@3rit3rat006 Rachel Leigh Cook, if I'm not mistaken.

[mnight207]

@3rit3rat006 Rachel Leigh Cook-Never Been Kissed

[z55177]

I like this commercial.

[CHAOSoriginal]

Okay I get the point. Now clean that mess up.

[lmfpmj]

I love this commercial so much!

[motzPHaragas]

0:18, I reacted like "HOLY FUCKER OF PEARL, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUINING MY KITCHEN! OH MY GOD, THOSE PLATES AND GLASSES ARE EXPENSIVE. :O"

And yes, I have a question: WILL YOU CLEAN THE DAMN KITCHEN OR NOT?

[patman12112]

thumbs up if you watch this on robot chicken

[AyKay4ty7ven]

Is she on drugs?

[Vleader001]

Yeah, I've got a question. What kind of drugs are you on?

[singerg02]

Thumbs up if Robot Chicken brought you here!

[SavageXenomorph]

So I'm guessing she was high doing this

[dracula343]

boy was she on speed

[ObamaWasBornlnKenya]

How about what chickens go through to give you the egg? Factory farming, torture, etc.

Stupid bitch. Stupid commercial.

[0Shank0]

mmm Rachael Leigh Cook yummy, I'd lick her ass clean.

[webb3ro]

Yeah I have a question. How are you going to repay the cost of damages to my fucking kitchen? 

[thegeniusandthefool]

What's the time? :D

[thesuntheskythemoon]

i think this is funnier because of the robot chicken parody

[MegaAstroFan18]

Alright lady, light up a duby and chill.

[Curstyyyy]

little to dramatic...dont u think

[SuperAmericanRide]

heroin ant bad

[Elementortee]

wrong way to do a sammich

[Whirlwhind1]

She must've had sooo much fun when filming this.

[arunkabilan95]

You on heroine?

[ErickHootmanVEVO]

I have a question, why aren't you making me a sandwich?

[TheEmo387]

Uhh yeah I have a question.. WHAT THE FUCK!???

[AL3X7770]

It's funny because she's in a kitchen.

[nejisbf]

woman:any questions?

psychologist:are you talking from personal experience?



[dubrob63]

she needs to smoke weed and chill

[xXRiTaLiNx]

@dubrob63

You sir fail you fail,

Weed?, really?, its the pretty much same as herion ffs... same effect but herion is just moar powerful,

anYWAYYY weed sucks dick anyway , stimlaunt drug that teens/stoners thinkits cool and good for you ahah

stimlaunts 4 life , stimlaunts are the best, ritalin,cocaine,meth all the way <3

[PsychFreedom]

@xXRiTaLiNx

Same effect?

Well firstly an opiate(heroin) binds to different receptors than cannabis. So right off the bat, a different effect.

Cannabis is both a muscle relaxant and a psychoactive substance. Depending on its genotype and how it is used, it can have degrees of effect. It also dilates pupils while heroin constricts them.

On the other side, heroin blocks pain, and is more euphoric in its effect. Its simply a different effect.

Enjoy the stimulants though.

[xXRiTaLiNx]

@PsychFreedom

Same shit different smell..

[PsychFreedom]

@xXRiTaLiNx

I will make sure to pass along your great thesis to pharmacology departments across the world.

[HectorJW2007]

SHE NEEDS CºCK SOOO BAD.

[artofliving123]

@HectorJW2007 don't be a pussy and bleep out what your typing

[FractalBolt]

Tough chick, eh? all she needs is a nice dick up her ass to calm her down...

[ILikeMarmiteALot]

if she asked me to do heroin with her,,,i'd weigh up my options!

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

stupid cunt.

[Lucariogamer14]

This is where Robot Chicken got this from?

[konnichiwacryssi]

That brings back memories....

[juggafette]

yeah i have a question are you gunna clean that shit up

[shippo4ever101]

IT'S JOSIE FROM THE JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS MOVIE :O

[narrat0r12]

OK OK DON'T GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN PLEASE!

[Zunecrazy]

She's too hot to have any qualms about heroin. I want her.

[MrBoredomrulesmylife]

Jesus Christ... That was hot.

[lucasafrench]

this has to be one of the greatest commercials ever.

[InconspiciousIdiot]

I ASK YOU FOR SCRAMBLED EGGS

AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME

[AdAdvent]

I'll have what she's smoking.

[tenken1981]

Rachael: Any Questions?

Me: Could you make me a sandwich? :)

[gusglassdragons]

This is the Sublime's lead singer's wife. All y'all making jokes didn't go thru what she did. We all lost when he OD'd. RIP Bradley.

[KaiserMtek]

@gusglassdragons That's Rachael Leigh Cook.  She was never married to Bradley Nowell.

[gusglassdragons]

@KaiserMtek Whoops, ur right. Was relying on what I heard when this ad came out... Last time I do that w/o Google-ing 1st. Rarely do the stupid comments people make drive me to comment. Have to remember stupid people will remain stupid regardless. Thanks.

[BarrieMyself]

Thats not how you make a sandwich.

[AwkwardSpy]

Weird woman: Any Questions?

Me: Yeah WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

[Immagonko]

Nostalgia Critic brought me here.

[Nickeruz2]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[johnydudee]

FUCK DRUGS.... crap wheres my coffee? wait...did i take my anti-depresants today? whattttt its legal SO IT MUST BE ALRIGHT! WEED GROWNS NATURALY AND ITS ILEGAL? HOW DO YOU MAKE NATURE ILEGAL?

[papoj1PVR]

My brain goes Splat ? That's...graphical. :L

[errbodylook2darite]

she is really pretty

[bart11114]

If I stay away from heroin can I sleep with you? 

[sockpuppetmartinez]

Darker & edgier

[bgoodrick]

And this is what a psycho bitch filled with rage acts like. ^ But hey, she doesn't do drugs!

[Zimx02]

The egg breaking is symbolism for busting a nut. I'd make love to that woman on any drug.

[ThatPsychopathGuy]

First of all lady, my brain is not an egg, so I suggest you give me that alcoholic beverage you're drinking, you need to get home.

[EddieKuntz94]

Its funny cause you would have to be on drugs to make a PSA like this

[BigJuicyx3]

An alternative title for this would be "Your brain while watching this crap".

[sdry]

that's the spirit. Fuck all that shit. But do I get to fuck that lady?

[coolmeansmexboxguy]

I totally agree man! 

[TedMan74]

EXACTLY! I totally agree with this one!

[crerul]

This girl is awesome!

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

i snorted heroin one time and i felt really good and fell asleep. In NO way did my brain turn into an egg, and then get smashed.

[hecatomb]

whats her name?

[3DPlanets]

Dat destruction...

[MettanAtem]

The moral: Don't do drugs, or she'll ruin the kitchen.

[NeutralExistence]

This makes me want to do Heroin.

I wonder if the government boys want to give me some of the Oxymorphone they have been pushing for years. Since when they realized they couldn't patent plant life they created synthetic opiates, and made the natural one's illegal.

Funny thing is the synthetic one's are more dangerous, but o boy do they make more money!

[ThortonSpectrous]

lol Robot chicken brought me here

[VerboseVillain]

I think she went to the madea school of self-defense... 

[7ruthie]

Yeah, what the hell kind of drugs are you on?

[01marky]

Thats what happens to your brain on Alcohol

[Tomx569]

Why do hot chicks always have to be insane too? :P

[godvergeten]

Oh, and as an afterthought...

If you don't want people to revert to drug escapism... maybe try not creating a prison or hell on earth for them, for a change. Maybe not drag people from their birth on into some slave system, that's designed to keep some idiot consumerist economy going, which produces nothing but mindless drones, who only keep working incessantly to live in their prison of luxury, while the rest of the world starves?

Might do some good once in a while, you know...

[godvergeten]

Sorry... but all I see is an egg and some plates being smashed.

Not a brain on drugs, nor a body or family that has to go through some ordeal.

Does this mean that the people who made this video were on drugs?

Because I'm certainly not, at the moment.

And apparently, we are seeing a different reality.

So many questions... so few (honest) answers.

[sableJester]

yes, i have a question. can i call you?

[emoserena]

Well I wont ever do drugs...

[Rootbeercw]

she got it wrong,.. she was suppose to cook the egg

[PhillisNutsack]

She's hot

[MsMascarpone]

@PhillisNutsack Fun Fact: That's Rachel Leigh Cook.

[jfreekjuggalo]

@MsMascarpone i knew it! i kinda wanna bang her all over again,,,i had such a major crush on her....*boner*

[fruitcake0anon]

I know a heroin addict who would NEVER do that to his kitchen she must be on crack!!!

[Hellblazer311]

is this rachel leigh cook? lol washed up

[Curri3Saan]

Yeah, what the hell kind of drugs are you on?!

[sds9292]

she's telling you NOT to snort heroin because it's an utter waste of the drug. You must inject it. trust me i've done it for too long.

[EP1KCAMPER]

YOUR GRANDMA`S BAKE SALE!

*Hits old lady*

[crazycagada]

that bitch doing some crack smoke weed people dont be like her

[Cagole13]

What about if you inject heroin instead of snorting it?