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  • Aw, what was that old guy doing in the middle of the street right before the outro? How cute! Get out of the middle of the street, old guy!

  • @0hereitis like toby's ? converse-like heelys ? :D

  • The second time he said there was a plane, I actually saw it.

  • Toby! I am wearing a hard hat. Why don't you notce me? Ever since the war, you've... you've just ignored me.\. I don't know who you are anymore! WHERE'S THE MAGIC WE HAD IN 2006? D':

  • God, Toby, I've never seen any of your airplanes. You need a detachable $1600 lens to your iphone, so you can zoom in on them.

  • what is toby turners xbox live name....I need to know now....

  • it sounded like he said boner smash 

  • @MONK10021 he doesnt do drugs he has ADHD

  • Toby's ego is his shield? So he's Duke Nukem, sweet!

  • mines hard enough

  • blah bablah bahd akblahh......thats what we needed to comment on right?

  • I would do anything to play one Black Ops or Halo game on live with him..... That'd be awesome...

  • Seriously that little camera affect where the road moves and the feet don't is called.............roller blading, thats right those are roller blades.

  • @HalosouthparkFAN there heelys, not inline skates....just sayin, also rollerblades is a brand not the product, like band-aids. YAY LEARNING NEW POINTLESS THINGS! =D .............................j­eez damit im bored

  • punch trees? what is this, minecraft?

  • this is what i want to post a comment about...

  • But Toby, I'm wearing my Falling Tinder and Other Objects/Physical Objects of Mass repellent.

  • passing tress... lmao

  • I am totally obsessed with you Toby :)

    I love you!

    You're totally amazing...

    And I really want a shirt :D

  • Can we call Sean Stephen?

  • do you think tobys awesome hard hair will protect him from the falling of tinder thumbs up if so

  • do you think tobys awesome hard hair will protect him from the falling of tinder

  • You know what is hard enough...MY DI-

    wait...im a girl...

  • 1:11 wtf someone screamin bloody murder omfg!

  • this was the first lazy-vlog i ever water... then i went back and watched the rest and now i'm all caught up:)

    imofficiallyobsessed. :p

  • blah bu blah bu blah, t shirt now??

  • Ok, I swear on my LIFE I was the guy who complemented him that he was doing good. I didn't want him to feel bad. I was literally going to say "Dude, you freaking suck" but then I thought about it and I was like "Dude, I thought you were going to be way worse than this. I didn't think you'd actually get a kill."! He totally talked about me <3 I LOVE YOU TOBY. He's on my friends list. Don't believe me? Go check out owndudog 's xbl account. That's me :D

  • Then WAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • i was wherein my hard hat in the beginning of this area

  • If you can dodge the 'Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness' you are a pr0

  • You are so funny

    And it's so amazing to see you walking around Santa Monica cuz I live there. You were outside my doctors office :D

  • Painful KDR is painful lol

  • Toby YOUR TEETH ARE SOOOO WHITE

  • did anybody notice that the "boop"was way too loud?

    BTW:

    keep pressing "1" very fast! XD

  • "how's it goin ......exactly" lol!

  • kid, you make me so happy :)

  • ijustine likes buying lots of fruit too ..

  • OHMIGAWD TOBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT U GOT STALKERZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! (americanpatriot43)

  • where do you live at????

  • Are you just walking back and forth?

  • @CrazyconfusedAmanda7 I think one of those cars are his...Not sure why he is just walking around there but thats Toby for you xD

  • 0:19 - 0:24 "That's what she said"

  • minecraft refrence

  • Well I would like to know about your sexuality more . I think you are a California closet case and I bet you love lady gaga. Me too.

  • I'm posting a comment about blahhblahblahblah

  • i want to hear more bonar!

  • i <3 toby and cheeeeesseeee :P

  • Tobuscus, I really want Heelys because of you.

  • @KellieTheHamster omg!! me tooooo! >o<

  • haha, I don't say double hockey sticks, because I'm appropriate! XD

  • The Moon got up for the loo, he went back to sleep after that.

  • He is like, the funniest person ever!

  • Moon Fail!

  • I'm looking for a place behind him for lease

  • T shirt of AWESOMENISS!

  • Your actually very entertaining, good job!!

  • I love how when he's like "I'm looking for a new place to live" there's a big FOR LEASE sign right behind him. Haha!

  • this vlog..only told us you played black ops today..

  • I like you Toby! I also like tv shirts. You are so hypo haha

  • Aww, I was hoping i could scream, " I'M THE 100,000 VIEWER!!!" Dang it! :(

  • There was a place for lease behind you!!

  • saw this video said "99,999 views". That is amazing

  • Dont punch trees!

  • NORTON SMASH

  • my friend is the winner ^w^

    yay, Jess!<3

  • I'm viewer 100,095. That number, for some reason or another, is extremely significant. Give me a t-shirt.

  • Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

    Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

    Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

    Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

    Originally made by GlassPaperBag

    Thumbs up 2 stay on the top

  • I WANT BARBARIAN!

  • I laughed so hard, omg. xD PASSING THE TRESS.

  • it says I was 99,999 though O_O

  • i was viewer 100000!!!! yeeee

  • 99 999 views much?

  • im viewer 99999 how are u 100000 and i want a t shirt

  • i am the 100,000th viewer! prize plz!

  • 00:56

    So uh what am i INTRO OF DARKNESS, THEN REDNESS, THEN WHITENESS doing today? lol :)

  • TOBUSCUS!

  • I Did did did did did did did did did subscribe!

  • a tshirt would make me smile. :D

  • I've been walking for 6 hours and 2 days LOL

  • Toby, toby, toby....

    You need to be a little bit more inapropro... when you said h-e-double hockey sticks... I got a little too excited.

    ps i love you and a tshirt would make me pee my pants (in a good way)

  • Toby should do a vlog stoned! :D

  • @videogamenut1289

    you mean hes not stoned already?!

  • youtube is racist pause at 0:05 in transcribe audio

  • T-Shirt.

    Original isn't it?

  • Toby ADD for the win!!!

  • Im off to buy some fruit. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A MAN.

    thumbs up this comment. i have your child.

  • I posted. MUST.....WIN......T-SHIRT.....­.

  • Move in with iJustine... duh

  • @knightsofni101 they are

  • do you have to comment first for a tee?

  • The dislike bar is the length of Justine Biebers Penis...

    Random :)

  • steven?! please edit the Shawn part ...... STEVEN!! COME OVER HERE!

  • Blah da blah da blah! FREE T-SHIRT! xD lol!

  • I WILL SURVIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEE... not not getting the t-shirt :)

  • No one cares if ur racist its u TOBUSCUS they will love you anyways

  • some men buy fruit, but i prefer vaggies

  • I REQUIRE TOBUSCUS T SHIRT

  • -Off Topic But if you got Sued for how many times you mock a famous person Justin Bieber would be a billionaire Lolz

  • RANDOM ATTEMPT AT WINNING A TSHIRT

    OMFG JUST GIMME A DAMN TSHIRT

  • I was in there, passing tress.

  • haha all epic

  • you're so random. i love it!

  • @jellohotdogwtf not really, I had to take astronomy class in high school and that is like the only thing I got out of it.

  • punch trees you say, well do i have a game for you...The first thing you have to do is tree punching. You should do some Minecraft on your gaming channel.

  • Boner smash xDD

  • ..............did you just yell at the moon???

  • 3:18 - 3:31

    I can see your back :P

  • dude.. do you know how funny life is? imagine a party with a bunch of people and some hot chicks.. you'd talk for hours and hours... trying to get attention. It works of course in this country people LOVE TO TALK.. The guys who's gonna get the more attention will get the hottest chick. So the funny part is that me, at the same party, I'd only say 3 words with my french accent and the result would be even better! Sorry dude but some have to work harder to get things while others... ;)

  • Toby is so cute >:D rofl

  • ♥ cool ♥

  • JACK DUPUIS

    said that

    TobyTurner

    LOVES

    MASTURBATION!!!

    THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!

  • oh toby...

  • My hat is hard enough

  • toby sucks hairy balls ... scummyman71 rocks

  • at 1:00 when he said i need a new place to live, there was a building behind him that said for lease!

  • WHAT ABOUT STEVEN :'(

  • You're videos are the highlight of my day! haha youtube...

  • Why does he always try and talk like Ron burgundy? Why does he think he us funny? Dick!

  • @scummyman71 What?

  • @scummyman71 why do u keep watching his videos if you dont like him, fucken downy

  • @scummyman71 why do you think your cool for leaving comments like that?

  • /watch?v=57lImv1QFqg&feature=f­eedf&hd=1

    ^^^ YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO NOW OTHERWISE U WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!

    TRUST ME IT WILL BE WORTH IT NO 5 SECOND WASTE OF UR LIFE SHIT!!!

    /watch?v=57lImv1QFqg&feature=f­eedf&hd=1

  • eeeeeep Ive been told I am you.... see for yourself....

  • go to bed moon!

  • lol play some HALO!!!! 10/10 OXM BLACK OPS IS 9/10. Just saying. ;)

  • he walked back and forth down the road, and rambled on about nothing :D

    love it

  • You fired Steven?!?

  • Moon fail.. haha that's something new =)

  • Best Video I've seen in ages. Just full of your randomness. Much Love.

  • Ufghdhcghv

  • Fuck a T-shirt, give away some Xboxes Toby

  • GET THE FUCK OFF MY XBOX WHEN I AM TRYING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC!

  • GOOOD GOD YOU SHOULD SET UP A TOBUSCUS SERVER and i would not stop playing it :D

  • i love how you walked around in a circle the whole video... hahaha

  • if your not careful a goose will bite you on the rear

  • toby turner lol ur awesome oh and black ops ive been playing modern warfare for 3 years now and my top score is 1 killand 141 deaths

  • I watched your video for the first time and you remind me of my friend haha! nice vid!

  • I would've favorited this anyways. :D

  • I'll just uh -THEN-, go ahead and uh -THEN- leave a little post -THEN- here for you -THEN- Toby. Enjoy!

  • 25 subs away from 2,000! Swing by my channel check out my gaming videos, I hope you enjoy them!

    Don't click unless you like gaming! :D

  • lol! I really enjoy you!

    I found you on iJustines video's...

    and Im glad.

    you are so mator!

  • The moon was going to a night club... wait what?

  • Whatever I want? WHATEVER I WANT?!?!?!?!

  • lov it when he says "audience" everytime he says that im like "ok hes a psycho"

  • I like how he just walks around the same area over and over again...

  • Toby = Will Ferrell

  • wasssup :P

  • Hey brilliant video.

    Everyone check my video out it is a Vodafone Rap that i did with my friends in college for a project

    Thanks

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  • what a space cadet

  • YOUR! SO! RANDOM! :D

  • JACK DUPUIS

    said that

    xJawz

    LOVES

    MASTURBATION!!!

    THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!!!

  • will Stephen be moving with you :L

  • HOLY SHIT NEVER SEEN HIGH OUTSIDE HIS WHITE BOX *SHOCKED FACE*

  • I would like a T-shirt.....Now i am ganna tell a joke... nvm im good

  • hey this guys an asshole hes pretty cool!

  • Need 30 more subs for 2,000! Please take a look at my videos! I hope you enjoy them enough to subscribe! :)

    Dont click unless you like gaming! :D

  • In minecraft u can punch trees down

  • If I could play Black Ops with Tobuscus, I would be soooo happy

  • post videos of you playing black ops online!!

  • The audience would have liked to go back to the hard hat area with you! Why did you have to go by yourself Toby!?

  • Are you pacing? lol what is your destination?

  • WAIT IF SHAWN WILL EDIT YOUR VIDEOS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO STEVEN!?!?!?!?

  • No matter how good Sean is, he doesn't beat STEVEN!

  • i have many toby turner dreams Hmmm

  • ROFL! Totally random.

    Hey, my neighbors just put their house up for sale, you could move in there :)

    And wow, for once I actually sneezed while watching your video. yay for that but sucks cause i'm sick.

  • Move to Englandddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddd :3

  • At 0:08 it sounded like he said tinder, and I suddenly find myself very greatly missing the Amnesia videos :(

  • I actually saw the second plane.

  • it looks warm there. better then new york:( its fruken freezing here

  • @monimayhem113 thats what she said.

  • people of colour ftw