Toby! I am wearing a hard hat. Why don't you notce me? Ever since the war, you've... you've just ignored me.\. I don't know who you are anymore! WHERE'S THE MAGIC WE HAD IN 2006? D':
Seriously that little camera affect where the road moves and the feet don't is called.............roller blading, thats right those are roller blades.
@HalosouthparkFAN there heelys, not inline skates....just sayin, also rollerblades is a brand not the product, like band-aids. YAY LEARNING NEW POINTLESS THINGS! =D .............................jeez damit im bored
Ok, I swear on my LIFE I was the guy who complemented him that he was doing good. I didn't want him to feel bad. I was literally going to say "Dude, you freaking suck" but then I thought about it and I was like "Dude, I thought you were going to be way worse than this. I didn't think you'd actually get a kill."! He totally talked about me <3 I LOVE YOU TOBY. He's on my friends list. Don't believe me? Go check out owndudog 's xbl account. That's me :D
punch trees you say, well do i have a game for you...The first thing you have to do is tree punching. You should do some Minecraft on your gaming channel.
dude.. do you know how funny life is? imagine a party with a bunch of people and some hot chicks.. you'd talk for hours and hours... trying to get attention. It works of course in this country people LOVE TO TALK.. The guys who's gonna get the more attention will get the hottest chick. So the funny part is that me, at the same party, I'd only say 3 words with my french accent and the result would be even better! Sorry dude but some have to work harder to get things while others... ;)
Aw, what was that old guy doing in the middle of the street right before the outro? How cute! Get out of the middle of the street, old guy!
LRBTXMom 1 month ago
@0hereitis like toby's ? converse-like heelys ? :D
nerd853 1 month ago
The second time he said there was a plane, I actually saw it.
MrMixer401 3 months ago
Toby! I am wearing a hard hat. Why don't you notce me? Ever since the war, you've... you've just ignored me.\. I don't know who you are anymore! WHERE'S THE MAGIC WE HAD IN 2006? D':
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God, Toby, I've never seen any of your airplanes. You need a detachable $1600 lens to your iphone, so you can zoom in on them.
Idziemel 4 months ago
what is toby turners xbox live name....I need to know now....
temari9881 5 months ago
it sounded like he said boner smash
espada1895 5 months ago 2
@MONK10021 he doesnt do drugs he has ADHD
ShawnPodTouch 5 months ago
Toby's ego is his shield? So he's Duke Nukem, sweet!
Brandiferr 6 months ago
mines hard enough
HXxXELEMENTXxXH 7 months ago
blah bablah bahd akblahh......thats what we needed to comment on right?
MAXPAYNE485 7 months ago
I would do anything to play one Black Ops or Halo game on live with him..... That'd be awesome...
trumpet44girl 7 months ago
Seriously that little camera affect where the road moves and the feet don't is called.............roller blading, thats right those are roller blades.
HalosouthparkFAN 8 months ago
@HalosouthparkFAN there heelys, not inline skates....just sayin, also rollerblades is a brand not the product, like band-aids. YAY LEARNING NEW POINTLESS THINGS! =D .............................jeez damit im bored
jaxonmn33 7 months ago
punch trees? what is this, minecraft?
beyondnathangames 8 months ago
this is what i want to post a comment about...
LEDZEPPEL1N88 10 months ago 3
But Toby, I'm wearing my Falling Tinder and Other Objects/Physical Objects of Mass repellent.
NotSoGracefulProd 10 months ago
@NotSoGracefulProd lol
thewheelpizza 7 months ago
passing tress... lmao
afterdeth 10 months ago
I am totally obsessed with you Toby :)
I love you!
You're totally amazing...
And I really want a shirt :D
DMFG2013 10 months ago 2
Can we call Sean Stephen?
kappyxisxscene 10 months ago
do you think tobys awesome hard hair will protect him from the falling of tinder thumbs up if so
Kylumcross 11 months ago
do you think tobys awesome hard hair will protect him from the falling of tinder
Kylumcross 11 months ago
You know what is hard enough...MY DI-
wait...im a girl...
pencilalchemist 11 months ago
1:11 wtf someone screamin bloody murder omfg!
mackandcheese1000 11 months ago
this was the first lazy-vlog i ever water... then i went back and watched the rest and now i'm all caught up:)
imofficiallyobsessed. :p
HeyItsMeJackiee 11 months ago
blah bu blah bu blah, t shirt now??
TheDiima9 11 months ago
Ok, I swear on my LIFE I was the guy who complemented him that he was doing good. I didn't want him to feel bad. I was literally going to say "Dude, you freaking suck" but then I thought about it and I was like "Dude, I thought you were going to be way worse than this. I didn't think you'd actually get a kill."! He totally talked about me <3 I LOVE YOU TOBY. He's on my friends list. Don't believe me? Go check out owndudog 's xbl account. That's me :D
MilkshakeMartin 11 months ago
Then WAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
miracles423 11 months ago
i was wherein my hard hat in the beginning of this area
topiczero 11 months ago
If you can dodge the 'Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness' you are a pr0
UcantResistClicking0 11 months ago
You are so funny
And it's so amazing to see you walking around Santa Monica cuz I live there. You were outside my doctors office :D
chocobunnyluv 1 year ago
Painful KDR is painful lol
blazer666999 1 year ago
Toby YOUR TEETH ARE SOOOO WHITE
xXSK83RXx 1 year ago
did anybody notice that the "boop"was way too loud?
BTW:
keep pressing "1" very fast! XD
Deczx1 1 year ago
"how's it goin ......exactly" lol!
taco8464 1 year ago
kid, you make me so happy :)
Hopeyfish 1 year ago
ijustine likes buying lots of fruit too ..
ItsLucyReeves 1 year ago
OHMIGAWD TOBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT U GOT STALKERZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! (americanpatriot43)
openhand556 1 year ago
where do you live at????
americanpatriot43 1 year ago
Are you just walking back and forth?
CrazyconfusedAmanda7 1 year ago 61
@CrazyconfusedAmanda7 I think one of those cars are his...Not sure why he is just walking around there but thats Toby for you xD
MrMills334 1 year ago
0:19 - 0:24 "That's what she said"
xKluuzx 1 year ago
minecraft refrence
TheGotamama 1 year ago
Well I would like to know about your sexuality more . I think you are a California closet case and I bet you love lady gaga. Me too.
PrinceLovesWes 1 year ago
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homerunmonkey13 1 year ago
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hatchphil1 1 year ago
i want to hear more bonar!
thetrueawesomeeric 1 year ago
i <3 toby and cheeeeesseeee :P
thetophatgirl 1 year ago
Tobuscus, I really want Heelys because of you.
KellieTheHamster 1 year ago 18
@KellieTheHamster omg!! me tooooo! >o<
greenhund 1 year ago
haha, I don't say double hockey sticks, because I'm appropriate! XD
bluemoonicecream22 1 year ago
The Moon got up for the loo, he went back to sleep after that.
MrStoopid801 1 year ago
He is like, the funniest person ever!
OhMyGlamo 1 year ago 3
Moon Fail!
MrMetho77 1 year ago
I'm looking for a place behind him for lease
Bestnevertv2 1 year ago
T shirt of AWESOMENISS!
Miamusicska 1 year ago
Your actually very entertaining, good job!!
emi3242 1 year ago
I love how when he's like "I'm looking for a new place to live" there's a big FOR LEASE sign right behind him. Haha!
rachelrandom6 1 year ago 2
this vlog..only told us you played black ops today..
USER1046 1 year ago
I like you Toby! I also like tv shirts. You are so hypo haha
sgja89 1 year ago
Aww, I was hoping i could scream, " I'M THE 100,000 VIEWER!!!" Dang it! :(
AKSpartanKiIIer 1 year ago
There was a place for lease behind you!!
gottaketchamall 1 year ago
saw this video said "99,999 views". That is amazing
cowsarecarnivores 1 year ago 2
Dont punch trees!
NatashaTree 1 year ago
NORTON SMASH
TheMastersweet 1 year ago
my friend is the winner ^w^
yay, Jess!<3
TheAngryMarshmallow4 1 year ago
I'm viewer 100,095. That number, for some reason or another, is extremely significant. Give me a t-shirt.
jacobenichkadar 1 year ago
Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO
Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?
Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
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Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!
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Thumbs up 2 stay on the top
halofan516 1 year ago
I WANT BARBARIAN!
MuffinWithAnAxe 1 year ago
I laughed so hard, omg. xD PASSING THE TRESS.
DestinysLightSora 1 year ago
it says I was 99,999 though O_O
M0o0P 1 year ago
i was viewer 100000!!!! yeeee
someguitarguy4 1 year ago
99 999 views much?
TheAwesomoe 1 year ago
im viewer 99999 how are u 100000 and i want a t shirt
JH246810 1 year ago
i am the 100,000th viewer! prize plz!
K9RWilliam 1 year ago
00:56
So uh what am i INTRO OF DARKNESS, THEN REDNESS, THEN WHITENESS doing today? lol :)
funnygirls2 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dude... what are you chewing?
magicspark95 1 year ago
TOBUSCUS!
InfiniteTestings 1 year ago
I Did did did did did did did did did subscribe!
Bankai1484 1 year ago
a tshirt would make me smile. :D
luvcloud7 1 year ago
I've been walking for 6 hours and 2 days LOL
TheAzariah 1 year ago
Toby, toby, toby....
You need to be a little bit more inapropro... when you said h-e-double hockey sticks... I got a little too excited.
ps i love you and a tshirt would make me pee my pants (in a good way)
1GeminiGirl1 1 year ago
Toby should do a vlog stoned! :D
videogamenut1289 1 year ago
@videogamenut1289
you mean hes not stoned already?!
dnothing23 1 year ago
youtube is racist pause at 0:05 in transcribe audio
TheEasyWynn 1 year ago
T-Shirt.
Original isn't it?
skankinonstage 1 year ago
Toby ADD for the win!!!
Atalanie 1 year ago
Im off to buy some fruit. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A MAN.
thumbs up this comment. i have your child.
CoDnerdlol 1 year ago
I posted. MUST.....WIN......T-SHIRT......
TimeWarpproductions 1 year ago
Move in with iJustine... duh
knightsofni101 1 year ago 184
@knightsofni101 they are
AmericanOsttle9 11 months ago
do you have to comment first for a tee?
IckleStarDizzyStar 1 year ago
The dislike bar is the length of Justine Biebers Penis...
Random :)
COYL3R1 1 year ago
steven?! please edit the Shawn part ...... STEVEN!! COME OVER HERE!
saifbinhindi 1 year ago
Blah da blah da blah! FREE T-SHIRT! xD lol!
Chossinganamesux 1 year ago
I WILL SURVIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... not not getting the t-shirt :)
kaheksandik 1 year ago
No one cares if ur racist its u TOBUSCUS they will love you anyways
SupremeVizardLord 1 year ago
some men buy fruit, but i prefer vaggies
wwerick87 1 year ago
I REQUIRE TOBUSCUS T SHIRT
boomerang342126 1 year ago
-Off Topic But if you got Sued for how many times you mock a famous person Justin Bieber would be a billionaire Lolz
ch34psk4t3 1 year ago
RANDOM ATTEMPT AT WINNING A TSHIRT
OMFG JUST GIMME A DAMN TSHIRT
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spinuna 1 year ago
I was in there, passing tress.
LostCallProductions 1 year ago
haha all epic
Dominic078 1 year ago
you're so random. i love it!
aimlesswonders 1 year ago
@jellohotdogwtf not really, I had to take astronomy class in high school and that is like the only thing I got out of it.
arowolf09 1 year ago
punch trees you say, well do i have a game for you...The first thing you have to do is tree punching. You should do some Minecraft on your gaming channel.
djholmes86 1 year ago
Boner smash xDD
MusicLov3rMan 1 year ago
..............did you just yell at the moon???
prettyhippie865 1 year ago
3:18 - 3:31
I can see your back :P
NothingMuchToIt 1 year ago
dude.. do you know how funny life is? imagine a party with a bunch of people and some hot chicks.. you'd talk for hours and hours... trying to get attention. It works of course in this country people LOVE TO TALK.. The guys who's gonna get the more attention will get the hottest chick. So the funny part is that me, at the same party, I'd only say 3 words with my french accent and the result would be even better! Sorry dude but some have to work harder to get things while others... ;)
trollbook 1 year ago
Toby is so cute >:D rofl
zecrid 1 year ago
♥ cool ♥
exchangescompany 1 year ago
JACK DUPUIS
said that
TobyTurner
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MASTURBATION!!!
THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!
0adambeachjackdupuis 1 year ago
oh toby...
skatemusiclove 1 year ago
My hat is hard enough
themostsuperjew 1 year ago
toby sucks hairy balls ... scummyman71 rocks
matthewevans5 1 year ago
at 1:00 when he said i need a new place to live, there was a building behind him that said for lease!
Apollo8761 1 year ago
WHAT ABOUT STEVEN :'(
Mitchelldavis88 1 year ago
You're videos are the highlight of my day! haha youtube...
Sporks4life 1 year ago
Why does he always try and talk like Ron burgundy? Why does he think he us funny? Dick!
scummyman71 1 year ago
@scummyman71 What?
MrChillTube 1 year ago
@scummyman71 why do u keep watching his videos if you dont like him, fucken downy
TheEthug 1 year ago
@scummyman71 why do you think your cool for leaving comments like that?
MythicSolider989 1 year ago
/watch?v=57lImv1QFqg&feature=feedf&hd=1
^^^ YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO NOW OTHERWISE U WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!
TRUST ME IT WILL BE WORTH IT NO 5 SECOND WASTE OF UR LIFE SHIT!!!
/watch?v=57lImv1QFqg&feature=feedf&hd=1
Ali100tube 1 year ago
eeeeeep Ive been told I am you.... see for yourself....
TheRAGreenwood 1 year ago
go to bed moon!
lalordibe 1 year ago 35
lol play some HALO!!!! 10/10 OXM BLACK OPS IS 9/10. Just saying. ;)
McGregonator 1 year ago
he walked back and forth down the road, and rambled on about nothing :D
love it
JonSeggie 1 year ago
You fired Steven?!?
redphilip 1 year ago
Moon fail.. haha that's something new =)
Syeal7 1 year ago
Best Video I've seen in ages. Just full of your randomness. Much Love.
lordjamito007 1 year ago
Ufghdhcghv
112244lols 1 year ago
Fuck a T-shirt, give away some Xboxes Toby
itsMinuteMaid 1 year ago
GET THE FUCK OFF MY XBOX WHEN I AM TRYING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC!
psychedelnick1 1 year ago
GOOOD GOD YOU SHOULD SET UP A TOBUSCUS SERVER and i would not stop playing it :D
ZombieB00ze1 1 year ago
i love how you walked around in a circle the whole video... hahaha
lv2dance971 1 year ago
if your not careful a goose will bite you on the rear
Mrdennis1234567 1 year ago
toby turner lol ur awesome oh and black ops ive been playing modern warfare for 3 years now and my top score is 1 killand 141 deaths
matthewcoolguy99 1 year ago
I watched your video for the first time and you remind me of my friend haha! nice vid!
kittycat1000455 1 year ago
I would've favorited this anyways. :D
walktovanish 1 year ago
I'll just uh -THEN-, go ahead and uh -THEN- leave a little post -THEN- here for you -THEN- Toby. Enjoy!
ForeverLethal 1 year ago
25 subs away from 2,000! Swing by my channel check out my gaming videos, I hope you enjoy them!
Don't click unless you like gaming! :D
Playstation3GamingHD 1 year ago
lol! I really enjoy you!
I found you on iJustines video's...
and Im glad.
you are so mator!
iCharliezAngel 1 year ago
The moon was going to a night club... wait what?
lopsidedbrain 1 year ago
Whatever I want? WHATEVER I WANT?!?!?!?!
Bloodalchemistkid 1 year ago
lov it when he says "audience" everytime he says that im like "ok hes a psycho"
GiannicTheGod 1 year ago
I like how he just walks around the same area over and over again...
Parkourfreak809 1 year ago
Toby = Will Ferrell
rtothepandj 1 year ago
wasssup :P
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samuelh100 1 year ago
what a space cadet
shaolindreams 1 year ago
YOUR! SO! RANDOM! :D
NotYouKidd 1 year ago
JACK DUPUIS
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xJawz
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THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!
0adambeachjackdupuis 1 year ago
will Stephen be moving with you :L
flipdotify 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT NEVER SEEN HIGH OUTSIDE HIS WHITE BOX *SHOCKED FACE*
911turbo5 1 year ago
I would like a T-shirt.....Now i am ganna tell a joke... nvm im good
Spiffer2001 1 year ago
hey this guys an asshole hes pretty cool!
creapah 1 year ago
Need 30 more subs for 2,000! Please take a look at my videos! I hope you enjoy them enough to subscribe! :)
Dont click unless you like gaming! :D
Playstation3GamingHD 1 year ago
In minecraft u can punch trees down
95hedgehog 1 year ago
If I could play Black Ops with Tobuscus, I would be soooo happy
barnensbb 1 year ago
post videos of you playing black ops online!!
JohanDoverstal 1 year ago
The audience would have liked to go back to the hard hat area with you! Why did you have to go by yourself Toby!?
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turnitup121 1 year ago
Are you pacing? lol what is your destination?
Kiwiiys3 1 year ago
WAIT IF SHAWN WILL EDIT YOUR VIDEOS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO STEVEN!?!?!?!?
YuGiNation 1 year ago 79
No matter how good Sean is, he doesn't beat STEVEN!
AlanShakles 1 year ago
i have many toby turner dreams Hmmm
RickieNathanMarsden 1 year ago
ROFL! Totally random.
Hey, my neighbors just put their house up for sale, you could move in there :)
And wow, for once I actually sneezed while watching your video. yay for that but sucks cause i'm sick.
BernieBuble 1 year ago
Move to Englandddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd :3
patdfever85 1 year ago
At 0:08 it sounded like he said tinder, and I suddenly find myself very greatly missing the Amnesia videos :(
raydnosaj087 1 year ago
I actually saw the second plane.
x3ICEx 1 year ago
it looks warm there. better then new york:( its fruken freezing here
TheBkeels 1 year ago
@monimayhem113 thats what she said.
TheBkeels 1 year ago
people of colour ftw
jokerclash123 1 year ago