Hicks was shocked Keef was still alive back in 1989 when this was filmed, we're now 23 years on and Keith the machine is still strumming awesome tunes on his guitar!!! If only Bill were here to see this miracle!!
"I hit the fuckin ledge. I'm all right. Throw me guitar, I've gotta song." "there's a ledge beyond the edge! Keith landed on it, lucky bloke! A lot of people missed the ledge"
Hello Bill, it is almost 2012 and Keith is still on the go. Although if you are capable of reading this message, I'm sure you are well aware of Keith's continued physical existence and don't need me to tell you.
I was talking to my mate who's a huge Amy Winehouse fan and hates classic rock about Keith Richards being immortal because of all the drugs he's done and was still better than Amy AND outlived her and his response to me was 'That christian singer????', no that's Cliff Richards fool, lol
I like how this standup is from 20 years ago and Keith Richards is still alive. Seriously wtf, people have treated Keith like a walking corpse who will die within the next year for at least 20 years
@ACNC1 I'm beginning to think that 1994 was the beginning of all that was evil about the present. It was like when Qui-Gon discovered Anakin on Tatooine. In Rwanda, the genocide resulted in an opportunity for American businesses - the diamond and coltan mines in the Congo. The land-grab for them civil war that is still going on and has killed about six million people. The coltan became extremely profitable for use in cell phones and computer hard drives. Oh, and Guns N' Roses fell apart.
@JackStaplesButler Speaking of music, and bad stuff happening in 1994. Cobain died too! Reminds me of Bill's "play from your heart." He played from his heart, and then went and blew his brains out.
keith is alive because he counteracted very well. didn't take too much of anything at one time and took uppers with his downers and vice versa. Oh, and he has tiger blood.
@lazur1 oh I know... I was just saying it to be funny :D if Keith does make it to 96, then I think we all need to start doing drugs LOL something's keeping the old fart preserved :D
what is the second guitar riff that hicks does. I know the first one is definitely satisfaction but I'm sure the second one is another song. anyone know what it is. Or am i wrong and it is satisfaction?????
Yup! Keith had a great quote that ran something like "I've had five doctors tell me that if I didn't change how I was living I was gonna be dead in 5 years. I went to THEIR funerals! Hehe."
Yes, but Bill didn't die from drugs. Unless you want to count the chemotherapy/radiation/medicine he took for his cancer. That's one thing he probably didn't question that he should have.
@noyna9 Bill said all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. It's just a ride, man. Just a ride.
@noyna9 and as bill would point out it is proof of no god! bill died young, kieth shot heroin for over 10 years and didnt quit coke until the age of 63. at 68 he still smokes hash, cigarettes and drinks-a lot
ya keith will live forever... ok... basically, he's just dam lucky and has a great immune system, he is one of the luck 20%'ers who cleared hep-c on his own
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Hicks was shocked Keef was still alive back in 1989 when this was filmed, we're now 23 years on and Keith the machine is still strumming awesome tunes on his guitar!!! If only Bill were here to see this miracle!!
SOPARA862k 5 days ago
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SOPARA862k 5 days ago
Keith made his best music while completely fucked up. I love that.
ciaobellakate 2 weeks ago
"I hit the fuckin ledge. I'm all right. Throw me guitar, I've gotta song." "there's a ledge beyond the edge! Keith landed on it, lucky bloke! A lot of people missed the ledge"
squmak 3 months ago
Hello Bill, it is almost 2012 and Keith is still on the go. Although if you are capable of reading this message, I'm sure you are well aware of Keith's continued physical existence and don't need me to tell you.
Velasca 3 months ago
@Velasca
This is the best comment ever.
ciaobellakate 2 weeks ago
Lemmy from Motorhead was told by his doctor that if he stopped drinking Jack Daniels and taking speed he would prob die as his body was used to it!
SvenTviking 4 months ago
"I wouldn't recommend drinking, drugs, violence or insanity to anyone. But they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson
UncleMikeNJ 5 months ago 3
Keith is like a mummy of rock and roll!
ResidentKiller22 5 months ago
I was talking to my mate who's a huge Amy Winehouse fan and hates classic rock about Keith Richards being immortal because of all the drugs he's done and was still better than Amy AND outlived her and his response to me was 'That christian singer????', no that's Cliff Richards fool, lol
Dhammond5 6 months ago
I like how this standup is from 20 years ago and Keith Richards is still alive. Seriously wtf, people have treated Keith like a walking corpse who will die within the next year for at least 20 years
grasd2 6 months ago 2
1994
Hicks Died
Kurt Died
Senna Died
Bieber born *weep*
ACNC1 6 months ago 2
@ACNC1 I'm beginning to think that 1994 was the beginning of all that was evil about the present. It was like when Qui-Gon discovered Anakin on Tatooine. In Rwanda, the genocide resulted in an opportunity for American businesses - the diamond and coltan mines in the Congo. The land-grab for them civil war that is still going on and has killed about six million people. The coltan became extremely profitable for use in cell phones and computer hard drives. Oh, and Guns N' Roses fell apart.
JackStaplesButler 6 months ago
@JackStaplesButler Speaking of music, and bad stuff happening in 1994. Cobain died too! Reminds me of Bill's "play from your heart." He played from his heart, and then went and blew his brains out.
NaughtyCockWildDog69 5 months ago
@ACNC1 Keith's still with us.
justanopinionyeah 5 months ago
Keith Richards is a walking corpse!
hearts76100 6 months ago
"I'm coming daddy!" *sniifffffff*
breeeegs 7 months ago
@breeeegs lol
rodrigojoseunb 6 months ago
Keith Richards gained extra life from snorting his father's ashes
breeeegs 7 months ago
The plot thickens...
silverrocket79 7 months ago
And 20 years on, he still walks :D
mrc560 7 months ago
Keith's been dead for about 20 years, his body's just pickled.
TheTrainRex 8 months ago 4
keiths already dead its just no ones told him yet
f4eazrael 8 months ago 5
Even the healthier human beings on average aren't going to make it to 96.
allaboutdmagic 9 months ago
Keith is rock !!
tataso 9 months ago
keith richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons!!!!!!!!!
pennyroyaltea89 9 months ago
keith is alive because he counteracted very well. didn't take too much of anything at one time and took uppers with his downers and vice versa. Oh, and he has tiger blood.
mikeoconn 11 months ago
Anybody know the name/date of this show or where i can find the rest of it?
Jagermeister196 1 year ago
@Jagermeister196 It;s taken from the Sane Man DVD
Suggs74 7 months ago
Keith Richards out lived Jack LaLaine :/ even thicker :D
junkabuttafli05 1 year ago
@junkabuttafli05 Jack was born over 29 years before Keith. I'm taking all bets, even odds for any amount, that Keith doesn't make it to 96.
lazur1 9 months ago
@lazur1 oh I know... I was just saying it to be funny :D if Keith does make it to 96, then I think we all need to start doing drugs LOL something's keeping the old fart preserved :D
junkabuttafli05 9 months ago
That is the funniest shit I've seen since Blind Melon Chitlin.
Luray101 1 year ago
fuckin hilarious bill hicks u were a genius
lordspanney 1 year ago
for some great bill hicks stories told by ron shock, type in "the bill hicks chronicles" here on you tube.
vegaspoet 1 year ago
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for some great bill hicks stories told by ron shock, type in "the bill hicks chronicles" here on you tube.
vegaspoet 1 year ago
Like many great Rock Artists, Keith "paid his dues to sing the blues." He just did it better!
TheEric2040 1 year ago
'fuck it lets kill him!' God If i was gay I would've married this guy! fucking hilarious
larry149 1 year ago
what is the second guitar riff that hicks does. I know the first one is definitely satisfaction but I'm sure the second one is another song. anyone know what it is. Or am i wrong and it is satisfaction?????
larry149 1 year ago 4
@larry149 jumping jack flash
tyriordie 1 year ago 20
@tyriordie
thanx
larry149 1 year ago
@tyriordie Keith Richards' favourite song to perform
Silva1n1 6 months ago
@larry149 Jumping Jack Flash
metropolitx 4 days ago
Touche Bill... Love ya.
TracyandLisa 1 year ago
"there's a hole in the theory there"!
bill hicks rocks!
dark1in2finity 2 years ago
And Keith has outlived you as well Bill.
noyna9 2 years ago 81
Yup! Keith had a great quote that ran something like "I've had five doctors tell me that if I didn't change how I was living I was gonna be dead in 5 years. I went to THEIR funerals! Hehe."
garmonbozia318 2 years ago
Yes, but Bill didn't die from drugs. Unless you want to count the chemotherapy/radiation/medicine he took for his cancer. That's one thing he probably didn't question that he should have.
da324 2 years ago
yeah man!!!
rupselkopke 2 years ago
count nicotine
lazur1 2 years ago
@noyna9
cos bill quit doing drugs. If he carried on he'd be alive. P.S Bill hicks was the second coming. LOVE U BILL
larry149 1 year ago
@noyna9 Bill said all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. It's just a ride, man. Just a ride.
owaingr 1 year ago
@noyna9
Why is this a top comment?
heatbucspies55 7 months ago
@noyna9 and as bill would point out it is proof of no god! bill died young, kieth shot heroin for over 10 years and didnt quit coke until the age of 63. at 68 he still smokes hash, cigarettes and drinks-a lot
coxi666 6 months ago
@noyna9 Thank you Professor Obvious. You know he wasn't talking shit, it's all good humour.
UNSUNGBAND 6 months ago
That plot thickens.
PandaOnIce 2 years ago 4
the plot*
stil+1
ohwell121 2 years ago
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Keith Richards outlived Bill Hicks the comedian ho told jokes abbout Keith
mindaCat 3 years ago
Satisfaction! Great song.
J2124123 2 years ago
so?
TheBrutalD 2 years ago
ya keith will live forever... ok... basically, he's just dam lucky and has a great immune system, he is one of the luck 20%'ers who cleared hep-c on his own
long live keith
pattij408 3 years ago
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78rstp 2 years ago
Hahaha, I think if he knew how he did it he would have at least held the secret to ransom
xXTheSockRockerXx 2 years ago
he sleeps upside down so he cant die by conventional weapons
crumlin08 2 years ago 10
HAHAHAH
woodsie01 2 years ago
I've never heard that Keith had Hepatitis c
rmorte62 2 years ago
greats...this guy was something!I am trying catch and learn english besides him, cos I think there was ..something to learn, ok?
good health and very straight in your minds!
diretortecnico 3 years ago
oh cool vid
nice
thnxplixlol
9madsheep 3 years ago
Keith Richards is immortal.
UnknownSun556 3 years ago 70
lol Probably right.. Whatever Bad vile and Horrible Virus thats outthere.. I guarrentee you The cure is in his blood xD...
Keith:hmm? Anthrax? KEWL *SNORT* Ill have your cure in about a day...
at the end of the world you'll find him standing there..egging on the Apocalypse:
Come on man.. Bring it.. Ive done every drug mankind could Come up with.. bring it on..
Kyesukemaru 3 years ago 7
@UnknownSun556
You were right..
Two years later...
Nothing changes.
RICHrospect 1 year ago
what is this from?
1angel23 3 years ago
the second song he hums is jumpin' jack flash.
BluesRockRo 4 years ago
What is the first song?
azmblur 3 years ago
that would be "satisfaction"
BluesRockRo 3 years ago
LOL. This is funny. And true, though.
bulbheadmyass 4 years ago 2
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Fuck you mother fucker!!!!
I'm go KILL you _|_
tynho3 4 years ago
touche
belbird 4 years ago