Crazy Turtle

[nunchkin54]

THAT IS SOME TURTLE XOXP

[toadettegirl12]

lol?

[TheCuteCherry123]

This video is a disgrace! I was fooled into thinking this would be a video of a turtle. THIS IS NOT A TURTLE. Its a tortoise!!!!!!

:) just thought id let everyone know :)

[andrejthefun]

meni nece pise da nemam neki java nemam pojma sta

[eolzer]

uh say what?

[TSEBProductions]

Like if you were enjoy a chipmunk video and then it creep-ed up on you THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE! You can't run and you can't hide that shit is dangerous!!!!

[kaitlyn1601]

ummmmmmm........ok good luck with that :{) lol

[Funkdesole]

WHY DO I KEEP WATCHINGTHIS?!!!! AJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

[malibucoffee90]

How did I get here?

[smileyrylee992]

Awww i wish my turtle danced like that :D

[purplejazzy1]

what?

[shainastar]

A spanish rapping turtle...huh...beats any pet i've ever owned. I WANT IT.

[daizydeucepiper]

Huh?  I don't speak Spanish

[MissRocketgirl1222]

i farted so loud milk out a** and i said what the h***

[angeeelsvilma]

a mexican turtle hell no

[TheRealTarene]

Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtt.

[TheOdddellarobia]

what the fudge....

[schocko378]

LOL!!!! xD

[killerkyle23s]

what happend

[JiDrice]

So thats where my turtle whent...

[XgamersXX22211]

@JiDrice lol

[pappalol123]

i hate when top comments are the same

[nightskull82]

It would be ALOT better if me and everyone sitting here could understand WTF he was saying

[hobobob29]

@nightskull82 i lol when i read that

[leeandra1999]

hahaha!!!!!!!!!



[maritza8950]

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[InkedIce]

Weird part of youtube, again..

[madhatterrocks334]

ok then.........

[JackMini0]

The awkward moment when the top comments are the same.

[lollmfao01]

Me encanta esta tortuga bailando !!!! 

[KuJayhawkForLife]

I'm in the videos where kids think they are funny

[oOPhoenyxOo]

its funny coz i have no idea what he is saying ^_^

[bingleezawesome]

this isn't weird, this is spanish turtle rapping, GET IT RIGHT

[KuJayhawkForLife]

@bingleezawesome fail....not funny.

[lukesappington1]

stupid spanish douchebag



[flurrypanda962]

What did I just see!?!?!?!

[JiDrice]

I'm afraid it will come out and rape me! O.O

[FlanFlandre]

i'm in the weird part of youtube again..

[FlanFlandre]

i'm in the weird part of youtube again..

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

I feel brain dead...

[cassyh2588]

Translation please!!!

[umyaaboutthat]

well played youtube..well played

[cheesebug3081]

i will never look at turtles the same way again

[woshiidreamzz]

how did i get here from crazy frogs? DX

[mrspurplefreak101]

Wtf???

[falconskiddin]

the weird bit yep yep

[thecoolguyhaha1]

its spanish you morons

[goldslinger333]

@thecoolguyhaha1 some of it

[niabell360]

He is one crazy turtle he is talking to fast

[jbar100k]

OOPS MEST UP ON LAST COMMENT



[jbar100k]

WHAT THE FRICK WHAT I DONT SPEAK OR JAPENESE WORKING ON CHINESE AND I DONT SPEAK JIBARISH

[Openlateoilchange]

ching chong choyng wat is he saying i speak no japenese

[luvthoseshoes12]

ohhh pitbull better watchout

[turtleondope]

I like it!

[sk8marstr]

weird..... better than what i could make so pretty good.....

[246jammie246]

GAY!

[ZeusDeusEx]

Wtf. Worst shitty idiot crap animation there is on the internet. And it's spread like AIDS? How? Because it IS aids, or what?

[emilybow722]

That is one crazy turtle! LOL!

[nikon681]

he surfs at 0:08

hilarius

[turquoisethehedgehog]

alli have to say is ?

[agrocks1231]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha so funny el tortuga es loka hahaha

[noobandthepro]

song???? LOVE IT

[marialasexyful]

jajajjaja eta tortuga ta loka jajajaj

[realityhitsuhardbro]

i speak spanish so all i know is tht he just said some mad dirty things in spanish LMAO xD -Aaliyah

[agrocks1231]

@realityhitsuhardbro i speak it to it not that dirty after ya think about it -isabella:)

[MeganFrisch2011]

that's cute

[bananakiller247]

how did i get here?



[slayerxxx175]

im on the weird part of youtube agin

[yoshi50210]

0:00

[feb1510]

cum watch me n my sistr's video!:D

[Vaughnblondetail]

I like rapping turtles!

[Melissass2]

LoL

[Mr177andy]

in english what is it saying?

[MrTuruleitor]

I'll fukyn kill that stuped turtle

[XboxCodShots]

Guessing Mexican

[beverlyharper]

i dont speak spanish O: WDF

[TheNianana]

@Witchstone3 I think both not trying to b racist or any thing

[witchstone3]

is he black or mexican?

[momjmkw1]

OMG HE IS SO GOOD

[DJducklingISawesome]

iv been disturbed... especially at 0:06 ...

Mommmyyy!!! imm scaaareed!!!!!!!!

[freakygirl108]

@DJducklingISawesome shut up u little wuss. it's just a singing turtle that speaks spanish!

[momjmkw1]

vary funny

[9017Peace]

i want a turtle like that

[MrJonathanPf]

@9017Peace yeah me too

[phoebeisawsm]

I'm now scared of rappers and turtles.

[puntofij0]

Una tortuga Boricua!

[jennymartin1133]

im in that weird part of youtube again

[waterfowlmagnet]

@jennymartin1133 me too

[ThePriceisWrongB1tch]

no hablo espanol

[ajh2606]

not freaky wat so eva lol so freaked

[BirchFeather26]

 FASTEST TURTLE IN HISTORY XD

[CoolTombo]

LMFAO

[Got2lovefootball]

I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle.

[KORPAS10]

Hurá do džungle!

[Arcangel8776]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.

NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.

PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.

THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[Zackatoh]

@Arcangel8776 i hate you...

[chic529]

i'm looking for a boyfriend who knows how to take care of me and be kind and supportive but tell when i do something wrong. ps im in 6th grade i hope i find tht guy

[MrRockonyou]

shouldnt it be loco turtle since its in mexican?

[cintijenni99]

OMG its so funny xdxd

[perithug]

@cintijenni99 then sexy lady i speak Spanish to!

[lulangaah]

Hey! I speak spanish ...

Translate:

I'm looking for a girl who has good feelings. That present to see if I stay with her. I need her.

(First Part) .

[christina54655]

translate: adeerepuskatsikaladhjaleishfhe­bdjucfgedjaslefidolifhiaolwkjo­ihak!!

[MultiMickystar]

Hahaha! :D It was awesome. ;p

[immadude123]

never saw move that fast

[iLoveMastin713]

This is really retarded... But awesomeee!!!! (;

[TheBaddass2174]

Why crazy just cause he's latino? :b

[Lalaxlizzy]

wait what?

[cutegirlneedsfun]

lol



[Emoleah2178]

one sexy turtle!! hahaha

[AreKidsKool]

omg i love dhis song and look im 18 !

[RudedoggXX]

@AreKidsKool You spell like you're 8 years old.

[wettts2]

i thought turtles were slow

[Bessie12347]

I can understand it xD

[wx200productionzZ]

DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE GETTING KISSED ON THE NEXT POSSIBLE FRIDAY.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[JasmineLovesBowser10]

@wx200productionzZ Bullshit... Why do people keep on posting these dumbass myths?!

I tried it myself, it doesn't fucking work.

Plus I actually really needed this to work...

Today at highschool, I find out my boyfriend's parents wants to split us up, now I'm honestly not even sure if he's telling the truth or not. I want to believe him because he seems like a geniunely nice guy. I don't know what to do... :'(

[Robertfunman12300]

lol



[Robertfunman12300]

??????????????????????????????­????????????

[123456ktkv123456]

way better than crazy frog!!!

[201Basketball]

yes yes yes i love

[ExileAndSmisner]

@johnnybravobenitez i speak spanish and i had no clue. holy shit.

[RawwrKetchup]

@ExileAndSmisner haha lol

[demiandlilyrox]

WzsfgwgjjpigaqwfdAgxhxvuun. SEXY LADY! wefgbcdthhh dgjdathjjfsawg gjkidsxcc

[littlemonkeyval]

wowo esa turtuga esta muy loco..

[BaileyIsAmazing6]

this is confuzzly......

[RetardedCelery]

....what?

[bostonceltics567]

Sexy bitch................... Cake Farts

[dylanthomas2010]

SEXY LADY

[lalalandgirl64]

woah?

[masterbobfrog]

I will never see turtles in the same way.

[saaanjayyy]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[40mariama1]

what fuck



[jubjub444]

retarded

[M1B2ful]

ten je nahlavu

[a1cheergrl]

gangster turtle lol

[MrRolyat98]

Franklin. The director's cut

[nonbutthugin]

:troll: at its finest



[xoDiAnAxodc]

thumbs up if you speaka this languaggge.

[godGottgod]

Need subtitles

[Megakillshoot]

thumbs up if u think his high

[RedTailedTuna]

Does anyone have a hammer???

[TheHannahre123]

what is he singing

[TheJanai21]

What the Heck?

[KeyFra2011]

lol XD

[jreisnskee]

Im slowly getting to the weird part of youtube again

[mZemokarebear]

lol i love that turtle

[naddielsmbert7272]

super ninja turtles in 2024

[xboxplaya124]

SQUIRTLE!



[rachelbluesheep]

sexy lady?????

[rachelbluesheep]

oh shit what the fuck is he sayin? translate someone? sorry i dont speak shit language. lol is this even a language? XD

[MrNoMustard]

@ suggarRush.

Fuck isnt funny. But this video is as funny as the ultimate dog tease! XD

[busplunger]

OCCUPY TOP COMMENT

[gymonkey8528]

all i heard waz sexy lady :O

[ldr095]

Its spanish dumb ass!!! i know cuz i speak both spanish and french.

[olifletch3]

No this isnt crazy turtle this is french turtle

[SugqarRush]

Jajajaja Quuee Curass Pinchi Tortuga Lmao(: Funhhny as fuck ! xD

[KnightGadiel]

ando buscando una chica tranquila q tenga buenos sentimientos q se presente con * para ver si con ella me quedo la necesito... really?

[TheMinimia123]

lyrics

frjfirhjgirehginvdfnkjogrjoerp­s sexy lady jcicfhioe;shfnco;isdkjvfndvxcx­c

[123charlierod]

Ummmmm????

[Don8467]

Go gangster turtle yeah! geto uno muhiti sexy? elglish i want a woman sexy

[oldiesmurf]

He will be forever alone...

[sango32510]

He is saying he is looking for a nice quiet girl with a purse because he is lonely LOL.

[sissyroo100]

need google trandslater!!!!

[Johnnybravobenitez]

thumbs up if you understood what he was saying

[GregsGamingLeague77]

@Johnnybravobenitez you just asking for a thumbs down

[hatsoff321]

@Johnnybravobenitez i knew wht he was saying im from mexico geez!!!!!!!!!! and probaly all the people you said thumbs up and spanish!!  oh and thumbs up if you like american bulldogs and boxers!!!

[roother]

ando buscando una chica tranquila que tenga buenos sentimientos que se precente con hojas de vida, hver si con ella me quedo...la nesecito (quiero una chica quiero una ya quiero una mujer que sea muy especial quiero una dama que me sepa amar, quiero todo de tu cuerpo quiero todos tus lamentos eres la chica que anhelo.)....

[roother]

I'm looking for a quiet girl who has good feelings that precent with resumes, be if I stay with it. The NEED (I want a girl, I want one now, I want a woman who is very special, I want a lady who knows how to love me, I want all of your body, I want all your regrets, you're the girl I long .)

[cutegirlneedsfun]

@roother I can be that girl

[roother]

@cutegirlneedsfun

really?