Religion Sucks

[alessandrogeo1]

I´m catholic and I´m very happy. All religion was made for the love, but someone didn´t understand this.

[kellyvb420]

Rastafarian: smoke that shit

[CDixon2098]

Thanks Sexy!

[MegaMW3addict]

i love karenism :)

[MRnotMEXICAN]

Never stop wearing low cut shirts :)

[MrWhooo87]

i have a shirt that says all that

[CrabbMac1990]

I came for an anti-religion rant, I stayed for the tits and the hot red hair. Subscribe!

[SGKirch]

sethism - ........

[Tiny1408]

No no no no, Catholics are the ones that touch kids.

[E15Waheed]

she is sexy

[4444soccerdude]

I only watch her videos to read the funny comments about her tits.

[nhbiker1961]

That was fun!

[TuBeFun4You]

Holy Shit! That was fun! I love the red hair, the pretty face, the big boobs, the fun personality, the thought provoking and informative topics!

[ThisIsSmarta1]

Thought I was an atheist. Pretty sure I'm a Karenist.

[78moneymaka78]

I just want my boner in between your titties...

[isplitsoul]

those flowers you got.. u know... that day..., they were mine. doesnt matter what the card said, im telling you their mine. soooo, where do we meet? ;]

[BRIGHTeyesCLOWN]

I'm a seventhday adventist xD

[divesantos]

I will buy her a ton of flowers...

[cuteologist82]

does it mean something when every time i watch her videos the "featured video" on the sidebar has something to do with breastfeeding even though i have never searched that before????

[cuteologist82]

i want to send her flowers

[thosecanadianguyz]

because of this i want to become an islam and take random hostages!

[Darkwildchild]

That shit was some serious mind blowing shit! I never thought it could be so interesting to listen to someone explain how religions work. :)

[BeanTheCoffee]

The Titanic ad in the beginning looked awesome.

[Spicecarius]

Religion sucks, boobs rock!

[DeJuanDon]

Said repeatedly by someone else I thought was crazy for saying it, like they were trying to drill it into my fucking head, yet somehow seems to not be completely crazy but wouldn't make one bit of sense to probably anyone else.

[DeJuanDon]

Almost like those once thought crazy things actually happened for a reason not yet known then.

[DeJuanDon]

Shit that happened years and years and years and years ago, seeming to fit together in with it all somehow now too.

[DeJuanDon]

It is wierd. Just like going to these sites without even really thinking about it, and they all seem to link together somehow.

[DeJuanDon]

And then they're both standing there maybe saying your name and all kinds of crazy shit.

[DeJuanDon]

Or people that make you feel about like the bearded man looking around in the middle of the chaos in that Ask A Ninja Cooking video.

[DeJuanDon]

Ever find someone that it seems like God may've made just for you, like the person of your dreams or in your dreams, God may've sent or whatever. Or more than one person there that makes those dreams seem like they were real too. Several people actually. Seems impossible that they were real because some crazy shit went down in those, but there they are.

[pongman]

Hmmm.... I bow to Karen. Yeah, I'd love to be a member of Karenocracy. As long as I don't have to tithe. No offense Karen but that tithing stuff aint too cool. Maybe two percent unless you can really sanctify me and erase all my worries forever then maybe ten percent would be worth it. It's all about the telemiers. If you can make them longer I'd give you fifteen percent.

[FaeriesAndWitches]

I'm a Christian but I still found this pretty funny.

[fvalen001]

Who's hotter: Karen Alloy; Jenna Marbles; Hannah Hart (from My Drunk Kitchen)? Who's funnier? Discuss!

[crossmediatube]

@fvalen001 Jenna Marbles not as hot as Karen but her videos are awesome

[fvalen001]

I would love her to 'udder dunk' in my open mouth. : )

[72master]

i dont do drugs i just smoke pot :)

[HumingbirdxHeartbeat]

Those who got insulted, just don't watch this video, nobody asks you to be here watching it, go annoy another people,~ she's hilarious:3

[Brainstormerbubble]

I don't mind reading and learning something that's true, real and give results but the reason I can't be bothered to read the bible, the koran or any equivalent book any more is because I have no confidence whatsoever that it is the word of god and real, to me it's a collection of books written by men, human beings like we all are who tried to represent god, even when I used to read the bible when I was younger I was not really convinced and the more I read it the less convinced I became.

[titfucker1990]

your tits are a religion all in its self

[SahmaaMahmood]

looll,, I like you!! haha

[aitle34]

Found this video incredible annoying and insulting.

[FriendofDaishonin]

Fuck religion!

[AlwaysReal4Life]

I wish I could play 1:05 - 1:09 in slow-mo

[airforcesgt1976]

Great video as always. Lulu is adorable, btw. :)

[FranRojo91]

what type of flowers, where and when i bring them to you?

Had to try it!!!!!! love from Spain!

[nimedhel09]

"Karenism: fuck the shit!" that was soooooooooo funny! Love all your videos!

[chickennoodlesoup901]

i was being hypnotized by her boobies but then at 0:10 the advertisement snapped me outta it. i continued looking at her tits.

[wong321able]

FROM NOW On I'm a "KARENIST"and worship yo tits ev day ^:'l

[zaroonx]

didnt got a shit out ov this vid... n being an atheist is being like an animal which wonders around all life eats sleeps n dies....

[cilantroification]

you are so right! I have the same poster, well its actually a magnet, on my refrigerator. Religion is a bunch of hooey for those who don't want to think critically. I love your video as usual.

[DeJuanDon]

Maybe you should just go ahead and put it on me before you fuck me!!!

[minesajd]

i bought you flowers ... but i ated them

[Chingon81s]

That's what I say, "Fuck this shit" too! hahaha

[MrVoradtralundir]

I'd buy you flowers

[EvenMoreAna]

Yay, atheist, no shit ... well put

[KnurdShogun]

@~~`,~~~

[HighMeditation]

i like to be spoon feed some tits,,,,^^

[drizzy645]

DUDE SHE STOOL THAT FROM A POSTER

[cursetogod]

I LOVE YOU BABY.FUCK GOD.

I BELIVE YOU ARE GODDESS AND YOU ARE BETTER THAN ALL GOD.CUZ I CAN SEE YOUR SWEET FACE))))))))))

100% AGREE WITH YOU))))))))))))))

[jamesykt69]

shit, ive been doing drugs for too long

[bobbea1]

Came for a religion Rant stayed for tits.

[MMFrostMM]

nice stolen gag

[drifter01z]

Running out the door to buy some sweet flowers.

[canarinni]

religious ? yes no yes no , I LOVE YOUR TITS!

[Hzlflm96]

HURRAY FOR CHRISTIANS!!!! :D

[DeJuanDon]

Sometimes, I think quite possibly, I could've passed out in the car or something and was taken back to my bedroom. Yea, I don't know. Quick and painful maybe. Who knows. I used to drink a lot. I quit that though, like... 9 years ago.

[DeJuanDon]

I remember in that dream, I probably drank like a 12 pack of Coronas or something... maybe a little whiskey. I'm glad I don't drink anymore.

[Marshsm901]

🌸💐🌷🍀🌹🌻🌺🍁🍃🍂🌾

Look I got u flowers!!!!! ↖⬆

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

how about RED ROSES MADE FROM RED DIAMONDS

[HEAVYMETALGODS86feb9]

GEORGE CARLING and DIO and REALITY are my GODS

[OnPointe13]

"Judaism: WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!,"

ahahaha so true. :P

[rodrigo212336]

.....you are super fun and super easy.....xDD

[ThatOneIrishGuy]

Karen, are you a declared Atheist?

[rinmaone2]

The only reason why I watched this shit are your boobs bitch

[emokidxd1]

im with karennisaum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[perplex001]

hahahaha this woman is hilarious!

[MargoLuvsMusic]

u sound like amanda bynes lol and u forgot to mention Mormons :)

[Moonspell360]

Anal sex all the way....

[DeJuanDon]

That dying thing might not work either. I don't think even that could get me away from... well whatever.

[LAlaLAmusicable]

shes fat

[ignostu]

You keep it simple in a very profound way, no shit, and low tops" ...mmmh...me likey too" ;), very easy on the eyes otherwise. I am an Instant fan of your channel .

[meelker12345]

thumbs up if your looking through her videos because of her nice tits

[Jeff88534]

Thats was funny! Ur beautiful and those tits well...quite amazing!!!

[JuggalocodeChile1988]

The ONLY person I worship is ME!

[RVxAspret]

u have nothing but ur attractive body ns shitty talkin woman......read carefully all religious books nd then make vdo......

[Ksera71269]

@RVxAspret you sound like an idiot

[lebronjamesXD]

Can you talk 10 seconds without cuting parts off. bitch.

[DeJuanDon]

After years of being called names and harsh treatment, I used to think I was unlovable. I believe I was right.

[shazeebmw]

super fun to see you lmao

[shazeebmw]

super fun to see you 

[aznmickster]

I cam here for tits, all i heard was blah blah blah

[DeJuanDon]

Roo roo!

[DeJuanDon]

Gotta love some Cadence Calls.

[DeJuanDon]

"Hey there Army! Get in your tanks and follow me! I am the Marine Core Infantry! Hey there Navy! Get in your ships and follow me! I am the Marine Core Infantry! Hey there Air Force! Get in your planes and follow me! I am the Marine Core Infantry! Hey there Civilians! Get off your butts and follow me! I am the Marine Core Infantry!" USMC Cadence

[DeJuanDon]

CAMPAIGN Hat - Army Wool Smokey Boy Cub Scout Hat - Olive

[DeJuanDon]

"Mothers of America meek and mild! Send to me your sweet young child! We'll make him drill and we'll make him run! We'll make some changes in your young son!" -USMC Cadence

[DeJuanDon]

"I wanna be a drill instructor! I wanna cut off all of my hair! I wanna be a drill instructor! I wanna earn my smokey bear!" USMC Cadence

[DeJuanDon]

If you ever smacked someone upside the face, it probably never deserved it more.

[DeJuanDon]

Yours might just be the only soul in all of mankind that probably doesn't have to worry about going to Hell. Perlrlrlrlr

[DeJuanDon]

I guess tiny tiny doesn't need the Bible.

[landraider101]

shes liek that really annoying girl at school that no one liked lol

[dragonel200]

fap !

[Lightside10]

I like your religon

[1BigKanak]

imma karenist (that sounds rlly wrong lol)

[DeJuanDon]

Oh, ooh, understudying? Can't wait for classes to begin.

[DeJuanDon]

Just reading some Mythology. It said that Venus had sex with Mars before she was going to marry Hepheastus.

[DeJuanDon]

Whatever those are.

[DeJuanDon]

Hathoor Isis, Bhavani, Lalita, Freya, Frig, Aphrodite, Nike, Venus, Sigils: 5 petal Rose and the Pentacle star, Magical Weapons: The Lamp and Girdle, In the Kaballah, 7-Netzach Venus is the seventh of the ten Sephiroth on the "Tree of Life." Its meaning in Hebrew is Victory. Got all that from looking up fony "sort of" and, Lucifera... and a Picture of Hades' kidnapping his wife the Queen of the Underworld on a Unicorn from 1516. Wierd, something said that intiates were given there.

[DeJuanDon]

I keep trying to rule it out... but can't. Just kinda... a freeze frame memory... I guess some might would call photographic... I've always had... of someone with red all behind her... and I always thought was my Grandmother but knew she wasn't my Grandmother. It is like every which way I turn... I can't dismiss it as fake. Memory triggers... or whatever, but I remember, but not really jogging the memory because it has always been there.

[DeJuanDon]

And in that case, I don't people realize the halariousness of what is going to happen to them after this.

[DeJuanDon]

"Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven? Would it be the same if I saw you in Heaven?"

[DeJuanDon]

Funny, my name pronounced in French would be like Don Juan Littel... silly.

[DeJuanDon]

Someone wrote this about my Surname. "Sometimes, the hunt is almost as interesting as the nuggets you find. In the Ancient History of the Distinguished Surname ... , we find England, Norman, France, Britain, Ireland, Viking, Scots, Kings and Queens from the Monarchs of England." And, then there is all this other shit, like them putting me into the Monarch Room here when I stayed somewhere once.

[DeJuanDon]

The Motto recorded with the ... Coat of Arms is; "En Dieu Est Ma Fiance" (In God is My Trust) I don't think that is exactly what that means, and then there is this that is actually written on it: QUESITA MARTE TUENDA ARTE (A MIND SURRENDERED TO THE SKILL OF WAR). Then there is a Royal Coat of Arms that says, "Diue Et Mon Droit" on it, and they said it means, "God and My Right." I don't know... I feel like I might... but I'm not exactly sure.

[DeJuanDon]

It is obvious that couldn't have been Hell in that memory I've had my whole earthly existence.

[DeJuanDon]

But there could never be a Heaven without someone like you in it.

[DeJuanDon]

Trigger

[Mephi1995]

thaha :D tits ^^

[DeJuanDon]

When I was an itty bitty boy, my Grandma gave me an itty bitty toy, and everytime I heard them bells ring she told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling. Oh my ding-a-ling, oh my ding-a-ling. She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

[SP1T1TOUT56]

Oop...I broke the don't do drugs rule.

[DeJuanDon]

seen since Scout training and he just kind of walked by me and stared me in the eyes and walked on. A few days later I seen my Combat Instructor standing there in his beret picking things up in the guy's cart in the store. He would look at it like an inch away from it, and then he get like an inch away from the guy's nose. Then he'd put it down pick something else up, kind of shift his legs sideways, and get like an inch away from the guys nose all in his face. Pretty funny.

[DeJuanDon]

As a matter of fact, I remember one time someone tried to fight me once. I remember I had him in a position to where I could break his neck in less than a second, then I realized what I was doing and I put one hand in the air while he bucked back and forth like a wild animal in my arm. Then I let go of him. Later he hit me a few times, and I put him to sleep. When he woke up an old Scout friend of mine started punching him in the back, and then I seen a guy like walk out of the shadows I hadn't

[DeJuanDon]

Everyone was supposed to be, but I looked around and seen nobody else was, so I kind of stopped too. He taught me a little bit more than he did them though too. Yea I don't know.

[DeJuanDon]

I remember when I didn't feel like I could do that last push-up in that Combat Training class my dad put me into, the instructor said, "Do you want me to shoot you in the head now or later," so I got that last push-up up. The threat of death seems to make you do things you didn't normally think you could do I believe. That kind of taught me to try for the impossible I guess you could say. I don't exactly know why he only did that to me. I looked around and nobody else had been doing any.

[DeJuanDon]

That one guy was a little bit too hard on that one kid. He couldn't keep doing all those. Not all at once like that.

[DeJuanDon]

Yea, I don't know, they're little boys... might should drop it down to drop down and give me ten push-up!!! because I could keep'em doing that all day in spaced out intervals.

[BaileyLush]

111,760 people love tits... And just got blue balls. Lol

[DeJuanDon]

Just kind of... pay respects to the Flag, and walk the fuck on.

[DeJuanDon]

All those things that happened in the past, all those things those people said, they're gone. I think I may've just felt or realized what people meant when they say, "Living in the past." Like, when that guy said, "Do you have a wedding ring? You'd definately find a girlfriend if you wore that around." Forget that shit.

[DeJuanDon]

That is no longer my dead Grandfathers, or his while he was alive, it is mine.

[DeJuanDon]

I figure 12 years or more of loving someone that died a long time ago that probably didn't love me back is enough. She may have... who knows. Since it is all in my head and I am heartless I think I have came up with an idea. I am going to go out on as many dates as I can with as many girls as I can. I will ask everyone of them to marry me. The first one that says yes I will and I will never look back. I don't even have to worry about buying a wedding ring for me.

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

I LOVE BOOBIES! I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!

[DeJuanDon]

King Saul? Who is that? Maybe Solomon the wise would know, maybe jes Joemomma'd know. Who knows? You ever seen joking Asa'el jew? 2 Chronicles 15:16 King Asa also deposed his grandmother Maacah from her position as queen mother, because she had made a repulsive Asherah pole. Asa cut the pole down, broke it up and burned it in the Kidron Valley.

[thegreeneyes01]

kinda offensive

[retropancakeful]

I will only nod but disagree with you, until you show me your boobs.

[superayushanand]

i subscribed to shit !!

[jesshartxo]

karenism best one of all! can i convert 2 that?

[d2techknow]

what's your favorite cereal?

[vaztion]

A wise word: Tits.

[ValkyereHowie]

I would totally become a Karenist, but I'm already a follower of FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster.) I'm a Pastafarian yo.

[ladymachete50]

1:59 is my religion

[samuriguy909]

it cost civilization over 1000 years of advancement

[MrSantiago0789]

@samuriguy909 I think that 1000 years of advance were taken away in the burning of the library of Alexandria, burned by the christians.

[MrSantiago0789]

@MrSantiago0789 *advancement, my mistake.

[anitacreech98]

Catholicism. If shit happenes I deserved it Lolz :)

[govhater4]

Your'e hot..

[DeJuanDon]

Uh, sorry...

[syn1Xz]

Googleism! Find Shit Out!

[ladymachete50]

@syn1Xz I LIKE

[syn1Xz]

@ladymachete50 Mee too! :P

[Ninjaxfrog]

Almost everyone in my non immediate family is a jw i agree religion shit

[MissFabForever]

Oh Yeah my Grandma's HOT!

[syn1Xz]

lol atheism...no shit? hahaha

[syn1Xz]

Because i like to eat cereal while i google shit!! lmao best part

[mz9393mz]

The comment below this one is false.

[animejerk05]

this girl is all looks and no brains.

[DeJuanDon]

Grandaddy AM 180

[DeJuanDon]

hot!

[Shockazy]

if shit was really that easy, I'd send you flowers every day all day

[Jesseica97]

My uncle has a poster tht says all tht lol

[TheRoninxxi]

yum



[poorclarelover]

@shatyraty haha I agree with you! Oh, and Karen, you're a faggy white whore.

[shatyraty]

did u really deep-google islam u google-image- black-&-white-pictures whore? i dont think so

[poorclarelover]

@djay00009 Religion's great and you're a lamed-mouth fuck.

[poorclarelover]

@Gamer1990100 Well, I follow my God's ways!

[poorclarelover]

Karen, this video sucks. You are making fun of Religion. On the last day, you'll be delivered to hell. FUCK YOU! YOU BIG LAME-ASS!

[Gamer1990100]

@poorclarelover Yeah I'm sure your God is proud of you eh?

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

@poorclarelover believing in hell is lame, you're get reincarnated as a retarded donkey with aids

[poorclarelover]

@KJBPSkipper Fuck You!