Atheist Nightmare: Sexy Banana

[SuperBspb]

This is much easier to masturbate to than the original video.

[Miguel11adjr]

i love her 

[PaladinswordSaurfang]

yeah suck that, bitch ohh yeahh keep sucking...

[405TwujHuj947]

Banana Akbar! I will take her as my 4th wife and glorify god

[ImTheWiseGuy]

I, for one, am all for our attractive, atheistic, banana-eating female overlords.

All joking about the attractive girl in the video aside, though, this was hilarious!

[WarmachineVengeance]

So this is the chick TheAmazingAtheist made that sex tape for!

[HillDueceua]

good call not cutting the video but the shitty techno music was a fucking bad idea

[XenovannHellwolf]

Slut.

[fuhkpigs]

How is this sexy?

She can't even deepthroat.

[ApostateOfTheDamned]

Holy crap that banana was so scary!

[fraterlucifer888]

pron fer Jezus

[ImTheWiseGuy]

@fraterlucifer888 N00b, it's spelled "pr0n." -1 Internetz.

[Stonegoal]

I think I'm in love.

[TADahar]

Banana Akbar! I will take her as my 4th wife and glorify god's beautiful work by covering her face up in a burlap sack with a slit cut in it. Jac Se Mash!

[JohnnyKidder]

If god didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have made our penises fit so perfectly in our hands

[Bluevetteboy2012]

@JohnnyKidder Or in womens mouths!!!

[monkeymantube]

If your trying to make a bible speech, you should also know that if you look at a women (or man if your a female, or gay) and think she is cute you are sortive, kinduv giving into lust!

[inkkus91]

DAMN Nature, you scary! :3

[religiousabuse]

OHH YAH YOU EAT THAT BANNA YOU DIRTY BITCH LOL

[HolyCity2012]

Laugh Out Loud! WTF?!



[bottlecapbill19]

Catholic girls keep it tight for Jesus.

[haycockjeff]

She is sexy.

[basilization1]

I wonder why God designed the penis the same shape.

[DarkHorse0863]

Atheists nightmare my ass. I'm an atheist.

This is an atheists dream.

[heffelump202]

Well I'm convinced god is real

[haohyou12]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[baadshepherd]

I feel like such a pathetic person now, was I really just turned on by a chick eating?

[LegionIscariot]

I don't know why but I'm strangely aroused. It can't be because of Ray Comfort's voice, something else, I just can't put my finger on it...

[hanspeterpitsch]

I always thought god would come before me, but I was first!!

[megaramsey2010]

thats what atheist wants life to be all about,young girls playing with bananas looooooool WE REALLY GET WHERE YOU COME FROM. and what is it you are going after. but come on, you have to be real. there has to be more to life than just that. i really now believe that atheist do use their heads but the Q is which HEAD? lol

[baadshepherd]

@megaramsey2010 You thought that was a witty remark didn't you? I'm pretty sure it's obvious that 98% of the people enjoying this video are men, and just so you know, I'm pretty sure Christian men have penises. MEN are aroused by attractive women, regardless of religion, what you do with those feelings is more closely related to your religion. Religious men will look and be ashamed, I being an atheist, would ask what she was doing after finishing the banana without shame.

[tnoble711]

I watched..every...bite

[zippy476]

There is a god.

[haohyou12]

I enjoyed this.

[RapeJesusWithAStick]

I believe

[aspiredrotary]

Don't eat bananas like that until you are at least 18.

[blamu2]

the rest with techno lol

[MrTownKiller]

lol

[granddad2002]

hahahahahaha.

[mkni123]

NOM NOM NOM

[TheFaceOfJohnPants]

i came... for god

[marsbarz]

If Kirk Cameron used this girl to sell Creationism, he'd have more success.

[72dew]

pause at 0:26

[erictwalton]

BANANASSS!!!!

[nmarchesano]

If a good God needed to prove how good he really is by getting rid of evil in our world, he'd have to get rid of almost everyone who perpetuates evil and blasphemes against Him. Do people who complain about the evil in the world really want God to do this? I think they should think again...

[nmarchesano]

If a good God needed to prove how good he really is by getting rid of evil in our world, he'd have to get rid of almost everyone who perpetuates evil and blasfemes against Him. Do people who complain about the evil in the world really want God to do this? I think they should think again...

[Spectre1995]

You can have my banana.

[itstonymacaroni]

This is the best video on YouTube. Praise Baby Jesus.

[PseudoSarcasm]

O... M... G... I have finally seen the light! God MUST exist, because bananas are awesome!

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Sorry about this, but your cleavage was more attractive to me than the commentary. I apologize for that.

[CanadianTimaa]

THUMBS UP FOR HOT TECHNO BANANA GIRL

[TaffyAlpha]

wow. I'm a gay teen and i thought she was pretty cute eating that banana.

[SPRSC15]

love the ending techno. :)

[fubarded]

I've never been so turned on by someone eating a banana.

[SeraphicSin]

If she "peeled" my banana, it would certainly squirt in her face.

[TheHellRaider]

@SeraphicSin if she "peeled" your banana you would probably bleed to death.

[SeraphicSin]

@TheHellRaider

I'm desperate at this point, I don't care anymore. ):

[ivanlagrossemoule]

Congratulations, you are now a paedophile.

[MoonKittenJD]

this is so hot lol

[sdewolfe]

Hey Jenna, how are you feeling post op?

Woops

[freethinker923]

haha i can't believe she put that on her head

[rhythmyx]

haha!  i think I'm in love :)

[rhythmyx]

haha!  i think I'm in love :)

[keverinkarama]

ew yeah baby. eat that big banana. so hot.

[Salmo77]

Ladies are ever sexier when they are CLEVER!...Like you, sexy lady! ;)

[gapanlilio33]

ROFLMAO

[Tasuret]

Please be 18.

[la2111]

Disgraceful!!! Us atheists need to put forward rational, logical arguments LOL

[Pointycrown]

it was great until she put banana peel on her head and then techno came on

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

I cant ....stop....watching.....she is........too fucking sexy.... my mind is melting........... oh no, I cant get up from my chair........son of a bitch, even with the banana peel on her head I would still do such unspeakable things to that girl...el oh el

Ok, I rambled enough.. the video ended so I can think again.. my apologies xD hahah

[crackkyadome]

@CRUSH3Rdlux Wow man... You sound like a virgin

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

@crackkyadome

And you sound like a big strong man, would you like to show me things Ive never seen before?

[crackkyadome]

@CRUSH3Rdlux Will do... Do you have a sister over the age of 18 with whom I can demonstrate these things to you?

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

@crackkyadome

You know you want this fat man ass...... dont deny your lascivious desires

[VenomOXP]

"Notice the way God made this girl good looking so as to attract multiple men..." [what say you of homely looking fatties though?] lol enjoyed this.

[sweetmonkeylove1]

I really enjoyed watching you eat that banana.

[Meraneus]

Please be 18, if not I'm burning in hell. I don't believe in hell, but I'll still burn in it.

[ebrak47]

That's the most painful banana eating I've seen so far.

[Blueicm]

Well at least there is a hot looking girl in this video. Call me :)

[megaton666]

DAMN you're hot

[Dustencumbie]

hey..my dick fit perfectly in my hand while i watched this video..

the contents did however squirt me in the face as i peeled it

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

ray comfort masterbates to this every night

[chikechild]

eat that banana for Jesus!

[itzahazylife]

her sitting on my face = an atheist in heaven.

[nextgenvids]

Smexi

[renano95]

lol tits or gtfo

[darnhelm]

If that's what u call an atheism..sign me in..

[Mitsuraga]

Y'know, if you consider their argument, they're implying that bananas are the only food that their god made for human consumption.

[madskillz1o1]

@Mitsuraga yeah, apparently god hates coconuts.

[Acrimonator]

As i already said, atheist girls are far more sexy than believers... Lucky us...

[1971SuperLead]

Just when I'm feeling pretty good about my life, I have to see this video and realize how truly ugly, lonely, poor, old, dirty, empty and just plain sad I really am.

I'm gonna watch this video again and again too.

[runito75]

Hey. The techno absolutley destroyed the video.

Why did you do that?

Bad bad bad.

[nothing4224]

oh man fucking hot! is she 12?

[AndrosForever]

now THIS video, is a sign that god does in fact exist!

[1971SuperLead]

@AndrosForever Amen brother.

[Acrimonator]

@AndrosForever and she's a girl... XD

[JuniorDExchangecore]

That banana looks yummy.

[MrMagicAddict]

Hey, Its a banana...

[Driftytramper]

your suppossed to deep throat the banana to make it sexy you retarded bitch

[Acrimonator]

@Driftytramper wow, i can feel the frustration...

[Quartrez]

Uh, she can't eat a banana normally, right ? Or is it so good it's causing her to have some orgasm ?

[LAnonHubbard]

0:39. "When you pull the tab the contents don't squirt in your face".

If the girl in the video was pulling my banana tab I couldn't offer a guarantee such as that.

[EdikShepherd]

I JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.

lol this was a hilarious video

[SuperImready]

That fetching lass made a believer out of me. Hallelujah!

[phalluses]

bish, you 3/10 but i'll destroy your vagina either way

[curea229]

Cute chick. What was the topic again?

[sheppaul]

atheist wet dream

[sheppaul]

great gal great video, she needed to WORK the banana as a whole more.

[cuteycindyhoney]

Banana hat!

[torrent1337]

dayummmmmmmmmmmmmm

[amsterdamob]

There's no such thing as blue balls on the internet.

[LambadLambadLambda]

She's jail bait.

[alchemistxp2]

she is cute!

[brickmastertube]

lmao

[Citabria007]

The Banana was shaped liked that cause God created it perfectly so Christian women can hold it with their hand and shove it down there pussy and its even hooked so it can go in nicely without hurting! God is perfect.. he knows Christian men can't satisfy Christian women. Jesus knows everything...even women's pussies and how to satisfy them.

[Chaotischesneutrales]

LMFAO you sir, are brilliant.

[Cursor102]

Additional note: The curve of the banana also allows the Christian woman to hit the G-spot in their pussy perfectly. Bravo!

[cicada135]

Yeah and you forgot to mention they are curved to stimulate the G spot too......cos christian men dont even know what that is, let alone where to find it.

[GiantArapaima74]

@Citabria007

Well i'd imagine abstinence to be lonely, BUT god has already thought of that.

[SweetEmilyable]

@Citabria007 True Christian woman are happy in marriage by Christian man and there is no better life then that,o and sex is best when you know your man is faithful

always.

[nosajj12345]

@SweetEmilyable Just because a man is Christian does not mean he will be faithful. Sorry to burst your bubble, but thats just how it goes.

[waldoman7]

@nosajj12345 well, religion aside people who stick to virginity untill marriage almost never break up, and if they share strong religious convictions that's only further reinforcement. so evils of christianity aside, i'm sure PRACTICING christians have an almost perfect marriage success rate.

[nosajj12345]

@waldoman7 The divorce rate in the U.S. is about 50%. Now since Christians are the majortiy then the majority of those who marry must be Christian thereby epresenting a good portion of that 50%. "PRACTICING" by no means implies perfection!! Also, its a fact that nearly 100% of all Christian teens who take chastity vows fail miserably at keeping them. Sorry, but the thing about "practicing" Christians having perfect marriage rates is being blown right out of your rear!! LOL

[waldoman7]

@nosajj12345

well i'm not sure practicing is the right word. I mean real believers. Most christians in america just go through the motions because they were raised to it. Certainly most teens don't believe at all. Regarding chastity, about 80% of my friends in college were virigins when i met them, and barely half of them were even christian! yet most of them did cite moral reasons of some sort. so yes, it can be done and IS done more frequently than you realize.

[marsbarz]

@Citabria007

That is fucking harsh.

[iamimiPod]

Yum! Bananas!

[biscoito1r]

wow you look sexy

[AzureFlameElk]

fail

[7omnia7]

I'd gladly stick my banana in your mouth

[jonny0204]

Woah, porn on youtube.

[chris42576]

I like this video a lot better than the original.

[postfundie]

wonderful video

[colorsinscenes]

you are attractive.

[pmarie2003]

Haha! Is that a crucifix around her neck?

[talon20]

how old?

[TeslasRadio]

Thats what I was wondering, too. What is our society coming to?

[Nombly]

Don't ya just wanna eat her up.

[hoopmajik]

lol who cares pussy's pussy

high5!

[Jorgenfork2]

Thanks for the comment...i think...

[dfarmer1584]

Well, this is better than the lame original on her channel--at least there is some point here.

P.S. I hope she's over 18, otherwise I'd be feeling kinda yucky about now.