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  • Ya, music makes me not want to watch:(

  • nazca lines ??

  • @Niggerhaterdotcom OK .......christian .bin ladin.

  • They just found a 1000 more. Google it.

  • mabey they burried their garbage under the mounds

  • What does this late romantic music has to do with the speech?? This is one of the factors that totally weakens any serious research.

  • OMG! You've managed to take all the 'romance' out of these figures and turn them into something totally 'ho-hum' and boring. Boo! Well, I'm going to do a 'Vulcan Mind Block (Yes, Vulcans can not only MELD minds, but 'erase' them as well...LOL!) and forget I ever saw this video. Then I can continue to look at these figures and feel the awe and wonder I've always had for them. And, not to be mean/rude, but please work on your voice. It is rather like fingernails against a chalkboard. Sorry. (Rly)

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  • @Niggerhaterdotcom You hypocrite you! If you REALLY believed in God, you would never have that user name. Jesus preached LOVE...love for EVERYONE. How dare you claim to be a Christian? It's people like YOU who give the rest of us such a bad reputation. You do evil things and then hide behind the name of God, as IF He ordered you to do these things. Begone, you demon you! (Yes, YOU are one of the REAL demons amongst us) You admit God created all, and yet you hate His creations. Evil! End of.

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  • the "hands" look like a jumping frog....just saying

  • Literal translation here:

    BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA .....

  • Once again, good presentation punctuated with crappy backround music noises.

  • spiders is not insects...... you fraud...

  • Alright.. I tried.. im audi.

  • Perhaps they should have used something less cryptic, like FRICKING LETTERS.

    Allthough amazing you get so many views, your winning in the end.

  • What with the music Guys cool dow

    

  • you'd be surprised what you could do with unlimited time and ten thousand slaves who know you will kill them if they don't make the mountain flat for the gods...

  • ok i would actually respect him more if he

    a) didnt upload this himself talking bout himself in the third person and proclaiming marshall klarfield ie myself has come up with an amazing new idea

    b) didnt use epic music in the background of him talking to make it epic, if it was epic it doesn need music

    in the end it just makes this sad 

  • So if you are very advanced you lose the skill to draw well?

  • @MrChristo10 look at doctors, ever tried to read a hand written prescription?

  • Someone has already pointed out that the images are consisting of two sides. One is perfect in it's lines and geometry and the other side is not perfect. The theory is that someone hid the true meaning of the what they were in making them into the pictures of animals and insects etc.. utilizing the shape and the creative eye - making it into something else.

  • LOL nice try theres 8 planets and several dwarf plants if they were a massively advanced society they would have known that and where did all evidence go of there existences other than primitive cave drawings.....puzzling don't you think?

  • lol @ the over the top dramatic cheesy porn music on the background.

  • why is the music necessary?

  • hmm how did they make percectly straight lines and designs.well its the same way as you build the foundations for a building off of plans.run a peice of string from on steak to another and pull it tight.the string will be a perfect straight line,then measure using a pole to space your next steak the exact scale distance you want it for your next steak and repeat.this can also be done verticly with plumb bobs but they didnt think of that as the idea of the pictures was so there gods could see em

  • @TheStgmp44 LOL! Your comment made me hungry! The only thing I actually understood was 'steak'. (I'm guessing English isn't your first language?) At any rate, it's all 'over my head', but am now headed for the grocery to buy a steak...(and stuff for the rest of the meal as well!) Thanks for the inspiration.

  • Overly dramatic music!  :o)

  • @JakeAnnetts its no dramatic, Its epic!

  • @JakeAnnetts

    Black Swan

  • @sinkingship101 Is that what the music is... black swan? or is that some kind of hidden cryptic message?

    Ahhh, black swan... he is one of the chosen Brothers. ha ha

  • total failure on the logic front ..theres no mystery in now the lines were made or the reason for them ,,

    frankly i dont know why im still surprised by how dull people can be ,they can spout off about an area and the people who lived/still live there without ever actually visiting the place with all the moral authority of the lord god and still come over as jackasses

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  • @wildfire160 errr, thats where your wrong. it is still a mystery how some of them were made, there's some sections that extend for over 2 kilometres in a PERFECTELY straight line. even today we would find it difficult to construct a 2 km perfectely straight line even with laser technology, and thats the only way we could do it. so how did they do it back then? with lasers? and whats the true reason for them being built then smart arse? because that has never been truely answered.

  • @ruuku00black If you know anything about math you can make aperfectly straight line using three poles the Egyptians used this simple technique!

  • @123456wasp yea i know a fair bit about math. the problem with this is you can design and map out a straight line but that doesnt give you the tools needed to actually create a 2 km long flat straight line. even with the knowledge of how to potentialy create a perfectly straight 2 km line, they would still need sophisticated tools to create them, especially ontop of mountain ranges. they're straight to laser precision, so how did they manage that with the tools they had?

  • @ruuku00black Oh I'm not arguing with you but on a documentary they showed school kids using the three stick system and they made a perfectly straight line for a kilometer so school kids can do the straight line.But you are right! they even shaved the top of a mountain to make it perfectly flat.So yeah they couldn't have done it with the tech that they possessd at the time!

  • @123456wasp thats a fair point, so yea i suppose they could have drawn it out. but yea taking the top off of a mountain is a feat i personally feel is far beyond the native technology of the time, i definitely feel there is alot more to the story, plus this isnt the only unexplained great ancient structures.

  • I think I am getting diarrhea again. Ooops I pooted. Another theory...Is there truth out there? ANYWHERE? Bubba says he sounds like Uncle Filbert. Bubba knows everything...Hey, spank my monkey...Uncle Filbert!

  • idiot. Why is it that we needed to see monkies after rediscoveringenuity flight? Obviously this is just a game for these goofs, like the people who write for star wars wikipedia

  • excellent vid m8

  • This guy sounds just like Phil Esposito

  • may I take a moment to state that, YES there were spiders endemic to the location. You will not find a place on Earth, much less in South America where you do not find spiders. (With the exceptions of the poles and place where life is not abundant) If there are insects... there are spiders... you've probably got a couple hundred pound worth of them within the walls of your house alone. They came onto land lonnnnnngg before we monkeys were semen in the balls of a tree dwelling simian/lemur.

  • probably was carved out by air....craft....

  • is it just me or does this asshole have pics of the beasts from yugioh 5Ds?

  • errm... spiders aren't insects.. do you always listen to this kind of music? i mean I like it its ok.. but if you turn up the bass a bit you might be able to do some kind of dance to it.. mmkay

  • could it be... Annunaki Kung Fu?

  • Nice vid. Like all great ideas, they are obvious - once they have been pointed out to you. Time capsule is much more fitting than "signpost for passing aliens" or "outdoor temple" My only criticism is that maybe you should have stressed the size of the drawings and the actual spider itself, more deeply - some morons have not done their homework and think it is just some old "scribble" LOL.

  • The spider demonstrates (3) the designers could magnify light to a high extent, as the spider is so small that it can not be discerned with the naked eye.

    The spider (4) demonstrates a knowledge of biology. It is unique in the its penis and its testicles are in separate places. Its penis is, as shown, on the end of his sixth leg, and its scrotum inverted like a vagina. He has to dip the end in the sperm in his scrotum to shoot and score.

  • @MrAncientalien ===== SOCK PUPPET SHILL

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  • Is this video supposed to be a comedy? The silly theories are obviously supposed to be sarcasm but it could have used a few more jokes. Either way it was funny! The maker of the video should re edit it, adding a few more jokes and try some slapstick type music, it would definately help. The maker should also practice his delivery, some of the jokes needed a smooth delivery in order to get the most laughs.

  • What's with music? Can I hear you talk?

  • Just out of curiosity, if it's supposed to be a secret, why was it left to be found? And why did "they" allow it to be discovered. Why did "they" let it get out? And last but not least, why did "they" allow this video to get out? Last but not least and this is sort of an aside, spelling errors tend to hamper your argument sounding intelligent.

  • thats a good way to tell us something when were ready for it....

  • The mainstream archeolgists are now saying the Nazca lines were drawn to designate an area used for outside temple and sacafice ceremonies. I imagine they've been "ordered" to keep the truth of extraterrestrials secret. Do you think Hawass is being paid off, threatened, or is he really just that dense? The people behind the Geo-Matrix work at Giza will soon let the truth be known. I can't wait! They will NOT be paid-off!

    Go see ---- richardgabriel(dot)info --- to learn more!

  • The Nefilim/Anunnaki could very well have made these glyphs, however I dont believe this 9 planets (re: the monkey) would be a telltale sign as the Nefilim believed there to be 12 planets. The "time capsule" theory is interesting though. One I haven't heard.

  • OH MY GOD WHAT RASCALS! even the ancients liked scribbling XD

  • Your an idiot... They found never mind you are realy an uneducated idiot

  • spiders are arachnids... not insects

  • About the monkey's tail, why not instead show knowledge of the solar system by showing a depiction of saturn or some other celestial objects that those people would have never known about alongside other planets just to make it obvious.

  • thats the best ansew we got so what the heck why would some do such big pictures meant to last for years do that plus you probably cant get a grasp of there true proportions unless you see them from obove so its the best we got bitchs

  • you said...the monkey has 9 fingers...this means 9 planets ???

    how did you work that out ?

    you made it up !

  • PART ..2.. COMPUTER THING U GOT AT WALLMART i CANT STAND THAT STORE DORISEQUAD, SORY "AIRHEAD" ITS SO MATERIALISTC & SELLING OF MADE IN CHINA CRAP THAT THE UFOs HAVE GAVE US WARNINGS ABOUT,

  • PART ..1.. what kinda goooooofff is that unways u meoon moron go stick u WALLMART UP U CHOCOLATE ASS U racist, WALLMART BUMMMM U PROBABLY HANG OUT THER ALL DAY CUS U HAVE NUTHIN BETER TO DO & U PROBABLY EVEN SENT THAT STUPED LETTER BY YOUR PATHETIC

  • Ya know with the music I'm reminded of Ren and Stimpy.

  • @Makron5 Sadly, this is the most intelligent comment I've read on this video...

  • This guy is a terrible narrator.

  • He becomes the best when your high ... everything just seems right...and the music ahhhhhhh I think it's devine... with my soup and wine...

    How come no african invented anything after being the supperior race for 250,000 years..of running the world?

    So they say....

  • Shows how much you know. Modern man has only been around for 60,000 years. With regard to "inventions" the early Egyptian empire (which was black) copied much of their technology from the Nubians who copied much of their technology from groups that were further south. These technologies include much of the basic tools we use today, including skills like sea-faring, ship-building, and the erection of massive artificial structures that to this day are still unrivaled.

  • And since you want to get racial with it, why is it that white people tend to destroy or oppress any native population they come across?

    And let us not forget the looting of the Great Library by Greeks and Romans who now get credit for much of the knowledge our society is based on... Aristotle and others were taught by AFRICANS. Greek society (which predated Rome) revered Nubia (the state) and her neighbors.

  • Well, lawsonrw )) The only reason I quote we have been around 5 times as much as you say is because of top acheologists and tests finding evidence in Latin american and indian and egyptian countries and in our own!

    I hear you say Africans this and Africans that then why are they so primative and fucked up and lack organized education and proper order then when they are discovered by us they are just a bunch of spear chuckers from being the greatest educators and people in the past?

  • First of all, you're talking like your white, which judging by your name featuring 'equador' you are probably at least mixed with some native american tribe or even black (african.)

    And with regard to the state of African countries that is owed largely colonial occupation which served to "divide and conquer" the population. Read about the Willie Lynch letter and you'll understand why black communities everywhere are so dysfunctional.

  • @lawsonrw Oh I forgot to mention most of your great race is 70% of prisons..

    I wonder where they went wrong over the thousands of years..

  • @lawsonrw I am mixed but thank God it`s not African. I respect all nations just not a bunch of useless ungrateful unlawful nation whom thinks they are so great now they found a statue in a few countries dating into the past.

    Don`t forget people traveled back then just like today weither it be enjoyment or adventure or just plain safety.

    And just for the fact that someone from somewhere could have come to africa and mixed and then ruled and organized back then..

  • Oh no worries, I understand how ignorant must be to be racist, like yourself.

  • Oh i'm not racist I love every race whom is dressed well and has at ;least a little education and loves people and treats them well and cooks barbiques and ivites any race to enjoy and feel like one of them..

    I love a race that invents and brings us into the future and give the poor man everything affordable to live life like a rich man.

    Walmart.............. I love that store.

  • Far from being mixed with blec...

    Trust me if you wanna check out my but it's as white as snow.

    except for the chocolaqte train that comes out me hole.

    It's hard to imagin such a dark race could be so useles threw time actually ruled anything unless it was just being bullish and just used plane forse threw numbers.

    Without white people black people would be nothing.. just like native indians..

    You need people like me.....to keep order so you can have everything.

  • @Dorisequador yeah dude, we especially need people like you so that we can learn to spell,,, duh.......

  • @bunnykins110P Glad to be of service... (Fuck your Mamma it's with two M's)

    Not bad eh.. suck my balls...kiss me butt... It's funny how a guy like you whom is probably the biggest looser in his area who cannot get a date comes on YouTube to comment on my typing.

  • those intergalactic"niggers"had thewhole plantet get over it alredy

  • Nothing, it is absolutely nothing.

  • Makes you wonder/think. YouTube -

    Peter Joseph: "Where are we going?" Nov. 15th '09 [Part 1 of 4]

    Peter Joseph: "Where are we going?" Nov. 15th '09 | 2/2

    The Venus Project Lecture City University of London Pt 01

  • its a buzz word used by conspiracy kooks

  • Biological morphing of an organism I would assume

  • an ant has six legs

  • The Spider has a similar shape to an Ant. As far as I know, Fire Ants are local to that region. Correct me if I'm wrong. :)

  • cool

  • Maybe its Kungfu Panda the 5 ect.

  • The question are why are they wasting time making this thing? Do they not have paper pottery stone plate ect. Maybe its a sign for finding Noahs Ark or Prince Kuzco?

  • im just glad i get to witness 2012.

  • dont be so sure you. we live in a dangerous world

  • No longer just a theory anymore, especially when more people begin unlocking more than the usual 10% of their brain capacity, lol. Those incredible Annunaki. They came to our planet and gave our then very pimative race a evolutionary boost we're just now starting to come to terms with. Maybe we'll meet 'em again, post-2012...

    >;-)

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