I love the movie xD, but the persian's reaction to the fact of losing an arm is hilarious. Come on, he says: "my arm!" like I say: "shit, the dog pissed on the carpet" x'D
@ngilford1 They are old, but not because they're from the 1962 movie. They were really told by a Spartan called Dienekes (Διηνέκης), at least Herodotus says so. Read Herodotus, Histories, 7, 226.
When the grin starts spreading across that guy's face a shiver runs down my spine. Makes you wanna get the fuck outside half naked and kill the biggest, manliest motherfucker in sight :D
@loofc53 I guess snyder just missed the fact that slow-motion in combat scenes are fun only if used occasionally. after a while you're just like Oh get on with it already
And according to the ancient historian Herotodus (from whom we get the story of the Spartans defending Thermopylae), a named Spartan actually did say this, and many other such things, though Herodotus only records that one saying.
@FunlilPivot - they were surrounded by archers, you try coming out of that alive. also i would like to point out that the greeks won that war, the persians had to leave because if Xerxes kept going he couldn't get home
The Greeks won their own battle, the Spartans made their last stand to evacuate others before their inevitable destruction. I'm not saying they suck, or that they could have came out alive. I'm saying you need to l2argue.
@FunlilPivot Spartans did not lose.... if you know any part of antiquity 300 Spartans and their king Leonidas died at Themopylae but then entire Greece mobilised and literaly destroyed entire Persia.
@FunlilPivot um actually the sppartans formed with greece,so no they one,since they were with them,also if 300 spartans did that much damage to a mill persians,than im pretty sure an entire army would just but fuck persia,which happened.
@FunlilPivot after the battle at thermop. the spartans returned with another 10.000 soldiers who fought at the city steps of sparta, they never sieged sparta.. the spartans even send 1000 soldiers towards athen who was on the edge of siegement.
So tell me brother, didn't you payed enough attention at school?
this movie has so many quotable lines it's ridiculous.
i remember being by a friends house a few years back and there was a CRAZY intense argument going on. at one point, my friends mom was like "this is madness" and someone responded: "THIS IS SPAAARTTAAA." there was silence for like 5 seconds before EVERYONE bust out laughing. that put an end to the whole thing.
"Although extraordinary valor was displayed by the entire corps of Spartans and Thespians, yet bravest of all was declared the Spartan Dienekes. It is said that on the eve of battle, he was told by a native of Trachis that the Persian archers were so numerous that, when they fired their volleys, the mass of arrows blocked out the sun. Dienekes, however, quite undaunted by this prospect, remarked with a laugh, 'Good. Then we'll have our battle in the shade.' "
@2538088 persian empire stupid. they took black people from places they conquered to fight for them just like every empire had fighters from conquered countries. I dont think it is racist at all. good movie.
@bantermelon stfu dumass...all the persians in the movie look like shit or something none persians..they made persians look fucking unhuman and shit, and dont tell me bullshit cuz i just came from iran and i know more than ur dumass knows whos so proud of knowoing persia was called the persian empire...and this movie is racist and u dont know shit....btw persia never extended to ant country that looked black...u fucking prostitute
@2538088 ummmm i actually stayed in iran for 3 weeks too so I know what iranians look like. The empire stretched from North Africa to India so yes black people from Africa were recruited into the army just like the British recruited blacks and asians into their military during their empire. so you are wrong lol. I personally like the movie and dont really care that you are pissing your pants because they added in some scenes with inbred persians.
@bantermelon so thats why ur happy with the movie: 1) u have no pride and dignity 2) u got to be in the movie......and just so u knoq dumass, 3 weeks u dont see everyone in the country, the dark people in the south of iran dont look like that, and north africa people arent black....im not making shit up like u dumass
@2538088 hmmmmm If I was in the movie I would be chopping of that fat persian pigs hand lol. Why do you care so much about what I say about the fat, inbred persians?
@2538088 I guess you never did which is why I said 'why do you care so much about what I say'. So now I guess I am not dumb and you possibly need to learn how to read?
@AFGalwayz were the Spartans not castaways fighting against a common enemy... I think their story is completely comparable to America's. I think the majority of them were actually free. could be wrong
Didn't he play Gannicus in Spartacus: Gods of The Arena?
cff121 5 days ago
Nice diapers they are wearing
Afghan1Pride 6 days ago
FUN FACT: I once read in a history book that one Spartan actually did say, "Then we will fight in the shade," during the Battle of Thermopylae.
SGRev1 1 week ago
Our Arrows will blot out their knees!
totototocaca 2 weeks ago 2
Our arrows will block out the sun!
Then we will fight with NIGHT VISION GOGGLES!
Nizzemancer 3 weeks ago 2
Everyone took an arrow to the knee.
firstpackage 1 month ago 3
Nice one MAGNETO and his magnetic power ^^
SimonHharrison 1 month ago
dis guy dont take shit like a boss
001mahidhul 1 month ago
Not slaves but WHITE MEN!
F*** Certies.
MrRockjock13 1 month ago
i used to fight in the shade....... then i took an arrow the knee
cjpowerdcfc 1 month ago
@cjpowerdcfc zero likes for that comment this isnt skyrim bro THIS IS SPARTAAAA!
kidhustles 1 month ago
@kidhustles sorry ....i don't know what came over me. :(
cjpowerdcfc 1 month ago
Go now tell your leaders that you face FREE MEN HERE THIS IS SPARTA!
unstoppablex 2 months ago
not slaves. Your women will be slaves. Your sons, your daughters, your elders will be slaves, but not you. our arrows will blot out the sun
1osama100 2 months ago
(6 people fire javelins in mw2)
Our javelins will block out the sun
Then we will camp in the shade
cursegaara 2 months ago
245,000
chomy07 3 months ago
Go now.
Run along.
2nd best line in this scene.
MrRo330 3 months ago
MMMMmm Michael Fassy in undies - ME GUSTA
elmoloveswasabi 3 months ago
I love the movie xD, but the persian's reaction to the fact of losing an arm is hilarious. Come on, he says: "my arm!" like I say: "shit, the dog pissed on the carpet" x'D
duhmzdaih 3 months ago 3
Press 1 repeatedly to watch a spartan dance :P
EvdogMusic 3 months ago
"MY ARM!!!"
"Its not yours anymore!"
gold.
Sofiaaargh 3 months ago 6
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Sofiaaargh 3 months ago
press 4 for laser pistol sound
Afonsocool23 3 months ago
they should show half naked magneto LOL
xkent7x 4 months ago 2
Horatio:
'Then we...'
*helmet*
'Will fight in the shade.'
SPARRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
guatahala 4 months ago 7
@guatahala Hahaha thats good
metallicaxxx420 3 months ago
Fighting in the sun was never an OPTION!
sirbuck22 4 months ago 11
@sirbuck22 LOL!! hahahahaha! Cracked me up! X-Men: First Class FTW!!
arthurandgwen 4 months ago
A thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon 11 people
ezeonlain 4 months ago
Yeaaah Maaaagneto! Use your powers!
maamQoW 5 months ago 2
That was an awesome comeback.
florenmage 5 months ago
he's so sexy miam!! :D
OOGuizmoo 5 months ago
This line = EPIC WINNING!
moonlightsonata202 5 months ago
And guess what? The arrows really do blot out the sun!
Ebb1993isgreat 5 months ago
0:06 isn't that the guy that played Magneto in the X-Men: First Class movie?
skeetnskidaddle 5 months ago
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MrQueenie 5 months ago
@skeetnskidaddle Yup, Michael Fassbender
MrQueenie 5 months ago
@skeetnskidaddle yep, he is.
chloe1878 5 months ago
Stelios doesn't need a balance between rage and serenity.
hutchesaurus23 5 months ago
Ha ha they have bunch of Gay male strip dancers for Spartans.
Hafez21hafez21 5 months ago
@Hafez21hafez21 Michael Fassbender is not gay. He is a shark. And he could kick your butt. :)
LeahDino 5 months ago
WHY IS HE SO HOT
TogetherAtLast 5 months ago 2
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"Our arrows will block out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade"
line from Spartan: Total warrior much XD
2DEATHreaper 5 months ago
"Our arrows will block out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade"
TheXeno2000 6 months ago
@TheXeno2000 *blot* out the sun.
DukeNukenum 5 months ago
Totaly badass
rubixmaster34 6 months ago
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-Then we will figh in the shade...
UMAD BRO ?
xXHeLLiuMXx 6 months ago
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xXHeLLiuMXx 6 months ago
That's handy! We won't bother packing the factor 50, then.
G0DEMPEROR 6 months ago
our arrows will block out the sun
then we shall fight in whatever light remains
TheToxicPenguin 6 months ago
THATS MAGNETO!
123Kenge 6 months ago 7
Hey that's young Magneto, neat.
tobysoter 7 months ago
"Our arrows will block out the sun"
"Fighting in the sun was never an option"
stewierawks 7 months ago 38
fuck hes hot...he can fight in my shade any time *seedy smile*
carrieonable 7 months ago 2
that m****cker just cut of his arm.. cool ;)
drakflyga 7 months ago
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thumbs up if , ....you prefer magneto
thebomberman1967 7 months ago
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thumbs up if you prefer magneto
thebomberman1967 7 months ago
he is so HOT and POWERFUL!!! His smile is chilling... he is amazing! 300 rocks!
YamiNoPri 7 months ago
holy crap, I love how terrifying Michael Fassbender's smile is. AMAZING.
TheBadmojo23 7 months ago 64
@TheBadmojo23 Michael Fassbender is a shark.
LeahDino 5 months ago
Those too lines were in "The 300 Spartans" from 1962. oldest quotes of the movie
ngilford1 7 months ago
@ngilford1 They are old, but not because they're from the 1962 movie. They were really told by a Spartan called Dienekes (Διηνέκης), at least Herodotus says so. Read Herodotus, Histories, 7, 226.
Lhein33 7 months ago
This guy's Magneto!
kevick19 7 months ago
This guy's Magento!
kevick19 7 months ago
WTF a censored video?
ElPerroDeGantz 7 months ago
Who's the actor with the cut arm?
BigBagsForRent 7 months ago
Fassbender would just use his magnetic powers to throw the arrows at US and Russian battleships.
corruptgunslinger 7 months ago 5
arrows = shade to fight in
Dracoti 7 months ago
thats hot!
SweetEllesar 7 months ago
FASSBENDER U SEXY THING
GangsterGiraffitti 7 months ago 4
FINISH HIM
MrAppleman97 8 months ago
1000 nations of the persian empire decend upon you, our arrows will blot out the sun.
great line
Dragonslayer1281 8 months ago
Holy shit, its magneto
bilber18 8 months ago 5
When the grin starts spreading across that guy's face a shiver runs down my spine. Makes you wanna get the fuck outside half naked and kill the biggest, manliest motherfucker in sight :D
TraceurMeeka 8 months ago
10 'Persians' disliked this video
mathiasgandy 8 months ago
I am proud to be a Spartan!!!!
badbadbrian 8 months ago
@badbadbrian until we find more evidence on the Spartans' relationship with other men, you might want to rethink that last statement.
bf2lover42 8 months ago
Best fucking movie, ever.. Even better than Star Wars and Lord of the Rings
diegomanya17 8 months ago
What's with the stache.... glue it back on man!
remsearch 8 months ago
Best comeback to a threat ever!
videocritic2463 8 months ago 3
That's my MP. :)
Conchobhar 8 months ago 21
they could probably have told the whole story in 20 minutes if everything didnt have to be in bloody slow-motion.
lemmedasker 8 months ago 3
@lemmedasker but that would defeat the purpose haha
loofc53 8 months ago
@loofc53 I guess snyder just missed the fact that slow-motion in combat scenes are fun only if used occasionally. after a while you're just like Oh get on with it already
lemmedasker 8 months ago
@lemmedasker true true
loofc53 8 months ago
@lemmedasker and you came up with that on your own, without help from any websites im sure
TraceurMeeka 8 months ago
@TraceurMeeka
came up with what? I dont know what you mean. Im just saying I think that slow-mo thing was grossly overdone?
lemmedasker 8 months ago
@lemmedasker nevermind, i saw the exact same sentence on a comedy site, thought you were parroting what they said
TraceurMeeka 8 months ago
best thing is that this is an actual historical quote!-they actually said that to the Persians in real life back then!!! so proud of my ancestors! :)
steveharrismetalgod 8 months ago 2
From Stelios to Mr. Rochester (Jane Eyre) Michael Fassbender can embody a character from head to toe like noone else in Hollywood right now.
miapatagonia 9 months ago 2
News you need: That Persian is now elected in the House of Commons in Canada.
ShameStick13 9 months ago 4
@ShameStick13 I voted for him!
Capitaineefface 9 months ago
Its funny how he makes the perfect Magneto in First Class now :P
checkmate3010 9 months ago
FUCK. YES.
gobamarama2008 9 months ago
Gate 7 will fight in the shade!
nemanjadelija91 9 months ago
Censored?!!
Fresh766 9 months ago
The man playing the emissary is running for parlement in my town! XD
TaintedExile 9 months ago
the kind of arrogance I would love to use against a cop
Glidescube 9 months ago 4
our arrows will BLOT OUT THE SUN!!
ACTIONJACKSIN 9 months ago
WE WILL FIGHT ANYWAY ANYTIME ANYPLACE WE ARE GREEKS
manyrivera62 9 months ago 2
''MR ARM!!''
''It's not your anymore''
pretty sick line
idontknow7240 10 months ago
It's not even the ambassador, it's a messenger/scout.
Condom007of007Solace 10 months ago
0:46
1234doawee 10 months ago
oh mr rochester..
Amyisapimp 10 months ago 4
@Amyisapimp IKR!!!
nataliafaun8 10 months ago
And according to the ancient historian Herotodus (from whom we get the story of the Spartans defending Thermopylae), a named Spartan actually did say this, and many other such things, though Herodotus only records that one saying.
Myrdden71 10 months ago
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"Do you think your pathetic wall will do anything except fall like a heap dry leaves in the face of... HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!!!"
idontknow7240 10 months ago
"Our arrows will blot out the sun"
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
"Then we will fight in the shade."
FUCK YEAH
lordxeras 10 months ago 2
um. Michael Fassbender is FANTASTIC.
hutchesaurus23 10 months ago
'MY ARM!'
Well no... its your leg isn't it?
tomospowell 11 months ago 2
Then we will fight in the shade
Urameshi: OH COME ON YOU ALREADY USED THAT LINE!
CodytheHun123 11 months ago
What if their arrows blot out the shade?
Mickothebest 11 months ago 3
@Mickothebest then they will fight in the sun i guess :L
NotLikeSilica 10 months ago
MY ARM
jonsonicu64 11 months ago
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
Leonidas has joined session in progress.
STOP THAT NUKE!! PULL IT BACK!! PULL IT BACK!
catastrovision 11 months ago
''MY AERM!''
bantermelon 1 year ago
Turned into Gollum there when he said the arrow line
Thelach1 1 year ago
Welcome to the 300 Tea party boys...Bring it on Fag Dem Libs !
unitedstatesdale 1 year ago
I wish they would have used Dienekes real name in the movie since he was acclaimed to be the 300 who fought at Thermopylae.
rbiolden 1 year ago
this video is AWESOME! :) You should check out my 300 deleted scene if you get a chance!
actor2120 1 year ago
0:35 He's like AHH SHIT ( don't move a mussle) Recalls what his mom said : Careful I hear they can smell fear.
anbrps2man 1 year ago
and considering the spartans killed more than 300,000 persians at the battle of thermopile they certainly are damn good at their job
corensam 1 year ago
@corensam Thing is, they lost anyway.
FunlilPivot 1 year ago
@FunlilPivot - they were surrounded by archers, you try coming out of that alive. also i would like to point out that the greeks won that war, the persians had to leave because if Xerxes kept going he couldn't get home
corensam 1 year ago
@corensam Exactly, idiot.
The Greeks won their own battle, the Spartans made their last stand to evacuate others before their inevitable destruction. I'm not saying they suck, or that they could have came out alive. I'm saying you need to l2argue.
FunlilPivot 1 year ago
@FunlilPivot Spartans did not lose.... if you know any part of antiquity 300 Spartans and their king Leonidas died at Themopylae but then entire Greece mobilised and literaly destroyed entire Persia.
Ouija1210 11 months ago
@Ouija1210 The Spartans lost, the GREEKS won.
FunlilPivot 11 months ago
@FunlilPivot um actually the sppartans formed with greece,so no they one,since they were with them,also if 300 spartans did that much damage to a mill persians,than im pretty sure an entire army would just but fuck persia,which happened.
odst123456 11 months ago
@FunlilPivot after the battle at thermop. the spartans returned with another 10.000 soldiers who fought at the city steps of sparta, they never sieged sparta.. the spartans even send 1000 soldiers towards athen who was on the edge of siegement.
So tell me brother, didn't you payed enough attention at school?
(sorry for my english, i'm dutch )
NielsorNiek 11 months ago
@NielsorNiek So tell me brother, haven't you paid any attention to your English class? :3
FunlilPivot 11 months ago
@FunlilPivot haha maybe :)
NielsorNiek 11 months ago
@FunlilPivot sparta is a greek city state..
VNGDfufu008 10 months ago
@VNGDfufu008 I know.
I realized that like a month after I wrote that...
I'm stupid.
/herp de derp
FunlilPivot 10 months ago
"Well fight in the shade. What? son u just got owned bitch"
irrahman1 1 year ago
@irrahman1 You're not cool cause you said bitch at the end of your sentence. It didn't even add to the funny effect, just took away from it. (Bitch)
Archer007TIME 1 year ago
@Archer007TIME I wasnt trying to be funny or cool
irrahman1 1 year ago
@irrahman1 Dont worry about it Archer was obviously trollin...
Camjordan13 1 year ago
@Camjordan13 yeah
irrahman1 1 year ago
@Archer007TIME lul you're trollin... Go flame elsewhere
Camjordan13 1 year ago
why didn't they shoot 300 in 3D?
EmperorOfMars 1 year ago 2
0:35 commando pro
UnIuckyChucky 1 year ago 3
0:32 "MY ARM!!" LMAO! That's what you get.
ParadiseofTruth 1 year ago
that's a really lng and unnecessary whip
liberator235 1 year ago
"sir, we are cutting of your electricity due to lack of payment"
"Then we will fight in the shade!"
georgerankin13 1 year ago 240
@georgerankin13 Hahahah i wanna say that if that ever happens to me
MrFigglez 1 year ago
@georgerankin13 - win!
midbsaj 1 year ago
@georgerankin13 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
myangelsword 8 months ago
@georgerankin13 You win the best comment award!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
Sweetp000433 7 months ago
7 ppl fight in the sun
OG2958 1 year ago 2
this movie has so many quotable lines it's ridiculous.
i remember being by a friends house a few years back and there was a CRAZY intense argument going on. at one point, my friends mom was like "this is madness" and someone responded: "THIS IS SPAAARTTAAA." there was silence for like 5 seconds before EVERYONE bust out laughing. that put an end to the whole thing.
oh 300. never change.
ghlover2001 1 year ago 43
@ghlover2001 LOL funny shit man. How funny would it be if you got that on video
chaldochamp3 1 year ago
@chaldochamp3 yeah, ikr? too bad cause it was hilarious.
ghlover2001 1 year ago
@ghlover2001 that is hilarious , a peaceful resolution inspired by one of the most violent movies love it xD
3rdEyeSpeaks 8 months ago
@ghlover2001 Bunch of my friends did that after we say PotC. Every now and then someone would shout "But why's the rum gone!?"
mazrimtaim10 7 months ago
best line everr!!!
datejanoheat 1 year ago
Nakedness is the the new manliness (>_o)-b
UniversalVision 1 year ago
Panospl ur a fuckin nerd
maddymoo555 1 year ago
the Persians banned slavery unlike the Greeks wat a bunch of b.s
dvy45 1 year ago
When the Greek points the spear at that Persian, the Persian has a look on his face like "Oh shit, I'm fixin' ta get butt raped"
Thrawn6211 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS SCENE!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of the best scenes in the movie....
Thanks so much!=)
ParanoidPopsticle 1 year ago
I think that is the coolest line ever spoken in history!
oldfurniture 1 year ago
"Although extraordinary valor was displayed by the entire corps of Spartans and Thespians, yet bravest of all was declared the Spartan Dienekes. It is said that on the eve of battle, he was told by a native of Trachis that the Persian archers were so numerous that, when they fired their volleys, the mass of arrows blocked out the sun. Dienekes, however, quite undaunted by this prospect, remarked with a laugh, 'Good. Then we'll have our battle in the shade.' "
—Herodotus, The Histories
colbol89 1 year ago
THIS BLACK MAN BE STEALIN MY W0MENZ
SuperMegaFart 1 year ago
that was a great line, but delivered like shit.
AltronHGX 1 year ago
i hope so
jurgenmanfred 1 year ago
our carpets and gold curtin rod and statues will blot out the sun
DragonAce9 1 year ago
our blue carpets and gold rods and statues will blot out hte sun
DragonAce9 1 year ago
this movie is racist, and persians dont look black!! wtf was that?
2538088 1 year ago
@2538088 persian empire stupid. they took black people from places they conquered to fight for them just like every empire had fighters from conquered countries. I dont think it is racist at all. good movie.
bantermelon 1 year ago
@bantermelon stfu dumass...all the persians in the movie look like shit or something none persians..they made persians look fucking unhuman and shit, and dont tell me bullshit cuz i just came from iran and i know more than ur dumass knows whos so proud of knowoing persia was called the persian empire...and this movie is racist and u dont know shit....btw persia never extended to ant country that looked black...u fucking prostitute
2538088 1 year ago
@2538088 ummmm i actually stayed in iran for 3 weeks too so I know what iranians look like. The empire stretched from North Africa to India so yes black people from Africa were recruited into the army just like the British recruited blacks and asians into their military during their empire. so you are wrong lol. I personally like the movie and dont really care that you are pissing your pants because they added in some scenes with inbred persians.
bantermelon 1 year ago
@bantermelon so thats why ur happy with the movie: 1) u have no pride and dignity 2) u got to be in the movie......and just so u knoq dumass, 3 weeks u dont see everyone in the country, the dark people in the south of iran dont look like that, and north africa people arent black....im not making shit up like u dumass
2538088 1 year ago
@2538088 hmmmmm If I was in the movie I would be chopping of that fat persian pigs hand lol. Why do you care so much about what I say about the fat, inbred persians?
bantermelon 1 year ago
@bantermelon wtf r u saying ? when did i say " stop talking about fat persians" ur dumb dude...need help
2538088 1 year ago
@2538088 I guess you never did which is why I said 'why do you care so much about what I say'. So now I guess I am not dumb and you possibly need to learn how to read?
bantermelon 1 year ago
@bantermelon how about u read ur own messeges again and try to make sense next time?
2538088 1 year ago
@2538088 ok I have. Can you point out the part you had difficulty with?
bantermelon 1 year ago
@bantermelon I like the way the messages end here lol :P
IDNH 1 year ago
then we will fight in the shade!!!!
Calsummersishere 1 year ago 2
hahahha the spartans had more of their subjects and peopled they ruled as slaves than the persians.
AFGalwayz 1 year ago
@AFGalwayz were the Spartans not castaways fighting against a common enemy... I think their story is completely comparable to America's. I think the majority of them were actually free. could be wrong