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  • lmaooooooooooo , silli tarikhakhoun ashurayeeh :D lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

  • Lol soo funny !!! :D but there is no such thing as Assyrian terrorist lol! But it's still really funny :D

  • As result, Rawlinson was surprised during his research to discover that the founders of the Mesopotamian civilization were of Kushite origin. He made it clear that the Semitic speakers of Akkad and the non-Semitic speakers of Sumer were both Black or Negro people who called themselves sag-gig-ga “Black Heads”. In Rawlinson’s day the Sumerian people were recognized as Akkadian or Chaldean, while the Semitic speaking blacks were called Assyrians

  • Assyrian TERRORIST, R u fuken serious. How Fuken stupid is this video. Why the fuk would u name it that. There are no Assyrian Terrorist. Its people like the dick head that put this video put that give us Assyrians a BAD name.

  • this is so stupid u call urself assyrian when ur saying our people are terrorists

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  • burger king sounds good lol

  • god blese america and all the poor chritian assyrians bieng murderd by muslums thies kids are giving assyrians a bad name we are not muslums nor radacls nor terrorists

  • OH you crazy kids you lol thier just haveing fun assyrians are chrisitan and are not terrorists infact thier have bin alot of jenocides of assyrians in irag and iran cause the muslums cant stand asyrians cause thier chrristian unfortunatly they have killed alot of inocent assyrian men woman and children but thank god america is thier to help us assyrians thies kids are assyrian they should be greatful thier safe here in america or the would be killed by muslums who hate all assyrian christians.

  • haha assyrian 4 live

  • if your assyrian then you packin a 9 inch dick. Respect to all my assyrian hommies.

  • since when do u use a spoon at burger king?

  • assyrian will be not forgotten .... khya ator

  • Assyria 4 ever...u cant destroy it haters!

  • i taught assyrians were christians so theyre terrorists?

  • Egypt Air Flight 990. The pilot forced the plane down into the ocean, look it up.

  • يلعن كس اختك اذا تعرف شي عن التاريخ.وكلامك هو دليل على تربيتك وتعاليمك واخلاقك الواطيه...الف عير بكس اختكmrfaadee

  • ديرررررح ولي

  • fuck you

  • كميتو باخييييييي راباااااا رابااااااا ناشت سويدن

  • @MrFaadee lek kos okhtak alga7ba, roo7 shof islam shdayesawon, yetzawejon bnat ali 3omerhom 4 snen. khawat alga7ba, o islam jayeen yeghta9bon banathom. khawat alga7ba. shon mohammed algawad 9ar nabi, a9lam mohameed maletkom akbar dajal o 7arami, o la tbe3on sharafkom 3alena. roo7 shoof khawatek shdayesawon o mo7ajabeen 7ata alnayaj la yet3aref 3alehom ya abn moslem algawad.

  • alla yel3an abouk ya a5ou el sharmouta u al3an sharafak iza 3andak sharaf ya eben el alf 8a7be laou emmak ma nayaket fik ma kent 7kit hek 3al ashurieen el ashurieen henne aslak ya wati eben el 8undara

  • ROFL

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­

  • If you knew who I was you would jump on my nutts pal, our family personally employs dozens of your no good for nothing race to work in our warehouses delivering medical equipment, you may talk shit to me online, or your race may talk shit behind my back but you know what, you'll always be fag, you know what i got no beef with your race, its you who I gotta problem with, dumb people such as yourself trying to talk shit online without a proper education. What do you do, work in a tire shop?liquor

  • Who the fuck do you think you are to talk so much shit? All assyrians are a 1000 better than you, uneducated lowlife piece of shit

  • Excuse me buddy, but ur the one that is talking like a lowlife illiterate, no culture, having son of a bitch.

  • btw since when did you start listening to michael jackson, since he died? ur ass is so easy to stereotype its just that easy.

  • OH yeah you know me oh so well. I've always loved him you piece of shit, don't talk like you fucking know me. Both my parents are respected doctors and would kick your fucking fatass anytime. Talk shit, eat shit

  • no u didn't homo, and doctors are literally shit to us ok buddy.

  • Oh i feel so insulted, you called me a homo :)

    Ohh honey, ever heard of a school?

    Go learn some fucking grammar ;)

    LOL sure

  • Nasha de khooshen massyilooon

  • That is Funny, are you assyrian? I am!

  • jews and arabs derived from US assyrians you guys ever get into assyrian tree of life its great stuff for all you dumb fuck one track minded morons

  • @kingbigdawg9

    lol.... they didn't derive from us. wtf is that bullshit u spit? we descend from ashur they dont.

  • beshletoon riza ou shirba gu mcdonalds lol..that wud be the day ...

  • Assyrians are not Arabs do ur history and read the bible

  • Then why do u have ARAB NAMES!!!!!!! hahaha SUCK MY DICK TOO :)

  • well actually my name is Jewish dumbass lol

  • Dawoud is a jewish/hebrew name, not David, please get it through ur head and read a book for once instead of masturbating on urself all the time please just get it man.

  • bro my nam eis jewish its spelled David in english

  • why wud u delete ur comment, because it made u look like a dumb ass! i never said anything about ur name faggot. but most of the aSSyrians that come to usa change their fucking names to western style just so they can FIT in because they do not have a culture of their own, also the actual bible names are MUSA (moses) ESA (JESUS) DAWOUD (DAVID) SULIMAN (SOLOMON) YACOUB (JACOB) and so on, so see that ur people are actually FOLLOWERS! why didn't you just keep your forefathers names? cause ur scared

  • are you for real? you gotta be a fucking retard. dawoud is david in english so the name is still the same like calling you kalb meaning a dog in english. do you see when im going ya dog (kalb). for your information you fucking retard assyrians may convert their name to english(same name different language) but you pieces of shit convert mustafa to mike how do you get that?

  • First of all don't try to sound like your smart, your nothing but a waste of time to me, like seriously your replying to a comment that was left 6 months ago, r u for real? we may give ourselves nick names because people like you pretend like you don't know how to pronounce them, but you legally change your names cause you are all uncle toms ok gahba? do you understand that? gaghba? I may be a dog but you are a bitch and you will always be a bitch and you will die a bitch.

  • btw ur name is a western name, its not hebrew nor it is jewish, yeah so suck dock, lots of it.

  • suck dock? lol illiterate son of a muslim whore

  • oopz sorry i ment to say that 2 sum1 else

  • SURAYEHHHHH!!!! BESHENA MIN AUSTRALIAAAAAAA MY KING N QUEEN BROTHERS N SISTERS, this arab ask y havent we got high poulation n thats becasue wen mohamhead came and put ur arab forefathers heads 2 d sword and said covert u fcken scum they did our ppl didnt and even up as late as 1900 we stormed d turks wid swords compaired 2 there guns fucken brits didnt give us d heat we wanted 2 killem, we charged 2 certain death u know y beacuse we dont give a fuck u put us 2 a wall we gonna fuck our way out

  • Ahoooooo, another musrieen khmara trying to prove he's smart?

    Listen, hun. Assyrians own your ass.

    End of story.

  • I love you terrorists.

  • assyrians were one of the 1st chrisstians ever

  • كس اختك

  • on our ideas thats what were proud of

  • assyrians were the rulers i didn't used to hate maslims until you showed me how stupid they are today merkabah06 we are the reason you have everything you have today. we were one of the earliest civilizations we have already survived 5,000 years and we will be known again. the reason we will be known again is because we are starting to open the eyes of others to how we survived in babalone and our alphabet and many of our moden thing like cars wouldn't be here unless they weren't based cuntinued

  • who ever made this vidio is a fucking asshole assyrians were stronger then the whole world and they will be again

  • all assyrians add me and sub to me GO ASSYRIANS!

  • hahahahahahah ;D;D;D;D

  • First of all, my Creator decides if I am a true Muslim second its not just Chaldean that are fleeing to Syria but also the Muslim Iraqis There is a Civil war going on in Iraq and it wasn't started by Muslims it was instigated by your Israeli friends who control American policies. Also thank you for admitting that the Chaldeans lived in peace Under Saddam who was a "Muslim". Reason why I asked u that question was cause There are 2 billion Muslims so why aren't all of them killing Christians?

  • You are right, it is the Israeli.

  • their are 2 billion Muslims world wide, I myself am from Michigan. I have many Chaldean friends, do you hear of any Muslim killing Chaldean? The question that is lingering in my head so much is why do you spend your time hating on Muslims? I mean it wouldn't bother me if you did it once in a while but according to your profile it seems to me that you sincerely want to destroy us and if that is the case you won't be able to.. and no I have to desire to insult you anymore, apology accepted.

  • You know what you are right let me re phrase that, nobody knows you people anymore. Indus valley Civilization was discovered 100 yrs ago, and the all Scholars agree that they were in fact the first Civilized people not the Babylonians. As for calling me ignorant and assuming that I am stupid really destroys your credibility to be a righteous human being don't believe just look at the video above you which gives me the right to say what I am saying. Your people have nothing better to do.

  • hahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH khmare dont act like muslim terrorists fuck them we are assyrian christians and proud!!!

  • what r u assyrians proud of? nobody knows you.

  • What the hell are you talking about?? I know who Assyrians are, and they certainley are not Muslims. They were the people of Mesopotamia.They gave the world everything. People certainley know muslims and nothing very Good about them i may add.

    Proud German American

  • Gave the world what? Egyptians had the worlds most sophisticated civilization and were the first ones might I add. If you say that All people that came from Mesopotamia were Asyrians then why isn't the Asyrian population high like China or India? and please tell me what is that you take pride in giving the world, what have you given the world, Asyrians were nothing but Idol worshipers. I just read your comment "They gave the world everything" do you even know what you are saying?

  • Er...and you are arab muslim not choptic nor nubian honey arabs came from arabia the last sesmetic scum to evolve I suggest to you history readings and then talk. No they did not. Egyptians were good but not better then assyrians everyone there whole mother knows this. You are not same Egyptian sweetheart. Sorry.

  • Oh, and all ancient empires were great til your plague came by the way. :)

  • listen u fucken idiot the reason there's not a lot of us assyrians around is cuz we r not pussys like u egyptians we fought in many wars for our land people and pride so see messel

  • @tawer92 What are you on about? egyptians.. ? wtf brang them into this?

  • @tawer92 fuck the egyptions ! mesopotamians till we die ! 

  • @shagrath559 We invented the wheel, how to write, and we are the people of God and the first people to have been created. We are the best, we never back down, we are being killed and we still stand strong!!!! I support you bro!!!!

  • hahhaha man u dont know jack shit lol do ur history and then read the bible then shut your mouth

  • that was not fucking funny, you guys are assyrians, not al khadia, terrorists, arabs or muslims,

    for people that dont know who assyrians are dont take this video and associate it with us because its the farthest thing from what we are

  • hello

  • stupid!

  • i am assyrian and this video is a discrace to our kind. now when an american sees this vedeo they will call assyrians retards and dirty and who the fuck are u to call assyrians terrorists bitch

  • I agree!

  • Syryoye 4 ever

  • i can never get sick of this vid thnx.

  • this is so funny if only americans new what they were saying hhhhhhhhhh.

  • they would be angry

  • u bitch

  • wow this is stupid as hell

    assyrians arent terrorists u dumbasses, way to make ppl think that. that was the stupidest shit ive ever seen.

    pakhe.

  • GAY

  • these video is really gay

  • lmao. for some ppl its not funny bc ur not asryian

    you fags!

  • This video should be deleted...a DISGRACE to Assyrians.

    We aren't terrorists, good job trying to promote that Idea, and NO, It's NOT funny.

    ...

  • that was some funny shit well done!!!

  • that clip is STUPID and NOT funny. i dont know where the fun bit is? silly silly.

  • hahahahaha very very funny!!!! lol!

  • fuck u suryoyo ;)

  • fuck you if you hate suryoye!

  • khze awa....shut the fuck up nasha...take this video for what it is....a joke, and second do ur research....ur FUCKIN ASSYRIAN whether u like it or not....eri gawookh nasha, now u know why we can't be united, cuz people like you open their mouths, no one on here mentioned anything about that til u had to come on here and say it

  • TheSuryoyo WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT.Assyrians are the people of Betnahrin!

  • he said, if they don't cook rice and shorba(don't know how to say shorba in english) in mcdonalds. they'll go to burger king

  • lol that was so funny well done

  • LOL! the only thing i understood is "BURGER KING" ROFL.

  • fuck u

  • *lol

  • ahah it was funny if you understand what they say, just the acting was sort've lame

  • omggg. up ana beign rice and shorba!

    <3

  • dude wat the fuck u talking about this video was effing funny as hell all their saying is they want rice and shorba i think but they didnt say shit about bombing any thing and if u dont like some thing stop watching it and dont bother commenting it u'll just make a fool out of ur self people u cant ever have fun thats why the world is in danger u cant be serious all the time u have to have fun

  • The Assyrian language (nail writing language) is dead for long time ago. You can't compare that language whit the Aramaic, because they are to difference. The assyrians speak the Eastern-dialect of Aramaic language, we mean that Madenhoyo (look wikipedia for more info). I'm a Aramean and speak the Western-dialect of Aramaic (Syriac/Turoyo). Most speakers use Classical Aramaic(Kthobonoyo), for literature and worship.

  • im a kurd and i can understand the half what he says.

  • hahhahahahaahahhaahahahaha this is funny

  • i didn't get nothin from them it's was kinda stupid

  • oh and they not acting as terosists if you guys cant under stand they asking for rice in burger king they not saying theyll bobmb crap but still these guys so stupid

  • guys im from there church and this kinda stupid they doing this because they r my churches so ya im gonna tell them to take it off srry they kinda pissed you guys off

  • that was fukin stupid

  • Assyrians aren't terrorists! and we don't hate burger king either! do we?

  • This is not funny.

  • nattziii iam a muslim girl and I agree with u about somethings u said and agree with the others too about not posting sucha vedio with puting the flag on etc..but muslims r not the same there r alot of muslims that dont like the word terrorist!so there r bad and good ppl from all religions !

  • yeah, but your religion has a lot.

  • How can you disgrace our flag with something that has such an evil connection to it? Sometimes people go to far with trying to be funny.How can you make ASSYRIANS look like terrorists? Do something good for our nation not this. People are impressionable they will see and beleive. If you guys wanted to make people laugh, then why couldn't you do something that would bring us together in laughther and not in feeling betrayed like this by our own people.

  • honestly

    us assyrians have it bad enough

  • guys is stupid to post these type video... it makes us look really bad

  • UH um ASSYRIANS ARENT TERRORIST! you just put that stupid freakin video on their to get alot of commentz n people cussin at yo face well you arnt funny and tha vid is stupid so frekin take it off!

  • just one question, i know it´s very funny to do like theese videos.. but do you guys even know that ur showing that the assyrian people are like muslims and ur trying to be like them. we´re peace people not war people, and dont forget our JESUS, he didnt teach us to be like this!! yeaa maybe it is just a video but muslims will think that we´re trying to be like them..

  • You have 100% right! They must feel ashamed to make this video. We are all Christians and Our Father didn't teach us te be like this. And in wich language do they speak? The Assyrians speak the Aramaic language (language of Jesus), and that lanuage that they speak is not Aramaic?

  • they do speak aramaic.. it is an other dialect.. aramean/assyrian people speaks two different dialects, deppending on if you are from Irak (Ashuroyo) Turkey/Syria (Suryoyo)

  • they are kids, just having fun. You know, what kids do. Get over it.

  • mother fucker assyrians arnt terrorist you fucking gay jack ass take diz fucking shit of u ass hole

  • remove that video assyrians are not terrorist!

  • Peanutman shut the F...k up u idiot

    i realy hate people like u... those guys made this video 2 bring a smile 2 our face...

    so if u didn`t like it... u dont have 2 post a comment like that :)

  • take this shit off.. fucking no respect at all

  • what is this language? =S

  • Look the reason why people are complaining is because the real time they posted this was a long time ago. I've seen this video about a year ago easy. Now theres harder times in Iraq so this isnt something to laugh about.

    But its funny.. for the happy assyrian people.

  • I WERNT EVEN LAUGHIN WHEN I SAW THIS

  • ههههههه فطير

  • I can't believe so many people are pissed about this. I thought it was funny... even my dad thought it was great.

  • LOL

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh miela breshokhon lol bas mahdoumeh il fikra be saraha

  • Take this video off. Now!

  • Yeah!

  • WTF you make us look bad this is NOT joke IDIOTS !!!! LOL

  • You are aboslute idiots. We're trying to gain a country and you do this. You are the biggest donkeys I've ever known. We are the least likely in the world to be thought of as terrorists and you do this when we are trying to gain credibility. Khmaraneh.

  • Morons you should be deport you back to Tyar....

    khamareh

  • you fuckin bastards this is spose to be a damn joke!

  • This aint funny noobs get a lyfe fucking scrubbas!

  • You guys r a shame to the assyrian nation! u think ur video is funny??? dont show us as terrorists...i know its funny for the people who understand it...but its not for the ones that dont know wtf ur goin on about! we r christians not fuckin muslim to do this shit. so lame

  • you guys are pakhkeah =[

  • noo leave itt lmao i just love it when der likkkee.. WELL GO TO BURGER KING!! lmaaoo yes, we do love our burger kinggg

  • take this video off

    u guys try too hard

  • lol if you guys think thats going to far then may be its best if you did not see RAZOR BAC cause hes one assyrian that has gone far to far with his hip hop

  • بس نشيلوخن شباب باجة والله اكبر والله اكبر وليعش جيش الاكلات والمشويات

  • LMAO DOLMAHKING! thats awesome

  • Hey I'll open dolmahKing soon don't go crazy yet. Look for DolmahKing coming to a place near you soon.

  • wow you guys r lame.

  • hey guys its a fucking joke get it there making a joke so dont get all emotional about it lett who ever think were terrorist just say 2 tehm im gonna blow up ur skool that will shut there mouth

  • hey u fuckin stuiped who said assyrian peopleare terrorist

  • That is shame. That is our flag and our nation and use it for better things. If somebody doesnt know about assyrian, what u think he or she going to think about assyrian? Putting assyrian flag and acting like f uckin terrorist . Please use you brain for better stuff not stuiped stuff like that.

  • burger king lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala­!!!

  • are u guys trying to make us seem like we're terrorists stop asking for trouble

  • This doesnt make it funny. Im assyiran but you dont seem me doing this. This is just bringing down the respect we have!

  • typical assyrians coz even when they try to make terrorist threats, its about FOOOD.BUT U KNOW THEY GOTTA GET SOME CREDIT FOR THIER COSTUMES, IT MUST HAVE TAKEN THEM AGES.

  • DISGRACE! get out of here

  • you guys are a freaking disgrace to Assyrians like me.Were not fucking terrorists you dip shit because Assyrians are Catholic/Christian you idiot. Go rot in hell ya kalba(if you dont know what it means its means bitch)

  • so i take it u ding bat that u can only be a terroritst if ur muslim.. go fuck off. honestly take a joke loser lighten up - fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • wtf... they are not Assyrians i spit them out! trying to make MY race look bad!

  • I agree with HALATALIA

  • hahaaaaaa dum a khala chu burger king!!! ye allah

  • Its sad to say how stupid you guys are for calling your selves the Assyrian terrorists. You should be ashamed of your self for having the Assyrian name associated with such filth.

  • YOU KIENTS ARE FUCKED, hahaha...

  • I'm indian and I'm learning to speak aramaic at the moment but i must say its a difficult language to get down to perfection. And just for the record All Assyrians are Orthodox (Roman Catholics). So don't start calling them muslims cos they're not!!!

  • thank you...o and by the way you're really good at the guitar *im about to go over on the comment thing*

  • Most irresponsible video. 99% of us are Orthodox. You cannot be Roman Catholic and Orthodox. You are one or the other. Orthodox, and particularly the "Holy Apostolic Ancient Assyrian Church of the Middle East, is not only by itself in its practices of Christianity, but is the most accurate in practicing Christianity. India was Christian. Isaiah 19:25 and other chapters in the Bible.

    Morons come up with a video like this?

  • Akmaster can kiss my deeza

  • AkMasterAk....Shut da Fuck Up Same To You Fullmentalgaara2

    You Better Respect Us Assyrians!!

  • youse guys are jokes. awesome stuff

  • thats jokes.

  • speak frickin E-N-G-L-I-S-H

  • LMAO

  • Do you even understand it?

    I do.

  • LMAO That made my day :|

  • haa funny video but put some subtitles

    people who arent assyrian will think assyrians are muslim derka derks

  • Funny video....

    bassima