"I just achieved bang! *Sigh* A goal I had through most of my childhood. And uh... What? ....and some of my adulthood.... What??" Good Lord Toby, you're hilarious. XDDD
no matter how much you shoot a horse , he never actually dies,they just stand up and walk away like badasses , the only horse that really dies in this whole game is that one of the final when get BLOW BY A CANNON BALL,a horse weakness XD
Don't worry Toby, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to kill horses in this game. Sure they all fall down when you shoot at them, but they all get back up! :)
the blueprint missions were if leonardo's inventions actually worked, this is seen since the glider never actually worked, but in ACII it does, and his bomber design in AC:B
This is also seen here, since he designed a machine gun.
toby, sometimes it looks like if you bought the wrong game.. i mean.. takes ages to climb a borgia's tower, and stuff like that, but on with that machine gun you are a fucking sniper! like at 5:38
I love "All the King's Horses and all the King's men, couldn't shoot the Horses in the face." I was drinking orange juice and spit that shit out in laughter
@SeigWarheight Actually, those machine guns were not as automatic as our machine guns, so that one actually shoots one round per second, but its bowerful enough if aimed right to take down a bunch of souldiers
Lol wtf. The way I did this level was weird. I went to where Toby did when the barrels were about to explode, then shot the barrels with a knife, or it might have been the gun, I don't remember. But it worked! Then I just had to walk to the white thing, but I was right beside it, so... yeah. xD Weird. I guess I was just thinking- Barrels+Gun= Explosion?
Annoying
ThePrimaryshooter 6 days ago
if you need a horse doctor i suggest Doctor Whooves. he usually hangs around ponyville in his blue police stable.
dawnkryxel 6 days ago
@dawnkryxel /)
AwesomenessItself87 5 days ago
@AwesomenessItself87 (\
dawnkryxel 2 days ago
One bullet Two horses. xD
sugercube99 6 days ago
All the king's horses...
And all the kings men...
couldn't SHOOT THE HORSES IN THE FACE
Greenstarfanatic 1 week ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
I sneezed! I feel like my life is complete.
BELKISDAVIS 1 week ago
KILL THE HORSE THE RIDER FALLS DOWN, KILL THE RIDER THE RIDER FALLS DOW, nd the horses are still fine
gamergirl0613 3 weeks ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 3
OMG. PEWDIE, VIDEO RESPONDED WITH AMNESIA. OMG.
SarahCat1001 4 weeks ago
when i did this part i was just shoot evrywhere
TotalWarKrisz 1 month ago
SOMETIMES I FOUND MYSELF SCREAMING AT TOBY. WHEN I KNOW HE CANT HEAR ME.
KillerRapidash 1 month ago 7
ninja horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rara3082 1 month ago
I just can't stop watching this series. @,@
366alexandra 1 month ago 3
Toby a horse doctor is called a VET.
TheEarthsLittleAngel 1 month ago 7
the funny thing is if you look you can see every horse shot just get up and survive so....ya
stayedNEMESIS 2 months ago
toby is epic
seventeen12345 2 months ago 3
This is how I preferred Toby, not purposely failing D;
tommygoogyx 2 months ago 3
i dont think horses are soupose to bend like that???? .......
rockspottedbelly153 2 months ago 3
PETA is going to be so pissed at toby
Tornatrok 2 months ago
@Tornatrok People Eating Tasty Animals?
spider1g5 1 month ago
8:50 did you call the architect a mice minstrel?
gembai2K9 3 months ago
"I just achieved bang! *Sigh* A goal I had through most of my childhood. And uh... What? ....and some of my adulthood.... What??" Good Lord Toby, you're hilarious. XDDD
DoctorDraxion 3 months ago 7
hahahah he made a horse faceplant
ocarinafrek 3 months ago
"This doesn't shoot fast enough"
It's a machine gun!
budd16 3 months ago 3
@budd16 A primitive one.
smmk88 2 months ago
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Nice Try idiot
hehe74782 3 months ago
I love how the horse NEVER dies. Even when you shoot the horse, they always manage to get back up.
viriotie 3 months ago 2
he manages to just kill the rider and the horse is fine yay ! *horse is shot*... well... dang...
theromanus 3 months ago
(i can't believe no one has said this but..)
lol when i watched him killing those horses i just thought
"Kill the horse, the riders fall down! Kill the rider, the rider falls down!" :P
12tmpw 4 months ago 2
3:50 Toby are you dumb?, you're trying not to kill horses
and you kill a dismounted horse when theres 3 horsemen an inch behind you?
TheMonkeyWithTheHat 4 months ago
PONIES </3 </3 </3
CountlessBassist 4 months ago
he finished this playthrough ages ago mate
thedarkprince321 4 months ago
TOBY,YOU GOTTA USE THE DUST ATTACK DURING A FIGHT!!!1
thumbs up so toby sees it
Domenicomn 4 months ago
@Domenicomn no no you dont
dakota10122 4 months ago
@dakota10122 ye ye he dou
Domenicomn 4 months ago
So the horses spur themselves on for five minutes straight? That's ridiculous.
TorpeAlex 4 months ago
@TorpeAlex They'd probably be panicked, right? From all the gunshots?
playthecard22 3 months ago
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nood at a bird and people die everywhere people die
azoozoh 5 months ago
o: 46
tobey; so how do i dystroy this?
me; LOOK AT THE GLOWING ARREL TO YOUR RIGHT
ALF5611 5 months ago
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3:47 the horse almost dies. But Toby killed him later....
fencingagus 5 months ago
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fencingagus 5 months ago
the horse doctor couldn't come because the doctor was feeling a little hoarse! Ahahahah....
andylucho1 5 months ago
"I need a horse doctor!"
Seriously toby?
123448cool 5 months ago 110
the special is suposed to blind opponents. i used it in real life against my brother :D
MultiStarwars22 5 months ago
Thumbs if you said what after Toby did
tubegirl2123 5 months ago 5
"I just achived BANG" HAHA ^^, LOL
kallamigintedum 5 months ago 2
why the hell did ezio NOT shoot the machine gun earlier?
NFRRAM 5 months ago
@4:50 the horse does a flip into the bush! epic win! lol
2896Catstew 5 months ago 3
no matter how much you shoot a horse , he never actually dies,they just stand up and walk away like badasses , the only horse that really dies in this whole game is that one of the final when get BLOW BY A CANNON BALL,a horse weakness XD
Domenicomn 6 months ago
"PETA! All the king's horses! Sorry horsies! BANG! Oh god, good driving, horses BAND! I'm starting to not like horses! BANG! XD XD XD XD
shadowstrider43 6 months ago
Omg. I saw a horse face to floor contact just around 4:30mins
LOL
PenNameHere 6 months ago
Did he not notice that all the horses stood back up? For a game with assassin in its name, it's very humane.
Heartwing13 6 months ago
Kill the horse the rider falls down, kill the rider, the rider falls down!
Fraspel 6 months ago
all the kings horses, all the kings men, culdnt shoot horses in the face, cause thats, not, humane.
lol!!!
IzZyFoRcE1 6 months ago
im so glad the horses always get back up :)
SourExplosion 6 months ago
*glowing barrel next to him*
Toby: Okay, so what do I do? How do I destroy this?
Me: *facepalm*
RAWRomnomMEOW 6 months ago 94
thumbs up if you 100% syncd this mission
rpoole1987 6 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Poor horses! D;
xXxcookieninjaxXx 6 months ago
6 people are horses
kazninja11 6 months ago 4
"Oh god oh god oh god oh god...good driveing horse" 4:06
moron991000 6 months ago
"oh yay i let the horse live im such a gentleman!I'm such a gentlema-*Shoots horse* ಠ_ಠ
souleaterxstein 6 months ago 3
@souleaterxstein how do you make that face???
moron991000 6 months ago
"I'm a gentleman-*shoots another horse*" yes Toby, you're very gentle.
ScarletBrambles 6 months ago
Kill the horse, the rider falls down, kill the rider, the rider falls down...
cam232425 6 months ago
Anyone else see the white horses crazy acrobatics at 4:50? Lmao
xXxKalilahxXx 6 months ago
Don't worry Toby, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to kill horses in this game. Sure they all fall down when you shoot at them, but they all get back up! :)
dipper817 6 months ago
there is no way to kill a horse they just get back up
frostdkite 6 months ago
i did this to the video exactly at the same time. How could i go wrong?
Metal00m 6 months ago
how the hell can that gun shoot so many bullets at a time. it was impossible back then because they all shot 1 bullet at a time
jimbobbyrnes 6 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
@jimbobbyrnes
the blueprint missions were if leonardo's inventions actually worked, this is seen since the glider never actually worked, but in ACII it does, and his bomber design in AC:B
This is also seen here, since he designed a machine gun.
worldwarman22 6 months ago
@jimbobbyrnes leonardo invented it to go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
jumbotrev123 6 months ago
If I had 1p for all the times you said the word horse, I would be so freakin' rich...
CookieTehNomMonster 6 months ago
@CookieTehNomMonster I want Fs not Ps. Ps are nothing in the money alphabet.
mrtnun7 6 months ago
you toby!
I dont balive
prototype31fly 7 months ago
toby was awesome with that machine gun
585carternorth 7 months ago
It's ok Toby most of the horses got back up.
MrPandaRTWJr 7 months ago
For a mission that is horrible to play unless your a dick this went on for WAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too long.
darthkahn45 7 months ago
Kill the horse the rider falls down, kill the rider the rider falls down.
Mr99transformer 7 months ago
Obviously Toby does very well at shooting games xD
Onigiriiswhite 7 months ago
I like how Toby's attitude changes with each game he plays.
TreesHateYouMan 7 months ago 2
That isn`t a really effective machine guns cuz the horses just shake it off so... NO PETA!!!!
thefyrewall 7 months ago
hes headed toward a bank, and passes TWO street corner accountants!
megazon88 7 months ago
he killed a hores even after killing the rider lol
vids657 7 months ago
3:01 Idiot
IMaximilian96 7 months ago
LMAO at Toby just throwing random dirt at random people XD
how random.
SweetheartLala 8 months ago
you didnt say outro of whiteness
jonatan007lbp 8 months ago
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ALL THE KINGS HORSES....... AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDNT.....SHOOT THE HORSES IN THEIR FACE!!!
shadowswift411 8 months ago
FINALLY. a game where tobys failed driving is necessary.
Gobbikins 8 months ago 4
He's a horses daddy?! I knew he was always flirting ('Bang, a goal i had through most of my childhood') with woman but.....
Lashb1ade 8 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
He's a horses daddy?! I knew he was always flirting with woman but.....
Lashb1ade 8 months ago in playlist Toby Sucks at Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
dosnt he see that the horses are standing up again?
teteringseballen 8 months ago
lol 1 bullet 2 horses
wasdups 8 months ago
@wasdups you meen 2 horses 1 bullet?
SuperGT240 8 months ago
im calling p.e.t.a.
rabiddeer1 8 months ago
that shoots really slow for a machine gun lol
TuMsnapshot 8 months ago
toby, sometimes it looks like if you bought the wrong game.. i mean.. takes ages to climb a borgia's tower, and stuff like that, but on with that machine gun you are a fucking sniper! like at 5:38
nopatone 8 months ago
have you noticed that every horse you shot after falling,just stand up and walk away?
Domenicomn 8 months ago
when i played this level i immediately said "RENAISSANCE WARTHOG BITCHES!!!!" when i saw the machine gun
LightHiddenInTheDark 8 months ago
*Insert quote from video*
gheith001 8 months ago
BANG, I just banged, I just achieved BANG.. A goal I had throughout my childhood..
emilwii 8 months ago
By the end of the wagon/chase scene, Ezio should have it easy because there can't be ANY guards left alive.
Kovarr 8 months ago
"hey ladies" *throws sand at the ladies* XD
KomodoLord 8 months ago 2
@KomodoLord He's so smoooth, lol
Kovarr 8 months ago
@3:46 toby shot the horse (or the rider)
@3:48 the horse stood again
but then @3:50 toby shot the horse AGAIN!!
so much for "inhumane" toby.. ahaha xD
qqcq9z92 8 months ago
Ezio's like, "I can do this aaaall day! But go home!"
tikinice 8 months ago
ummmmm am i the only one that noticed the horses of steal they kept geting up!
Bookies3310 8 months ago
"I let that horse live, i'm a gentle man, i'm a gentle-" -shoots horse-
Shindanjuu 9 months ago 7
4:01 how u heal cheating or?
laperdonas20 9 months ago
@laperdonas20 Or maybe he just used medicine.
donutsmega 9 months ago
@laperdonas20 you haven't noticed in the last FIFTY ONE EPISODES? he heals automatically at low health if he has medicine.
Lollyholly99 9 months ago
@Lollyholly99 Is THAT what happens? I was starting to think Ezio was invulnerable and I was wondering how that could be.
Kovarr 8 months ago
@laperdonas20 Of course he's cheating he couldn't use medicines or something right?
VanVeghel 8 months ago
Its amazing horses could survive being shot back then.
iiiinvaderzim 9 months ago
I love "All the King's Horses and all the King's men, couldn't shoot the Horses in the face." I was drinking orange juice and spit that shit out in laughter
BobbyUzumaki 9 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Brotherhood tobuscus walkthrough
The horses fall on their faces.......now I know why they have long faces :D crappy jokes crappy jokes
ircuteskitty 9 months ago
You can see the horses getting back up, so it's fine :)
Jugman10000 9 months ago
Gah!! It's a MACHINE GUN! Hold the button down! XP
SeigWarheight 9 months ago 3
@SeigWarheight Actually, those machine guns were not as automatic as our machine guns, so that one actually shoots one round per second, but its bowerful enough if aimed right to take down a bunch of souldiers
BobbyUzumaki 9 months ago in playlist Assassin's Creed Brotherhood tobuscus walkthrough
4 people couldnt shoot horses in the face.
metalflax1 9 months ago
He needs the crossbow...
betrot2 10 months ago
XD I loled so much when Toby realized he REALLY needed to go to the bank.
pessimisticmystic 10 months ago 23
1 Bullet 2 Horses
LavaLoom 10 months ago 5
Lol wtf. The way I did this level was weird. I went to where Toby did when the barrels were about to explode, then shot the barrels with a knife, or it might have been the gun, I don't remember. But it worked! Then I just had to walk to the white thing, but I was right beside it, so... yeah. xD Weird. I guess I was just thinking- Barrels+Gun= Explosion?
Kiyi1994 10 months ago
Nice shooting with the machine gun, Toby. When I played that part, I didn't blink. Seriously.
Razy7299 10 months ago
Kill the horse the rider falls down, kill the rider the rider falls down..
Lyssnbeck 10 months ago 102
@Lyssnbeck nood at a bird and people die everywhere people die
azoozoh 5 months ago
My name is Andrew turner we have the same last name
Aturner19gtag 11 months ago
Anyone else get reminded of Red Dead Redemption when he was on the machine gun?
Tacofish47 11 months ago
is anyone else dying to see his reaction when he finally uses poison?
shortcutTOnowhere 11 months ago 6
it's ok toby, you shoot the riders only, the horses get straight back up, watch this episode carefully and you'll see. Horses FTW!!
GuerillaAtheist77 11 months ago 2
@SerenaRoberson QUICKLY!
metalrulez333 11 months ago
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this guy is trying to immitate brad with your gay ass comment in-game. you fail. *dislike*
sharmuta155 11 months ago
@sharmuta155 dude gtfo you know thats a lie you little fail troll
Comicflames71 11 months ago
i luv horsies but i died laughin at the faceplant at 4:40 xD
thecrismaster099 11 months ago
SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG) SORRRY HORSE (BANG)
clansullivan58 11 months ago 118
30 horse got pwed
pogpog 11 months ago
tobuscus always was talking about a gun-horse. well, meet the gun horse.
grandarcher23 11 months ago
thumbs up for collateral horse shot
hdkwegfgwefcwa2fe 11 months ago
He achieves "bang" whenever something happens to him that's not normal.
Normal = Nothing
Bang = Orgasm
Bbmanz0z 11 months ago
Kill the horse the rider falls down...
SydniRox97 11 months ago 3
@SydniRox97 Kill the rider the rider falls do-own.(:
Sprounge 11 months ago
The horses don't die ! c:
Don't be sad Toby.
xXAFIxrlzx 11 months ago
i love you toby ur are so freakin funny :D
musiclovinmrs20 11 months ago
KILLED LIKE 50 HORSES AND LET ONE LIVE NICE LOL
75211javier 11 months ago
Its okay Toby. If you look closely, the horses get back up after you kill them.
defia45 1 year ago 4
DONT BE A HERO HORSE!
Enzuez 1 year ago
No HORSES got KILLED while making this video.
jonh387 1 year ago
I ACHIEVED BANG!! haha lol =p
izzination 1 year ago
Dont worry Toby the horses dont get hurt the just trip and then stand up and run away. :) You save them.
123runescape12349 1 year ago 2
'deposit FAILED? NOO'
96gotenks 1 year ago
P.E.T.A will get you Toby :D
Zivs1 1 year ago 6
whos driving?
SuperUltimatecow 1 year ago 3
tht shuld totally be a shirt "one bullet ,two horses and two men"
micro1243 1 year ago 3
All the horses like did a spontaneous tumble/spasm before actually falling :D
Skirider537 1 year ago
this freaking message needs to be sent to toby you didnt kill the horses toby the horses were fine
SuperMarioTonyDoan21 1 year ago 5
HAHAHA! YOU RAN OVER THE GUY ON THE HORSE! :D And shoot the freaking barrels in the town to blow people up! :)
crazylegomanboy 1 year ago
HAHAHA! YOU RAN OVER THE GUY ON THE HORSE! :D
crazylegomanboy 1 year ago
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Copy and paste this to all of Toby's videos. Do a let's Play for Alan Wake. If you don't have an Xbox 360, Go buy one.
FedoraJames 1 year ago
Glue factory!!!
jassyfit 1 year ago
This is like, the most exciting episode so far! I bet if any PETA supporters watched it, they crapped their pants.
muffin2413 1 year ago 8
OOOOH! that horse just fell headfirst! 4:40
KittyKittyMewMew01 1 year ago
I like how the guard gets trampled at 1:25
cancerstickit 1 year ago
Who else was screaming INTERACT WITH THE FUCKING FLASHY BARREL THING
kira2srevenge 1 year ago 293
Did anyone else notice the horse doing a back flip after 4:33?!
SuperOnigiripanda 1 year ago
Road Kill!!!!
Pyrolias 1 year ago
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All the Kings Horses and all the kings men! Agh!
Mythotica 1 year ago
BAHAHAHA.
gallop, gallop, gallop, gall- FACEPLANT.
2unicorns1horn 1 year ago
Two men one bullet :P
Specter00009 1 year ago
Loving it, I like your voice
tieyob 1 year ago
toby most play mortal kombat!
MrEdTeGa 1 year ago
KILL THE HORSE THE RIDER FALLS DOWN, KILL THE RIDER THE RIDER FALLS DOWN!
JabbaWockee2k9 1 year ago 3
I AM STARTING TO RUN LIKE EZIO
THEDARKKNIGHT245 1 year ago
@THEDARKKNIGHT245 THTS HILARIOUS!!! LOL HE RUNS LIKE A CRAB NO OFFENSE TO U
TheIKitten 8 months ago