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  • Wgats ta hane

  • They eat kitten instead of making cute and funny videos of them !!??

    Filthy dwarves.. I was almost going to like this game, but it's over. :(

    Thanks for making this tutorial anyways. :)

  • @ceyceycey21 You dont have to eat them.

  • @Blockminer1337 I see. But it is still creepy that you can do it, and if you it helps :D

  • I spent 3 hours on tutorials and stuff and i still cant play it xD

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  • 2:30 fisherdwarf?

  • Eating the kitteh??? D-:

  • I'm really good at setting up my team, now if I can actually get them to DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN KILL EACH-OTHER OFF, that would be nice

  • @ResidentEvilSpore i know i'm late, but i love your comment.

  • @Cridant1 thanks, I've learned a lot since then, although I recently had a dwarf tear off all of his clothes then proceed to beat my military to death with a sock

  • What release is this? I've tried following the setup you provide but the options are different. You have less starting points to use on skills/objects, and the objects themselves are different in some cases.

  • I can't believe I'm saying this... But this is fucking epic! Minecraft is fun, but it doesn't have the civilization aspect this has...

  • @Cheeso33 I cam here from MC as well... it's definitely got potential to be epic.

  • Huh, I pressed F and nothing happened. At all.

    It even says it's supposed to let you name your fortress, yet nothing happens.

  • @T1melimit it's really shift F, it's case sensitive

  • This is a game about amagination because with such poor quality graphics... your gonna need AAMMMAAAGGGIINNAAATTTIIIOOONNN­N *hhmm* *hhmm* spongebob joke!

  • where did you get this and how much did it cost

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 Donate me a thousand dollars and ill tell you.

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 Googleit

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 Try google.

    It's free, but one of the best games ever.

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 Google is THE answer.

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 free on bay12 games

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 it is free

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 its free google it

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 he got it from bay 12 games, and it doesn't cost anything

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 Tried google? its a magickal page where you can find almost anything

  • @M4ST3RCH13F98 Ever heard of google?

  • THIS GAME LOOKS MORE BORING THAN MY PROGRAMMING COURSE WTF

  • @Bletzkarn AND YET IT IS MORE ADDICTING THAN METH

  • You guys are probably running out of points. Keep in mind this video is almost 3 years old and from an old version. Watch the new DFVIDTUTS2011 vid, or atleast the first 20 minutes of it for updated info.

  • I seem to be having a similar problem as Crabtech...except that I can change the skills of only two dwarves, and then I can't change anymore. I'm only doing the same amount as captnduck, up to proficient. Have aborted one game. Bug?

  • 1 day wasted to generate and make good spot for my dwarf's

  • "How can you eat a cat?!" (-5 Karma). Maybe that is why all dwarf fortresses fall.

  • Just imagine your dog, getting taken into battle.

    the nest day you get handed a strip of meat.

  • I'm on a laptop, playing the latest version of Dorf Fortress, can someone help me? I press the plus-minus keys and nothing happens. I have a built in numpad on my keyboard but it doesnt seem to work. Any ideas?

  • @CrabtechIndustries Make sure numlock is enabled? Or if you are on a laptop that the function key to turn it on has been pressed

  • catsplosion sounds funny but it also sounds like it would piss me off really bad.

  • how do I do things I need - and + for, if I use a laptop?

  • went to this walkthrough to learn how to dig, and now I learn all this 0.o

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  • this game is a piece of shit all it does is crash.

  • @Dusty2084 Get a better computer and try again.

  • Holy shit this game is in depth.

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  • Does anyone know if dogs can still breed if they're trained and assigned to someone?

  • Perch is in translation to czech „Okoun" and that's name of one best goalkeepers of ice hockey

  • WTF IS GOING ON

  • Anyone still having problems with this should really check out the first 30 minutes of my DFVIDTUTS2011 basics movie. The lazy newb pack solves a lot of problems.

  • how come it never asked me to choose and spend points on professions and items?

  • @phillipdogyface You might have pressed play instead of prepare for the journey

  • @phillipdogyface Watch and listen to the video again, he'll tell you.

  • I never knew how complex this game was

  • DEMONBUTTER OF DIAMOND SPEARS!!!!

  • how did u start with an iron anvil?

  • @morbid915 Your area probably doesn't have access to iron, so you can't take an iron anvil. You have two options: take a steel anvil, or generate a new world where metals aren't as rare.

  • Eating kittens? i was like, WTF is this? then i Lold, then i downloaded the game

  • @NeedForMadnessSVK You sound like a Dwarf already, welcome aboard!

  • captnduck, the points are now MUCH MUCH lower in the version I have. what do you recommend?

  • I am in a laptop how can i add ? i know hot to make the sign + ( Shift + = ) but it doesn't work on the game

  • thiss game looks rediculasly epic but when i go to the site and download it it says aplication not found and i cant play... please help...

  • @phillipdogyface Did you download the right version for your operating system?

  • @JudicatorDagon i has windows but now i have a better unziper so i opened it and when i ran the Dwarf Fortress.exe file it said fmodex.dll not found and i cant play

  • I'm using a Swedish keyboard and for some reason the + key doesn't increase the dwarves proficiency. I've checken online for "English keyboard" images but drew a blank as to what button I'm supposed to use. Anyone care to enlighten me?

  • @HLGViper Im getting the same exact thing, I have a typical English keyboard. . .ive searched on google all over the place and cant find even a slight hint.

  • @HLGViper Either you have a keybinding issue, where you should be pressing shift =, or just =, or you have no embark points left.

  • @JudicatorDagon

    On a swedish keyboard, "=" is shift + 0 already so I can't press "shift + =". Game is unplayable for me atm since some keys don't work.

  • Haha, transcribe audio when he was talking about needing a mason to make stalinist statues

  • This is probably one of the best videos ever with Transcribe audio.

  • That is some poor spelling :P

  • your dutch???

  • when i saw "the breakfast" i laughed to myself. "demonbutter the breakfast"

  • This spear cuts through diamonds like a knife made of butter!

    ...Er, wait.

  • Some dwarves still have remaining points, why did you not spend them?

  • @lovekristie If you have not found the answer yet it is because 1. He needed points to get items, 2. You can train your dwarves to do anything in the game even if you didn't put points into it in the beginning. So with that spending all of the points is unnecessary

  • The Angry Poets Of Immortality, f*ck yeah!

  • In order to add skills or anything I need to press the + - on my number pad. Problem: I have a Mac and I don't have a number pad. There IS a mac version of this game, so it should work somehow, I'm just not sure how... This is an immense game and it's intimidating enough without secret keys I need to find and press.

    Help please?

  • @AngryPirateProd good news press escape and key bind the + and - signs instead to (shift and - and shift and +) this will fix it. You will have to press shift to add or remove but its better than not being able to at all :)

  • demon butter for your bread

  • My brain...

  • poor kitties :(

  • Where are you from? You sound like you're Swiss or Dutch.

  • I lolled at evil McDonald's.

  • ok now everything is fine I downloaded other debugged version

  • I've got a problem: always when I take prepare yourself I'm pressing F and I cant name the fortress and when I'm pressing G I cant name the dwarfs group

  • @damyzs You have to press a capital F and G.

  • Who doesn't know what a mason or carpenter is?

  • demon butter lol

  • mine is daggerangels of blood its the best :D

  • The spear is now DIAMONDS

  • b-b-but i love catsplosions!

    though i do not play the game, seems confusing. i will try though!

  • 2 cat?

    2 cat! 

  • now i can see why minecraft is so inspired in this game

  • EATING KITTENS?!?

  • Interesting pronounce I must say... Where's it from?

  • @emperusDS It's dutch.

  • "Demonarches. Sounds like an evil McDonalds." - Win.

  • @ildamos win....? WIN!!!!

  • CaptnDuck, question for you, as a newbie player, do you recommend I play the most recent release off the DF site? I've found it to be a little bit buggy, i.e. crashing occasionally. Are any of the older releases better for this? And if so, am I better off going with the newer version anyway due to the added features? Ta

  • is there a way to enlargen the game? Not the window, but the game. It's so tiny on my screen.

  • Sweet! A text based game! Screw those easy-to-play graphics those other games use, I'd much prefer to stare at grey text on a black background instead.

  • @xXxRiskuxXx I could tell everything I need from the characters in this game, I don't need to know how many buttons Jakal has on his shirt, and Most of it comes with intuition, something that you will get eventually when you grow up.

  • @TheFireMiner I'm not saying the game is hard to understand, but I would never choose a text-based game over a game with real graphics.

  • @xXxRiskuxXx Looking over my post, I think my lack of sleep had the better of me. I do get where you're coming from but in my opinion, and a lot of other people, The gameplay more than outweighs the graphics and I don't know if it would have the same feel, so sorry for sounding so harsh.

  • 4 CAT

  • Demonbutter, the Spear of Diamonds.

    Best name ever.

  • I love games like this because you start off with almost nothing and then later you can show off a huge empire or an amazing character, then your friends will play and they will have their own unique kingdom or character too! its awesome!

  • Hey Duck are you still an active DF player? Can you make a video of all the additions from updates from the past 2 years?

  • @NarutBandit way ahead of you man. Look at my channel page.

  • I know this was made liek 3 years ago. But why didnt you Bring Male and Female Dogs instead of DOG. ?

  • @LtVictor1 because its random, im pretty sure you only get DOG

  • Made about 4 worlds until i found a good spot in one of them that finally didnt have an aquifer.

  • Every time I make a new world and search for the flux stone, no aquifier ect it gives me a really crappy spot :( No trees or wildlife and things like that. So annoying.

  • @Sasherra You using DF2010? thats normal in that :/ best to look around yourself for a place with flux stone, obsidian, sand and and no aquifers.

  • do what i do, assign one of your dwarves to be a stone crafter, and keep him in an enclosed area with a massive pile of stones, and bins.

    Instant trade goods AND you get to clear all that messy stone off the floor

  • don't need to read if you never heard of it but this fuzed with minecraft in some way would be very epic

  • evil mc. donalds? lol

  • so what should I have in my fortress to start out with other then the stuff in the video?

  • Could you explain why it's a good idea to leave the dwarves with some skill points unallocated?

  • THEY EAT CATS AND USE DOGS AS MEAT SHEILDS?! thats AWFUL!

  • @TyylerS Actually i use them as dinner for my dwarves to. Dwarves love some kitten meat.

  • @captnduck and it's a great way to prevent catsplosions

  • @captnduck wow the phrase "everytime you masturbate god kills as kitten" is true but false also overtime you masturbate a dwarf fortress player sends a kitten to the butchershop lol

  • @captnduck Bless any migration wave that brings cats with them, I love cats...mmmmh.

  • @captnduck  What version do you have?

  • @captnduck D: your dwarves are sick... :(

  • @TyylerS thats dwarf fortress for you.

  • @TyylerS well, how about USE DWARVES AS MEAT SHIELDS!!!!

  • Am I the only one who can understand what He is saying?

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  • How do you have so many points?

  • @thebikers He sold something.

  • Brilliant tutorial videos. So helpful. Thanks very much.

  • Phew. After two DF tutorial videos i need some good sleep. My brain is like "Zomg-wtf?!! agghhhh"

    Okay. Two months and i guess i will understand how this game works...

  • i have no numpad and the +- dont work even on other keyboards i need help.

  • @metaleater9 you need to remap the +- keys... press escape and go to configure keys or something and you should be able to map +- to something else. I had to do that on my keyboard to get anything done at all. try just pressing the +- keys while remapping them, and see if they show up as something else.

  • Oh wow, thanks for making these. Seriously, I am having a hell of a time figuring out what is happening, and this is helping a lot.

  • I was just waiting for the Space Inventory to open up

  • I had no idea your starting dwarves skills shared points with your starting items! I've followed other tutorials to get into dwarf fortress, but these videos are very informative.

    It's nice having someone go through the steps visually and describe everything, unlike text tutorials with pictures of what you "should see", which usually isn't what you actually do see.

  • I spent like an hour making my Group The Spears of Thunder and My fortress Hammerfell the Realm of Thunder

  • Eating kittens? Wow, this game is HARDCORE.

  • I think my friend might hunt me down and remove my eyes if I don't play this game.

  • i fail to see how people do not understand this man. at no point am i incapable of deciphering what he is saying.

  • @MashinBug it's a bunch of uncultured kids who have never bothered to listen to anyone with a different accent than their own.

  • @MashinBug Sound is kinda quiet, but that's it.

  • @MashinBug some of us have accents of our own, making it very hard to understand what he says without rewinding the video a few times. This is because we are used to hearing the language in our own accent as well as the native accent.

  • @Chaosium lol are you joking? I can understand every word he's saying.

  • In the screen in which u choose dogs, cats and stuff and N button which pops the "new" screen, doesnt work?

  • it dosent let me use find area on map

    why?

  • LMFAO @ 5:22 Catsplosion! and kittens are a great addition too the dwarf diet... too funny.

  • Proficient mason and carpenter? isn't there a risk of them annexing a building and not happening? Later on that's probably not an issue but I'd think right away one dwarf deciding to make a special project would hurt productivity of the fortress.

  • does anyone know why my +-keys on my mac wont work for this game?

  • For some reason you are forced to use the numpad. If you have a USB keyboard, it should be no problem. Otherwise, you will have to use the Function ("fn") button and use the keypad that way. If you dont know where those keys are, try googling it.

  • @2pacbiggie4334 remap the keys, you should be able to without using the +- keys. I had to on my macbook.

  • Spear in dwarf language = lokum

    Lokum in danish = Toilet

  • are you implying that spears are garbage? :P

  • its extremely useful to buy turtles rather than perch/other meat at the beginning because the shells are used so often in moods

  • do you know if there's an alternate key for + and - if your keyboard dose not have a number pad? (Excellent tutorial btw:)

  • @Slysheen you can rebind them to different keys

  • Demonbutter the Spear of Diamonds?! LOL!

  • I choose at most one kitten.

  • lmao 2 cat !!!11!

  • Demonbutter the Breakfast of Kings

  • omg had to stop when I read "catsplosion" I just pictured like a barrel or a house exploding and pouring forth a multitude of cats

  • your voice is lovely man. the Dutch accent is lovely

  • thanks a lot for your videos! they make it a lot easier to understand this game :)

  • Demon, butter the bread

  • 4 cats!?

    MADNESS! *thermonuclear catsplosion*

  • super helpful, i was wondering why my brother started out with 2 good miners and i only got 1

  • Demonbutter the Spear of Diamonds.

    STRIKE THE EARTH

  • LOL 4 CAT

  • 2CAT LOL!!!

  • DON't EAT CATS! lol

  • This is too complicated for me. And yes, i ascended it nethack.

  • MY GOD WHAT AM I WATCHING

    What is this?

  • lolz @ demonbutter