joe rogan technology

[kaaylo1]

....its like im watching some kind of seminar instead of a stand up routine

[MadeInOregon27]

Joe Rogan's the man!

[rabbitsonthesun]

James Burke talked about this in the first episode of Connections (the first series, the one shown on the BBC). He quoted someone as saying, "Never have so many known so little about so much."

It's well worth checking out, and all of the episodes should be uploaded here on YT.

[GeorgeMcGuinty]

lol, noone knows anything...thats the truth!! even if your a doctor and u can save a mans life......doesnt mean u know shit about fixing a car or starting a fire to survive!! ! hahahah booo yah

[hypnofan35]

i push this issue: There is a good way to use combustible fuel well, and it is banned as a technology. We don't get good information about it, but i shows how we understand things in terms of the status quo. The phrase most direct to use is "heat energy capture & recycle". It's simpler than the one we use, but it saves or recycles heat energy for best possilbe usage. These inventions are banned and therefore unknown to us. It's more like using water & air to capture or convert heat energy

[3510211]

its funny cause i think about shit like this all the time but he just comes out and says it

[TheAbyssalChaos]

LOL the stupid people arguing with one another below me would die the first day the smart people disappeared  hahahah

[IndyTinTin85]

TRUTH!

[mrwobblebass]

lmfao bright shit

[BuddaLova36]

Thats  the fear factor guy

Wtfawk !!

[Berrueco760]

When did this faggot become a comedian? He's not even funny and he should stick to his shit show fear factor

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

@Berrueco760 You're a herb.. LOL

[CodyBrito]

@Berrueco760 hes been a comedian way before fear factor or news radio.... why all the hate for explosive joseph?

[NewbPhil]

@Berrueco760 you do realize he has been a comedian longer than he was on Fear Factor? Not to mention he has a highly popular podcast that has changed many people's views on LIFE. So please, shut the FUCK up about people you have no idea about.

[NewbPhil]

@Berrueco760 thanks for the OPINION, asshole. And how do you DOUBT that? Look it up for yourself if you don't trust me. He even said in this video "I've been doing stand up for 16 years..." Fear Factor isn't 16 years old. He has even addressed little ass cunts like you in his podcast. People like you have no idea who you're talking about, yet you mindlessly talk shit. You NEED something to hate to make your insignificant existence worth anything.

[NewbPhil]

@Berrueco760 I'm the faggot? Go watch your gay ass anime, you loser.

[NewbPhil]

@Berrueco760 I never said I wanted to suck his dick, but I could use the same thing on you if I wanted to. Go and suck Masashi Kishimoto's dick if you love him so much. *waits on comment saying you don't even like Masashi that much*

[NewbPhil]

@Berrueco760 You have GOT to be joking. You watch anime, but don't even know the artist for one of the BIGGEST animes ever made?! Wow.... He created Naruto, genius.

[NewbPhil]

@Berrueco760 I know that because I watched anime when I was in the 9-11/12 range. Naruto is on your list of animes you watch on your page, so I only know whats on your channel. I haven't watched that shit in YEARS. I never said it was your favorite either. Grow up please. I'm done with you, lowlife.

[Berrueco760]

@NewbPhil Hey man you have a pretty good taste in music so i take back all my insults and you probably know that I was just trolling but I still think Joe Rogan is a fag that only complains about other comedians stealing jokes and shit. So no hard feelings :P I'm going to delete all my comments against you but not the original one

[BeerSlayer863]

If I could make myself get me a beer, I would. Oh wait, I just did it! Holla at ya boy!!

[MultiJokesMan]

haha !!

[colouredbills]

Joe Rogan, the least funny man on the planet

[808Dirk]

@colouredbills ur pretty not funny urself

[JasonSkydive]

@colouredbills

yeah if you're 12

[johnsmdm]

Joe can I fuck Becky sir...like a savage....

[Smokethatcrack]

Joe is pretty good didnt know he a funny man too

[Mysteriozone]

Wow that seriously made me laugh at work...

[jamesa4050]

loud shit, bright shit.

haha

...brawndo anyone?

[Treemonkee]

Jim Breur laughs at 0:34 ( hee hee hee )

[DrinkSkateSleep]

The hatchet Email thing is so unrealistic that to me it kinda turned me off from the joke. I thought he was gonna say something rational but I was wrong :P

[angelofflames56]

@DrinkSkateSleep

That's the joke.

It's a drastically advanced thing to get to from just a hatchet, but it wouldn't be so hard if we weren't all so inept and irrational.

[DrBadtouchSaysDance]

@DrinkSkateSleep What's irrational about what he said?

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@DrBadtouchSaysDance Not even the smartest person in the world could do that.

[DrBadtouchSaysDance]

@DrinkSkateSleep And that ruined the joke for you? I think you've come to the table with the wrong expectations.

[kasra333]

lol @ "palm pilots" .... forgot about those things

[iurhviusdfavhi]

Hahaha thaat was an awesome bit, loved it.

[edwardvanhalen123456]

That was so fuckin funny when he tapped on the mic and said why is that loud

[Zimba9810]

he looks bit little like the guy from fear factory

[DTOMUSA74]

@Zimba9810 Hmmmm.....I wonder why??

[kdbaxter666]

We don't freak out until our debit card gets rejected.

[Altairograph]

@kdbaxter666 This sums it up nicely. Nobody gives a shit about how it works as long as it works.

[izwald1]

loud shit n bright shit

joe always busts me up. check out his podcast on ustream.com

[moonspeech82]

i can take a long string and a cup,,,,

[undeadpresident]

He must've read that book Hatchet in school too...

[MrAnderson1985]

Now I wonder, where are the smart people.. I've got a bottle of bushmills in front of me and my good buddy is keeping me awake by snoring fucking nuts. If Rogan is right, and this has happened before... what can us dumbshits do to prevent it going over again?

[DubstepCannon]

fuck real shit man!

[combat220]

Always find myself coming back to watch it.

[Om0plata1]

lol i actually thought about this alot before.. im glad im not the only one

[bhonda28]

@CrazyDragons I think would be surprised at the things Joe Rogan talks about that we all think of all the time. I know I made this discovery recently. He's pretty deep. YouTube his stuff on "everything's ridiculous", material possessions, and dmt.

[AllThatAwakens]

His comedy is both funny and true, which ends up making it even more funny.

[trakkaton]

I'm sorry for all those persons who can't live without technology, and I'm sorry for all those persons who have no clue about how it works, but both is a choice.

[YamiRyan4509]

@trakkaton

"are" a choice*

You don't know how the English language works.

[MegaRandomtroll]

@YamiRyan4509 you dont know how the language of english works haha u make me laugh

[PrivatePancake]

if i left you in the woods with a hatchet... how long before you could send me an email?

[TheRookie418]

@PrivatePancake depends on how long it took me to get home lol

[mazterarius]

Haha! That last one made me laugh. First time Joe Rogan had made me laugh! :)

[dapadawan]

how can you dislike this

[ximdopex]

@dapadawan cos its fucking lame

[dapadawan]

@ximdopex youre lame

....

constructive criticism please

[bebIessed]

@ximdopex how the fuck is it lame? gay ass hater

[AlbertEinsteinsGhost]

i know for a fact that im an idiot, but im not uneducated and ignorant to the important truths out there

[midguardz]

it explains why gen y think they are so leaver no they are just a bunch of ungrateful sods with attitude who think they know everything because they use technology that they have no idea what its about man has advanced technologically but his spiritual advancement is still in the slime pit. Pity education systems don't teach more about spirit & science together. & explore inner space then mankind would have something to be proud of.

[skaplis]

@midguardz

and how do you explore "inner space"?

and what do we gain by doing that?

[midguardz]

@skaplis the mind ie neurotransmitters should definitely be explored most psyches haven't even seen live neurotransmitters like a pet scan or ultra sound yet they prescribe billions of pills to fix neurotransmitters & different dmsh labels they know little about.

[CrazyDragons]

Haha I was thinking about this the other day, kind of funny that I found this lol.

[LifegrindX]

Loud shit, bright shit, LOL!!!

[GoneTemple]

the truth is we need NONE of it.. just let go and you would be better off

[tantoedge]

If I left you with a hatchet. Awesome.

[savemyplaylist]

pussy fuck fart cock retard nigger ass

[cypsation]

yeah unfortunatly the only forum in this world for truth is comedy, which only serves to trivialize the truth.

[DaGoalieSniper]

you dont need computers and palm pilots to survive

[firethower99]

"if I left you alone in the woods with a hatchet, how long before you could send me an email" That's fucking hilarious shit right there. Joe Rogan is one of the best comics.

[marcuelcajon]

Hell yeah!

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

BRILLIANT

[StabbyTheClown]

Great bit.

[Wehrconnected]

Div that is a lot of views. It's me did u know that?

[Wehrconnected]

Awesome

[KingofKaos12]

go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go

[yosi1653]

What makes that bright? i dunno bright shit?

[AfroSchmuck]

The funniest line EVER!

[yosi1653]

@AfroSchmuck haha yea cracked me good

[yay78900]

I wonder if most aliens are just as clueless about how their technology works

[flabbyballsack]

@yay78900 that is a question i have never thought of! it's so adventurous and real! if there are aliens... which there better be!! who else is gonna save me?! haha

[yay78900]

Some sort of beings are probably observing us right now, but who knows if they will reveal themselves... I recommend watching In Search Of Ancient Astronauts watch?v=qmebpZaGjz8 or any of the other Ancient Alien documentaries watch?v=KlTqGrqJNDM if you haven't already

[jjmadboy]

@yay78900

That's actually a really good question.

[rewielol]

@yay78900

And I wonder if they exist.

[JasonSkydive]

@yay78900

haha that was one unexpected mindfuck. thank you sir.

[JWawin]

Great stuff!

[TonyBtheEG]

Thanks for sharing.

[alistairproductions]

this is fantastic, i have thought about this

[mindlesstube]

lol its true we rely on china to make it all :P

[combat220]

@mindlesstube

not for long

[combat220]

Respond to this video...

Our days are numbered

[gibbie31]

@combat220 your just gonna be another boy who cried Armageddon when nothing happens.

[sonicxx85]

@mindlesstube duh cheap labor. Plus there's like a billion of them. Keep in mind that 50% of the corporations in china are owned by America.

[tomasusan]

@mindlesstube Actually, the US designs the technology and China builds it (poorly, but cheaply)

[slimithy12]

@tomasusan but the stuff they build for themselves is top quality though. they just give us all the shit stuff!

[tomasusan]

@slimithy12 You get what you pay for.

[bswarm187]

Normally I don't care for his stand up I usually think he's funnier in interviews and stuff but this was pretty funny,

[codyemc2]

you should watch bill hicks stand up

[stlouispictures]

Funny!

[Ninearm]

LOOL, true that

[ohiogrownhookah]

fuckin A everything he says makes me laugh like hell

[LiquidMetalBand]

Nobody knows how it works.

[TheFlipanator]

I've been a comedian for SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS, I have NO IDEA what's in there.

[AIexandar]

HAHAHAHAHA joe rogan is legendary... best comedy is always the TRUTH

[PizzaHero92]

@AIexandar not really the truth, people could understand it if they actually learned about it...

[Lukaliciouse]

@PizzaHero92 its a joke calm down

[PizzaHero92]

@Lukaliciouse how am I not calm? Dumbass.

[Lukaliciouse]

@PizzaHero92 actually ur the dumnass thinking we could learn it if everyone that already knew about it was dead, moron

[PizzaHero92]

@Lukaliciouse we could. There's books, computers and everything there to learn about the shit.

[assdoooouuutttt]

@PizzaHero92 lol you have a lot of faith in your brain.

the people who operate all the huge things in the world only know how to do so because they have a high degree in it or have been working there their entire lives.

you can't just pick up a book and be like "okay, I know how to run the electrical company now. we're okay!"

[ssvegitt]

@PizzaHero92

No they couldn't. Take into consideration the scale he's talking about. Are YOU really going to be able to learn everything to run the world as it is by reading books and looking around on wikipedia? Fuckin hell no.

"people could understand it if they actually learned about it..." my ass.

[PizzaHero92]

@ssvegitt you severely underestimate the human brain. New, intelligent and untapped brilliant people are still out there. They just haven't challenged themselves because life has become so easy for everyone.

[ssvegitt]

@PizzaHero92

and you severely OVER estimate the human brain. Do you really think you could learn to operate a power plant all by your lonesome? As well as running w/e equipment to keep everything running, know the ins and outs of vehicles to be used. Nope. Pay attention to the content of the video "everyone outside this room". Sorry dude, but no matter how much you may want to be an optimist, the scenario Joe brings up doesn't have a very positive outcome for your "We can do anything" attitude.

[marcef100m]

@AIexandar I like him because he hate feminist and applies reality to their bullshit.

[catra195]

HAHAHA

[Tuppington]

wow he's actually funny. who knew?

[bleedvenom]

i know didn't even know he was a comedian until i randomly googled him

[touzinsky]

same here lmao! that happened today!

[prome666]

"If I left you in the woods with a hadget, how long till you could sent me a email?" :D

[Careah]

haha

[divinitydaley]

this shit is hilarious!

do you know where this standup was from?

[Eagertman]

From his DVD, 'happy little Jiihad' I think.

[skateflip1717]

no its from Joe Rogan:Live

[TimeWarp66]

It's also completely accurate