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  • Special Thanks for song's name idea: Mr Captain Obvious

  • Cephalic Carnage is my favorite band ever! first concert i ever been to!

  • Oh fuck the water damage

  • Pretty obvious that they are making fun of metalcore. Its so obvious theyre not serious about the lyrics. "In the end, dying will be the death of me." Thank you captain obvious :)

    However, Cephalic carnage are so fucking great no matter what they do. All respect!!

  • btw...they make fun of metalcore in this song...thats the whole point...

  • i agree with evewysprr, shut up and bang your head. i personally dont care about lyrics either, but if youre in the middle of jammin a "musically" badass song and then all of a sudden the singer belts out," dying will be the death of me", go ahead and lie to me and say the song is still just as good without the lyrics!! btw i got to hang with these dudes at summer slaughter 2010, theyre cool sob's.

  • @moseskryptus11 Not like most people who actually buy music open the CD case to see the insert which 99% of the time, comes with the lyrics or anything. That'd be way too convenient, I think XD

  • the sad thing is i like the parody, i like the idea and i actually seriously like the song.

  • WHO CARES? ENJOY THE METAL

  • Ha, immediately think of my old roommate.

  • i put 1$ in the "every dollar kills an emo kid cup" one time.

  • ur poopoo

  • probably one of the most badass, most talented, most underrated bands that exist. they put on a hell of a live show and fuckin shred!!! KEEP IT BRUTAL!

  • I listen to "metalcore" but I still think that it's up to speculation because I also feel that way too many good bands get pulled under the metalcore catergory. Regardless, they make a good point about the whole metalcore thing.

  • @anutoldlegend89 Most metalcore musicians are young guys in their 20s, still going through a teenage angst issues day-by-day so being that a lot of their lyrics base around girlfriends or family issues. That's the joke here.

    Their black metal joke is a lot better and if you ask me Cephalic Carnage don't have a big room to parody having lyrics whining about something hence the fact that they have several songs whining about how they got fucked by the law for smoking weed or some shit.

  • It's a parody of metalcore bands and their lyrics usually involving heartbreak or depression. I love metalcore but I find I still find it a little funny, my most favorite parody by CC is their parody of black metal, BM fans are WAY too overserious that they were just dying to be made fun of.

  • spend too much time dressing emo, and your bath will overflow and your toast will burn. Thats what theyre saying....

  • Fuck yeah, I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol i was listening to this song and my mom was like :oh I might listen to them" so i said "Ugh up the punks mom" she didn't get it XD

  • if you cant at least understand them a little bit, then your ears arent used to metal yet. Which means, either look up the lyrics or go kill yourself. Or go take a bath, cause youre a nigger and you listen to rap.

  • kill all emos! :D

  • Saw these fuckers live

  • watch?v=aRLYrj1KJAc

    Hoh, joy to the classics.

  • Parody or not,its the first core song i actually like...

  • For a parody of the genre, they make it sound fucking awesome...better than bands of that genre xD

  • The ultimate Metalcore parody. Ahaha. They even have the little breakdown.

  • @LedZeppeLin1221 cephalic carnage is the best metalcore band ever for exactly 1 song haha

  • @confettiembolism666 Fucking rights! Aha!

  • Being Born Will Be the Life of Me

  • All of the bickering is fucking retarded! To each their own, and if said music isn't your thing than what the fuck are you doing listening to it? It is becoming apparent to me that you tube is inhabited by a bunch of fucking toddlers. I've never heard so much god damn whining since my little sister was two. Get tough guys, some people will talk shit and you're all feeding the fire. Don't justify their statement with a response! Long live music and music lovers!

  • a CEO of a record company deicdes to throw to the market a new metal band.....this is the band. people lsiten to ...some identify themselves with this kind of music. some dont. me for example, i listne to it because i liek the sound of shrieks and drums....the lyrics are not even true .u cant do that in real life..most of death or gore metal talk abt killing and torturing people. i mean come on. one cant do that in real life. unless ur in he military. so chil n njoy the sound

  • i read somewhere the point of this video was that theyre waiting to buy weed from the emo kid but since hes a faggot he took too long so they decided up fuck him up and take the weed. good shit but i dunno how true that is lol can anyone confirm?

  • great song bad audio quality

  • IT sounds nothing like Metalcore, it's actually good sounding unlike metalcore. But yes its obviously a parody, only a BR00tal faggot scene kid would find this legit.

  • lawlawl cephalic carnage makes fun of metalcore.

  • Enjoyable lyrics are always nice, but in music like this I tend to view the vocals as just another instrument in the mix.

  • Hot Topic is for the lulz

  • FAVORITE PARTS: CATFOOD ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND ONE SECOND AFTER IT ENDED.

  • FAVORITE PARTS: CATFOOD ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR AND ONE SECOND AFTER IT ENDED.

  • @RockBirth man I disagree.... lyrics count too... Much more if you listen to metal that has something serious to say... not like pop or whatever....

  • death to the shitcore.

  • Lol this is such a good parody of metalcore but it doesn't sound anything like metalcore.

  • We may not be able to understand words but From my understanding all of those who like this style is loving towards the Growl and aggression towards the violence

  • This is my favorite song for trolling scenefags.

    I play it, they say it's good, "LOOOOOOOOOLLLL I TROLL UUUUUUUU"

  • i actually like this song now since i watched the video

  • I hate you people sayng "how do you like dis you cant even understand what he's sayin!!?"

    Motherfucking faggots. What really matters is music, not lyrics. And THIS, my frinds, is good music.

  • @RockBirth I hate you people saying "lyrics don't matter". People who think like that are the reason songs like "Crank That" become popular.

  • @rustyw5 So you don't like instrumental music?

  • @RockBirth Lyrics are not part of instrumental music though. I just think that disregarding lyrics in music when they are part of the music is a bit silly.

    I do love instrumental music by the way, Pelican, Maybeshewill, Omega Massif, and Explosions In The Sky are some of my favorites.

  • @rustyw5 Well that's it. Lyrics are just a complement, for me at least

  • @RockBirth thank you i know i fuckin hate that shit

  • @RockBirth last time I checked lyrics are a crucial part of most music.

  • @SlowlyVVeRot Well my friend, one of the best music performed by great artists like Betthoven or Mozart is just instrumental stuff, they don't have any lyrics. That doesn't mean they're bad. Music is one thing, poetry and lyrics for music is something else.

  • @RockBirth true enough in those cases, and lots of instrumental music today. my point however was that in music with lyrics, the lyrics are usually an important part of the song's message and not just there as extra sounds. In the case of this song, the lyrics illustrate that it is a parody. Nuff said.

  • @SlowlyVVeRot Well, I don't usually check the lyrics on this kind of songs. But anyway, if the song has badass lyrics, plus points for sure. I'm not saying lyrics in music are shit, neither, just mean for me it's not as important as instrumentalism

  • @RockBirth what i say to people who like to talk shit about music due to vocals is, "do you know how to tell notes apart, can you transcribe musical notation in your head, or do you know theory? yet you still like music dont you? most people dont understand theory or what is happening in music but they still like it. the same can be said for vocals.

  • @RockBirth When asked that, I answer: 'I do understand what he is saying; I google the lyrics ;)' ... and that's ironic because this question usually comes from people that listens to cheap pop music in English and since they don't speak English (I am from Argentina, my native language is Spanish), they don't understand the lyrics of the music they like LOL LOL.

  • @yulapunkngrunge Same with me, it's just horrible. Juzgind music because "they don't understand it", and they still like other senseless stuff like REGGAETON, oh my god. Oh sweet irony.

    Btw, I'm from Mexico :)!

  • @RockBirth

    Yeah!! :D Reggaeton's 1 of the most 1-dimensional music styles EVER along wth 90s/00s pop, modern rap & most modern rock (post-grunge,punk-pop,shitty revival bands...). EVERY single song's the same, with the same structure. sound & lyrics give/take a few words.

    There's SO MANY unique bands in Metal, that I lost count. ♥.... CC, like it or not, for bad or for worse, is unique. :D & the vocals are quite clear -u can hear him forming words-

    *highfives* :D VAMOS CARAJO

  • @yulapunkngrunge Metal's one of the most extense music genres, it has so many variations it's difficult to say a band is the same than another, yes I know some bands are too generic but every single one of them has it's style and technique, making them unique.

    And yes, some guttural voices are understandable, you can figure out a few words (and then find the fucking lyrics)

    Keep on metal :)! Saludasos

  • @RockBirth

    Totally agreed! That's exactly what I meant. (There is a few bands that like to copycat another bands, but that is the exception)

    Of course LOL! ...well unless they are from Japan, Czech Republic, Russia, etc and they aren't speaking English.... then one might be a little screwed up when trying to sing along LOL

    Forever!! :D abrazos

  • @RockBirth I think it's because non musical types like the songs they like because of what it reminds them of as opposed to liking it due to the quality of the music itself. and that's why we have so much bullshit music about clubbing and one night stands.

  • @RockBirth I feel ya. How the fuck you gonna be soul shit on top of all these maniacal guitars and drums.

    Fucking wimps. Cheers.

  • @RockBirth i personally disagree, lyrics do matter, not pronunciation but the substance matters, u know what they are singing about should be something important to them, if not then it shows, the vocals sound dead with no aggression etc!! but i do agree the music is awesome and very much so a massive part of each and every band out there!!!!

  • @RockBirth I always reply, "How the hell do you even know what Justin Bieber is singing with his raspy, high girl voice?"

  • @RockBirth I understand what you are saying. In most metal the music itself is more important than the lyrics. However, this is not a good song. It's a parody of bad music by a PHENOMENAL band

  • @ChiefJosephhhh

    Not a good song? I find it pretty nice. Technical, fast and melodic at the same time.

  • @RockBirth i shall respond to that with a no,,, how the fuck lyrics doesn't matter? i mean they are part of music, lyrics are as important as music...you can be a great musician but if you sing about eating shit and kissing boys you'll fail as an artists

    ... dont you think?

  • @richidt17 Nope. Not really, music was meant to be without lyrics, but people tried to give a message in a more direct way, so they implemented lyrics to music. If the music is nice, and lyrics are cool, well that's awesome, but lyrics are not the most important.

  • @RockBirth never said they were the most important thing, i said they were AS important as the music, at least to me

    

  • @richidt17 Anyway, what I mean is lyrics are not necessary to give a message. Music speaks by itself.

  • @RockBirth ...also if you watch lyrics then you can understand the song "forever and ever" symphony X

  • @METZPORT If you want to read the lyrics to understand the song... go on. But i'm here to listen to music.

    Most of times it depends on the type of music, but the main value of metal music its music itself, rather than other genres where it is the voice or lyrics.

  • For fuck sakes, every music video i want to watch has a bunch of wankers arguing about what genre the music is, and whats "poser" or not, jesus christ...grow up. fuckin Americans

  • @Gutwrencher666 mister gutwrencher. or 666 man. not just americans argue over the internet.......just sayin.

  • This is the best band I know of that accomplishes being musically funny.

    This had me cracking up.

  • i lol'd

  • It's really sad some idiots miss the face that this is a parody.

  • lmao my fav part of this vid is the singer playin air guitar

  • @deathknowz1 I'm glad I saw your comment, I always thought this was just a horrible Cephalic Carnage song. None of their other shit sounds like this so it all makes sense now ;)

  • @deathknowz1 I used to work with Zak. They made me a parody one nght.

  • Lol!

  • Its a parody of metalcore songs.

  • i gotta say- thats the first time ive ever heard real singing in a grindcore song. then again, i dont listen to grindcore that much. not enough, at least.

  • I love the "melodic" singer and the shitty guitar solo, but I just laughed soooo hard at the bracelets and the br000000000000000tal breakdown at the end

  • 'this next song goes out to the cronic masturbator who couldn't make it to this show because he's at home masturbating'

  • The last time I saw this band live the singer said... "This next song is about that dime bag you lost, but find a week later and SMOKE!" Not an exact quote, but close!

  • this is the only good song of this band

  • @Ninjistic

    nope.

  • Now this is an excellent example of parodies done right.

  • WHAT DO ALL THESE RANDOM IMAGES MEAN?!?!?!?!?!

  • i love the parodies on cliche metalcore videos, just random focus shots on random things with NO meaning or purpose, interspersed with band shots. this is a well executed parody musically and visually of the over anxious, over emotional virus infecting metal nowadays.

  • This is a pretty much perfect parody. Some of the riffs actually made me laugh, especially the little breakdown towards the end.

  • Pretty nice gig yesterday in Berlin. We had a great time. Cheers!

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  • this is the most metalcore/emo song they have done. all the rest is sheer brutality!!! excellent hydrogrind

  • If every 'emo' gimp was treated to this and some more then maybe they would have something to cry and slice about. Oh and let Merryman use their skull's for some added click on tha kick

  • If every 'emo' gimp was treated to this and some more then maybe they would have something to cry and slice about

  • i see nothign emo about this band they even look metal emo is like the fucking used dude seriously or from first to last shit like that theres absolutley nothign emo about this band

  • what the fuck is this SHIT i mean come on this shit is a disgrace to music you cant even understand shit they're saying this is pathetic

  • @xniggerzillax You just don't get it.

  • @xniggerzillax hey...shut up. haha.

  • I get a very strange impression that this song's only point was to make this video for it. honestly, why are some people surprised that there's so much violence, hate and intolerance in this world?

    fuckin pointless.

  • this is unheavy in the extreme

  • aha badass beat the shit out of the emo kid

  • WHAT THE FUCK ? You can't even tell wtf theyre saying , I'll never understand people who listen to metal .

  • @0MGITSBREA its like thug rap for badass white people. I cant hardly understand T.Pain half the time either, so I'll never understand why its so popular. metal is the ultimate psych-up lifting music!

  • @phiten40 I listen to rap , But NOT T-pain -_- . But alrighhtty then , I'm not white nor a badass so i guess I'll never understand it . Oh well ;DDD .

  • @0MGITSBREA It's all good, buddy. I listen to a little bit of everything and if rap is your gig, go for it. People listen to what they can enjoy, and I just happen to have a sweet tooth for metal with a few exceptions. T-Pain was just the first I thought of, if I were to listen to a rapper, Ludacris or Eminem would prolly be my choice

  • @0MGITSBREA yeah thats why you dont listen to metal... The deal with this kind of metal is musical proficiency and progression. No-one who listens to real music really gives a shit about nice sounding vocals and a "club banger". Back in the day, people had a problem with Jazz vocals, especially scat. Many people just didnt get it because they dont understand actual music. The same idiots that claim classical music is "boring" because its mainly instrumental.

  • @0MGITSBREA When you actually understand music, you'll understand this kind of metal. Simple as.

  • @T3TxDeath Righhtt .

  • @0MGITSBREA haha yeah I thought that'd be the case. Btw, I listen to hip-hop too, but the likes of Immortal Technique, Paris, Jedi Mind Tricks, Gang Starr and others so I'm not being close-minded, just telling you what I've learnt from studying music since I was 9-years old (I'm now 22). But its ok, you listen to what you enjoy and I listen to what I enjoy, but I would never be so ignorant as to assume a group of musicians talentless just because I dont understand them.

  • @T3TxDeath Ooo I listen to a bit of alternative rock but I also like a bit of everything :} , alotough i listen to rap/hip hop mostly , Its all gewwdd .

  • EVERYONE LISTEN UP

    Rock Music Listeners

    On September 1st we will all be visiting Justin Biebers "BABY" video

    which has over 240 million views.

    On that day everyone must leave a negative comment and dislike the video.

    Help us destroy the little faggots music for good. The goal is to make the dislike bar bigger than the like bar. JOIN US!!!

    Copy and paste this to other rock vids: EX. metallica, disturbed, A7X, guns and roses, Bullet,slipknot. ANYTHING Rock!

    Thumbs up this!!

  • @KreptiaX, so because you dont like emos, your gonna spend your day expressing your opinion on a metalcore song which a lot of us actually like? Hmmm

  • what makes music "emo" the lyrics or the style of playing? because every song has emotion in it no matter what.

  • this song and video don't make sense. honestly there was only 15 good seconds of music in this shit

  • dude, i listen to screamo and emocore and crap like that too. and i admit that i like it, i really dont see what the problem is because i also love this music. like deathmetal and grindcore and stuff like that, i really dont see why the music you like is such a big ordeal. it brings a variety.

  • awww shit someone spilled the bowl of cat food

  • i couldnt watch this all the way through without hitting the mute button

  • thiss is the bestt rapp ever!!!

  • cephalic carnage is the best metalcore band ever

  • @warwick487 not really metalcore. god, everyone needs to shutup with the whole 'metalcore' crap. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • @kyleandchristian your right i'm so sick of all these differint catagories of metal. I don't care what it is if it's good music.

  • @kyleandchristian dumbass, i know they aren't metalcore. that said, this was intended to be a metalcore song. they were calling out metalcore bands, like as i lay dying (DYING will be the death of me?). such idiots on the internet. and some people do care about genres - ultimately, i won't let a genre tag decide whether or not i like a band, but knowing the style a band plays is useful to help find new music. and finally, LOL U MAD

  • @warwick487 I let the fact that this band sounds fuckin shit decide that I don't like it. As I Lay Dying FTW! \m/

  • @AyZeD they should call themselves as i die crying, fucking fags, cephalic carnage all the way. \m/ \m/

  • @d34dbol7 i forgot what i even wrote and how shit this band is so i had to come back and check it out.

    wtf do u like about it? seriously. not just AILD beats this but pretty much everything does, a cat getting strangled with piano wire sounds better then this.

  • @AyZeD yea right you probably sat at ur computer waiting for someone to reply because you are sad little fagot with a life not worth living. this track is a piss take of bands like as i die crying, i like the fact it fucks knob-heads like you off and you feel obliged to make your feelings known to the world so people like me can fucking laugh at you and then write another piss take.oh yeah and insult you. tell u what does sound better than this, ur mother screaming at me harder harder. lmfao.

  • @d34dbol7 haha, I dunno whats more ridiculous, the fact you think your comments offend me or this shitty fucking music.

    also your reply was only fucking 4 hours after mine so, I guess that speaks volumes as to who has no life. And a mother joke at the end? seriously? are you 14 years old?

    Metalcore and EMO are not the same thing by any stretch, Dumb fucks like you will never undestand that i guess. oh well. Have fun listening to this talentless garbage dude. best of luck kid. ur gonna need it.

  • @AyZeD argumentum ad hominem indeed, OK I'll try and validate some points for you, the reply took only 4 hours because i came back to you tube for an email address, no I'm not 14, I'm 26 you could have found that out in like 10 secs, and there's no difference between emo and metal core apart from the fact metal core scene kids like you think they are extreme. IMO there are more similarities than difference, the fashion the trend etc. And maybe you should listen to more CC before judging them.

  • @AyZeD @d34dbol7

    You're both faggots.

    Just sayin'.

  • @AyZeD Did you honestly say As I Lay Dying FTW? LOL Your one of those guys that "dances" in a pit i bet. LOL

  • @wurmart43 yeah dude... I "dance" in a pit.. I fucked your girlfriend in a pit aswell lol.

  • @AyZeD I hope you realize that this song is actually a parody metalcore.

  • @warwick487 I realize it's a spoof, but that's beside the point, you were still like 'good metalcore herp derp!'...yeah, it's poking fun at it, but it's still NOT metalcore, they simply incorporated a bit of the style of it for THIS SONG, when their trademark sound remains intact. I said that because I thought you were serious. xD You'd be surprised at just how many "IDIOTS ON THE INTERNET" think EVERYTHING is metalcore if it's metal at all...which is WAY retarded. Those people, need to STFU.

  • @kyleandchristian yeah, if they wrote a straight metalcore sound it wouldn't be much of a callout. i was just pointing out the irony in the fact that the best metalcore song ever was written by a tech/brutal death/grind/whatever the fuck band, which speaks volumes about that genre.

  • fuck the emos it ruined the whole vid

  • @johnsonzack54 the emo got kidnapped at the end by a dude in a napalm death shirt? "HUDERR MY BRAIN NO STICK ROUND LONG ENOUGH FOR PLOT DEVELOPMENT"

  • This song sucks dick

  • sweett!!!i was trying to find the name of this band because i got a drumstick from them at summer slaughter tour in milwaukee!!! :D

  • i dont listen to this sort of music but im rather angry and listening to this just got my adrenaline flowing and i really want to hit someone or something

  • When I am constipated, I play this song. Its so terrible, it gives me shotgun diarrhea everytime.

  • don't understand speak English lol dont understand what they are singing about

  • you basards, this is a great song, but why are you all having a dig at emo, do you think you're hard or something?

  • @jamstar1414 no we just think ya'll aren't.....at all

  • @jamstar1414 We're 'having a dig at emo' because this video is about Metalcore, and the emo fans who try to portray themselves as people who fear nothing, etc, yet it's all a farce.

  •  inventive?

  • What shit quality

  • not really my thing. sounds kinda shitty

  • Rejoice in the annihilation of scene kids!!!

  • lol at the Hot Topic product placement! This was much better than I expected, I just heard of Cephalic Carnage via Sickdrummer's coverage of John Merryman.

  • Emo - Because homosexuality is just not gay enough.

  • @twiggy120 WIN! fuck the scene. who says metal heads havent had rough lives too? the only difference is if a metal head has a rough childhood he grows a pair and deals with it like a man, scene kids just bitch about it and cry til their mascara runs

  • @twiggy120 WERD!!

  • @twiggy120 exctly....if u were a guy... and wore those faygit tight jeans like the skaters do now around me and my friends back in the day... u would have either gotten pimped on the corner or gang raped...these kids wouldnt have lasted 5 minutes with me and my ilk back in about 1983...... fuckin soft serve generation.

  • @twiggy120 ha

  • @twiggy120 Lmao!

  • @twiggy120 Emo queers don't listen to grindcore. What on earth makes you think this is anywhere close to emo?

  • @twiggy120 Retarded - because people cant differentiate music genres

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  • @twiggy120 Hey you fucking genius, this song is actually a parody of "Metal-core" bands and why they talk about wanting to die when they are just bored with life. So that was a really cool assumption, these guys are actually grindish, DM

  • The Video's pretty damn funny:)

  • Okay for 1, this video is fucked up. They kidnap a kid because of the way he looks. Pricks.

    What you people don't realize is the reason why these kids act the way they do. Like me, they've had a really rough childhood, maybe their dad beat the living hell out of them every single day of their life, like mine did to me. Stop giving them shit, it just makes things worse. How would you feel if you were in their situation and everyone did that shit to you? Think about it before you bully them.

  • @QuestionMarkPeriod or whats far more likely is that most of them are just trend following little whores

  • @DarthRAmen616

    Yeah, that's most of them. But not all of them. Keep that in mind.

  • @QuestionMarkPeriod

    Faggot.

  • @ch847

    Prick.

  • @QuestionMarkPeriod Right. Because your rich suburban parents buying you a used cavalier instead of a brand new cobalt qualifies as a tough life? Fuck the whiny scene kids, they don't know what rough is, and you can't say that I'm wrong because anyone that can afford the clothes to look "scene" or "emo" has not had a rough life.

  • emo boys suck, they look like retards...emo girls on the other hand, mmmmm smelly pussssyyyy.

  • As much as i hate emo kids, I don't think we shouldn't kill them... we should wait for them to kill themselves!

  • does anybody know the brand name of the shoes with an "M" logo on them at 0:45?

    i forgot the name of them lol.

  • @mastershakepenguin Etnies, I have a pair, well made I must say.