how not to pick up chicks

[AnastasiyaBush]

I would never call him back, what a chatterbox.

[Sinfestgirl]

omg.. what a turd lol xD..

[newj34]

Well...atleast he took the mature way to show his sexual fustration. Blue balls ain't no joke!

[newj34]

It sounded more like a business proposition...what was he selling anyway?

[nwachamp]

Haha what a puss.

[22smurfman]

maybee you were abused in childhood BAHAHAHAH yeah

i think you might be the one on some medication pal.....

[Rubix315]

Good Lawd. 

[TrptFreek123]

"you should actually look that up, passive aggressive personality disorder" bahahaha wth

[babydoll54115]

..." believe it or not, I'm a complete catch!"..LOL!

[AcousticBruce]

Wow this amazing... captain me planet.

[Zechlarr]

Devon Werkheiser sent me :P

[bboyspaz]

Lol sounds like a business proposal or trying to find a job. This guy has issues.

[katieruthaugusta]

I think I investigated this guy..... Creepy!

[Kelter82]

"It's extremely passive aggressive... You should actually look that up, passive agressive personality disorder."

I think he has it.

[Muarkuss]

sounds like a rapist/stalker

[JulieVlogs]

"I had to get the heck out of the area..." hmmm....

[apkeJAnnU]

this is so freaking hilarious i couldn't stop laughing, maybe i would've called him but after this message its impossible his mom calls him. Psychological problems, chemo therapy ?????

[dulmiradika]

Think about your marriage and get a trusted women lushfmlk.info

[uspatent333]

maybe your an idiot and the horrible thing that in her life lol

[RaidersRock]

I have a friend named Olga, I left these messages on her voicemail, freaked her the fuck out lol

[leviathoninn]

What a freak haha...

[igor9212]

kinda wish there was a 3rd call =/.

[kagayuhime]

Wow... This guy. Sadly, he sounds like he would be emotionally and psychologically abusive.

[hunnniibunn]

wowwww.... what a creeper.

[Duifje]

HAHAHAHAHHA

sadness..

[punkrules45]

its like a young mel gibson

[tkey3191]

This guy is full of shit.

[karrot16]

lmao! Annoying little chihuahua humping your leg XDD I couldnt even listen to this all the way through X__X

[jimmyk058]

Not happy that this guy's Greek like me and shares my (Greek) name.

[BIGGLBY]

These videos usually get a chuckle, but my laughs where "very passionate" haha

[RobNLynchburgVA]

Completely single. No Doubt...... "here's how it's gonna work!" Well there's your problem, he should have said, "here's how it's gonna work, BITCH!"......Maybe you're not playing games? Maybe this asshole is just CLUELESS. I'm sure the only issue Olga has is that she ever gave this guy a way to contact her. Somebody needs some medication, but it ain't Olga.

[Ravlor88]

What?! Is this guy serious?! "If you are psykologically normal..." This is great!

[zeekyblahIV]

What. A. Jackass. She should have called him back and told him to go f#ck himself.

[Linescrew1]

Wow. A breathtaking and brilliant mix of loser, confidence AND lack of charm. I think she missed out. lol.

[LateNight89]

lol!! Epic Fail...

[DarthPsyko]

What  a prick.

[panterafan00365]

i love the kemo comment. wtf

[kagasaki6]

OMG! That's so stupid, and he says he has experience with women?! No way, unless with timid women since he's so obviously domineering and controlling and he thinks she's shy. I don't doubt the fact that he has a good job and is passably good looking but he is most definitely not a catch. He has stalker written all over him. She gave her business card-probably a ploy to get rid of him without giving e-mail or cell phone! I met an Albanian guy like this once. Idiot!

[davidgenesisjackson]

Faggot!!!

[Speedkatanao]

lol wow... WOW wtf? This is the kind of guy that makes all of us look bad... Damn him...

[wunworldowns]

wow this dude needs to be beat the hell up lol

[sigalig]

i have no trouble meeting wemon, wemon approach me 6-7 times a day. you call me as soon as you have the courage to.

also, IM SO SICK AND AWESOME

SO JUST BE CAREFUL

[Deathbed976]

He would probably drug and rape her if they ever met in person. What a freekin psychopath!!!

[monicahenson]

What a douche bag!

[awj03130]

2:59 "There's nothing wrong with me...."

Uhhh..... sure about that????

Where did this guy come from?!?!?!?! At least he's humorous hahahaha :-D

[taylorjamesallen32]

what a tool.

[AbsterViolin]

what is wrong with him. I don't think he knows what he is dealing with. He thinks that she has to respond to him. And he lays out his rules. I think the long-distance relationship really messed him up. I think he is crazy.

[sh0d4w]

lol what a prideful dick.

[CAINSTHEGREATEST]

this dudes so g hahaha

[PremierWarren]

What the hell?! This guy is, quite frankly, an idiot. He calls her and lays out guidelines? You just don't do that. He did EVERYTHING wrong there.

[1PunchKO100]

@PremierWarren no shit sherlock

[Dmacho78]

The first voice message is why she didn't return his call, lunatic. She liked him enough to give him her number in the first place.

Is this fake, ? No one says that over the phone and expects to actually get laid.

[paintballfriek]

are you gay cuz you sound gay

[daveyboi03]

this guy is passive aggersive

[EmoGirlxoxo]

He makes me want to through up.

[melowar78]

This can't be real. I have no game but I'm not even this bad.

[ikadir18]

Hahahaha what a loser!!!! She's not interested dude - the biggest douche bag i have seen in a long, long time.........if you're so great, you don't need to spin off a resume ........you #$#%ing douche.........i swear thinking she's got psychological problems - hahahaha gosh.........who talks 'approach........' hahahah what a ##$%ing loser i can't get over you!!

[damnyerhellaugly]

6-7 times a day LOL

[nowai878]

whew, thats not what you do...

[gforceforever]

"Call me as soon as you have the courage to."

[LisaRuns7]

"Sorry to leave in such a rush there, Olga. I had to get the heck outta the area. Some guy in that bar was about to kick my ass in, and I was making my escape. Women approach me 6 or 7 times a day....like crack whores. You are much more elegant than those women. " LOL "I'm no longer interested..." PRAISE THE LAWD!

[ilovechess]

maybe you were abused in childhood... wtf this guy is pretty bad....

if you psychologically normal... haha

[pedrinhu92]

id definitely call him

[tekneekfashion]

"let the romance begin" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rine9]

lmfao hi there olga im a huge creeper

[annestes]

google sociopath.

[urundeadmom445]

wow he buids himslef up, he is probally fat

[xkicker3]

when he speaks of issues, hes talkin about himself right?

[xsonicbladex]

that"s what she said!

[hobopenguin111]

"there is nothing wrong with me"

-Retarded Person

Think again ASS #$!@

[fullmetalfunk]

Please oh please, put this guys number online so people can call him.

[darkkight13]

he is my dad lol

[LeksServices]

Creepy. lol

[mlowemycareer]

"There's nothing wrong with me..." yeah...... LOL

[zimbullet]

What a tool....

[serkre1]

crap, I see myself becoming this in 10 years

[scatterbrainedfloozy]

oh, behold the epic douchebaggery...

[talespinner]

Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! I'm psychologically normal. Obviously ...

lmao!

[LowToneX]

I can't believe somebody hasn't shot this arrogant cocksucker.

[oaksydabest1]

Hes fully wounded by the thought of rejection :L

[skeadugenga]

"I'm completely single"...oh, gosh, I wonder why..

[itiselizabeth]

Epic fail

[leopies]

"I'm working on a movie script so I'm pretty much around all weekend. Doing that".

Ha haaaa! What a chunk of shit.

[stueyboy2]

Twunt!

[SKATHIEST]

id like to put some lead in his head.

[3kaylanichole1]

wow what a tool

[Lakaishoes69]

Lol, I love how he thinks hes the most normal guy ever and thinks everyone else has something wrong with them

[Eveon10]

"Nobody just gives you their card and not expect them to call you and not call back. That's it I'm erasing your number." *Snaps my fingers*

OH SNAP SON! That's so gay... I'm 14 and I even know what to and what not to do. WOW I bet this guy has a myspace or facebook. Lol

[piszczeck]

Fatal attraction.

[guangguosong]

...toronto?

[peapodgrrl]

ROFL how vile and macabre. I'd run run run run run and change my number. This is one scary, hateful, condescending, sociopathic dude.

[PitchBlack696]

omg wtf...

[a7x637]

wow i this guys is something else holy fuck

[flanders]

this guy has to be a fuckin serial killer

[tekneekfashion]

no no, he claims she might have "passive aggressive disorder"

[hmmsmellslikefish]

dimtitri needs an ass beating

[kasu91]

f*king funny lol

[ScOuSeR2kay8]

lmfaoooooooo, what a fuhkin twat xD

[stevethepilot]

Lol.

[TheBuuk]

a ha that guys a fag.

[biohagus]

a fag has more class

[matthwdb]

Serial killer!!!!!!!!!! If this is real this guy is a fuckin weirdo! Who gives someone a deadline to call them or asks if someone was abused as a kid. This cant be real.

[Belindashort]

I wonder who doesn't get it from the very beginning when someone looks 'frightened'. She probably only gave him the business card to get him to shut up and go away.

[bedardenator]

one word:

L-U-N-A-T-I-C

[temp1arX]

This is Hilarious

[RK5000]

It is so funny I have a little suspicion that it is fake.

[treble473]

416 is a Toronto area code, not SF.

[Emery098]

lol, fake, no message machines let record that long, but funny

[Dramamine54]

omg...omg... OMFG

hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

NO FKIN WAY!! go suck a dik if this is real!!! WOW!

[billyvh]

"I don't play games like that"

and

"There's nothing wrong with me"

This guys great! lol

[Happydude11]

He kinda sounds like either Kenny or Spenny from kenny vs spenny

[PhdMusic03]

i like this

[aussieguy90]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­a

this made my day

what a fkn dick

[arcane1977]

what a tosser

[pujarze]

this guy makes people with greek heritage look bad!

[Josewee123]

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[billypwns]

The more this fool talks the more he sounds like an idiot omg!

[yocreampie]

WHOA...

Psycho

[HELLLA]

hahaha woww..he sound so confident and he really thinks shes the one with the issues. wtf?

[slipknotpsychoman]

lol... one of your tags for this video is "douchebag"

[PhrostCope]

I would kill this man if I found him alone in a parking lot at night.

[Strongemp]

Cool, you're as stupid and creepy as he is :D

[klahah]

yy lol

[KidIcarus1337]

This made my day.

[rucktwo]

what an asinine fool, just because someone can put together structured bullshit like this doesn't mean anything.. haha

[joojoojuice]

Any ladies reading this interested in a guy exactly like this except i have a small penis, no self confidence so i make up problems with you in order to fill myself false hope that I'm not hideous and disgusting both physically and mentally, leave me a message back, only if you don't respond by September 1st my offer is withdrawn and you may no longer contact me because you were abused and you take anti depressants and i am a catch so you suck, thanks Joe-metri.

[hottubmolly]

wait, so you mean to say that whenever i tell girls that theres nothing wrong with me and that she should look things up in the dictionary to pinpoint her possible disorder, you mean to say that doesnt work!? hmmph who knew.

[amyerobinson]

So.

I love how when he says 'There's nothing wrong with me' me and probably the other 25,000 that watched this were all listing all the things that we know ARE wrong with him!!

[IVIONEYIVIAKES]

That was so funny, haven't laughed like it in a long time!

[LynolsOffice]

Wow. what a nut! that 2nd message is actually a little scary. Like stalker scary...

[X4SCRAPKILLAX4]

This dude sounds very desperate, I feel sorry for that gurl. If he is "such a catch" why couldnt he get her to catch him? lol what a loser. Sounds like a queer trina get a gurl. lol hahaha

[ya0ish3lly]

uhhh....uh huh. .52*woops in laughter* 2.40 *holds hands up in mock defense* oooh. XD Sorry, Ive been through this too. Dude, I avoid guys like this from calling me by giving them that rejection number. ^_^

[jimfear666]

What a queer

[seoulja228]

WHAT A PIMP! haha he gets approached by women 6, 7 times a day haha

[yaxowx]

lol

[TitsMcGeeBabee]

AHAHAHAHA!

[Stillillgal]

WOW

[dooseisleet]

lol what a psycho.. sounds like he could be a master rapist.

"here's how it's going to work: ..."

[lukejmu]

he's a "complete catch" Call back by 3 o'clock or just forget it! Maybe you are on medication. You should look up passive aggressive.

[ranma5]

you should post his number online so people can call him and mess with him ;]

[gdrawlinson]

omg halarious!

[typickering]

What a tool, If he's for real he's fucked right up!

[ibanezcc]

I wanna give that guy a beat down.

[redboar]

Yeah he is Greek...  I have not known any humble ones! What a jackass.

[scottybuckets]

This guy is one of the funniest guys ever. He is trying to be funny right? err uhhh.

[garniorche]

Woman aproach him 6-7 times a day...lmao, probably staff in public places who have to deal with him as a customer. He's likely needing medication himself.

[jandro]

this guy is a fucking PIMP

[jackiegrizzell]

if this guy watched this video he would probably say im gunna sue

the movie script was probably some star trech thingy

he has a ego the size of the elephant and he probably was waiting by the phone for hours

and he has no right saying tha stuff about her mother or her childhood

[Belindashort]

Thats the thing I noticed too..The mother/childhood thing. Why the fuck would he even say that?

[Killaloe]

Who the hell names their children Dimitri or Olga. What is this, Russia?

[sandmerchant]

If you have to convince someone that you're normal it can't be a good thing :)

[LynnPadmore]

THIS IS WHY YOUR SINGLE LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is he? some kind of dumb shit?

dam....

[sinshenlong]

........ tsk poor fella and where does he get off givin an ultimatum to a girl he just met??

O_O

[KittyCrushCrush4]

WOOW.

[DaMannnn20]

this guy is def a psychiatrist or psychologist

he basically says it at the end... pretty scary

[Hobbanobbachobba1]

This dude is obviously hung like a tic tac.

What a loser...

FAIL!!!

[PaceFamily]

If you're on any kind of medication for anxiety before you hook up with a Dimitri- you soon will be!

I wonder if he's real? He seems to have sparked people's imaginations & creativity.

[syarzhuk]

I think Dmitry just wrote the lyrics to the next smash hit. Should be a sad love song in the style of The Cure: Maybe you were abused in childhood? Maybe your mother has cancer And you're going to chemo Maybe you're just a person who's extremely frightened As an anxiety disorder Maybe you're on some medication for that Chorus: But nobody says "Call me," Hands a person a business card And then doesn't return calls. Nobody!

[utubesux08]

A bit too long. A bit too detailed. He has a lot to learn.

[Sango0810]

thats all that was wrong with the message? o.O lol

[sigalig]

are you serious? you sound like your typical voicemail could go right along with this guy's

[hogi99]

"I had a long distance relationship" LOL, yeah, the restraining order kept you 1000 ft away from your previuos girlfriend.

[kronikinsomniak]

i bet this guy has a myspace

[Timpr44]

Here's what happened here. Dimitri and his loser friends went to a bar, and as they were walking out, Olga said to her friends.... watch this, I gonna' screw with this loser's head, and give him my card, knowing full well what a jerk he was, and that she would tape his call.

Girls approach him six or seven times a day to tell him to stop starring at them. He's probably a manager at Burger King.

[Timpr44]

what an asshole.... insecure, sociopath, narcissist jerk. I bet he's still calling Olga's machine.

[phoenix667rising]

"a complete catch" Yeah. Not so much.

[clobbercronk]

"I'm completely single."

NO WAY! Hard to believe... this guy sounds like the TP.

[AnnaMishel]

Wow .. talk about "projective identification". Everything he accuses her of . . . is wrong with him.

Sadly . . I don't think this is unusual in the male population. I think many of them are sick . .sick . .sick.

[petercoffin]

Not sick, most of my kind are just stupid...