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  • They are both hilarious at the beginning of this vid.

  • Usually I stick with the original voices but I think almost all voices in German are better. The sad part is the translations. I see Doakes says fuck you or fuck over 9000 times in the Series and only about 2 times in the German version. Seriously you all know the "Surprise motherfucker" scene. In German he says "Überraschung Kumpel" .. which means "Surprise pal/buddy"... what kind of fucked up translation is this?

  • Bowl till you bleed..I LOVE DEXTER!!

  • Does this come on anymore? If so, what channel?

  • @Str888Rudebwoy season 6 just finished dont know when new season is but there will be another though

  • @RapidzGuy

    I read that season seven will be aired around september 2012. I'm not sure if its really true tho, i just read it somewhere.

  • PEECOCK FAMILY

  • love Doakes i miss him

  • "It's bad in there"

    "Okay :V"

    "I'm serious.."

    "Okay :V"

    "She's not kidding, it's your wet dream in there"

    "Okaay :("

  • man i loved doakes :(

  • stop grinning like a fuckin psycho and get back to work !!! lolz !!!

  • Fuck doakes,go dex.You can't go for both your twofaces bitches,it's either one or the other.

  • @buzzy0016 Wrong. I personally like the basic intent both have: make the streets a better place.

  • @StevXtreme You're right about cleaning up the streets but honestly i never liked doakes.I prefer dexter,i can relate to him more than Doakes.

  • awsome show loved season 5

  • I MISS DOAKES!!!

  • Fuck it, just send everybody!

  • Ahh I miss Doakes! Season 1 and 2 were so great

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  • Lab Geek my ass.

  • SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER

  • ''Take your fucking hand of me...''

    5:11

    Still gives me the creeps

  • Doakes got it right fromt the fuking goddam beginning. Dexter is connected to all this... lol

  • i miss doakes

  • @charles21180 me to

  • @charles Doakes was the most convincing antagonist of the series.I can't believe I hate his arse lol! Jimmy smits was the next best baddie. All the rest were as boring as boiled fish. Tom Hanks's son was a case of severe nepotism.Ole boy can't act.He bore me to death.

  • 3:52

    ok.....ook!......oooook :/

  • "I didn't know you were Jewish."

    "Shut the fuck up!"

  • what's your beef tho ? can't nobody say the word "jew" no more ?

  • Would be really funny if they would make a spoof scene where doakes comes back as an undead cyborgzombie saying surprise motherfucker bzztzzz xDD

  • Season 1 and 2 were the best. I was always was like damn Doakes, get off Dex's back! But now I really miss the guy. Everytime the two are together, some shit always goes down.

  • exactly how I felt.And I swear I thought he'd manage to escape from the cabin where he was held a prsioner.He was a motivated hater.I will never forget the intense look on his face when he found the evidence that could bury Dexter's arse.I hate how they dealt with other characters.And whatever happened to his wife's kids.One minute they are busy on the show and the next they are off to the grand parents.what's that all about smh!

  • set changed...

  • Swear to Christ Morgan after this case I'M SUBMITTIN YO ASS FOR PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION!

  • if the world was empty there would be nobody for Dexter to kill in order to feed his craving...so in the end it wouldnt be freeing for him at all, it would be agonizing if anything.

  • Doakes why'd you have to die? You were so entertaining...

  • I am on the 6th episode of Season 2. Doakes in the m'fuckin' man. I love the scenes between he and Dexter and Doakes and LaGuerta. Shoot, Doakes and just about anybody. I did see s poiler about what happens by the end of season 2. Season 3 is gonna suck.

  • 6:18 Lab Geek MY ASS

  • 0:33 not a professional? one body was glued to the sealing, that seems pretty hardcore and experienced to me :D

  • Fuck It, Just send everybody out!!! LMFAO XD 3:42

  • Season 3 was the worst season in my opinion. For me it goes (best to worst): Season 1, Season 2, Season 4, Season 6, Season 5, Season 3

    Then again I found the show most interesting when it was exploring the differences in his basic understanding of the world due to his sociopathy. Then they started writing him more as a secret schizoid...it's still a good show just not as interesting for me.

  • I really miss Doakes

  • i wish Dexter was my brother omg i would love life then :)

  • ...

  • The Dexter/Doakes storyline was the best they've done.

  • Doakes = awesomely annoying. :)

  • i miss Doakes

  • Bowl til you bleed, slice of life..I love everything about this show!

  • this show fucking has sucked so much dick compared to how amazing it was in the earlier seasons. it was like a work of art, and now it's just sell-out suspense thrills every episode

  • @jbohler33

    It's still better than most of the crap on TV :)

  • @missash70 Not really.

  • "I didn't know you were Jewish!"

    Man, Dexter trolls Doakes so hard at times.

  • @ItsNotRudyTV "I OWN YOU." was the ultimate troll. Dexter was pure troll face after that.

  • @ItsNotRudyTV "like at 6:00 he's like "don't fuck with me Morgan"- "ok you got me, i ordered some furniture from thailand" lol

  • Big mistake killing Doakes off. Smh....

  • @Dice562 I AGREE!!!!!

  • doaks really had his way with dexter LMAO

  • Sigh, it's depressing watching this and then thinking back to the current season. Dexter used to have so much character.

  • Doakes was the effing man! Wish that bitch didnt blow him up!

  • GOD I love how dangerous Dexter is. He gives off that predator vibe perfectly. Never in a second do you doubt that he could kill a man with his bare hands. Though the show only rarely hints at his martial arts prowess, which works so as not to detract anything from the story and tension. The writers cleverly avoid having him go all out Bruce Lee on us, but one or two times each season we are reminded how he quickly and brutally Dexter can incapacitate a foe.

  • @lemmedasker <3

  • @lemmedasker ya man, like when he kills the jock in season 6, he had to fight him and he won so easily lol some of my favorite parts are when he uses his martial arts and my all time favorite is the one vs doakes because of how bad ass it is to win a fight against a ARMY RANGER. awesome!

  • @lemmedasker shut it nerd.

  • Love Dokes. The Poor bastard. Died in terrible shame. But actually he was about the truth. Par for the course in this twisted day.

  • omg i fucking miss this show.

    It's not Dexter anymore (after Season 4, it's been SHIAT)

  • @Sepharite Season 6 is awesome. DDK saved the show

  • @sniffman1 With all due respect, season 6 was extremely week. The writing was sloppy and lacked the deft touch of the earlier seasons. Just compare the way the show was shot and the dialogue to how it's done now. And Deb ... every episode in season six had her doing the waaaah-mobile while Dexter was doing something really moronic.

  • @tranilator weak*

  • @tranilator Yeah, but DDK was awesome

  • @tranilator Another generic season 6 hater.

  • @Arkanni season 6 was pretty awful

  • @tha3immortals There were probably better seasons yes, but if you don't analyze the fuck out of it and criticize every plot-line its still extremely entertaining and better than anything else on TV

  • @Arkanni yes i could agree with that

  • @tha3immortals

    What was so bad about it?

  • @Bulloxe4 plotholes everywhere. filler season i.e. deb should have found out at the end of last season. it was predictable i.e. gellar's dead. incest storyline isn't very appealing, is unexpected and unnecessary. ending was rushed. characters appear stupid i.e. eye rolling scenes i.e. why were they waiting on dexter to enter the crime scene with the dexter painting. side characters felt dropped and ignored.

  • @iMakeEmRage When mentioned for the first time I thought they were making a joke with Deb being in love with Dexter. A therapist put a stupid idea in her head and she had a hard time shaking it off. I was really put off when I figured they were actually going with it.

    True, Masuka had like five lines the entire season, Quinn wasn't really going anywhere with his depression, Batista didn't do anything, the new video game guy was confusing, I guess they'll do something with him in season 7.

  • @iMakeEmRage

    The story was a bit shaky. It was shaky before, in prior seasons, but in this one you feel it.

    But on a positive note, I thought brother Sam was a pretty good character. Probably the first positive friend Dexter ever had. Also, I liked Collin Hanks, I think he was a good villain. Not as good as John Lithgow, but still.

    In conclusion, a bit of a deterioration in quality, but It's enjoyable enough. It doesn't kill the wish to watch the next season as for example Bones does.

  • @Bulloxe4 agreed, i loved brother sam. i wished he would have stayed longer. by the end, i forgot about him. by all means, dexter is a watchable show, it has always been that way. but, as you said, you really feel the story was shaky in this season. and, in comparison to how great the earlier seasons were, this season is somewhat tragic. to see what was such a great show fall nearly on par with most of the other crap on tv. still, i love dexter, and can't wait for next season :)

  • Watching this makes me realize how much I miss Doakes. He was like the only person in the entire show that posed a real threat to Dexter. The tension between them is awesome.

  • this show used to be smoother, funnier, and just all around more enjoyable to watch. It's still good, but too...dramatic? Serious? Idk it's not the same...

  • "I didn't know you were jewish" classic. whahahaha

  • I miss Doakes lol

  • Seasons 1-4 were awesome. It's been declining since then. And when u watch the old episodes you really do notice how much its changed. I can't really explain it, just the whole FEEL of the show. :/

  • FUCK!

    i just realized all they changed... not just in dexter's personality, or in the office itself, but the cinematography too.

  • IMO, the show is better now.

  • back when dexter had no feelings at all and this show was really good.

  • The funny thing is that Doakes is like five feet tall.

  • @lollipopfop

    6 in width -,-

  • Song at 2:28? 

  • "You getting a got damn hard on there Morgan?" XD Fav Doakes line ever!!! "Its your wet dream in there" XD

  • dis guy gets blown up :(

  • "Fuck you"

  • what the hell happened to this show? it used to be great. now we have.... ugh.

  • i miss happy go lucky slasher dexter... the guy who didnt care if he fucked with people

  • I want a burglar alarm that shouts out "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!!!"

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  • "u gettin a goddamn hard-on there Morgan?" LOL

  • STOP GRINNING LIKE A FUKIN PHYSCO

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  • The show now seems tame/dull in comparison

  • @jaekn Yeah, Doakes was such a great character!

  • The show now seems tame/dull in comparrison

  • I really miss the old school cuban music

  • Are cops supposed to have a keen insight to the human soul?

  • 'Lab geek my ass!'

  • doakes rip

  • Surprise MUTHA FUCKA. Gets me everytime.

  • I miss doakes.LOL

  • @Thatmeat me too!

  • Doakes reminds me of the chopper pilot from Jagged Alliance 2!

  • Fuck you .... Okay =,[

  • I miss Dexter's blood spatter wall. 

  • "It's bad in there Dex. I'm serious."

    "Okay."

    "She's not kidding. It's your fucking wet dream in there."

    Let down sounding "Okay."

  • uniforms, forensics, FUCK it just send everybody out :D

  • "... it would be freeing"

    "Stop grinning like a fucking psycho and get back to work!!"

  • ANGEL ISNT WEARING A HAT

  • "You give me the fuckin' creeps, you know that Dexter?"

  • wow season 1 was so different!

  • I really hope Doakes can appear as a ghost in another episode. Can you imagine? I'MMA GHOST MUTH FUKA!!

  • @TheVilllageIdiot

    Dexter reports to a call

    He thinks someone has found the body in the cemetery he put in the predug grave awhile ago

    It is Doakes' grave, it is empty

    He turns around

    "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA"

    Doakes possesses Dexter, and goes off as a vigilante cop bad ass

    Make it happen Showtime

  • @TheVilllageIdiot Dexter: DOAKES?!!

    Doakes: SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!

  • @TheVilllageIdiot Omg your comment made my day. Lol. (:

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  • "She ain't kiddin' it's your wet dream in there"

  • You missed one of the best lines "Can we secure this mother fucking crime scene!?"

  • i think doakes has a secret crush on dexter with the way he looks at him when he is waiting for him

  • The first time Doakes talked to Dexter just made me wish he would die. Season 2 answered my prayers. Though I gotta give him credit, he was the best rival for Dexter.

  • SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKKA

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  • dox would be a great drill instructor

  • Dexter is fucking his sister off camera. how could anyone like this show with a sick ass bastard?

  • @nikoleo9 Uh... they have been married for years. Does that make it better? You know they're just acting and that's not his real sister, right?

  • @Lawgirlt Oh wait - Now they are divorced. Mejor, verdad?

  • @nikoleo9 She isn't his sister in real life you illiterate fuck.

  • @nikoleo9 They aren't related in real life, idiot.

  • I didnt know you were jewish...

    xD

  • @ZENMASTER265 mostly because of doakes death - but i watched 2 episodes in season 3 and got bored. A made up character appearing out of nowhere - that prosecutor - it felt repetative.

  • sometimes, watching the rapport between doakes and dexter, they almost seem like they could be...friends

  • He got killed by a 5 episode lasting character played by a stupid british actor!

    I stopped watching the series after Season 2 - it wasn't interesting anymore - just a made up plots - predictable and without humor - found in the episodes of S01 and 02

  • Killing Doakes. Quite a sacrifice to propel the show to new heights early on.

    Muthafuckin A'.

  • The way he says "Grab a CRAYON Pyscho...and scribble this down!"....pure gold!

  • i guess that means dexter is a box with no doughnuts in it l:[

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE GAVE DOAKES HIS OWN SHOW

  • doakes beats quinn hands down

  • Hey! We re looking for a motherfucking thief dealer! You got it... EPIC!

  • WHAM, BAM.... DONE.

  • this is the only time I've seen Angel actually wear a non-Hawaiian t-shirt lmao

  • Dexter totally had Doakes in that jujitsu scene!

  • It would have been terrfic if after his death Doakes had remained in the show in ghost form - as the manifestation of Dexters guilty conscience.

    I know serial killers aren't supposed to have a guilty conscience but then we could all enjoy more of Doakes awesome one-liners.

  • "you gettin a hard on there morgan" I loled so hard on that xD

  • SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! Love it. 

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  • ITS YOUR WET DREAM IN THERE!

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • suprise, bananas!

  • @badmankey1  oopsie poopsie, i meant surprise

  • The problem with Dexters whole, "alone" day dream. Is that there would be no one to kill. Duh

  • "you getting a god damn hard on there Morgan?" lmao man Doakes was the best character

  • I wish they didn't kill him off. Doakes was one of my favorite characters, and these interactions were priceless!

  • "Grab a crayon, psycho, and scribble this down"

    "You getting a god damn hard-on there, Morgan?"

    "Spin me a story asshole"

    Genius

  • WE ARE LOOKIN FOR A MUTHAFUCKIN THIEF DEALER!

    \

  • I miss all the blood spatter pics and how dexter would recreate crime scens with the string showing how the blood splatter happened, they haent had him do that in seasons...

  • lab gook my ass!

  • if this was for real, Doakes would destroy dexter lol

  • @slurms625 Its a known fact that psychos dont feel pain like regular people so it gives them a crazy strength edge, and they're both trained in martial arts and doaks is only a little bit bigger than him, a good fight it would be.

  • Blood Report No. 55344.

    Rival dealer came in, two scumbags slashed to hell, dealer stole the drugs. Wam bam.

    End of blood report.

  • surprise mother fucker!

  • @iDENNY1982 SHUT da fuck up, and write yo report already

  • cant believe daokes was gone season 2.. so early he was the funniest and most entertaining mother fucker

  • Man, Doakes was gangsta, alwayz cussin lol!!!

  • Bring Doakes back!

  • i loved doakes! its messed up how he died tho

  • 5:10 the music and Dexters voice is goddamn creepy.

  • at 3:09 "You getting a god damn hard on there Morgan!?" .. Dexter scoff lol

  • Hey Doakes, i'm thinking of starting a business what should i do?

    ADVERTISE MOTHERFUCKA!

  • Grab a crayon, psycho, and scribble this down.

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  • does anybody know which's the name of the song at 2.28?

    thanks!

  • In which episode did they change Dexter's workplace ?