5 fax

[OriginalJustGeorge]

I think I played this one, but not sure.

[kittyprydekissme]

I have no idea what day I was conceived. My parents were never that open with their sexual history.

(Or could it be that you know the date of your conception because your parents only did it once a year? A birthday present for your Dad, perhaps?)

I was born on Jesus's birthday, which really sucks because I only get presents once a year, instead of twice like everybody else.

[russbuss415]

wait, i thought the stork delivers the babies? nice burp missy :)

[tinySpectacle]

NOW THAT is how to wear a tie. I mean.... stop upstaging me!!

Very funny. I pat myself on the back for tagging you.

[itsBABYSMITH]

glad you liked.... ; )

btw, i was also wearing cuff links.

bad idea...

[ruth7784]

LOL! You're funny crazy lady! :-) Nice burping! I really shouldn't have a mouth full of coffee whilst watching your vids, very nearly had a disaster with it! It seems like ages since you last posted! Happy new year! X

[xpos121]

nice burp, do more please!

[ralfonzo83]

sweet! especially the outtakes!

[solidgold451]

no matter how small the detail, I have learned about you. The burp killed me I was pissing laughing

[popebenadict16]

nice belch honey boobs.x

[OhCurt]

I agree, that conception/b'day thing IS cool.

Don't listen to her!

BTW, I just realized the 5 facts tag has been going on for TWO YEARS. LOL

[JimmerSD]

There you are! Gosh! the tubes have been dark without you!

[beatmover]

Snarky Baby forgot to roll her eyes and had too much pre show pop. Back in the 30's, Snorkelly Baby used to roll her R's during dress rehearsal and was a pre show pip.

[meehaun]

lol

[kokohawk]

My toenail fell off one time after I ran it over with a pallet of pop. What a birthday present for your dad! Hard to follow that birthday up. The best part of the video and the reason I'm giving it five stars is for the burp.

[Ranblv]

This whole birth facts comment section is hilarious :-)

[itsBABYSMITH]

agreed...i think the comments are often way more entertaining than the actual vids. ; )

[UKISOCIETY]

I was conceived on my parents anniversary and born on my birthday! Weird, huh?

[itsBABYSMITH]

that's just plain bizarre....i mean the part about parents actually having sex.

[krabbers]

i was conceived on my 4th birthday

[itsBABYSMITH]

so, the years 1-4 were B.K. (before krabbers?)

intense....

[krabbers]

no, no tents were involved , i think it was in a trailor

[itsBABYSMITH]

ahhh, i see. and the 3 kings, they were 'burger kings' i suppose...

[krabbers]

blimey that would explain a lot

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

LOL,

you are just to cute for words..

**Kisses**

[itsBABYSMITH]

well, you're way cuter...with a dollop of hubba hubba. ; )

[nbwulf]

Birthday sex... always a good thing.

Cheers... J.

[itsBABYSMITH]

better than make up sex? i heard that's pretty good too...i wouldn't know though, cuz i'm a nun.

[nbwulf]

Just because you have the outfit under your bed doesnt mean you're actually one... =)

[itsBABYSMITH]

o.k. mr. wise guy.... just for that, gimme 5 hail marys! NO! not BLOODY marys.....sheesh.

[nbwulf]

Bloody Mary, full of vodka, the Celery is with thee;

blessed art thou amongst cocktails,

and blessed is the fruit of thy drink, Tomato.

Bloody Mary, Mother of Sunday Morning drinks, pray for our hangover now and at the hour of headache.

Amen.

[UnluckyMum]

Ha ha !! I have done the nail one- which sums up about how interesting I am :)

[itsBABYSMITH]

OUCH...my finger still smarts just thinking of it. i actually slammed my finger TWICE that way, on 2 separate occasions. shows you just how smart i am...

[SlacktiveAction]

That's sooooo cool that you remember yer conception!

[itsBABYSMITH]

in this case, it's more of a curse...don't even get me started on the delivery!

[SlacktiveAction]

I'll bet the delivery has a real headache, unless you were a breach-birth then I'll bet it was a pain in the butt.

...now years later you seemed to have mastered the art of the delivery!