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  • The Easter Bunny is magical...it's magic...

  • they should over analyze the bible.....

  • haaaa chicken in side the bunny

  • The easter bunny doesn't lay eggs. he carries them in a basket. They were laid by chickens, and he painted them.

  • Weeell, in Sweden we do see Santa Claus, comes on the evening of Christmas eve and gives you gifts..

  • I AM GANNA PEE!!!!

  • that is the worst accent I have ever heard... that chick needs to shut up.

  • why dont you guys wear clothes your size o_O

  • Lmao

  • Lmao..

  • If chocoxenomorphs are an option, why not have the Bunny him/her/it/schlimself be an alien lifeform that happens to lay chocolate tasting eggs?

  • I. Am. In. Love. Oo Youguysaresoamazingohmygossshh­hhhh!!!

  • I have nothing against russians but ffs...

  • here's sommin fr u 2 analyse: WTF IS WITH THAT CHICK'S FAKE ASS RUSSIAN ACCENT?

  • Easter Bunny is pagan not Christian, sillys

  • ... I shall never eat a chocalate egg again. This ruined my Easter. :'(

  • Jesus is Satan and Satan is the aliens who planted the eggs. I should be in these

  • The truth in the Easter Bunny was written in the Judas Gospel. A book stolen by the aliens !

  • 2:38 reaction face

  • HAHAHHAAHA WTF!!???

  • I overanalyze the overanalyzers.

  • Seriously when the facehuggers implant their eggs, what bursts out of the bunny will be live young, not an unhatched egg.

  • i believe in the hen up the ass theory

  • o.a is soooooo funny!

  • I like how someone says something and someone points at them like OH SHIT THAT'S SO TRUE

  • I hear that James likes bunnies

  • marketing?

  • I'm going to show this to my child after many years of him/her believing in the Easter Bunny. c:

  • I love how eggcited Mike is xD See what I did there :3

  • I love Susie's idea with the hen inside the Bunny and Satan shoving his hand up the Bunny's butt. XD

    But I think that the Easter Bunny was a special breed that went extinct exept for one female, that lays eggs of course, and she was preggers, but she was cursed by a witch or Satan so that the eggs will never contain baby Easter bunnies, but instead, chocolate, and she will lay these chocolate eggs every year in April. She decided to give the eggs to children to spread joy. Yup. Pretty creepy.

  • We all know Easter was originally a Pagan thing with eggs and rabbits signifying fertility... but this is still funny as hell

  • I like vsauce but I think I hate most of their viewers.

  • @c4r1s66 If you love vsauce then you're one of their viewers too, do you hate yourself?

  • @c4r1s66 Well I prefer a knowledgeable group of motherfuckers than a bunch of racist, hypocritical dumb asses spamming videos from Ray William Johnson. 

  • @c4r1s66 HEY! I dont need 10,000 people hating me! Ive already got 9,999.

  • escuse me misters but i think you forgot quite a big part.

    THE FREIKING BASKET WITH CHOCOLATES

  • I swear that guy is the angry video game nerd

  • @CrazyRandomLord james rolfe = angry video game nerd. he does a lot of other stuff as well

  • @CrazyRandomLord That's because it is.

  • "The Easter bunny's only marketing his shit as chocolate to Christians?"

  • Bunny eats coco bean stomach acid digests, and liquid from inside causes it to expand...and passes into a body gelitan sack that hardens into and egg? = Take something difficult and expand upon it inside us.. where we wrap ourselves in it and it comes out expanded stronger and good.....sure sounds good to me.. should have thought about it more and expanded better but you get it.

  • YES SIR General Jim.

  • "...and they get really explody..." XD

  • ... Jesus is an alien.

  • Who cares? Free chocolate! :D

  • JESUS WAS THE ASS HUGGING CHOCKLATE ALIEN GODNAMBIT

  • 3:48

    Man in red: (says to self in head) They know too much........

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  • that girl sounds like that woman on adam sandlers eight crazy nights

  • For those of you who are interested, the Christian celebration of the resurrection of Christ was combined with the pagan celebration of "Ishtar", the goddess of fertility. Those eggs are no coincidence.

    And once again, because the early Catholics wanted to Christian-ify the pagans, all they succeeded in was pagan-ifying Christians. :P

  • "is the easter bunny only marketing his shit as chocolate to the christians?" yea because they would believe anything.

  • @SkylentShore how rude.......

  • @knewamericannerd ........this whole show is rude. btw i believe in God. Its just a joke.

  • what came first, Jesus or the Easter Bunny? I believe it was Jesus...Easter started religious, then they brought in the chocolate egg laying bunny implanted by chocolate ass-hugging aliens...

    problem solved...

  • easter bunny isnt christian....infact its the opposite

  • It's because the bunny ah...had his way with a chicken.

  • Did the womens voice make anyone else want to vomit?

  • Jesus was an alien.

  • I love the way Susie says "inside the bunny"...

  • this is very disturbing.

  • haha "are the eggs already painted when they come out of the easter bunny's ass"lmao

  • any1 else notice every vid involves something going up some1s ass?

  • bottom line. what does a guy on a cross have to do with a bunny that lays eggs that were implanted by chocolate asshugging aliens?

  • I laughed so hard at this you guys are awesome.

  • I laughed so hard at this you guys are awesome.

  • obviously none of them have ever had egg shaped shit... thats what the eater bunny is doing. they harden over time. and we think there eggs. but there egg shaped harden turds.... problem solved!

  • LOL, "and maybe the aliens want to take over the world but by chance the eggs taste like chocolate and the childrens are eating them" haha, I love her.

  • The Easter Bunny isnt real. End of discussion.

  • that guy has really red lips

  • Kick Susie Out!

  • The Christian thing made no sense - typically Christians completely ignore the Easter bunny thing since Easter is about Jesus' rise from the grave to Christians.

  • @Energyone looks like you're... OVER ANALYZING IT!

    HAHAHHAHAHLOLOLAGAGS

  • @Energyone

    *insert egg joke here* Exactly!

  • The Easter Bunny does not exist in Faroe Islands, neither does the egg hunt, in Faroe Islands you paint real hard boiled eggs, and then roll them down a hill to break them, and you eat big chocolate eggs that are bought for eastern.

  • magic female duck makes egg

    easter eggs

  • Lol that last question James asked we asked in school today as well XD

  • Hahaha I love how everything seems to be stored up peoples ass in this show :D subscribed

  • This isn't a mystery. Hares have a habit of hiding in the nests of ground birds. English peasants saw the hares running from the nest and assumed that the eggs were there's. As for why it's a rabbit, the peasants in question had trouble telling the difference between hares and rabbits.

    Seriously, that's the origin.

  • I always thought eggs represent new life, Jesus supposedly rose from the dead three days after being crucified, Easter celebrates his resurrection. I don't have a clue why the Jewish faith uses coins, presumably it relates to their interpretation of Jesus, and why should the Christians have all the fun (see Christmas) - every one likes sweets/candy don't they.

  • @supatim1 the chocolate coins that jewish people eat have no religious significance, it is just candy (but absolutely not a jewish interpretation of jesus)

  • @ThePlaystation0 It just represents how cheap they are

  • god the fake russian accent is soooo anying

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  • I came her from Cinemassacre! Who else?

  • i think the bunny steals them from the store at night, fills them with chocolate and leaves them in the garden.

  • I <3 SUSIE SOOO FRIKEN FUNNY!!! XD

  • @darkprincess1997123 I like her accent. 83

  • I swear I heard the Pokemon Red/Blue Bicycle theme in the intro. Btw, Vsauce soldier.

  • It's obvious, when Jesus came to life, a bunny saw it, and got so surprised and scared, that he shat an egg, and in order to disguise it, he painted the egg, and hid it.

  • is the easter bunny laying eggs? or is he just hiding the eggs of an other species?

  • There could be elves in there...or asians, making stuff...

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  • hen in a bunny? its a bunnypede!

  • "shit seekers" xD bahahaha

  • They try too hard.

  • @BuBBaGump014 thats the point... over analyzing....

  • @deadzen I meant that they try too hard to be funny...it's scripted, but it shouldn't be.

  • I lve this show but i was hoping, it would kind of be more like mythbusters where they show experiments, but after watching it, i realized thats not really posssible. It would be cool to possibly see some animations or some kind of reanactments. but the show is still good without them.

  • wtf did i watched

  • Thanks for ruining my Ester forever

  • Love this show.

  • id hit it, by it i mean susie of course

  • ass huger!

  • Satan shuved chicken up the bunny ass and gave us Easter. Damn !

  • Vsauce to strong

  • @jrjdm86 too*

    Isn't vsauce an educational show?

  • I had to stop watching this, I can't control myself when I laugh. My sides begin to hurt!

  • I haven't actually laughed like this in a LOOOOOOOOOOONG time! Almost years! Wow!

  • these would be way better if you weren't being characters, but rather just a couple of mates sitting around a table discussing this stuff.

    The characters ruin it.

  • The egg represents new life, as in Jesus' new life. The bunny represents... i forget... >.> And chocolate is there for the lulz :|

  • WHAT.THE.FUCK.

  • Oh ya and it is angry video game nerd

  • Agahajack: same but it disappints I don't like how they never come to a conclusion. Also everyone knows the Easter bunny is a spliced up chiken / bunny / chocolate milk cow

  • Isn't the guy in the green shirt the Angry Nintendo Nerd? or Angry Gamer Nerd? whatever his name is..

  • @agahajak The angry video game nerd, yes, and he's pretty damn awesome, you should look at his movies

  • Let me whore this out there.. VSAUCE SENT ME HERE!

  • thought wasted 

  • i think my brain exploded from containing hysterical laughter at 4 AM

  • I'm pretty sure Willy Wonka violated a rabbit. Everyone knows Willy Wonka doesn't squirt reproductive juices, but unleashes the means to produce chocolate factories. So i think willy was sexually assaulting bunnies from day one and the world covered it up so that one day we could all get 'free' chocolate and wolly wonky could keep up his sick sick fetish. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

  • easter will never be the same again. O.o

  • ......... I like peeps..............

  • LOL a very bad man put a chicken up his ass.

  • best shit ever hahahahah

  • I got it. In South Park, Saint Peter was a bunny, well Satan put a chicken up Saint Peter's ass to mock Easter! And it poops out chocolate eggs because that's hilarious!

  • 5:10 hare club for men.

  • how bout this. The Easter bunnies diets consists of the ingredients of chocolate and calcium carbonate. When to takes a dump the calcium carbonate forms a shell around the chocolaty poop.

  • This girl has some sweet ideas.

  • It's just a huge bowel stone being excreted.

  • this seems a lot like cracked .com's after hours

  • I like those mugs.

  • Vsauce army incoming!!!

  • I just subed. this is genius!

  • I can't believe I never found this before! xD

  • I almost died when james said "a hen that was SHOVED up the bunnies ASS" OMG best line ive ever heard ao far from this series

  • i thought she said that batman shoved the chicken up the easter bunnies ass

  • needs more views

  • jesus is one of the aleins, his mission was too implant the eggs in the bunny which he did, but the whole choclate thing happened so jesus tried to take over the world by being a prophet duh

  • perhaps its an entirely different species. it looks like a bunny, and because we never got a good look at it we say it is. the eggs arent really eggs, they are some form of shit.

  • @HighPriceComedy *pukes*

  • when the camera zoom on susie you see spock kissing a head and a drawing of spock kissing C3PO

  • thumbs up if VSAUSE brought you here!!

  • @JJcool2344 eeeeeeeyup

  • CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR=666..... it all make sense!

  • don't think I'll enjoy this because i know the real reason the egg bunny myth came about.

  • Stop the accent

  • maybe it's not chocolate ...

  • Ass hookers...... Legit

  • The fake accent that is being put on by the woman in pink is annoying.

  • remindss me of conversations when your super high.

  • Alien fetuses that happen to taste like chocolate, bursting out of an immortal bunny's cheast. Seems Legit.

  • I totally see the bunny doing a peter griffin

  • lose the accent

  • Why does it says JIM on james name tag?

  • @Levin1337 Jim can be a short form of James. Like Nick is of Nicholas

  • you gotta be high o watch this

  • Christians don't celebrate the easter bunny, we celebrate Jesus' resurrection, but everyone knows everything is better with chocolate and bunnies.

  • Guy says: "Maybe it just self-heals each time". Second guy does not say: "That's ridiculous" but instead: "Oh, like Prometheus".

  • What was with the guy in the red shirt's expression the whole time?

  • 'sooo...the children eating the chocolate eggs is actually thwarting the alien conspirecy?'

    '....correct.'

    You guys are genuis, I love every episode of these, keep em coming :D

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  • Hahaha. He's layin turds.

  • The real conspiracy is that Easter never was Christian. It was always a pagan holiday, hence the confusion (perpetuated for profit by mammon-worshipping internationalist corporations, I might add). Supposedly, the rabbit was only a courier, not the one laying the eggs. Rabbits and chickens are considered exemplars of fertility, hence their association with the season. Their survival strategy is "kill all you want...we'll just make mooore!"

    (kudos if you get that reference)

  • i couldnt stop laughing and he asked the thing ive been wondering, how does the death of jesus have ANYTHING to do with an imortal bunny eurupting into choclaty goodness once a year? christmas makes sense: st nicholas gave stuff to kids, creepy but true, and thats the tie in but a weird mutant bunny trying to take over the world for aliens?

  • I tried the peeps thing ANC my microwave exploded.

  • I think really that it's an Angry Birds situation. There's an everlasting war between Bunnies and Chickens because the bunnies keep stealing the chicken's eggs, turning them into chocolate and feeding them to the humans.

  • @YamiMillennium that makes sense but... its really hard to except, what with everyone growing up with this paradime of the eurasians being the enemy the whole time! now i know what evils the bunnies hold & choose 2 never... this is hard.... eat... im gona die... chocola- NO I CANT DO IT, but i must- te made by... by, by b-b-b-bunnies... EVER AGAIN. sigh, that feals better, nolonger clinging 2 th last vestigis of chocolat eggs again. now if u excuss me i shall go finish th last of th easter candy

  • WTF! How did I not know about this series?!?? I'm a huge AVGN fan, and I always try to watch the other videos on Cinemassacre... James should really promote these videos more, all of you guys are great!

  • I swallowed my gum

  • this channel should be at the top

  • Just watch the South Park episode