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  • My friend has the same exact video on his account i think he copyrighted...

  • Why isn't the whole town attacking him?

  • wait they wont attack you if you shoot him in the knee hmph facepalm#

  • ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

  • @Lofton0899 at first i was like what!!??!! and then i realized you meant how i typed it yeah i know that, but i type fast and the " ' " i always type it in random places after s's or other times, LMFAO i was thinking this was to another comment from a long time ago it would've been hilarious if you had but no, lol

  • Hmm... needs more arrows to the knee.

  • Mmm.... All that arrow in the knee shooting has gotten me mighty hungry for those fresh baked loaves....

  • ----knee--> ps exploding arrow so ----knee-->gunpowder

  • Why do people say arrow TO the knee?? Or do guards say that too?

  • what is the name of that song ?

  • @MrNikolas8 It's from the 'Jaws' soundtrack.

  • i thought it was 'an arrow' not 10000

  • @jobbers206 You don't get it. He survived how many arrows in the knee without even showing any signs of pain. Why did he give up on being an adventurer because of a single arrow? If you play the game, your character is a tank. He survives bites from gigantic spiders and gets burned by magic, and hit by a giant club. That never stops you, though. :S

  • i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • @samhopson2 what is this ? DO U THINK IS FUNNY! SHUT UP!! if u type this joke into the internet again i will EAT YOUR LIMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! U STUPID FUCKING CUNT

  • @DubstepsCREED13 i used to be a stupid fucking cunt then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @wowdude11111 I heard that as well lol

  • Relax, I'm the THANE here! Nobody saw anything and that corpse laying over there with 50 arrows in the knee, he fell on a quiver of arrows. They are definitely not mine! I can prove it too, with low archery i could never make all 50 shots to the knee.

  • i thought i heard him say "you dare dishonor the arrow in the knee joke" while he was being shot

  • it was the other knee

  • i used to be a racist like you... until i took and arrow to the pennis

  • WTF ok so I don't play Skyrim. (I was planning to do though) BUT THEY DIE WHEN YOU SHOOT AN ARROW IN THE KNEE? LOL. FAIL.

  • Usually when a guard says that joke I quicksave and shoot them in the knee... multiple times....

  • awful end ... he took an arrow to knee, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and ... uh ... again and again, and again again ...

    WARNING : arrows in a knee are the first cause of unemployment in Skyrim, and may also cause death if abused.

    -- this message is approved by Skyrim Arrows In The Knee Prevention --

  • I used to be a gaurs but then some fucking psycho shot me in the knee with about 2 dozen arrows and I bleed to death

  • I used to be a guard like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Thedonasaurusrex so you took a dick to the vigina lol

  • @Thedonasaurusrex *vagina

  • he got a few arrows to the knee O_O he is sooo not an adventurer anymore

  • SO IS THIS WHERE IT ALL STARTED?!

  • How bout you both just shut up before I will have you saying "I used to be a gay ass commenter like you until this guy ignika6 showed up and shot me in the knee with a fucking arrow!!!!"

  • @ignika6 would rather "i used to be a gay ass comenter like you, until ignika6 showed up and i took a scrotum to the chin" :P

  • @xXlinkus68Xx gay much????0_0

  • @ignika6 not gay. hilarious :P

  • @ignika6 What are you, a homophobic?

  • 0:42 He died. Then saw a hawt naked girl. So the arrow turning into his boner.

  • Dev quote - skyrim is 'the ultimate fighters game, ultimate THIEF game, ultimate ASSASSIN game"

    Ya.. right.. I can see this truly simulates assaulting/murdering the town watch in broad daylight with zero consequences and zero stealth.

    This game sucks balls

  • @joosbawks note this is for computer he has god mode on so he doesnt get hurt or waste arrows, and he turned of npc retaliation...Learn the fucking game before you post your shit ass comment, or atleast play oblivion and look at the improvements...

  • @1bluebirdz No, actually. I can do the same thing on my game. I have 100 sneak with sneak perks and I can literally shoot 10 arrows in the face of a gaurd before he responds.I can sneak in front of a bandit, 1 yard from his face, and sneak attack him for 30x damage. if he doesnt die, he still wont see me. He'll enter combat and 'search' for me by standing in front of me for 10 seconds and then forget.

    The stealth IS broken. "Learn the fucking game before you post your shit ass comment"

  • @joosbawks WTF does sneak have ANYTHING to do with what I said or this video??? what I said is he has god mode on and turned off npc retaliation....i never said one fucking thing about sneak and I know is broken....PLUS he's not sneaking now is he???? god the mental capacity of humans these days is laughable....plus your comment implies sneak but doesn't go and and say sneak is broken

  • @1bluebirdz You're an idiot.. lol. I said this game is stupid because this happens, you said it doesn't unless you cheat.. (but it does, it happens for me and I don't cheat)

    Understand big guy? Go along now and think before you speak, or you will look like an idiot :)

    Maybe that's a hard concept for you, but one day you will learn. So don't give up hope! ^.^

  • @joosbawks Listen, You're both correct. Sneak is pretty broken at level 100, but this person is not sneaking. He has multiple mods on, including one that allows for no npc retaliation and unlimited ammo. I play the 360 version and, even with 100 sneak, a daedric bow, and 100 archery, the guards still retaliate when I shoot them in the knee, since the knee isn't a vital point and deals less than maximum damage, compared to the head, chest, or groin. Don't go calling people idiots. They're human.

  • @Elnxida no but I can literally do what this guy in the video is doing without sneaking. I can shoot them in the face, neck, and yes, the knee. They just stand there and say "Stop that!" but forget that they have an arrow piercing their brain.

    Also, I can shoot the Jarl in the forehead up to three times before the guards decide to intervene. All the meanwhile saying "You make a move at the jarl and you're dead!" However if I punch a chicken, even once, i become Skyrims most wanted criminal.

  • I used to fight batman, then i a batarang in the knee

  • BLASPHEMY!

  • what if Achilles (the guy from greek mythology) instead of choosing his achilles heel, he chose his knee?? then he wouldve died from an arrow in the knee...

  • Tags: Justin Bieber HAHAHA LOL

  • "Be careful".

    LOL!

  • ok, at 0:57 . looks more like he is taking arrows to the crotch. seriously. look at the placement.

  • his knee cap must be mush

  • rofl that one made me laugh :D

  • Funny, this is exactly what i want to do to people who do arrow to the knee jokes, kind of ironic

    

  • He didnt take "One" arrow to the knee. Only a "few" more... =P

  • I used to take arrows to the knee,but then I took a missle to the face.

  • the song?

  • HAHAHAHAH THAT SOUND WRMWRMWRMWRMWRM * PANIC SOUNDZ" LOLOOOL

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took 26 arrows to the knee

  • lol OH REALLY

  • HEY HEY, it's I took AN arrow to the knee, THAT MEANS JUST ONE, NOT MULTIPLES U IDYOAT

  • @yuch1102 Doesn't really matter cause the joke is gay.

  • @TheScorpionMK37 ur mom matters.

  • @yuch1102 I'm glad people still think about her :)

  • @TheScorpionMK37 well yeah...ur mom is the reason why ur in this world...she matters son. 

  • It's clear they improved that knee armor since so many people were getting shot there

  • what's the soundtrack called?

  • i bet that right knee feels a bit left out..

  • i used to take arrows to the knee, now i get sledge hammers to the bawls.

  • I used to be an arrow like you, but then i took an adventurer to the knee

  • @PaskainenAnanas I used to adventure a knee to the you, but then I took a be(e) arrow! Randomness

  • >------(KNEE)------>

  • OMG who knew that a really good game could make an overly used internet joke i use it sometimes but not all day i cant wait until people 4get about this

  • Who would of thought, an arrow to the knee is what would finally kill him.

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  • @robertsmile1999, arrow to the shin?

  • @looker999997 almost !

  • -----FOR-THE-KNEE--===---

  • Over kill much

  • HAHAHA ! Look at the "Justin-Bieber-lame-repeating-­comments" tags ! Nice one...

  • I was playing Skyrim and then the dragon roared at me. 3 hours later I turned Skyrim on again and still the dragon roared at me. When it finally threatened me I got off my ass and said "FINE!!! I'll get a fucking job you whore"

  • more like 20.5 arrows to the knee

  • Aaaww. :'(

  • doctors diognosys: killed by an arrow in a knee...

  • why did the guard do nothing but yell at him?

  • @TheDiabloBaal i think AI Action was turned off. u can turn it off in the console commands

  • what is the name of that melody

  • Lol..nice choice of music..

  • Im quite sure the joke here is...He used to be alive just like you, until he took several arrows in the knee

  • Anybody else notice that the arrows hit him in the nuts?

  • <-------KNEE-----<<<<

  • "oh really"

  • That's what he gets for starting the "arrow to the knee" jokes >:]

  • This made me loool :D

  • I like the part where he took an arrow to the knee

  • He took some to the balls too

  • Q. Why isn't he attacking you?

    A. I am a wizard.

    What has this got to do with it? I still get attacked and I have mastered all the magic skills?

  • "... Then I took an arrow to the knee." You also took quite a few arrows to the balls. 0:43

  • Jokes on you! It was his other knee.

  • 3 times is more then enough .....

  • did you use console commands to reset your imfamy to 0 when we weren't looking? o.o

    Guards attack me for no reason and you get to shoot them to death slowly and nothing.... D:

  • Wait why the guard did not attack?!??!

  • He used to be an adventure like u , but then he got nearly 100 arrows the the knee ....

  • Seems like he's taken too many arrows to the knee.

  • i'm going to use that story for english class

    

  • HAHAHA

  • most people use the arrow to the knee joke and haven't played skyrim

  • Oh god an arrow? Too bad there's not like, magic in this world that could just heal you or something.

  • gaurd i used to be alive.... then i took 10 arrows in the knee

  • i used to dislike this video like you, then i took an arrow in the

  • Why doesn't he defend himself?

  • Haha I laughed in tears with this video :D AWESOME!!!

  • This is what we call "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE"

  • the music made this fucking HILARIOUS

  • I used to be an crappy mage like you... Then I grew some balls

  • I used to be an arrow like you, then I took an adventurer to the head.

  • 0:45 more like this "i used to be an adventurer like you.....until i took an arrow to the balls

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a Nokia 3310 to the knee :/

  • 0:44 arrow went straight to nuts...

  • I couldn't stop laughing at this video.. the scary song made it all the more funny LOL

  • wow its weird that all these adventurers ALL of them get shot in the knee and ALL of them end up to be gaurds. what are the odds of that

  • My friend said he had a mod that made it so that when he shot people in the knee they turned into gaurds and walked away. Not sure if thats true though.

  • This is an arrow to the shin...

  • I used to... Eat popcorn. Now I don't. *shrug*

  • I used to be a guard, then I took dozens of arrows in the knee.

  • @Blaeeeek Do you ever get laid? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

  • this is my video! wow bro

  • oh my... it's so fucking unfunny..

  • The guard was an adventure, then he took an arrow in the knee... Then he became a guard, and he took more arrows in the knee. Now, what is he? Dead.

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  • .....then i took to many arrows in the knee

  • Fagasscocklickingmotherfucking­twatlippedlimpdicksheepshagger­.

  • just doesnt make sense,cus when he was an adventurer he took an arrow to the knee. Now hes a guard that fights dragons and me!?

  • If you got adventure problems I feel bad for you son.

    I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

  • People in my school have been saying this, one even to my english teacher so I figured I would watch this. Waste of my time.

  • Stupid Whiterun guards...

  • In the next game hes gonna say he used to be a guard

  • 0:35

    I used to be alive like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

  • So this is what all the fuss is about... i find alot of random stuff funny, but this is shit.

  • @RandyMonky You used to be straight, but then you took a dick to the ass......

    LOL

  • @emshicks321 Oh... i get it, its a gay joke... if i were as dumb as you i'd be a turnip.

  • I think he took more than 1 arrow to the knee

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I met the lusty Argonian maid.

  • Rape

  • I used to be hetrosexual like you, but then because I have no life or other point of cultural reference I quote computer games ad indinitum and ad nauseum.

  • I USED TO BE MICHEAL JACKSON BUT I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

  • @RandomLegend100 thats from oblivion

  • Notice: 'an arrow IN the knee'

  • Multiple arrows in the shin ??.. nobody deserves that.

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  • Stop! You've Violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. You're stolen goods are now forfeit.

  • @RandomLegend100 Wait.... I know you....

  • best bow with worst arrows? :/

  • you wasted your arrows for this bullshit???

  • i used to be an arrow like you, than i took an adventurer's knee to the face.

  • based on a true story

  • I doubt he will ever adventure again... that's a lot of arrows....

  • At first I didn't think it was funny until it sort of turned sick and twisted, more and more arrows after his death, got me laughing.

  • Then How the fuc do u end up as a guard

  • XD funniest thang ever!!!

  • i used to take an arrow in the knee, but then i took an arrow to the other knee.

  • i used to be a arrow like u... then someone violated me and shoved me into someones knee

  • xD idiot!