@DJMANGO10 Actually his second. He never had one on his right hand even though he invented it. Actually I'm not exactly sure. But your message was, he used his dick.
@j4k3rocks none. i dont have my own credit card or i would preorder the animus edition. im a teenager, so i only got to preorder the exclusive gamestop edition.
did u know that if u look under altair's hood u can see desmond's face and there is also a glitch that if u hit the hanging light on the balcony enough times it will start 2 spazz around the tower.
you know i did play bloodlines but this is a bit to far for my video game taste and with desmond always saying: "oh shit" and the zoom in on maria's vagina get's a little anoying
The movement in the PC version of this game is horrible. It has to be one of the most endlessly frustrating games I've ever played. They must have spent a full 30 minutes making the port from consoles to PC. The jump in this video is absolutely pointless. Just another way bad developers artifically make the games longer without actually adding any content. Keep someone trying to make a supid jump for 20 minutes. Fun stuff.
i bet uisoft was 2 lazy 2 make altair look like altair instead of ezio....did anyone else know that hugh hefner's ancestor is ezio?it would explain alot
@hunkske Thank you that helps alot. Thanx for the walkthrough. It prevents me from frustration. I hope brotherhood is as good. I think Ezio is more human than Al Tair.
@fhqwgads420 I still cant figure it out. how do you do it. when i try and make the jump it just doesnt work how its showed on the clip. I have a PS3 and really would love some help if you can.
@twinny09 I can't remember now but it's a unique jump. I think maybe you hold the jump button then release it? jump keep trying it in different ways and you'll get it.
In Animus 2.0, Desmond follows Ezio, and so, when Altair jumps off and it follows Maria, it means that Ezio or someone related to him is inside Maria's womb?
HELP!i play this game at 800x600 resolution on full screen,but the game is not on the entire screen.at the top and bottom are 2 big black lines!!!PLEASE HELP!CONTACT ME!
@prudence00 Think about it, being genetic memories they can only be passed on the passing of genes (conception).
That means you would only have you father's memories until your conception, because that was the moment you "earned" his genes. Your father would continue his life but his memories from that point on would not be on your dna (from that point on your memories would be the only ones in your genetic conde).
@Stupidmetroid417 - Your dad's a dick? Nah, just joking :) Come to think of it, that's a really sketchy way of character development. Sure, he stands out as a character, and sure, sarcasm is often a sign of intelligence, but Shaun takes it overboard sometimes. If he's doing it because he thinks he's the only professional there, then he's risking group cohesion thus putting their common goal in danger. Not very smart, ya know what I mean?
This is so fucking stupid
MyDontmesswithme 1 week ago
So altair fucked her while having all his blades on
enaeem12 1 week ago
"this is one weird dream"...wakes up and immediately checks pants for evidence of wet dream
hisregality 2 weeks ago
Yes,Altair is back.And he is banging Maria.
Actually Aitair meet Maria in Jerusalem not Acre!
MultiEvil85 2 weeks ago
Great video.
Cococrash11 1 month ago
At first it seemed that Altaïr was trying to kill her.
GemCat101 1 month ago
Poor Desmond. thats one sucky acid trip.
SashaGarbanzo 1 month ago
The chair looks like a Matrix chair where you go to the Virtual world..
AhmadBelugor30 1 month ago
Altaiir memories ?
mbgomeshabbo 1 month ago 2
i don't get that running part can someone help me?
Jamesrocky3 1 month ago
well i thought we were suppose to kill her... guess not...
roxgirl44 2 months ago
haha i when i was playing this i was trying to kill her....
roxgirl44 2 months ago
Damn i want the game and have to stop watching this otherwise it'll all get spoiled but.....its stronger than me >.<
PuRePT3 2 months ago
he meets maria in Jerusalem not Acre XO
kishan1222 2 months ago
2:22 damn he jumped her :O horny bastard
TreyDZd 2 months ago
^^ Desmond is somehow stupid.
hoa, wasn't expecting that...
xD
mozillafirefoxxy 2 months ago
I think Shaun has something stuck up his ass.
flufiiii 2 months ago
That was the birth of there oldest son Darim
masongunmaster42 2 months ago
it's funny at 1:08 he knocks the guy over and does anyone know who do the voiceover for shaun cos it sounds familier and it's bugging me
mrsgorockmusic 2 months ago in playlist More videos from MahaloVideoGames
@mrsgorockmusic same guy as wheatley from portal 2
spartan12546 1 week ago
guess assassins like haystacks for more that just hiding and jumping into...
ziddleboof 2 months ago
maria better watch out for altair's "Hidden Blade" wink, wink :p
MADMOOSE26 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MahaloVideoGames 3
Woah a ad with Chuck Norris! Sweet!
rscpplayer 3 months ago 2
Desmond:''What was her name?Maria.Yah.Wonder what he wants with her...'' *kiss scene*
Desmond:Whoa..Alright..wasn't expecting that..
Me: Shhh...let's be quiet and watch! *.*
sungoddess16 3 months ago 9
Maria is probably the only Templar that enjoyed Altair's hidden blade.
EgregiouslyPutrid 3 months ago 18
1:40-1:43 really helped me
doyhom001 3 months ago 6
thumbs up if u tried to run up the wall and move the analog stick rapidly at 1:41
wen745 3 months ago 5
That's Maria's face? Geez i thought in Bloodlines(PSP) she was ugly there!
samshji 4 months ago
i cant just clam like that i pc, really trouble me
ftowords 4 months ago
1:12 I love this song, makes me feel so.... sneaky in real life.... sometimes I just spy on people at school everytime I hear this.
AntibacterialCloths 5 months ago
AT 00:50 THAT GUY GOT OWNED . XD
inorganicgrain 5 months ago
Shaun is a total dick.
j4k3rocks 5 months ago
If it wasnt for you i would be stuck right now
KILOSISMYDOG 5 months ago
2:23 to 3:29 = Desmond wet dreams
zachamano123 6 months ago
Altair just used his third hidden blade.
DJMANGO10 6 months ago 2
@DJMANGO10 Actually his second. He never had one on his right hand even though he invented it. Actually I'm not exactly sure. But your message was, he used his dick.
j4k3rocks 5 months ago
@j4k3rocks i guess ur right
DJMANGO10 5 months ago
@DJMANGO10 Are you getting Revelations? I pre-ordered the Animus Editon.
j4k3rocks 5 months ago
@j4k3rocks fucking lucky, im not a man yet so i have to ask my ASIAN parents. and u know how they are about money... i really wanted the encyclopeida
DJMANGO10 5 months ago
@DJMANGO10 No i am a teenager. My parents pre-ordered it for me as a reward for doing MAJOR chores.
j4k3rocks 5 months ago
@j4k3rocks oh damn bro. i gotta do some manditory chores too.
DJMANGO10 5 months ago
@j4k3rocks but i did preorder it
DJMANGO10 5 months ago
@DJMANGO10 What Editon?
j4k3rocks 5 months ago
@j4k3rocks none. i dont have my own credit card or i would preorder the animus edition. im a teenager, so i only got to preorder the exclusive gamestop edition.
DJMANGO10 5 months ago
The dream is weird cause Ezio would have boned Maria lol
PawneeStud 6 months ago
they skip the sex scene cause Desmond masturbating
Mrluvfunstuff 6 months ago
dude..thank you for 1:40-1:43 i was like O_O how the hell do i get up there?!
NyFin3st11 6 months ago
@NyFin3st11 me too! this guys awesome
PriincessHiibaa 6 months ago
@PriincessHiibaa lol hell yea i kept rage quitting before i seen this video xD
NyFin3st11 6 months ago
Lol 0.53 guard: hey who is that running at me in the cape?
Maria: out of my way! (pushes guard off building)
DarkRaizing24 6 months ago
Altair you dog get it on XD XD
moron991000 6 months ago 2
@3410559 It can mean descendent of altair and ezio or desmond the moon bear :P
FallenStarXoX 6 months ago
shawn= douch thats all that needs to be said
dave16108 6 months ago
man desmunds clothes must smell like crap i mean he has been wearing them since assassins creed 1
scoutsnipa2011 6 months ago
@scoutsnipa2011 LOL really aahahahah
95shady 6 months ago
Wait is Maria pregnant? Like after they did it, did she get pregnant?
percya159 7 months ago 4
@percya159 And then, 900 years later, Desmond was born!
Thunderbirds1001 5 months ago
@percya159 No. She got pregnant before they had sex. x3 Yes shes preggo. Majoy spoiler alert in Revalations it reveals alot bout their life :]
RainbowDaisys 3 months ago
Shaun is a PRICK >.<
keyblade12sora 7 months ago 56
maria killed someone at 0:53 o.0
kishan1222 7 months ago
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toparab123 7 months ago
Thanks man was stuck at part 1:40 - 1:43
arabjin666 7 months ago
1:38-1:43 is literally the only reason im even watching these walkthroughs lol
xxUnrealAddictxx 7 months ago 2
@xxUnrealAddictxx I swear me too. Freaking retarded cuz i tried what he did but never worked.
arabjin666 7 months ago
@arabjin666 after a while it worked for me. weird
xxUnrealAddictxx 7 months ago
how?
miloXz5 7 months ago
i cant fucking get passed the tower shit ........ is there any other way to do it?
Simpoja 8 months ago
@Simpoja you should know how to if you remembered it after playing the first game.
cybercybex 7 months ago
New mini-game for Brotherhood! Assassin's sperm! be the first to infiltrate the egg, no matter what you have to do.
SenialHobo 8 months ago 52
@SenialHobo Yeah and Assassinate the others before they infiltrate it first. HOORAH! lol
StealersofLives 7 months ago
They should've showed more.
Even in Sims more can be seen from such scenes. :P
Rimfaxe96 8 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed 2
did u know that if u look under altair's hood u can see desmond's face and there is also a glitch that if u hit the hanging light on the balcony enough times it will start 2 spazz around the tower.
PercyJfanatic1 8 months ago
did u know that if u look under altair's hood u can see desmond's face
PercyJfanatic1 8 months ago
@PercyJfanatic1 Altair and Desmond used the same face model.
Thunderbirds1001 5 months ago
i dont get it wait is she preg or something
ANDYSIXrocks123 8 months ago
@ANDYSIXrocks123 Yes. Yesh she ish.
Thunderbirds1001 5 months ago
you know i did play bloodlines but this is a bit to far for my video game taste and with desmond always saying: "oh shit" and the zoom in on maria's vagina get's a little anoying
thumbs up if u agree
nachocheese15006 8 months ago
you know i did play bloodlines but this is a bit to far for my video game taste and with desmond always saying: "oh shit" get's a little anoying
thumbs up if u agree
nachocheese15006 8 months ago
who's Maria???????????
TadoXIII 8 months ago
The movement in the PC version of this game is horrible. It has to be one of the most endlessly frustrating games I've ever played. They must have spent a full 30 minutes making the port from consoles to PC. The jump in this video is absolutely pointless. Just another way bad developers artifically make the games longer without actually adding any content. Keep someone trying to make a supid jump for 20 minutes. Fun stuff.
sorge225 8 months ago
@4:20 oh great i walked 30 min trying to find out what to do next.. all I had to do was go on the OTHER side of the chair and press a button..
jaxxrr 9 months ago
i bet uisoft was 2 lazy 2 make altair look like altair instead of ezio....did anyone else know that hugh hefner's ancestor is ezio?it would explain alot
assassinprodigy0 9 months ago
@assassinprodigy0 lol you are dumb...they have scripts from ac1 they could easily do it...and ezio is a much better character
DuDe1040 9 months ago
Shaun really is a dick...
TheMrTunde 9 months ago 2
hi, I just figured out the jump at 1:40, when you jump, press L1 - it worked for me... yaaaay finally!!
hunkske 10 months ago
@hunkske Thank you that helps alot. Thanx for the walkthrough. It prevents me from frustration. I hope brotherhood is as good. I think Ezio is more human than Al Tair.
interfanthirtytwo 8 months ago
@hunkske ...how? i tried it and it didnt work.
salsapeppergirl 8 months ago
I love how the target knocks that person off the roof at 0:52.
Also, I think the reason everyone's hear is for 1:40, I couldn't figure out how to do that for the life of me.
fhqwgads420 10 months ago
@fhqwgads420 I still cant figure it out. how do you do it. when i try and make the jump it just doesnt work how its showed on the clip. I have a PS3 and really would love some help if you can.
twinny09 10 months ago
@twinny09 I can't remember now but it's a unique jump. I think maybe you hold the jump button then release it? jump keep trying it in different ways and you'll get it.
fhqwgads420 10 months ago
I love how the target knocks that person off the roof at 0:52
fhqwgads420 10 months ago
I got stuck at the jump at 1:22.
Question, do I have to use the left shift to grab the ridge?
Neuehage 10 months ago
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I got stuck in making that jump at 1:22.
Question, I use pc, do I have to use the left shift key to let him grab that ridge? or does het grab it automaticly?
Neuehage 10 months ago
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Neuehage 10 months ago
OHHHH I finally got it!
In Animus 2.0, Desmond follows Ezio, and so, when Altair jumps off and it follows Maria, it means that Ezio or someone related to him is inside Maria's womb?
Wait what
youtabeer 10 months ago 4
@youtabeer Yea i think so, im so confused on this part like wtf!
whywhykk 10 months ago
@youtabeer y u no understand that MARIA GETS PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER ONE OF DESMONDS ANCESTORS???????
Thunderbirds1001 5 months ago
i got stuck in this mission thank you
ACDCNORWAY2 10 months ago
Dudes an animal :D! Having sex on the peak of a church is so damn hardcore!
TheSilentRing 11 months ago 6
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MarcusBaker3000 11 months ago 4
eh man how u jump at the left. when u have to folow that woman ?
VectorAcademie 11 months ago
Oh shit, he IS having side effects. D:
AkumaUchitoru 11 months ago
i dont get what desmond means
3410559 1 year ago
@3410559 played AC1?
JeroenJeh 1 year ago
@JeroenJeh ok
3410559 1 year ago
@3410559 desmond is the character's name
blazexmodz 11 months ago
@blazexmodz NO 2:28
3410559 11 months ago
@3410559 ohh
blazexmodz 11 months ago
@blazexmodz i mean what the hell he is talking about
3410559 11 months ago
Shaun just got promoted a few ranks to Major Asshole in the Douchebag Army in my book. We all know you are surfing porn over there mate...fess up lol
Mackey1985able 1 year ago 2
HELP!i play this game at 800x600 resolution on full screen,but the game is not on the entire screen.at the top and bottom are 2 big black lines!!!PLEASE HELP!CONTACT ME!
RomanianPrototype 1 year ago
would have punched the shit out of shawn by then
jtbigshot 1 year ago
1:38-1:43 part was tuff
moonachi 1 year ago 56
@moonachi how do you do it??
salsapeppergirl 8 months ago
@moonachi It took me 10 minutes at least to figure it out.
WyattWhiteberry 8 months ago
@moonachi it took me like 5 minutes it was so hard
MrJustmet 8 months ago
@MrJustmet stoner's dilemma
moonachi 8 months ago
@moonachi wtf
MrJustmet 8 months ago
@moonachi i was like how do u getttt UPP, i full went around the whole thing lol
Urosh004 7 months ago
@moonachi hell yeah It was that's the whole reason why I came on here ;P
PriincessHiibaa 6 months ago
dont you just love how the target pushes the gaurd off the edge to kill him?
pwnageinthemaking 1 year ago
its on ps3 as well...
DaUltimateAznBoi 1 year ago
That's right Desmond, you just lived part of your life as Altair's sperm.
branfeather 1 year ago 70
@branfeather That's not right because Altair isn't Desmond's father.
TheMangaka234 6 months ago
@TheMangaka234 Descendant....
branfeather 6 months ago
Shaun is a dick!
ineedtothinkificate 1 year ago
He gonna assassinate her with his BONER LOL
The30calboy 1 year ago
now that's what i call romantic , Altair bang her on top of a tower lmao
KGutta308 1 year ago
Damn it with which buttons are you pressing while jumping up from balcony?
filmmerkezi 1 year ago
is it me or is every ancestor desmond has had sex more than 5 times
717warlordassassin 1 year ago 4
I wonder how sex on hay would feel lmao...
wikichoo 1 year ago
2:23 I can honestly say, I didn't see that coming 0_o
urbangekko 1 year ago
just sayin maria is your mom... so you know.
TalibnHD 1 year ago
so you get to play AC1 all over again? this shit's full of surprises
Lawdrun 1 year ago
jes how did you do that???
Pleas answere
nice film
rjant1 1 year ago
@rjant1 walk up a wall and go left.
lwkleijn 1 year ago
how the fuck did you come up there 1:38 till 1:42
ownerofsomething 1 year ago
@ownerofsomething I was stuck there too T.T
AymiChyan 1 year ago
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freemaganyos 1 year ago 2
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freemaganyos 1 year ago
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@AymiChyan
If your using PC go from left side and jump towards the right
I have tried so so many times from right but didn't managed
Manged from the first jump from the left side , hope it helps
For you guys as well , worked for me ^o^
So far AC 2 my N° 1 RPG , good game play and specially
I love the storyline it messes with your head Q.Q
Good luck to all that play AC 2 ^o^
Can't wait for Brotherhood on PC =o
freemaganyos 1 year ago
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@AymiChyan
If your using PC go from left side and jump towards the right
I have tried so so many times from right but didn't managed
Manged from the first jump from the left side , hope it helps
For you guys as well , worked for me ^o^
So far AC 2 my N° 1 RPG , good game playand specially
I love the storyline it messes with your head Q.Q
Good luck to all that play AC 2 ^o^
Can't wait for Brotherhood on PC =o
freemaganyos 1 year ago
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ownerofsomething 1 year ago
Im so glad that you had uploaded the walk throughs cause i would have never found out about this
1AnimegirlLover 1 year ago
0:52 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GeNeralFannRDRG 1 year ago
All the things I could do with a hidden blade...Like slicing potatoes! :) :) :)
stuart2416 1 year ago 5
whats the problem w/shaun? im starting to think he doesnt like to share XD
yothenavigator 1 year ago
2:32 SO HE ISENT A VIRGINE?!?
chrismayvery 1 year ago
who the fuck is altar....?
kirbygsxr 1 year ago
@kirbygsxr the guy in the first assassin's creed
JammyVG 1 year ago
@kirbygsxr and its altair
chrismayvery 1 year ago
Damn you didn't even see what they had to say.
Ratchet25 1 year ago
If only that guy Sean was the assassination hitlist
thepeacecat 1 year ago
Why exactly would the conception of the child cause him to stop following Altair?
prudence00 1 year ago
@prudence00 Think about it, being genetic memories they can only be passed on the passing of genes (conception).
That means you would only have you father's memories until your conception, because that was the moment you "earned" his genes. Your father would continue his life but his memories from that point on would not be on your dna (from that point on your memories would be the only ones in your genetic conde).
LeandroC2 1 year ago
@So youd witness him shagging your Mum?
lucifuri666 1 year ago
0:54 LOL, she knocked that guard off the roof! XD
airfoce2009 1 year ago
Thanks :D
JMpr05 1 year ago
THX : ) 5/5
Xenax995 1 year ago
"Wonder what he wants with her...Whoa...Alright, wasn't expecting that"
hahaha this made my day XDDD
XgohachanX 1 year ago 3
omg i can not get him to jump off the way to the beam can someone help
7dog60 1 year ago
I always wondered if you could see memories past the point of when you were conceived. Now I know :)
mcrflyleafdisturbed 1 year ago
shaun sounds like my dad...
Stupidmetroid417 1 year ago
@Stupidmetroid417 - Your dad's a dick? Nah, just joking :) Come to think of it, that's a really sketchy way of character development. Sure, he stands out as a character, and sure, sarcasm is often a sign of intelligence, but Shaun takes it overboard sometimes. If he's doing it because he thinks he's the only professional there, then he's risking group cohesion thus putting their common goal in danger. Not very smart, ya know what I mean?
tl;dr myself.
TheElMuffin 1 year ago
:D...........
Aleefxv11 1 year ago
Probably assassinated the other candidates. kicking-ass as a sperm. BOOYAH!
MajorLeagueDoorKickr 1 year ago 83
@MajorLeagueDoorKickr Epic comment. Made my day :D
LowLevelHellProject 1 year ago
@MajorLeagueDoorKickr - Here's to hoping it's the plot of some future DLC : )
TheElMuffin 1 year ago
Who's Subject 16
franzmartin1 1 year ago
YAAY Altair!
Nimbus326 1 year ago
what fuck its altar not ezio
oujdiabeauty 1 year ago
That Sean guy could use a swift kick in the nuts, no?
isair81 1 year ago
I remember when i played this bit and i caught up to the woman and assinated and i had to restart at the time i was like wtf
14chanter 1 year ago