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  • Keith made his best music while completely fucked up. I love that.

  • "I hit the fuckin ledge. I'm all right. Throw me guitar, I've gotta song." "there's a ledge beyond the edge! Keith landed on it, lucky bloke! A lot of people missed the ledge"

  • Hello Bill, it is almost 2012 and Keith is still on the go. Although if you are capable of reading this message, I'm sure you are well aware of Keith's continued physical existence and don't need me to tell you.

  • @Velasca

    This is the best comment ever.

  • Lemmy from Motorhead was told by his doctor that if he stopped drinking Jack Daniels and taking speed he would prob die as his body was used to it!

  • "I wouldn't recommend drinking, drugs, violence or insanity to anyone. But they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson

  • Keith is like a mummy of rock and roll!

  • I was talking to my mate who's a huge Amy Winehouse fan and hates classic rock about Keith Richards being immortal because of all the drugs he's done and was still better than Amy AND outlived her and his response to me was 'That christian singer????', no that's Cliff Richards fool, lol

  • I like how this standup is from 20 years ago and Keith Richards is still alive. Seriously wtf, people have treated Keith like a walking corpse who will die within the next year for at least 20 years

  • 1994

    Hicks Died

    Kurt Died

    Senna Died

    Bieber born *weep*

  • @ACNC1 I'm beginning to think that 1994 was the beginning of all that was evil about the present. It was like when Qui-Gon discovered Anakin on Tatooine. In Rwanda, the genocide resulted in an opportunity for American businesses - the diamond and coltan mines in the Congo. The land-grab for them civil war that is still going on and has killed about six million people. The coltan became extremely profitable for use in cell phones and computer hard drives. Oh, and Guns N' Roses fell apart.

  • @JackStaplesButler Speaking of music, and bad stuff happening in 1994. Cobain died too! Reminds me of Bill's "play from your heart." He played from his heart, and then went and blew his brains out.

  • @ACNC1 Keith's still with us.

    

  • Keith Richards is a walking corpse!

  • "I'm coming daddy!" *sniifffffff*

  • @breeeegs lol

  • Keith Richards gained extra life from snorting his father's ashes

  • The plot thickens...

  • And 20 years on, he still walks :D

  • Keith's been dead for about 20 years, his body's just pickled.

  • keiths already dead its just no ones told him yet

  • Even the healthier human beings on average aren't going to make it to 96.

  • Keith is rock !!

  • keith richards cannot be killed by conventional weapons!!!!!!!!!

  • keith is alive because he counteracted very well. didn't take too much of anything at one time and took uppers with his downers and vice versa. Oh, and he has tiger blood.

  • Anybody know the name/date of this show or where i can find the rest of it?

  • @Jagermeister196 It;s taken from the Sane Man DVD

  • Keith Richards out lived Jack LaLaine :/ even thicker :D

  • @junkabuttafli05 Jack was born over 29 years before Keith. I'm taking all bets, even odds for any amount, that Keith doesn't make it to 96.

  • @lazur1 oh I know... I was just saying it to be funny :D if Keith does make it to 96, then I think we all need to start doing drugs LOL something's keeping the old fart preserved :D

  • That is the funniest shit I've seen since Blind Melon Chitlin.

  • fuckin hilarious bill hicks u were a genius

    

  • for some great bill hicks stories told by ron shock, type in "the bill hicks chronicles" here on you tube.

  • Like many great Rock Artists, Keith "paid his dues to sing the blues." He just did it better!

  • 'fuck it lets kill him!' God If i was gay I would've married this guy! fucking hilarious

  • what is the second guitar riff that hicks does. I know the first one is definitely satisfaction but I'm sure the second one is another song. anyone know what it is. Or am i wrong and it is satisfaction?????

  • @larry149 jumping jack flash

  • @tyriordie

    thanx

  • @tyriordie Keith Richards' favourite song to perform

  • @larry149 Jumping Jack Flash

  • Touche Bill... Love ya.

  • "there's a hole in the theory there"!

    bill hicks rocks!

  • And Keith has outlived you as well Bill.

  • Yup! Keith had a great quote that ran something like "I've had five doctors tell me that if I didn't change how I was living I was gonna be dead in 5 years. I went to THEIR funerals! Hehe."

  • Yes, but Bill didn't die from drugs. Unless you want to count the chemotherapy/radiation/medicin­e he took for his cancer. That's one thing he probably didn't question that he should have.

  • yeah man!!!

  • count nicotine

  • @noyna9

    cos bill quit doing drugs. If he carried on he'd be alive. P.S Bill hicks was the second coming. LOVE U BILL

  • @noyna9 Bill said all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. It's just a ride, man. Just a ride.

  • @noyna9

    Why is this a top comment?

  • @noyna9 and as bill would point out it is proof of no god! bill died young, kieth shot heroin for over 10 years and didnt quit coke until the age of 63. at 68 he still smokes hash, cigarettes and drinks-a lot

  • @noyna9 Thank you Professor Obvious. You know he wasn't talking shit, it's all good humour.

  • That plot thickens.

  • the plot*

    stil+1

  • Satisfaction! Great song.

  • so?

  • ya keith will live forever... ok... basically, he's just dam lucky and has a great immune system, he is one of the luck 20%'ers who cleared hep-c on his own

    long live keith

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  • Hahaha, I think if he knew how he did it he would have at least held the secret to ransom

  • he sleeps upside down so he cant die by conventional weapons

  • HAHAHAH

  • I've never heard that Keith had Hepatitis c

  • greats...this guy was something!I am trying catch and learn english besides him, cos I think there was ..something to learn, ok?

    good health and very straight in your minds!

  • oh cool vid

    nice

    thnxplixlol

  • Keith Richards is immortal.

  • lol Probably right.. Whatever Bad vile and Horrible Virus thats outthere.. I guarrentee you The cure is in his blood xD...

    Keith:hmm? Anthrax? KEWL *SNORT* Ill have your cure in about a day...

    at the end of the world you'll find him standing there..egging on the Apocalypse:

    Come on man.. Bring it.. Ive done every drug mankind could Come up with.. bring it on..

  • @UnknownSun556

    You were right..

    Two years later...

    Nothing changes.

  • what is this from?

  • the second song he hums is jumpin' jack flash.

  • What is the first song?

  • that would be "satisfaction"

  • LOL. This is funny. And true, though.

  • touche

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