The Book of Mormon (The Musical) - Joseph Smith American Moses

[ArchiesCrush]

I listened to this song months ago when I first wanted to hear some music from this musical. I was like "Wtf....." Tonight, I finally listened to the whole soundtrack in order and it makes so much more sense now. HAHA. Amazing.

[piguy314159]

"OH, FUCK!" xD

[cenationofvipers]

@microbioguy74 as a former Christian(Catholic) I feel I would laugh harder if it was about them. They are ridiculous. Drink the blood of your Savior ummm so you're a cult of vampires that's cool

[cenationofvipers]

Soft core porn at 2:08? Haha

[cenationofvipers]

Ooopstate

[Zacml123]

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! I AM BRIGHAM YOUNG

[samuriguy909]

12 people have clit faces

[maxeggg]

What will you do Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris man?

[spawnofwheezedog]

Take these fucking golden plates!

[tweepixie]

i just can´t stop singing this song!!!

[milwanevidencee]

AND WE FIGHT THE OPPRESSION BY BEING NICE TO EVERYONE

i'm going to nyc at the end of august and i'm currently looking for tickets ugh it's all so expensive haha

[TheRickybobby1990]

SAALLT-A-LAKE-A-CITTTY!



[Zacml123]

@TheRickybobby1990 sal tlay ka siti

[potterbroadwayfan92]

Is it bad that I am jamming to this.

[krisreyes]

[SONG LYRIC]

[YTJRBC2]

Compassion, Curtesy, LETS BE REALLY FUCKING POLITE TO EVERYONE!!!

[tglass55]

glorious

[loqutor]

A village called Oopstet New York.

[mallen92506]

Let's be really fucking nice to everyone!

[Stantzs]

laughed so hard i threw up, make sure you listen to the Making Stuff Up song before you hear this one though.

[TWhitey89]

And they danced with Ewoks!

[TWhitey89]

No no joseph! don't fuck da babay!

[MrOliwa]

"Joseph Smith, Do not fuck a baby"

[MrOliwa]

I want to see this scene from the play.

[MrOliwa]

I want to see the this song in the play.

[DoubleAize]

This song sounds inspired by "Small house of Uncle Thomas" from the King and I. A group of Siamese people perform Uncle Tom's Cabin to a group of British, but they misinterpret the story.

[kwazadilla]

this song is not about mormons, it's about africans.

[Slipstream720]

@kwazadilla not at all, half of this shit is what mormans actually believe.

[PWNGEoftheGODS]

"JOSEPH! TAKE THESE FUCKING GOLDEN PLATES!" lol so funny.

[mawehe63]

loved at the end "joseph smith fucked frog, brigham young clit face, shit come out they butt, jesus says fuck, fuck, mormons."

[mawehe63]

the dysentery part was just hilarious

[AIReject]

NO NO JOSEPH! DON'T FUCK THE BABY!

God, I don't know why I find that the most funny.

[mawehe63]

@AIReject because its the funniest part of course =D

[wickedboy27]

I can not lie this is hilarious!!! but a little too much cursing for my taste.lol.

[JoshShaps]

To everyone who hates this musical, I say

4:05

[bearwithprettyhair]

Uh.. to the novel of comments below:

Who cares? People think what they like, no matter what anyone says.

[edolder]

One reason people don't care about Mormon history is that they know the religion endorsed racism. How do Blacks feel when they find out that they were not considered good enough by the Mormon god to go to Heaven. Difficult to reconcile. Anybody care to explain what the Blacks did to get to go to Heaven starting in the 1970's?

[youmama143]

what do you mean its the Mormons turn? our beloved prophet was martyrd because of his faith, homes burned, people tortured etc! I wish people would read our history before judging. we have a right to worship as we please just like any other religion! i think this musical is actually pretty funny so far. we have sense of humors. read The Book of Mormon! It will change your life! but kudos to Matt and Trey! some of this music is funny.

[johnnymacgap]

The problem with religious zealots now a days is that they are too serious. God gave them faith and took away their sense of humor. It has been open season on Jews and Catholics for years and rightfully so. Now it's the Morman's turn and what better subject material could a comedian ask for? Trey Parker, Matt Stone and the rest of the creative team are geniuses. South Park, Team America and now The Book of Morman, brilliant!!!!!!!

[55cyberspace]

8 people missed out on dancing with Ewoks

[RadiantNeedle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH got de golden plates!

[paex18]

Joseph Smit. Magical Aids Frog. Briiigham Young. Frog on his clit face!

[Gryfu1]

God saw the 8 dislikes on this video and made those 8 people fuck frogs.

[MrHauntedman13]

@microbioguy74 Really? All religions have some sort of warped human sense that makes them less realistic to those who don't believe, and this being from Matt and Trey, they have already run the jewish and catholic gammit many times on different projects. And, many of those jokes were also funny. Also, with a name like microbioguy74, shouldn't you be laughing the most. After all, all signs of your name point to darwinism, christian's worst enemy...

[Jinxerz010792]

You speak about Darwin like he was the founder of a religion. The man just proposed a theory to explain species variation. The scientific community ran with it, and the evidence has piled up after some 150 years, but not without countless challenges to try and poke at its veracity, all of which have either failed, or improved our understanding of the mechanisms behind species variation. It's not like Biologists have magic Darwin underpants or dedicate a day of the week to worship him.

[microbioguy74]

disgusting. What if this was about jews or baptists or any other religion? Not funny.

[pwfabulous]

@microbioguy74 It would be even more funny if this was about Baptists. All religions are silly.

[hughjarrse]

@microb "disgusting. What if this was about jews or baptists or any other religion? Not funny." c'mon matey ALL religion is funny, and the more serious people are about religion the funnier it is, I guess Mormonism is more ridiculous because it was made up less than 200yrs ago, we assumed the ignorance of bronze age fairy tales had waned, but c'mon golden plates that only Jo can see and they disappeared once he had copied them (made the story up) wouldn't you have to be a bit touched to buy it

[TDRloid]

@microbioguy74 The show isn't meant to make fun of Mormons. It just points out that religion shouldn't be taken literally, and should instead be used to bring hope, faith, and create a moral code. This song in particular is the result of mis-teachings by an Elder who does not know the story of Joseph Smith by heart and improvises the story from what he knows and from the problems that the Ugandans face (raping children, sickness, forced circumcisions), in order to bring some hope to the people.

[FenixFierProductions]

@TDRloid You are everything that's right with the world right now

[Psionandon]

Joseph Smith's Magical AIDS Frog would be an AWESOME band name.

[motleydrue666]

hahaha joseph smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon brigham young's clit face :)

[loqutor]

Let's be really fucking polite to everyone!

[Kellyhahahable]

JOSEPH SMITH DO NOT FUCK THAT BABY!!!!!!!



[frymahhide1982]

4 people's villages are shit

[radwiimp]

The 'fucking golden plates' line is the one that makes me laugh the hardest for some reason. The whole song is hilarious.

[zero705]

Take these fucking golden plates!

[lagore144]

Lets be really fucking polite to everyone!

[goombastarcraft]

i cant stop watching 0:55 to 1:20

[Anastasia467able]

oh Mormons...what will they think of next?

(I was secretly hoping that maybe "dick it's the breakfast of champions" would slip its way in there lmao xD)

It's a brilliant musical so happy to listen :)

[PocketC00KIE]

Now I finally understand Mormons

[yankees032778]

When I saw this, and they all started fucking on stage, I thought I would die from laughter. While the entire musical was by far the greatest thing I have ever seen, this one scene probably stands out the most.

[Luffyrulz09]

@yankees032778 hey, is there any chance you can give me visual descriptions for each song through messaging. i live far from new york and it doesnt seem anyone would post clips anytime soon.

[Ginarrbrik11]

I want a magical fuck frog......

[juiceitwell]

Shit go in the water LOL

[ElbertoSanchezlollol]

Joseph Smith, your village is shit!

[stuntrek43]

This is like the play from the King and I were the Siam Women put on the play of Uncle Tom

[cstviz]

DESPERATION! MORTALITY!!! LOSS OF FAITH!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII got dee golden plates!

[MrBuch169169]

"Joseph Smittt - don't fuck dis baby!"

Matt and Trey, huh xD

[mg0967]

for the ending part if you didn't see the play just imagine them singing that with bright purple strap ons.

[yankees032778]

@mg0967 don't forget then long black rods the men were wearing!

[Escapethehawthorne]

what am i missing from the book of mormon???

[swimmingjunkie11]

@Escapethehawthorne agreeeeeed!!!!

[diamadtiel]

Promissedd laaannndddd ah, PHOOOOOOOOPPP!

[MrApikoros]

misterroboto1 I think it's like an descriptive noun, in which the chief attribute of the magic frog is to be fucked, or perhaps in the act of Smith's fucking it, it transmogrifies, thus becoming magical. There are multiple interpretations; it requires a separate branch of theology. Mustn't take it too literally. (:

[kevkevinkev]

I am honored by this song.

[AlbinoTanuki]

Man, if the religion were this awesome, I'd be converted instantly.

[misterroboto1]

I have a question about the magical fuck frog: Is it a magical frog specialized in fucking or is it a frog that provides magical fucking?

[AlbinoTanuki]

You know, this almost reminds me of the "Uncle Tom's Cabin" play in "The King and I", except this time its with the Book of Mormon.

[magicianmike1234]

@AlbinoTanuki Glad I'm not the only one!!!

[aadzy8]

Thhhaank you, thank youu god: now we are fucking!

Thhhaaank you, thank youu god: God wants us fucking!

Thhhaank you, thank youu god: Get back to fucking!

Thhhank you, thank you god: That was us fucking fucking!

[jbblue48089]

I think I broke the replay button XD

[LongLiveHugo]

No, No, Joseph - Don't fuck the baby!

[Dadutta]

take this fucking golden plates !

[ImagineMarvelous]

hahahhahaOMG I am crying...

[amerker]

Then the mormons Danced with ewoks and were met by Jesus!

[machosluts]

JOSEPH SMITH, DO NOT FUCK A BABY. I'LL GET RID OF YOUR AIDS...IF YOU FUCK THIS FROG.

[airnbobo]

LETS BE REALLY FUCKING POLITE TO EVERYONE!!!

[pollracker]

awesome



[GirGurrl]

Ike voice: Don't fuck the baby.

[Gryfu1]

@GirGurrl Ike must be God!

[ryanemm1001]

Don't fuck the baby.

[RUBENSolol]

I am an atheist, but if THIS was the story of mormonism, I would become mormon in one second.

[tracktowndude]

all hail joseph smit dont f*** a baby and lead your people to a new land called salta lakea ciety

[rageagainstmachines]

I gasped, I cringed, I cried, I laughed. - Only to be expected from geniuses Matt Stone and Trey Parker 

[TheDavid1745]

Did Joseph smith really F*** a frog and got cured of aids

[currymuttonpizza2]

@TheDavid1745 Yes.

[SingingUnnie]

@TheDavid1745 Yes; as a Mormon I can attest to this.

[SANPH]

@TheDavid1745 No. This musical is a joke. This scene is a result of one of the missionaries telling lies in order to prevent the villagers from doing bad things like raping children and circumcising women.

[Krassenator]

@TheDavid1745 lol ;) no. he didn't. thats just there to make the musical more funny. Joseph Smith didn't do that.

[Billcasey]

@TheDavid1745

No. The African villagers were unimpressed with attempts to convert them to Mormonism, as the Mormon doctrine was really tailored towards 19th century America. Elder Arnold Cunningham was never really good at Mormonism, and would often make things up. When Elder Price abandoned the mission, Elder Cunningham took over, and made up a lot of stories about Joseph Smith tackling issues important to the Ugandan people, like AIDS, famine, people raping babies, and female circumcision...

[Billcasey]

@TheDavid1745

For actual real Mormon doctrine, see the songs "All American Prophet" and "I Believe"

To compare with Elder Cunningham's changes to the doctrine, see "Making Things Up Again"

[hossj13]

Joseph Smith took his magical fuck-frog and rubbed it upon Brigham’s clit face!!

[DrReplaySC2]

Umm no... Joseph Smith was martyred in cartridge jail by a mob. Funny how people try to ignore that.

[SANPH]

@DrReplaySC2 Carthage. Also this entire musical is a joke. Matt and Trey probably know more about accurate church history than you do, but much of it wouldn't make for an entertaining musical comedy, would it?

[Nasuth]

@DrReplaySC2

Wow, that's the one thing you picked out of this song to complain about? XD

[PaypaKlip]

woooooow, how am i just now finding out about this? LMAO

[chizrocker88]

No, no Joseph...don't fuck da baby!

[connorXpierce]

These songs are awesome! Also it's awesome how angry my mormon friends are getting about this! Apparently they never heard the expression "Sticks and Stones"

[TDRloid]

WILL YOU FIGHT THE CLITORIS MAN?

[jjmblue7]

@TDRloid Can't help but bust out laughing at that line!

[Sireanna15]

Just what everyone needs, a magical fuck frog

[polakmoose]

This is what happens when Fela Kuti meets South Park and a Mormon missionary.