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  • We're Irish, that's correct Irish

    I love chalula hot sauce, that stuff is ridiculously good, (gets up close to camera) "it's pretty much the best hot sauce in the world!!!"

    And the last thing you may not now about me... I'm a ninja. Also certified ninja!

    I love Brian Wilson!!!

  • His IQ cant be 188 although I think he probably is a genious

  • I love chalula hot sauce and im irish. We should make babies that are Irish and who love chalula hot sauce together!

  • thats correct, irish

  • Me & Brian Wilson have something in common...our birthday-hes exactly 3 years younger then me. :)

  • Cholula hot sauce has always been my favorite hot sauce ever, and I've tried them all. Me and Brian Wilson have something in common, my life is made.

  • funny wiki dosen't mention he's a ninja?

  • @916chaco actually yeah it does..haha

  • Fact!

  • never forget, you're awesome.:) <3

  • I love when hes says FACT.

  • People from Ireland are Awesome...... FACT

  • I love brian wilson.

    he is a genius!

    He is the most interesting guy on earth/ and he is hot!

  • haha..this dude is awssome!!! my ninjaaaaa....lol

  • 47 don't like chalulu hot sauce.

  • Put this show back on!

    The Beard On TV

  • 7 things now he has some dickhead mates thanks for your e mail it made me lol

  • Okay, Brian always talks about Chuck Norris, but what about Macgyver? Pfft, a fan of the 80's, I think not... xD

  • So that is why the ninja that saved me had a mohawk

  • Why does have that stupid beard? More importantly, why does he dye it black?

  • @Sideler74 His beard is just part of his awesomeness. And he doesn't dye it............it's just "tanned, ready, and focused from playing all their day games.". ;)

  • I no that he's a Dickhead 6 things now

  • @zachary210266 shut up. he is sick

  • @zachary210266 Yeah because Dickheads throw the last pitches to help their team win the Series. SMH! SOMEONE obviously doesn't watch enough baseball to get their facts straight. Don't hate on The Machine and his awesomeness. Now go look at yourself in the mirror and keep wishing you could be like B-Weezy! Because it's never going to happen! FACT!!!

  • Perhaps he learned his martial art skills at the Rob NENja school of Awesomeness.

  • Hahaha love this video

  • Cholula hot sauce is ah-freaking-mazing!!!!!!!!! This got me hungry now, I'm gonna go whip up some scrambled eggs with some of that hot sauce! mmm

  • The only thing I really had anything to comment on was cholula hot sauce. Love that shit.

  • Anyone from any country, if good enough, can be in the MLB farm system or any MLB baseball team. Also, a good amount of the world watches the World Series. If a large amount of people call the world series "the series", how can someone say it's not a series? Rudeboymick, shut the hell up.

  • I love this guy so much xD thanks for outs #25-27 in Game 5 Brian!!

  • @rudeboymick your right about the world thing but it is a series. Seven individual games put together does make a series

  • 6.) he doesn't understand camera lighting

  • *Einstein :-)

  • Turn the lights on, Eint

  • Oh My God! He neeeeds to be my best friend! Hahaha.

  • @michellelucianna He already IS my best friend!!!

  • @pishdad..... GO FUCK YOURSELF U PIECE OF SHIT!

  • and charcters like him are why we are WORLD F*@K@N CHAMPPSSS!!! SF OR DIE

  • fact #6 : He loves me. :D

  • I actually did know that he's a ninja....

  • Early 90's were awesome!

  • Why is Brian Wilson is so awesome

  • holy...fuckin...shit...this guy is fuckin hilarious...its been proven, that i love the 80's more!!!!

  • pishdad = troll? lol sauteed shrimp

  • A ninja never reveals himself, therefore not ninja.

  • @psyaaahbishes Well, saying youre a Ninja is a lot Funnier then saying youre a Viking. Nothing Funny or Nerdy abt Physically Dominating someone. So I think he made a good choice.

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  • "Before the 90's ruined everything"LOL the 90s are bomb dude what u talking about? I was born in the 90s lol

  • This guy is seriously awesome!! FACT.

  • Straight up, 100% pure awesome sauce. I love this dude.

  • Hey everybody, 80's party at Brian Wilson's house!!! Bring your own Lucky Charms and Cholula hot sauce, and don't argue with Brian about his IQ or you will get a Ninja Star in the eye.

  • brian ninja wilson is toooo awesome world championss

  • My IQ is 188! End of discussion its been proven certified genius! hahaha, I love him

  • This guy kinda reminds me of Nick Swisher...just 1000 times more insane. And awesome.

  • All you people here remind me of Sponge Bob characters- all mindless crustaceans!

  • @pishdad I'll pass.

  • Haha dont hate because he's filthy...sorry bout your rangers

  • LMAO !!! ....Im not a Giant fan Congrats 2010 WS ! by the way, but their should be more people like this guy . Certified Ninja WTF !

  • LMAO !!! ....Im not a Giant fan Congrats 2010 WS ! by the way, but their should be more people like this guy .

  • I think your gay...

  • 1 out of every 5 announcers mistake his name for RYAN...friggin ppl!!~ funny stat tho

  • A loser? A loser who's in the World Series. BAM!

    Love this man!

  • what the fuck is wrong with all you basturds?! He's a beast. Just accept it.

  • the sixth thing i know about you is you need a life....what a loser

  • @jediandteresa haha nice try. He's a mlb star, ladies love him, and he's making more money then you'll ever see. 

  • @rompstyle then these ppl don't have a life beside listening to pointless information about pointless topics ..... no wonder why the world is going to hell

  • @jediandteresa he just won the world series. So yeah biiiiggg loser.

  • FEAR THE BEARD.

  • @ quantumpolice is officially an idiot!!! he's probably jealous and wrote all that crap about Wilson thinking we would all agree with him!! hahaha epic fail dumbass!!!! ur probably 40 and jealous that you never amounted to anything in life and as a consequence you hate on other ppl!! hahahahaha... ppl who are famous n are about to win a world series!!! you have a better chance of uplifting your self esteem if you go make fun of a bum.. but not wilson... dumbass!!!

  • @LuckyLefty86 Wrong again little peefy boy! I like to post stuff to rile up all the little chicken neck neo con gestapo clowns!! You're the top of the heap little peefy boy!! I'm jealous of your little hero girl Brian Wilson like I'm jealous of those idiots Paris Hilton or Brittney Spears! I'm sure I just listed another two of your hero's there. Sorry if I offend goofballs like you! It's just too easy to do little peefy boy!!

  • oh yeah big high five 2 Dahead514 & TiViBEATZ they actually have lives.

  • If this is all you have to show for in your life...you must be saving the other 168 I.Q. points for making a cake or planning your wedding, huh?

  • @quantumpolice-are you SERIOUSLY putting this much thought and effort into replying on this video. GET A LIFE

  • @TiViBEATZ Hey Tivass or whatever....are you SERIOUSLY replying to me? Get a bigger life, jackass! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,ha!! Idiot!

  • @quantumpolice what a FUCKIN LOSER writing novels on Brian Wilson videos LMFAO!!!! OWNED.fuck off...FEAR THE FUCKIN BEARD BIAAAATCH

  • @TiViBEATZ Ahhhhhhh!! Haaaaaa! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! I've got your dumb ass responding & all pissed off at me!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! Bitch!

  • @quantumpolice Dude you analyzed every aspect of this video. Your'e obviously hella cool for that. Forreal. Like the dopest. Brian Wilson is a badass and I dont think he wants people to take him seriously. I mean hes a NINJA. How many ninjas do you know? ZERO. Im guessing youre just a butt hurt RANGERS fan and wants to hate on the team thats dominating. GIANTS TIL THE DAY I DIE. 415 FEAR THE BEARD. Like Brian Wilson would say, youre the bitch. "FACT".

  • @pworldcalifas Dude! You sound like some pathetic lost 16 yr. old on crack on Haight st. in SF!! Sorry, you've had a bad life but don't take it out on me man!! Hey I know a good dentist who'll fix that gap between your two front teeth!! Sorry the Giants is all you have to live for man!! Get some counseling hopefully they can cure you!

  • @pishdad Cure me of what? Saying something to people that obviously want the negative attention? Im sure you get your rocks off just internet fighting with random people. Do you have any type of life or do you just sit around with your bottle of lube all day? I have waaaay much more to live for than just the Giants but I will always have their back cause i grew up watching this team. Dont put us down cause your life sucks.

  • @quantumpolice he also has winning the world series to show for his life. Nothing major.

  • @icame2dance1 Ooooooo! He won a "World Series!" Any nominations to make this idiot our next Thomas Jefferson?!! Hmmmm? Anyone?! icame2dance1 is 1 vote!!!! Anyone else?!! We're talkin' "World Series Champ!" here people!!!! C'mon!! Let me see- Shakespeare, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Leonardo DaVinci, Michelangelo, Brian Wilson, Rembrandt, Vincent Van Gogh, Patrick Henry, Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant, Benjamin Franklin, BRIAN WILSON! There! Happy?!!

  • Oh & hey Mr. Genius.....Is this video the highlight of your creativity to this point in your life? Uh, you got anything else? I mean you're almost 30 right? Surely you've done something artistically or scientifically um slightly more creative or revolutionary than this video, right? I mean I'd think so? Cause I've seen videos from 7 year olds better than this- just sayin'!!

  • @quantumpolice you're THE biggest idiot in the world.

  • @Dahead2head514 Nuh uh!! You are!! No, no...that's too intelligent for your dumb ass....lets see if I can possibly get down to your intelligence, which is about IQ in lower teens, around 14 or 15.... Uh lets see.....Oh! Got it!! I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me & sticks to you! Hows that?! Do you understand that? See rubber bounces, & glue sticks, so your words bounce off me & then stick to you! Get it? That's up there with "you're the biggest idiot in the world," so.....

  • @quantumpolice wow. okay i have a few things to say. STOP. TAKING. DRUGS. you sounded like you were flat out taking fucking crack in that last comment, which, by the way, made ABSOLUTELY NO sense. "rubber bounced glue sticks"

    you are either a complete loser who needs to log off the computer and get a girlfriend or just mentally insane. i understand that it the only reason you are on the computer, to jerk off because YOU HAVE NO LIFE. please seek some help for the multiple disorders you have.

  • @Dahead2head514 Dude! Chill out!! I'm not the freaking speed ball freek you are!! I can't keep up with your insane monologue you poor cock! Slow down, clam down take, a deep breath & chill your sphincter breath. Save it with someone within your 12-14 pt IQ range, sphincter breath!! While your at it take a test to see if you'll qualify for 3rd grade grammar qualifications. I don't think you will but it'll prove you're IQ is over 20. You'll need it to get that 7-11 security job you've been eying!

  • If you weren't so jack up on that speed ball maybe your eyes would see well enough to understand clear English, sphincter breath! 

  • @quantumpolice Maybe he does this to chill out after winning the world series. just maybe.

  • @icame2dance1 Why don't you take your little shop talkin' ass to another planet you pathetic reason for a life!! All you pathetic people who have no other reason to live but to see some overgrown 3 year old win a sports event & become ROLE MODEL to you and your pathetic progeny! Your empty lifeless existences deserve the slouch existence you lead! Go root & holler about some mega corporate entity that gives a rats ass about you except to digest you skin & bones & spit you out into the garbage!

  • @icame2dance1 You're nothing but a sauteed shrimp, an hors d'oeuvres, in the skillet of the elite. You're a mindless crustacean!

  • @pishdad Sounds good.

  • Hmmm..... "Born 'originally' in Massachusetts." As opposed to what? Un-originally? Or perhaps born somewhere else however "originally" in Mass.? For someone with a 188 I.Q. you got some pretty weak syntax/logic goin on there brother. I'd have thought someone with a 188 I.Q. would have that kind of thing down pat by now!! Guess not! Hey since you're 20 I.Q points 'smarter' than Einstein you think you can unite gravity with the other 3 natural forces- weak, strong, & electromagnetic? Thanks man!

  • @quantumpolice calm the hell down, u dont have to act all big and bad on a youtube video comment on brian wilsons reality show. no one is intiminated by someone who makes stupid ass insults against a stupid video wilson made that no one takes seriously, its just for FUN!! ur just a loser who is trying 2 bring other people down just 2 make u feel better about ur sorry excuse for a life. I saw ur account ur 39 yrs old and u probably life in ur moms basement. shut up get over yourself & get a life.

  • @SFGiants4Life17 Look you pathetic looser you have so little self worth you have to give your self a big name like SFGiants4Life!!! You're a pathetic clown. The only thing you have going on in your life is the SF Giants who give a rats ass about your pathetic sphincter for a mouth!! I feel sorry for anyone who's got to put up with your pathetic ass in life- your pathetic sports/shop talk!! All you have to live for it baseball, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!! Pathetic looser living on mom & dads couch!

  • @pishdad U dont know me. i wasnt even talking 2 u no one was ur just like quantumpolice. u get a youtube account just to piss other people off and feel all mighty and high. im gonna say the same thing to u that i did 2 him. F U get over urself and get a life dont even try to call me out. i have about five other people that have said the same exact thing. dont even talk about my name because what kind of name is pishdad. FEAR THE BEARD BITCH!

  • @SFGiants4Life17 Dude! How old are you again? 3? LOL! Moron!! You are living proof people can get old but remain children.

  • CHOLULA Hot Sauce IS the best hot sauce... nothing else comes close to tasting as good !

  • The man has good taste in hot sauce.

  • Brian Wilson = OG of Major League Baseball....

  • right on codemonkeybrains!

  • This video is great except for that one mistake. It should be 88 IQ. He accidentally said 188.

  • CHOLULA! 

  • I thought this was going to be the guy from The Beach Boys. Nope. Just another tool trying to get famous. Damn interweb!

  • @akeladog1 He may or may not be a tool (however he loves cholula so he can't be all bad) but he is a pitcher for the San Francisco Giants (who happen to be in the world series) Not sure if that qualifies as famous or not.

  • All this and you could use a bag of chips. You seem drunk. I thought ninja school would at least be better than boyscouts and teach you to anticipate your needs, grasshopper.

  • All this and you seem to be drunk. You might eat a bag of chips. It could help you ninja. I thought they tained tou to look aftre your own needs in Ninja training school, Genius.

  • That's it Im getting rid of that youtube Igoogle widget.

  • why?

  • I thought by the title that it would be a reference to the Monty Python movie >.<

  • @omgdontliekkillme me too insted i found a completely useless and stupid video

  • Who the hells Brian Wilson and why does he think hes so famous ( sorry bout last post didnt mean to press enter im on an iphone so its hard to type sometimes)

  • @Achilliez101 you obviously dont watch baseball he is the relief pitcher for the giants

  • @Achilliez101 If I was a professional pitcher I'd think I was famous too.

  • Who the hells Brian Wilson and why does he think

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  • your s DOUCHEBAG.

  • Who is this amazingly good joker, what is he doing on my IGoogle page and the main question that I couldn't figure out for myself: when to laugh?

    Btw, the name "Life of Brian". Change it, it's occupied by a great comedy movie

  • Cholula rocks... and it's the best thing EVER on peperoni pizza

  • @sdarms111 You got that right, I love that stuff!! Wilson ain't wrong, Cholula is the shit!!

  • You are NOT A GENIUS, this is FACT and CERTIFIED. Because ONLY a SELF ABSORBED RETARD can spawn videos like this!!

  • "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" *whistling* :D

  • shouldn't a certified genius with an 188 IQ be able figure out that there are 8 years between 1982 and 1990?

  • TAT WAS STUPID DUDE LOL

    BAM !!! UR GAY ROTFLMAO !!!

  • #6  - you're a douche

  • is this meant to be funny?

    they're clearly not secrets, he's proud of all of these 'facts'... wtf

  • Why would I want to know 5 things about this random guy? Where are my Monty Python related facts?! Incidentally; 188??? I think he must have missed the decimal point on his IQ score sheet. Yes I know IQ scores aren't decimalised before some pedant tries to correct me.

  • @rudeboymick This make me a pedant, but he's a bit more than some random guy. Maybe people who watched the world series would want to know things about him. Just sayin'

  • @icame2dance1 What's the world series?

  • @rudeboymick Like the harry potter series. Except the main character is the world.

  • @icame2dance1 Really? Because a quick bit of research suggests that it's like the Harry Potter series (i.e. not very good) but the "world" has got nothing to do with it. The organisers obviously thought that the word "world" made it sound more glamorous when in actual fact it's just a one off novelty match - the baseball equivalent of the FA community shield.

  • @rudeboymick You're entitled to your opinion.

  • @icame2dance1 True, but everything after "not very good" was fact, not opinion.

  • @rudeboymick That mind reading ability you have must come in handy.

  • @icame2dance1 I'm sorry, which mind reading ability would this be? The "world" has got nothing to do with the world series; FACT. It is just a one off match like the community shield; FACT. I suppose that, in fairness, it may not be a fact that the organisers wanted it to sound more glamorous - it may be that they were just arrogant. In any case, there was no mind reading on my part. How could I read the minds of people who are long since dead?

  • @rudeboymick You must be a mind reader to know what the organisers wanted. And just so you know, putting 'FACT' doesn't make a statement any less incorrect.

  • @icame2dance1 Jesus, this is like talking to a brick wall. If you think that 2 out of 195 countries (thats about 1%) taking part in a competition makes it a world competition then you are living in a dream world. Unless I'm very much mistaken, the world "series" is a yearly one off match. So which of those two FACTS do you think is incorrect? Don't get confused - I'm not telling you not to be a fan; I'm arguing that the "world series" has nothing to do with the world and it isn't a series.

  • @rudeboymick I did know that putting the word "FACT" doesn't make things less incorrect. Equally, blatantly ignoring the facts doesn't help your argument either. Just so YOU know; sentences should never start with "and".

  • Hey, who certifies Ninjas? Is there a union or something? You got a card to prove that?

  • <----HILARIOUS DUDE !!!!

  • lol this guy is hilarious

  • When i saw the title i thought it had to do with Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

  • @hostolis same, waste of my time

  • @hostolis Me too :) And this is stupid :(

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  • Byron who?

  • dude you are a freak go back to your crack pipe and crawl back under the rock you came from it should say mom there is your clue .

  • Not to be mean but you are a bit cocky :| Your fame got to your head a little. I know you are joking when you said you are a ninja but if you really think you are a certified ninja please (not to be mean) get your head checked.

  • @TheDeadlymongoose i said that because when he was "Rome" he said he had a dream as a ninja and blah blah blah some other stuff

  • He's a good player, but way to cocky

  • Wow, most misleading title ever. "Life of Brian" AND "Brian Wilson" in the title? You should throw a "Bieber" in there if you really want to rack up the hits.

  • Rob1digg.. He does have a job.. He's the freaking closing pitcher for the SF Giants. You should get a job and get off youtube and stop posting lame ass things.

  • what is your purpose dude. get a JOB!!!!!

  • @rob1digg um hes the closing pitcher for the giants dude. its called a job

  • what is your purpose dude. get a JOB!!!!!

  • Cleary Brian has at least 107 good friends that are willing to lie to give him a positive rating. 

  • Mensa called, they want they're bo staff back.

  • Cholula is the best hot sauce.

  • couldn't turn on a light bud?

  • I thought this was about the movie Life of Brian. (walks out)

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