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  • This is so fucking stupid

  • So altair fucked her while having all his blades on

  • "this is one weird dream"...wakes up and immediately checks pants for evidence of wet dream

  • Yes,Altair is back.And he is banging Maria.

    Actually Aitair meet Maria in Jerusalem not Acre!

  • Great video.

  • At first it seemed that Altaïr was trying to kill her.

  • Poor Desmond. thats one sucky acid trip.

  • The chair looks like a Matrix chair where you go to the Virtual world..

  • Altaiir memories ?

  • i don't get that running part can someone help me?

  • well i thought we were suppose to kill her... guess not...

  • haha i when i was playing this i was trying to kill her....

  • Damn i want the game and have to stop watching this otherwise it'll all get spoiled but.....its stronger than me >.<

  • he meets maria in Jerusalem not Acre XO

  • 2:22 damn he jumped her :O horny bastard

  • ^^ Desmond is somehow stupid.

    hoa, wasn't expecting that...

    xD

  • I think Shaun has something stuck up his ass.

  • That was the birth of there oldest son Darim

  • it's funny at 1:08 he knocks the guy over and does anyone know who do the voiceover for shaun cos it sounds familier and it's bugging me

  • @mrsgorockmusic same guy as wheatley from portal 2

  • guess assassins like haystacks for more that just hiding and jumping into...

  • maria better watch out for altair's "Hidden Blade" wink, wink :p

  • Woah a ad with Chuck Norris! Sweet!

    

  • Desmond:''What was her name?Maria.Yah.Wonder what he wants with her...'' *kiss scene*

    Desmond:Whoa..Alright..wasn't expecting that..

    Me: Shhh...let's be quiet and watch! *.*

  • Maria is probably the only Templar that enjoyed Altair's hidden blade.

  • 1:40-1:43 really helped me

  • thumbs up if u tried to run up the wall and move the analog stick rapidly at 1:41

  • That's Maria's face? Geez i thought in Bloodlines(PSP) she was ugly there!

  • i cant just clam like that i pc, really trouble me

  • 1:12 I love this song, makes me feel so.... sneaky in real life.... sometimes I just spy on people at school everytime I hear this.

  • AT 00:50 THAT GUY GOT OWNED . XD

  • Shaun is a total dick.

  • If it wasnt for you i would be stuck right now

  • 2:23 to 3:29 = Desmond wet dreams

  • Altair just used his third hidden blade.

  • @DJMANGO10 Actually his second. He never had one on his right hand even though he invented it. Actually I'm not exactly sure. But your message was, he used his dick.

  • @j4k3rocks i guess ur right

  • @DJMANGO10 Are you getting Revelations? I pre-ordered the Animus Editon.

  • @j4k3rocks fucking lucky, im not a man yet so i have to ask my ASIAN parents. and u know how they are about money... i really wanted the encyclopeida

  • @DJMANGO10 No i am a teenager. My parents pre-ordered it for me as a reward for doing MAJOR chores.

  • @j4k3rocks oh damn bro. i gotta do some manditory chores too.

  • @j4k3rocks but i did preorder it

  • @DJMANGO10 What Editon?

  • @j4k3rocks none. i dont have my own credit card or i would preorder the animus edition. im a teenager, so i only got to preorder the exclusive gamestop edition.

  • The dream is weird cause Ezio would have boned Maria lol

  • they skip the sex scene cause Desmond masturbating

  • dude..thank you for 1:40-1:43 i was like O_O how the hell do i get up there?!

  • @NyFin3st11 me too! this guys awesome

  • @PriincessHiibaa lol hell yea i kept rage quitting before i seen this video xD

  • Lol 0.53 guard: hey who is that running at me in the cape?

    Maria: out of my way! (pushes guard off building)

  • Altair you dog get it on XD XD

  • @3410559 It can mean descendent of altair and ezio or desmond the moon bear :P

  • shawn= douch thats all that needs to be said

  • man desmunds clothes must smell like crap i mean he has been wearing them since assassins creed 1

  • @scoutsnipa2011 LOL really aahahahah

  • Wait is Maria pregnant? Like after they did it, did she get pregnant?

  • @percya159 And then, 900 years later, Desmond was born!

  • @percya159 No. She got pregnant before they had sex. x3 Yes shes preggo. Majoy spoiler alert in Revalations it reveals alot bout their life :]

  • Shaun is a PRICK >.<

  • maria killed someone at 0:53 o.0

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  • Thanks man was stuck at part 1:40 - 1:43

  • 1:38-1:43 is literally the only reason im even watching these walkthroughs lol

  • @xxUnrealAddictxx I swear me too. Freaking retarded cuz i tried what he did but never worked.

  • @arabjin666 after a while it worked for me. weird

  • how?

    

  • i cant fucking get passed the tower shit ........ is there any other way to do it?

  • @Simpoja you should know how to if you remembered it after playing the first game.

  • New mini-game for Brotherhood! Assassin's sperm! be the first to infiltrate the egg, no matter what you have to do.

  • @SenialHobo Yeah and Assassinate the others before they infiltrate it first. HOORAH! lol

  • They should've showed more.

    Even in Sims more can be seen from such scenes. :P

  • did u know that if u look under altair's hood u can see desmond's face and there is also a glitch that if u hit the hanging light on the balcony enough times it will start 2 spazz around the tower.

  • did u know that if u look under altair's hood u can see desmond's face

  • @PercyJfanatic1 Altair and Desmond used the same face model.

  • i dont get it wait is she preg or something

  • @ANDYSIXrocks123 Yes. Yesh she ish.

  • you know i did play bloodlines but this is a bit to far for my video game taste and with desmond always saying: "oh shit" and the zoom in on maria's vagina get's a little anoying

    thumbs up if u agree

  • you know i did play bloodlines but this is a bit to far for my video game taste and with desmond always saying: "oh shit" get's a little anoying

    thumbs up if u agree

  • who's Maria???????????

  • The movement in the PC version of this game is horrible. It has to be one of the most endlessly frustrating games I've ever played. They must have spent a full 30 minutes making the port from consoles to PC. The jump in this video is absolutely pointless. Just another way bad developers artifically make the games longer without actually adding any content. Keep someone trying to make a supid jump for 20 minutes. Fun stuff.

  • @4:20 oh great i walked 30 min trying to find out what to do next.. all I had to do was go on the OTHER side of the chair and press a button..

  • i bet uisoft was 2 lazy 2 make altair look like altair instead of ezio....did anyone else know that hugh hefner's ancestor is ezio?it would explain alot

  • @assassinprodigy0 lol you are dumb...they have scripts from ac1 they could easily do it...and ezio is a much better character

  • Shaun really is a dick...

  • hi, I just figured out the jump at 1:40, when you jump, press L1 - it worked for me... yaaaay finally!!

  • @hunkske Thank you that helps alot. Thanx for the walkthrough. It prevents me from frustration. I hope brotherhood is as good. I think Ezio is more human than Al Tair.

  • @hunkske ...how? i tried it and it didnt work.

  • I love how the target knocks that person off the roof at 0:52.

    Also, I think the reason everyone's hear is for 1:40, I couldn't figure out how to do that for the life of me.

  • @fhqwgads420 I still cant figure it out. how do you do it. when i try and make the jump it just doesnt work how its showed on the clip. I have a PS3 and really would love some help if you can.

  • @twinny09 I can't remember now but it's a unique jump. I think maybe you hold the jump button then release it? jump keep trying it in different ways and you'll get it.

  • I love how the target knocks that person off the roof at 0:52

  • I got stuck at the jump at 1:22.

    Question, do I have to use the left shift to grab the ridge?

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  • OHHHH I finally got it!

    In Animus 2.0, Desmond follows Ezio, and so, when Altair jumps off and it follows Maria, it means that Ezio or someone related to him is inside Maria's womb?

    Wait what

  • @youtabeer Yea i think so, im so confused on this part like wtf!

  • @youtabeer y u no understand that MARIA GETS PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER ONE OF DESMONDS ANCESTORS???????

  • i got stuck in this mission thank you

  • Dudes an animal :D! Having sex on the peak of a church is so damn hardcore!

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  • eh man how u jump at the left. when u have to folow that woman ?

  • Oh shit, he IS having side effects. D:

  • i dont get what desmond means

  • @3410559 played AC1?

  • @JeroenJeh ok

  • @3410559 desmond is the character's name

  • @3410559 ohh

  • @blazexmodz i mean what the hell he is talking about

  • Shaun just got promoted a few ranks to Major Asshole in the Douchebag Army in my book. We all know you are surfing porn over there mate...fess up lol

  • HELP!i play this game at 800x600 resolution on full screen,but the game is not on the entire screen.at the top and bottom are 2 big black lines!!!PLEASE HELP!CONTACT ME!

  • would have punched the shit out of shawn by then

  • 1:38-1:43 part was tuff

  • @moonachi how do you do it??

  • @moonachi It took me 10 minutes at least to figure it out.

  • @moonachi it took me like 5 minutes it was so hard

  • @MrJustmet stoner's dilemma

  • @moonachi wtf

  • @moonachi i was like how do u getttt UPP, i full went around the whole thing lol

  • @moonachi hell yeah It was that's the whole reason why I came on here ;P

  • dont you just love how the target pushes the gaurd off the edge to kill him?

  • its on ps3 as well...

  • That's right Desmond, you just lived part of your life as Altair's sperm.

  • @branfeather That's not right because Altair isn't Desmond's father.

  • @TheMangaka234 Descendant.... 

  • Shaun is a dick!

  • He gonna assassinate her with his BONER LOL

  • now that's what i call romantic , Altair bang her on top of a tower lmao

  • Damn it with which buttons are you pressing while jumping up from balcony?

  • is it me or is every ancestor desmond has had sex more than 5 times

  • I wonder how sex on hay would feel lmao...

  • 2:23 I can honestly say, I didn't see that coming 0_o

  • just sayin maria is your mom... so you know.

  • so you get to play AC1 all over again? this shit's full of surprises

  • jes how did you do that???

    Pleas answere

    nice film

  • @rjant1 walk up a wall and go left.

  • how the fuck did you come up there 1:38 till 1:42

  • @ownerofsomething I was stuck there too T.T

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  • Im so glad that you had uploaded the walk throughs cause i would have never found out about this

  • 0:52 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • All the things I could do with a hidden blade...Like slicing potatoes! :) :) :)

  • whats the problem w/shaun? im starting to think he doesnt like to share XD

  • 2:32 SO HE ISENT A VIRGINE?!?

  • who the fuck is altar....?

  • @kirbygsxr the guy in the first assassin's creed

  • @kirbygsxr and its altair

  • Damn you didn't even see what they had to say.

  • If only that guy Sean was the assassination hitlist

  • Why exactly would the conception of the child cause him to stop following Altair?

  • @prudence00 Think about it, being genetic memories they can only be passed on the passing of genes (conception).

    That means you would only have you father's memories until your conception, because that was the moment you "earned" his genes. Your father would continue his life but his memories from that point on would not be on your dna (from that point on your memories would be the only ones in your genetic conde).

  • @So youd witness him shagging your Mum?

  • 0:54 LOL, she knocked that guard off the roof! XD

  • Thanks :D

    

  • THX : ) 5/5

  • "Wonder what he wants with her...Whoa...Alright, wasn't expecting that"

    hahaha this made my day XDDD

  • omg i can not get him to jump off the way to the beam can someone help

  • I always wondered if you could see memories past the point of when you were conceived. Now I know :)

  • shaun sounds like my dad...

  • @Stupidmetroid417 - Your dad's a dick? Nah, just joking :) Come to think of it, that's a really sketchy way of character development. Sure, he stands out as a character, and sure, sarcasm is often a sign of intelligence, but Shaun takes it overboard sometimes. If he's doing it because he thinks he's the only professional there, then he's risking group cohesion thus putting their common goal in danger. Not very smart, ya know what I mean?

    tl;dr myself.

  • :D...........

  • Probably assassinated the other candidates. kicking-ass as a sperm. BOOYAH!

  • @MajorLeagueDoorKickr Epic comment. Made my day :D

  • @MajorLeagueDoorKickr - Here's to hoping it's the plot of some future DLC : )

  • Who's Subject 16

  • YAAY Altair!

  • what fuck its altar not ezio

  • That Sean guy could use a swift kick in the nuts, no?

  • I remember when i played this bit and i caught up to the woman and assinated and i had to restart at the time i was like wtf