Wasteland Patrol

[TALLEH9999]

hey guys, notice the heads of the zerglings? they used the hydralisk's head. just so you know.

[alphaazulon2010]

SCV Quote in SC2

- My Cousin/ Lester saw a Zergling Once.

Epic lol

[fursona2]

Sarge: They can't be this far unless.. Oh shit.. *turns around*

Lester: I love you sarge :'(

Hydralisks: Calm down were just here to take down your rover insurance for that road kill accident.... -.-

[jacketman22]

So I can kill a zergling instantly by hitting it with my car, but NOT by shooting it with an automatic rifle.

[IIIMAVER1CK]

cause im in charge thats why. lol

[FuriousRoellinghoff]

Sarge has that "Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward" look on his face.

[MostazalsLord]

hehehee

[ATMofAnubis]

Two people became hood ornaments.

[Willorix]

The Terran back then gave me nightmares...Ahgghh...

[jakethemistake19]

The two dislikes were the 2 scouts

[mrxai658]

I wonder why Zergs make humans POP UP the truth????????

[alphareneg]

"My cousin Lester saw a zergling once." - SCV from SC2

[TeeVeeInc]

Sigh... Guys like this should stay home and be family men.

[Sheepinatorx]

Zomg, i havent seen this in forever!

[XxHAZMATxX]

heydralisk: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO JIMMY!"

lester: "i love you sarge"

zergling 1 "looks like we got here some queers

zergling 2 "GET EM!"

take not that zerg hate gays

[Agent1W]

What happens when Hellions don't stay in and use their flamethrowers.

[negrolokolol]

@Agent1W hehe you should have played sc1 .. there were no hellions back then.. i belive thats a normal car

[Agent1W]

@negrolokolol I thought that vehicle would be a Hellion, an ATV with flamethrowers on it.

I know there weren't Hellions back in SC1, but it made sense that they are in SC2 now.

[IShallRuleOneDay]

why would you inspect roadkill? i don't think there's time to check it.

[FLICKGEEK]

Whats he say at 0:36?

[Wolfnx]

@FLICKGEEK "Sweet roller!!!"

[robob1988]

@FLICKGEEK "Hey whats that?" "Hood ornament in a second" *smash*

[Senesse05]

I love you, Sarge

[CragHack19]

"Looks like you mashed some poor fellow's dog sarge..."

That one still gets me xD

[woo1693]

its a zerg lester! a small type of zerg they aint be so far out unless.... oh shit

[Warcraftian93]

such a shame these two died, great comedic potetial

[FrostFire93]

SWEET ROLLER!!!!!!

[Darkiver]

This video alone is why Starcraft > Warcraft 2

[dracon56]

sarge didnt look scared when the zergs showed up

[Herreken]

I think Sarge knew he was fucked with no way out. That's why he had more of a reaction to Lester's last comment :D

[goingnutty]

@Herreken Correct

[111dogon555]

It's like Brokeback....craft

[angelsoffurtitude]

slam i hit something its a zergling no wait its our captain oups lol ^^

[overlordmoo]

its a zergling

but they dont normally travel alone unless...oh shit!

I love you sarge

*grunt*

lol

[chrispollock]

ok that patrol sucks. no weapons of any kind. they don't even call in the fact that they just hit a zergling even tho the sarge knew what it was. and if you know zerg might be in the area, ur sending unarmed jeeps out there to do what exactly? waste time? do a flyover with spotlights, lot more practical and safe. terrans have no sense

[Cocarat206]

Cus' were in charge, thats why!

[0rkrist]

It's in fact at the beginning of the Zerg invasion on the Outer Rim, I think. Guess they got a little surprised ._.

[chrispollock]

sarge seemed pretty well informed on zerg habits and types of zerg for it to be just the beginning of. the invasion to warrant an unarmed jeep ptrol without weapons to drive around zerg territory. could have just been that the terrans don't mind wasting lives over say an expensive Wraith. it makes sense now

[InfoUplink]

@chrispollock lol

[goingnutty]

@chrispollock you're taking this WAY too much to heart......

[chrispollock]

@goingnutty i am very nerdy so i must take it to heart

[IIIMAVER1CK]

@chrispollock they send them out on patrols to mash poor fellows dawgs.

[aznj0ka]

"i love u saarge"

[kurtfisto]

So a Zergling dies from a hit from a slow moving car but barely takes any damage against a marine in the starcraft intro? That's real nice.

[orochimaruisugly]

That zergling in the brood war intro was actually a devouring one :P

[irkiIIer]

bullshit, how did you know

[orochimaruisugly]

Because it took 150 rounds of bullets.

[Darkiver]

When does a Zergling appear in the intro?

[goingnutty]

@kurtfisto The car was not moving slowley enough

[Hampstead343]

"Why we always gotta listen to this shit all day"

[tf2geek]

i luv u sarge (splat)

[woo1693]

you forgot the "uhhhh" part

[spongebob072]

sarge: i love u 2. lol!

[crazy4sian]

Is anyone else reminded of Redneck Rampage when watching this video? The similarities are uncanny.

[glade20]

yea bubba

[danic88]

i love you sarge

[Hewkii]

"ohh shit."

[Napcom]

"Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dawg Sawrge."

I love quoting that one, especially when I drive, haha.

[sal181]

Lester"Hey Whats That"

Sarge"Hood Ornament in a second" lol thats my favorite spot...

[myaccount235]

Lester:"I love you Sarge"

Sarge:"....huh?..."

[ltmikepowell]

Well, at least that fellow spoke his last wish.

[archxnight]

5/5

[goingnutty]

Lester - Matt Samia

Sarge - James "whiteboy" Page

[AlphaBiggitz]

The Beavis and Butthead of Starcraft this always seems to me. XD

[OpposingFarce]

Sweet Roller.

[goingnutty]

Steam-roller.

[GrievanceStriker]

"Huh?"

[LibraElite]

"I love you Sarge" lol great stuff

[ElSickOz]

LOL!!!!

[yabahoomada]

DaevonDark is a retarded freak

[brainwasher9876]

oh well, i guess that when ur about to die u wouldnt mind if ur buddy knew u were homo

[layzie33]

OH SHIT

[jedimusic2]

i like the hillbillys

[mightymushy]

hahaha! hillbilly backwater terrans make me laugh

"looks like you mashed some poor fellas dog sarge"

[DaevonDark]

hahahahaha i love this they died by means of my favorite way to kill terrans

!!Zerg!!

I am the cerebrate DaevonDark

[dudeabide]

I look forward to my Protoss Mothership blasting your pathetic little swarm into oblivion with its planetcracker.

[sauskehater]

lolz i lov u sarge

[payot]

man the pirated cd never had these.

[woo1693]

yeah it gives you a reason to buy em

[Gaunt]

Lester gave Sarge a reason to die...

[yabahoomada]

ARE YOU A COMEDIAN???

[vampcruicer]

ahahaha!

[Intranetusa]

poor pathetic humans... :(

[brndnwilks]

"I love you Sarge"

[00metavoid]

lmao