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  • Dice was certainly funnier than Stern. He just ran out of inspiration. People who went to a Dice show knew exactly what to expect, so why the phony outrage?

  • @richiejoey1 Go watch the original Nutty Professor with Jerry Lewis. Dice stole his act from the Buddy Love character. He's not original & he is far from funny. I mean "hickory dickory dock" or "old mother hubbard", Wow. Thank-you.

  • These are some nice emails on Dice!

  • I don't understand ? Dice says he's the best comic ever.

    EVER !!! Negro please !

    Speaking of no talent , F. Robin !!

  • I'm ova here now!

  • today's comic "what are you a homo?" hahahahaha. rather than tell funny stories, they yell curses and get drunk. not worth seeing them.

  • Another jew that threw away the family name in the pursuit of money.........Not that there is anything wrong with that. hehe

  • Dice stopped doing all that coke, got fat, and just wasn't funny anymore.

    Tom David

    Minneapolis

  • Dyed hair , Swifty Lazar power glasses . Def very creepy looking.

  • man I'm glad I'm not a comedian. I don't know how those guys deal with crowds like that.

  • Dice looks like a real Hebe in his old age!

  • Without Dice there wouldn't be Gilbert Dice, therefor Dice is the man.

  • Dice sucks. He's nothing but a loud-mouth meat-head.

  • @Dickstar86 stfu STUPID..kill yourself already. it's time.

  • @bustballz I'm sorry that I insulted your girlfriend.

  • @bustballz

    How old are you?

  • @frickadele why are you a pedophile you low-life scumbag piece of whale shit.

  • At first glance I thought that was a shot of Jason Alexander. 

  • LOL that Riley Martin remix at the end is GOLD

  • Dice sucks donkey dick

  • sad

  • DICE RULES

  • the show NEEDS artie

  • I remember listening to this and Dice had is ass handed back to him by the audience.

  • Hey Dice, 1990 called, it said, "You're done!"

  • fuck u people , dice is the best comic ever - smoked eddie murphy , richard pryor -chappel u name one better than dice , maybe goege carlin depending on ur sence of humor - and dont even mention the queens from england

  • HICKORY, DICKORY, DOCK, DICE SUCKS BIG COCK, HE SMELL LIKE POO, THAT DIRTY FUCKING JEW. HICHERY DICKERY DOCK!!!

  • @toopoogang ..... If you feel like that then stop having sex with him faggot then you won't be subjected to smelling his poo ass!!

  • @toopoogang HICKORY DICKORY , DOCK TELL THAT MOTHER FUCKER TO SUCK HOWARD STERNS COCK! "

  • omg is this andrew dice guy still around???

    he was annnoying in the 80's! he's annoying now!!! the guy is pathetic and not funny!

  • what's with the sideburns?

  • i met dice.hes a cool mother fucker...the day the laughter died was when he retired.thanx 4 the autograoh adc..bronx stand up for the dice man

  • Dice is an unfunny asshole who thinks he's such an f'in tough guy. Someone needs to knock some sense into him

  • @natemann133 Sam Kinison's death is the worst thing to ever happen to Dice -- no new material to rip off. Dice's leather jacket is more Italian than Dice tries to make himself out to be.

  • @jstephenj SO true! Sam actually had talent. Something Dice never had and never will.

  • @SuperStrik9 I think part of his problem is that he's this insult comic who likes to aim below the belt when it comes to those he insults. The guy uses sexist, homophobic and racial slurs, yet painstakingly casts himself as this working class, Brooklyn/Italian personality. His last name is Silverstein, and yet he's spent his entire career omitting that fact. I remember when the Diceman went ballistic when Jackie Martling pointed that out on one of Stern's broadcasts.

  • @jstephenj Yeah I've never been a fan of people who try to be something they're not ala Dice. Plus the fact that I just don't find him funny. If others do great. He also is the epitome of someone who can dish it out but can't take it, which is fucking lame imo. I'll take Hicks, Pryor, Carlin, Bruce, Kinison, and many others over Dice any day.

  • @SuperStrik9 Just to be clear, it's not Dice being jewish that makes him such a scumbag. It was his the way he would always conduct himself off camera. He reminds me of certain professional wrestlers who can't separate their wrestling persona from their life away from the camera. Even as a kid, I found his hickory dickory dock routine to be lame. If he spent less time on perfecting his Italian persona and more time on delivering irreverent humor, he might have been a relevent comic.

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  • Dice is the man. He'll make new material exactly when the fuck he feels like it.

  • He should do comedy in Israel. I'll bet his grandfather wasn't funny even if his life depended on it-which is why he probably got gassed.

  • Is that a rabbi in the picture?

  • @TheAndr00e may as well be.

  • boston is almost on the shore of the ocean. 60 miles east of boston youd be in the middle of the atlantic

  • is that dice clay or harry carey in that photo?

  • who cares if it's old stuff you dumb mother fuckers, it's good if it stands the test of time. Who needs to keep up with the "jones" of comedy , oh fuckin boo fucking hoo it's not fresh wah wah wah dry your eyes fuckin sooks! here is something ....how about all you "Dice" sooks turn around........cause we have trouble hearing you when you're talkin out of yar arse!!!!!! in the word's of the great............"I do the fucking!!!!"

  • I bet Dice is the one and only "dislikes"!

  • It's over for the fans. It's a shame comedy fans even call themselves 'fans'. Artie Lang may be funny but so is Dice. If you fucks new comedy you would understand Dice. But, you don't, so, um, go fuck yourself.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK DICE

  • dice was hilarious.nobody on that show could blow away a crowd live like dice in his hay day.

  • Good thing Artie got his money up front. Never trust Dice.

  • When was this show?

  • @Darkez982 I dont know the exact date, but this clip is from November 2007.

  • @MrHideyoursheep.

    So how do u feel about Artie ?

  • A young Harry Caray?

  • snarlins snarlins

  • Andrew Dice Clay Got Brain's..Artie Lange is a Fat,Obese,Useless,Juckie..

  • Rough crowd

  • f robin

  • 8:46 The way Howard says heckle and jeckle makes me laugh.

  • dice sucks

  • DICE is a legend man, Artie has a lot of balls

  • Type in "howard stern fartman" on youtube.

  • "you either suck dick: or you do not suck dick *OH!* *heehee*

  • who the fuck is andrew dice clay?

  • I love the tags for this clip, Dice Clay sucks, bombs, bad standup! LMFAO, It's funny 'cause it's true

  • Dice was never funny, it's just that his half-hour of hacky material was no longer defendable after 10+ years.

  • @ralphyetmore hick☺ry dickory dock, your wife was suckin my c☺ck

  • @geogodley Wow. Good one.

  • Man the diceman is losing his hair.

  • Thanks for posting this! Awesome!!

  • JEWGINE 

  • @thedarthflagger 100% Jewgine and an unfunny one too. I remember when Dice first came on the scene and many of the Italians I knew then thought he was a god. I kept telling them he's Jewish but they did not believe it. Silverstein Is not Italian as far as I know. Dice & Artie Lange. 2 unfunny guys who think they're 100% Italian.

  • Come on artie,dices time is over with the hickery dickory dock bullshit.Dice time is over,Its over johnny!!!!

  • Artie is a loyal friend

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