Dice was certainly funnier than Stern. He just ran out of inspiration. People who went to a Dice show knew exactly what to expect, so why the phony outrage?
@richiejoey1 Go watch the original Nutty Professor with Jerry Lewis. Dice stole his act from the Buddy Love character. He's not original & he is far from funny. I mean "hickory dickory dock" or "old mother hubbard", Wow. Thank-you.
fuck u people , dice is the best comic ever - smoked eddie murphy , richard pryor -chappel u name one better than dice , maybe goege carlin depending on ur sence of humor - and dont even mention the queens from england
@butterball1234abcd I dunno, as far as in a top ten of badass, aggressive comics that change the way we look at things, I would say Dice is up there, along with Artie, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, and Larry David. But I would always put the name Bill Hicks on top. The Johnny Cash of the comedic circuit. If you pull some of these guys out of the grave and into one show with BILL HICKS heading the crew, that show lineup would cut the fucking planet in half.
@LadyScorpio39 To be fair people did suck a lot of hairpsray in the 80s. I heard that Dice one time at a show way back did so much blow that he didn't NEED hairspray to hold his hair up.
Also, his schtick is that he's a jewish guy who does a satire of a Guido guy who degrades women. He tried being Just Andrew Clay and just be decent but it tanked and you gotta make money, right? You probably married rich you sexy little thing you. hehe...
@natemann133 Sam Kinison's death is the worst thing to ever happen to Dice -- no new material to rip off. Dice's leather jacket is more Italian than Dice tries to make himself out to be.
@SuperStrik9 I think part of his problem is that he's this insult comic who likes to aim below the belt when it comes to those he insults. The guy uses sexist, homophobic and racial slurs, yet painstakingly casts himself as this working class, Brooklyn/Italian personality. His last name is Silverstein, and yet he's spent his entire career omitting that fact. I remember when the Diceman went ballistic when Jackie Martling pointed that out on one of Stern's broadcasts.
@jstephenj Yeah I've never been a fan of people who try to be something they're not ala Dice. Plus the fact that I just don't find him funny. If others do great. He also is the epitome of someone who can dish it out but can't take it, which is fucking lame imo. I'll take Hicks, Pryor, Carlin, Bruce, Kinison, and many others over Dice any day.
@SuperStrik9 Just to be clear, it's not Dice being jewish that makes him such a scumbag. It was his the way he would always conduct himself off camera. He reminds me of certain professional wrestlers who can't separate their wrestling persona from their life away from the camera. Even as a kid, I found his hickory dickory dock routine to be lame. If he spent less time on perfecting his Italian persona and more time on delivering irreverent humor, he might have been a relevent comic.
who cares if it's old stuff you dumb mother fuckers, it's good if it stands the test of time. Who needs to keep up with the "jones" of comedy , oh fuckin boo fucking hoo it's not fresh wah wah wah dry your eyes fuckin sooks! here is something ....how about all you "Dice" sooks turn around........cause we have trouble hearing you when you're talkin out of yar arse!!!!!! in the word's of the great............"I do the fucking!!!!"
It's over for the fans. It's a shame comedy fans even call themselves 'fans'. Artie Lang may be funny but so is Dice. If you fucks new comedy you would understand Dice. But, you don't, so, um, go fuck yourself.
@jonblast jon, you should date the clips, man. If you can't remember, try checking the "marksfriggin" website for the dates. Great archive that site. I'm just sayin' cuz clips like these kinda make me miss shit about the show and wonder what else was happening in the world at that time. I hope somebody uploaded a video of that sirius show.
@thedarthflagger 100% Jewgine and an unfunny one too. I remember when Dice first came on the scene and many of the Italians I knew then thought he was a god. I kept telling them he's Jewish but they did not believe it. Silverstein Is not Italian as far as I know. Dice & Artie Lange. 2 unfunny guys who think they're 100% Italian.
Dice was certainly funnier than Stern. He just ran out of inspiration. People who went to a Dice show knew exactly what to expect, so why the phony outrage?
richiejoey1 17 hours ago
@richiejoey1 Go watch the original Nutty Professor with Jerry Lewis. Dice stole his act from the Buddy Love character. He's not original & he is far from funny. I mean "hickory dickory dock" or "old mother hubbard", Wow. Thank-you.
StrnFn9099 6 hours ago
These are some nice emails on Dice!
cochranexyz 4 days ago
I don't understand ? Dice says he's the best comic ever.
EVER !!! Negro please !
Speaking of no talent , F. Robin !!
Lvduggo69 1 week ago
I'm ova here now!
Rschr101 1 week ago
today's comic "what are you a homo?" hahahahaha. rather than tell funny stories, they yell curses and get drunk. not worth seeing them.
eddtoro 3 weeks ago
Another jew that threw away the family name in the pursuit of money.........Not that there is anything wrong with that. hehe
mdo686 1 month ago
Dice stopped doing all that coke, got fat, and just wasn't funny anymore.
Tom David
Minneapolis
TomDavid88 1 month ago
Dyed hair , Swifty Lazar power glasses . Def very creepy looking.
Ettoredipugnar 2 months ago
man I'm glad I'm not a comedian. I don't know how those guys deal with crowds like that.
marty7044 2 months ago
Dice looks like a real Hebe in his old age!
mypalrocco 2 months ago
Without Dice there wouldn't be Gilbert Dice, therefor Dice is the man.
snjDWT 2 months ago
Dice sucks. He's nothing but a loud-mouth meat-head.
Dickstar86 2 months ago
@Dickstar86 stfu STUPID..kill yourself already. it's time.
bustballz 2 months ago
@bustballz I'm sorry that I insulted your girlfriend.
Dickstar86 2 months ago
@bustballz
How old are you?
frickadele 2 months ago
@frickadele why are you a pedophile you low-life scumbag piece of whale shit.
bustballz 2 months ago
At first glance I thought that was a shot of Jason Alexander.
KeyserGalt 3 months ago
LOL that Riley Martin remix at the end is GOLD
THEVANDALIZERS 3 months ago
Dice sucks donkey dick
TheFootinyourass 3 months ago
sad
JOSEPHVENTURABRAND 3 months ago
DICE RULES
jindigger 4 months ago
the show NEEDS artie
swat420 4 months ago
I remember listening to this and Dice had is ass handed back to him by the audience.
thegreatbungholio21 4 months ago
Hey Dice, 1990 called, it said, "You're done!"
JosephCa64 4 months ago 2
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I think I'm starting to leave way too many comments here. I apologize to jonblast.
great upload.
Betamaki 5 months ago
fuck u people , dice is the best comic ever - smoked eddie murphy , richard pryor -chappel u name one better than dice , maybe goege carlin depending on ur sence of humor - and dont even mention the queens from england
butterball1234abcd 5 months ago
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@butterball1234abcd I dunno, as far as in a top ten of badass, aggressive comics that change the way we look at things, I would say Dice is up there, along with Artie, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinison, and Larry David. But I would always put the name Bill Hicks on top. The Johnny Cash of the comedic circuit. If you pull some of these guys out of the grave and into one show with BILL HICKS heading the crew, that show lineup would cut the fucking planet in half.
Betamaki 5 months ago
HICKORY, DICKORY, DOCK, DICE SUCKS BIG COCK, HE SMELL LIKE POO, THAT DIRTY FUCKING JEW. HICHERY DICKERY DOCK!!!
toopoogang 5 months ago 2
@toopoogang ..... If you feel like that then stop having sex with him faggot then you won't be subjected to smelling his poo ass!!
44joints 5 months ago
@toopoogang HICKORY DICKORY , DOCK TELL THAT MOTHER FUCKER TO SUCK HOWARD STERNS COCK! "
GalaticSpaceHero 5 months ago
omg is this andrew dice guy still around???
he was annnoying in the 80's! he's annoying now!!! the guy is pathetic and not funny!
LadyScorpio39 5 months ago
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@LadyScorpio39 To be fair people did suck a lot of hairpsray in the 80s. I heard that Dice one time at a show way back did so much blow that he didn't NEED hairspray to hold his hair up.
Also, his schtick is that he's a jewish guy who does a satire of a Guido guy who degrades women. He tried being Just Andrew Clay and just be decent but it tanked and you gotta make money, right? You probably married rich you sexy little thing you. hehe...
Betamaki 5 months ago
what's with the sideburns?
IHateStaleCrackers 5 months ago
i met dice.hes a cool mother fucker...the day the laughter died was when he retired.thanx 4 the autograoh adc..bronx stand up for the dice man
UNDERTAKERSFANZ 5 months ago
Dice is an unfunny asshole who thinks he's such an f'in tough guy. Someone needs to knock some sense into him
natemann133 6 months ago
@natemann133 Sam Kinison's death is the worst thing to ever happen to Dice -- no new material to rip off. Dice's leather jacket is more Italian than Dice tries to make himself out to be.
jstephenj 5 months ago
@jstephenj SO true! Sam actually had talent. Something Dice never had and never will.
SuperStrik9 4 months ago
@SuperStrik9 I think part of his problem is that he's this insult comic who likes to aim below the belt when it comes to those he insults. The guy uses sexist, homophobic and racial slurs, yet painstakingly casts himself as this working class, Brooklyn/Italian personality. His last name is Silverstein, and yet he's spent his entire career omitting that fact. I remember when the Diceman went ballistic when Jackie Martling pointed that out on one of Stern's broadcasts.
jstephenj 4 months ago
@jstephenj Yeah I've never been a fan of people who try to be something they're not ala Dice. Plus the fact that I just don't find him funny. If others do great. He also is the epitome of someone who can dish it out but can't take it, which is fucking lame imo. I'll take Hicks, Pryor, Carlin, Bruce, Kinison, and many others over Dice any day.
SuperStrik9 4 months ago
@SuperStrik9 Just to be clear, it's not Dice being jewish that makes him such a scumbag. It was his the way he would always conduct himself off camera. He reminds me of certain professional wrestlers who can't separate their wrestling persona from their life away from the camera. Even as a kid, I found his hickory dickory dock routine to be lame. If he spent less time on perfecting his Italian persona and more time on delivering irreverent humor, he might have been a relevent comic.
jstephenj 4 months ago
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jstephenj 4 months ago
Dice is the man. He'll make new material exactly when the fuck he feels like it.
SteamProVidz 6 months ago 2
He should do comedy in Israel. I'll bet his grandfather wasn't funny even if his life depended on it-which is why he probably got gassed.
TheRealStinkyface 6 months ago
Is that a rabbi in the picture?
TheAndr00e 6 months ago
@TheAndr00e may as well be.
blastingcaps 6 months ago
boston is almost on the shore of the ocean. 60 miles east of boston youd be in the middle of the atlantic
LBC6893 6 months ago
is that dice clay or harry carey in that photo?
jwolf822 6 months ago
who cares if it's old stuff you dumb mother fuckers, it's good if it stands the test of time. Who needs to keep up with the "jones" of comedy , oh fuckin boo fucking hoo it's not fresh wah wah wah dry your eyes fuckin sooks! here is something ....how about all you "Dice" sooks turn around........cause we have trouble hearing you when you're talkin out of yar arse!!!!!! in the word's of the great............"I do the fucking!!!!"
ru5tynut 6 months ago
I bet Dice is the one and only "dislikes"!
meltz911 6 months ago
It's over for the fans. It's a shame comedy fans even call themselves 'fans'. Artie Lang may be funny but so is Dice. If you fucks new comedy you would understand Dice. But, you don't, so, um, go fuck yourself.
The6degreeseparation 6 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK DICE
DisinformationAge 7 months ago
dice was hilarious.nobody on that show could blow away a crowd live like dice in his hay day.
reg5381 7 months ago
Good thing Artie got his money up front. Never trust Dice.
RossBayCult 7 months ago
When was this show?
Darkez982 7 months ago
@Darkez982 I dont know the exact date, but this clip is from November 2007.
jonblast 7 months ago
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@jonblast jon, you should date the clips, man. If you can't remember, try checking the "marksfriggin" website for the dates. Great archive that site. I'm just sayin' cuz clips like these kinda make me miss shit about the show and wonder what else was happening in the world at that time. I hope somebody uploaded a video of that sirius show.
Betamaki 5 months ago
@MrHideyoursheep.
So how do u feel about Artie ?
Lvduggo69 7 months ago
A young Harry Caray?
gadgetvsclaw 7 months ago
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HOWARD STERN IS GOOD but BEAST 1333 is SUPERIOR
YOUTUBE KEYWORD: ILLUMINATI BEAST
manleyphall 8 months ago
snarlins snarlins
Skrimpish 8 months ago
Andrew Dice Clay Got Brain's..Artie Lange is a Fat,Obese,Useless,Juckie..
MrHideyoursheep 8 months ago
Rough crowd
debi5058 8 months ago
f robin
dpuknowme 8 months ago
8:46 The way Howard says heckle and jeckle makes me laugh.
EatinApplesauce 8 months ago
dice sucks
carlawon 9 months ago 2
DICE is a legend man, Artie has a lot of balls
fairlyfaithful 9 months ago
Type in "howard stern fartman" on youtube.
westshideasss 9 months ago
"you either suck dick: or you do not suck dick *OH!* *heehee*
westshideasss 9 months ago
who the fuck is andrew dice clay?
BEARARMZ 9 months ago 3
I love the tags for this clip, Dice Clay sucks, bombs, bad standup! LMFAO, It's funny 'cause it's true
mnkycmkydu 10 months ago
Dice was never funny, it's just that his half-hour of hacky material was no longer defendable after 10+ years.
ralphyetmore 10 months ago
@ralphyetmore hick☺ry dickory dock, your wife was suckin my c☺ck
geogodley 10 months ago
@geogodley Wow. Good one.
ralphyetmore 10 months ago
Man the diceman is losing his hair.
fumetti 10 months ago
Thanks for posting this! Awesome!!
RatedRKJerichO 10 months ago
JEWGINE
thedarthflagger 10 months ago 14
@thedarthflagger 100% Jewgine and an unfunny one too. I remember when Dice first came on the scene and many of the Italians I knew then thought he was a god. I kept telling them he's Jewish but they did not believe it. Silverstein Is not Italian as far as I know. Dice & Artie Lange. 2 unfunny guys who think they're 100% Italian.
StrnFn9099 3 days ago
Come on artie,dices time is over with the hickery dickory dock bullshit.Dice time is over,Its over johnny!!!!
flaflaflohiii 10 months ago 17
Artie is a loyal friend
Dilly5 10 months ago 2