Hard Justice: S2E7 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[Mega11221133]

Well i got top comment. i'd like to thank my family, my friends, and the panda that pulled the guy's shirt off in china. i couldnt have done it without you my furry friend.

[kingwilliam14]

67 people are possible Al Queada members

[kingwilliam14]

The US-Canada border scene makes me think of the TSA and Homeland Security...

[deadlycaboose26]

he forgot to wipe

[007007mick]

I think that the govenor has turned on Bernard 

[DaEmonX555]

I dont believe we had to backtrack and buy 25Pounds of Canadian bacon. Lolz

[koolc52]

Wait he nevered wiped his ass...

[darkmaster426]

When I heard "possible member of al-quida" I s*** my pants!

[Mastabacc]

Hahah, He brought the nervous guy bacc. That was the funniest part of the whole vid.

[mastersnowbunny]

wtf he did not even wipe his ass

[DRAGO98765432]

@mastersnowbunny ya

[Pyronix337]

Possible member of Al-Qaeda! Bring the drug sniffing dogs! LOL epic lolz right thar

[Thespartan022]

they should use Spazers for cameras and when theyre recording the cameraman should keep pulling the right trigger repeatdly to make the laser light show like the red record button.

[masskillre]

@Thespartan022 u mean Splazers

[silverlighting1337]

"say cheese faggot" XD

[Severepwner]

OMG! Bernard run! He's got a camera laucher!

[aWavyDENYSz]

i like how John Cjg is canadian, i like peaople that sometimes make fun of themselves, anyway best machinima ever, deserves an infinite amount of views

[ZoninV]

I think that guy was a member of Al-Qaeda.

[Doomsday21847]

sir let me check your truck for 50 pounds of bacon. we don't have it. but you need 50 pounds of bacon to enter. your kidding right? yeah i am lol...... its actually 25 pounds

[kilulafo]

When Bernard was crapping was the hardest I've laughed in a long time...FCUK I'M16 YEARS OLS ND HAVEN'T AGED AT ALL IN THE LAST 10

[nmularoni1]

Bernard didn't even wipe when he was finished.ewwwwww

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

"Pff...Wtf? Dude check it out IS THAT GUY TAKIN A SHIT!?!"

ROFL!

[Scarifar1]

i suppose some humor is needed for all this tension building up here.

and it was funny as hell

[lqleviathan]

Now that Bin Laden's dead, I can only imagine what Homeland Security's gonna be like now to everyone

[DeathRevenant7]

wow, that taking a shit by the road moment.....

It reminded me of when I saw a little kid take a piss by the car park at south harrow in london..... me and my mother were laughing shittless

[WiseOldBill]

@DeathRevenant7 why?

[DeathRevenant7]

@WiseOldBill Idk but it was jokes... this kid had no idea that we could see him

[WiseOldBill]

@DeathRevenant7 maybe we have different senses of humour, but i really dont see how thats at all funny.

[DeathRevenant7]

@WiseOldBill We do have different senses of humour indeed :-)

[DL3Lanc3]

$20, That this Happened to Jon While Trying to Go On A Vacation in The U.S.

[dmackortega]

Those must be some freaking high quality cameras for how far in the future they are.

[Ordonity]

So Jon thinks that all Americans are hell bent terrorists hunters like the Homeland Security guy?

[lordsky4ever]

4:01 to 4:50 is fucking hilarious

[TH3AN0NYM0US]

i love this song but its really depressing

[002Salem]

i never want to but Two Worlds just because of these youtube ads

[DriftKing18594]

Am I immature for laughing at the fart SFX?

[davidson175]

This is Station four requesting back up, possible member of Al Qaeda resisting arrest

I LMFAO'd XD

[IITH3SPiANII]

Is that guy takin shit!? LOLOLOL

[DarkEye1564]

Reading you guys' comments is funnier than Jeff Dunham with Aghmed the Dead Terrorist P.S I wonder if Canada does have a law where you have to have at least 25 lb. of canadian bacon to go through

[DarkEye1564]

Reading you guys' comments is funnier than Jeff Dunham with Aghmed the Dead Terrorist P.S I KILL YOU

[borovac1]

love thier laughter when Bernard was shitting :D

[XxsillyseanxX]

Did anyone notice the irony when Bernard and Eddie had to stop and get gas?

Bernard had to shit, and they stopped at station 2? LOL.

[JRevengeavengerY]

I take it you two are Canadian citizens?

No.

(Bernard hits Eddie)

Ow! We certainly are!

xD When is Eddie gonna ever get smart? You think Bernard would have taught him by now.

[Mega11221133]

"Why are you so nervous sir?"

"I'm not I err.... I just..."

"Step out of the vehicle please sir."

"What have i done to..?"

"This is Station four requesting back up, possible member of Al Qaeda resisting arrest."

"Naah, he's American."

XD Only Brits or Canadians will get this =D

PS I am not being Raicist, this is the actual attitude of American Attendants at airports... my mate got arrested for being black and holding a black PSP essentially...

[sasaki999pro]

@Mega11221133 im actually american and I found it funny, and yes it is true XD

[Mega11221133]

"Why are you so nervous sir?"

"I'm not I err.... I just..."

"Step out of the vehicle please sir."

"What have i done to..?"

"This is Station four requesting back up, possible member of Al Qaeda resisting arrest."

"Naah, he's American."

XD Only Brits or Canadians will get this =D

PS I am not being Raicist, this is the actual attitude of American Attendants at airports... my mate got arrested for being black and holding a black PSP essentially...

[Myth0x2]

"We have a possible illegal entry of alquaida to the country bring security and the drug sniffing dogs."

"He's american."

Fucking lol

[k28xl]

Thumbs up for whoever thinks 352Glipz352 is a fucking retard for thinking your browser affects whether or not you get advertisements.

[GdMBuRn]

"No, I think u dont understand. 50 pounds of Canadian bacon is the minimum requirement 4 entry to the country."

"Ur kidding me right?"

"Yeah!"

*Laughter*

"Actually its 25 pounds"

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI!

[silvermario15]

hm..what i would do with 25 lbs of canadian bacon, other than using it as a passport =)

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

Is that guy takin a shit!?!

[lalaken333]

After he took a shit he didn't Wipe xD

[systemprivacy]

he forgot 2 whip XD

[ZOMBKILLA221]

thumbs up if advertisements SUCK

[352Glipz352]

@ZOMBKILLA221 get firefox, faggot.

[k28xl]

@352Glipz352 Advertisements are still on firefox, faggot. You're just a dumbass.

[352Glipz352]

@k28xl lol if only you knew what the fuck you were talking about i would be offended. ill be fair just so you dont look like anymore of an ignorant fuck, since this is the internet you can respond to this comment whenever you want. so instead of countering with an ignorant response you can go do some research, know what the fuck you're talking about, and then go on to thank me. have a good one, retard.

[k28xl]

@352Glipz352 Uhh, I'm using firefox, you fucking retard and I still get advertisements before the video. In fact you're a fucking moron because it doesn't matter what browser you use it's dependent upon the website. So take you're ignorant fucking comments and shove them up your ass before you start being an ignorant fucking retard again.

[352Glipz352]

@k28xl wow...i take it you didnt do the research, instead you just recycled everything i called you. smh my work here is done i guess im just imagining firefox running with adblock and no advertisments before during or after the video. protip: google the word ignorant before you use it like a blatant jackass. being a thumb up whore doesnt make you much more brighter either. lol send me a picture of your face when you realize how much of a dumb fuck you are.

[401dog]

66 people were caught taking a shit.

[Theroflcopter888]

rofl at 1:57

[Hunterpelkins]

66 people didnt have caniadian bacon

[beatlerocker99]

ONLY 89,OOO VIEWS??????

[animatahr]

I looking to move to Canada but where can I buy canadian bacon in the US?

[danerogil]

When he started shitting I could actually smell the shit all the way over here...

[1993DJC]

The thumbnail has always put me off watching this show, but this is really funny!

[DanDood11]

Lol "He's American, back up."

I must go to Canada some day...

[microwaveo1]

what a second they invented a way to get in slip space but they can't get a teleporter

to canada?

[Pyronix337]

@microwaveo1 slipspace jumps cant be made on such a small scale not to mention gravity really messes with those and the inaccuracy of human jumping would be seriously bad here.

[BlzKn1ght]

seriously? 50 pounds of canadian bacon? racists

[microwaveo1]

@BlzKn1ght I AM CANADIAN I LOVE BACON EVERYBODY LOVES BACON canadian bacon FTW!

[microwaveo1]

@BlzKn1ght JON CJG IS CANADIAN

[Heisbig]

bacon...ha

[freebty]

yeah dude take a pic grabs rocket luncher

[mozer1231]

Whoooooooooo Jon Cjg is the mannnnnnnn

[redman99900]

wy does every one carry a taser?

[hyperdart200]

actually right now in canada it is burning

[Jax077]

Sir are you here for buinees or plesure} I guess Pleasure idk im gloking for freinds} This is homeland security send the trucks we have a member of the alcida here ] LOL

[wormy215]

I GOT TO TAKE A POO!

[alexgorman13]

Man, the part where Bernard has to take a shit is priceless

[k28xl]

LOL "Let's go for a Canadian, at least they're nice."

2 Episodes earlier.

"Can I at least hitch a ride?"

"No, suck my balls."

[haloreachfan1372]

@k28xl because Max didn't had his badge in Canada with him thats y 

[soldierlittleboy]

really what we should do is make a petition get machinima to talk to skay and blah blah blah untill finally we get a machinima channel

[xXJettAcEXx33]

they should make machinima channel on tv

[9cloudersprofile]

THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS,AND FUNNY,BUT MOSTLY SERIOUS,AND FUNNY,GOOD GOD,THIS IS BETTER THEN TV!

[KuunLan87]

@9cloudersprofile Who would've thought that a machinima show scripted, filmed, edited and VOICED by one, ONE guy could be this good? I mean, at first I thought that this would be some slapstick-comedy like show, similar to RvsB or Forecast. But now, as it goes on... the story gets deeper, the characters develop and... there is still an appropiate amount of funny. Not too much, but enough to contribute positivly to entertaining the viewer.

Jon CJG....

You...

Sir....

are...

THE MAN!

Peace!

[k28xl]

@KuunLan87 Red vs. Blue isn't entirely slapstick comedy. I mean have you even kept up with the story at all? It's much deeper than this one. No offense to the guy that made it.

[KuunLan87]

@k28xl Maybe I should've pointed out that I was talking about the first RvsB series, from ep. 1 to 100. You can't deny that it was, all in all, 85% comedy and goofs. Now I admit that they added more depth in the Recovery, Reconstruction, Revelation series (Damn, Roostertheet has some weird R-fetish, when it comes to naming ther products).

Those are big, grandeous plots. Here, its more focused on the moral dilemmas and choices of an individual, and how he lives with the conscuences. JMO

[k28xl]

@KuunLan87 Yeah that's fair.

[ThePaxtonProductions]

@KuunLan87

You put a comment that intelligent which gets six thumbs ups, and the guy with 22 thumbs up is 'Is that guy taking a shit?'

[zender93095]

@KuunLan87 there was only one thing wrong with that RvB has a deep plot even better than this one but besides that everything right

[chiller5729]

@KuunLan87 ya

[rampantcabbageman]

@KuunLan87 have you even seen the latest 3 seasons of Red vs Blue?

[KuunLan87]

@rampantcabbageman I've already said it once here that I was referring to the ORIGINAL 100 eps Series, not to what happens in Recovery and beyond. Yes, the last three seasons were very diffferent and had massive, much more conveluded plots. Too much, for that matter.

Still, considering the hardware and man-power at RT Studio's disposal and what Jon has... this show still wins the cookie.

[Pico2571]

@KuunLan87

didn't ph33r first make this?

[laifalbert]

@KuunLan87 RvsB ain't slapstick anymore. Still, this is very, very good for 1 guy.

[KuunLan87]

@laifalbert I WAS reffereing to the first 100 Eps of RvsB. Those were mostly (90/100) slapstick.

[laifalbert]

@KuunLan87 What do you think of the new seasons? I think they really are very good. The canyon in Epsilon's memory is absolutely hilarious, and the CGI stuff is very impressive, especially since only 2 guys are doing that animation.

[DaCookiemonsta1745]

peter should be in this from one life remaining XD

[WeAreSentineL]

4:40 HAHAHAHA

[CRAZYCOCKATIELS]

can we stop i need to poo so bad

[SuperJmoney1998]

"wat the fuck is that guy taking a shit"

[DarthDialga]

25 pounds of Canadian bacon that sounds delicious and I am not just saying that because I am canadian.

[potlick18]

this and gears of halo theft auto 5 are my favorite halo 3 machinimas.

[ParadoxReborn]

He forgot to wipe....

[ZevilTaco]

@ParadoxReborn I was thinking the same thing....

[geicolizard]

i think hes playing slipt screen 

[AroreForLife]

@geicolizard no duh, has too to film

[TransformersFan34869]

i burst out laughing when the security said "a possible member of Al-Qeuda"

[clubmimo123]

This makes me make a custom forge map of a Canada and USA border for some reason 0_0

[Th3Fr33man]

Lol Joncjg stereotyping Canada. The irony

[ColmkunVBS]

lol Damn Homeland Security

[mick8880]

"what the fuck what"

[CodeR2Gundam00]

Bernard's my type of character.

[xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

0:36 Meets the Alien dude.

"Hey, can you fill our tank up please?"

"NO,won't let you!"

[GottaLuvJamie19]

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[starbuck4619]

And this is rated TV-Y?

[kaossspawn99]

AWSOME A ROCKET LAUNCHER THAT TAKES PICTURES AND FIRES ROCKETS SWEET NOW I DONT HAVE TO DECIDE

[tehguyyouknow]

fart, faaaaaaaarrrrrttt

[SDBPR]

Cant they tell where he's been with his shit? It does contain DNA.

[JonasRollerConejo]

@SDBPR yeah because it totally makes sense to test every shit on the road between esoteria and canada just to keep track on them...

[theepicrewiewer]

don't look ! wierdo

oh yeah

lolol

[Dreadnaught78]

"No the minimum requirement is 50 pounds of Canadian bacon."

"You're kidding right?"

"Yea!" laughing, "Its actually 25 pounds"

LOL

[TheycallmeSkywalker]

That picture's going to come back to bite them

[Sa46Gl01Cannibal]

I HAVE TO POO

[C4rbonNeon]

I'm going to have to drive to Canada to see a random guy take a shit at a gas station. xD And take a picture.

[khamvongsa09]

"No, it's 25 Pounds"

LMAO XD

[HaloScout14]

Al Queda still a threat 550 years into the future!?! LMAO :D

[Modernmofo2]

@HaloScout14 ya you would think the middle east would be peacful by now. but terrorists cannot let go of a grudge.

[HaloScout14]

@Modernmofo2 Lol that's quite true :)

[RENJI562]

im american would it be a good idea to move to canada

[porpus99]

I dont think i would have been laughing at some one taking a shit, i might of thrown up, but i wouldnt be laughing

[flamy92794]

@porpus99 The two guys were just some fags thinking they're funny

[yinyanium]

I think its funny how they stopped at number 2 xD

[dualblade14]

2:15 never EVER make that suggestion at any point no matter what!

[MrVideoman234]

its funny how they snuck that fart in at 1:41 LOL

[MrVideoman234]

AlQueda in 2556 i guees we failed in iraq badly

[dualblade14]

@MrVideoman234 fuck..... well, at least we're in history now...... stupid failure.

[dawhoopass]

1:30 1:34 1:41 = LOL

[DeRangedish]

Al Quida 540 years in the future? Man the U.S. does suck at tracking down people,

[dualblade14]

@DeRangedish fuck yo- ah who am I kidding... stupid bush

[iKhicken]

For all who wants to kno, theme song is "why did we" by Andy Southern

[KingKoopa4114]

@iKhicken THANK YOU. i've been wanting to know this song since i first heard it from the earlier episodes.

[XFireRoosterX]

@KingKoopa4114 It's in the credits.

[SKYTROOPER1000]

1:25 to 1:35

[tripleJmovies]

Bernard pooping. Win.

[MW2fan452]

<3 the part were bernard is taking a dump and those guys take a picture

[TheOQZone]

Say cheese fagot! haha love the shitting scene

[Piers1580]

wtf at the shit scene hes playing a song ?

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[SuperScrath]

4:10-4:50, ROFL! bring the drug sniffing dogs, member of al-khadi.. ROFL

[GoldeneyeMarine]

LOL! 2:00-2:36

[omgitswikked]

LOL

[lollollol603]

I love this theme song. Can anyone tell me whats the name of it or what key its in?

[chickentaco64]

Is that guy taking a shit?!

[Foges6694]

Haha the quiet fartuing noises when hes pooping.

[zeek997733]

Hahahahahaha, possible member of al quiada(thats wrongly spelled) Yea this guys american. LMAO

[CHEWBACCA970]

couldnt eddie park closer to the toilet

[TheOQZone]

"Say cheese faggot" lmao laghed for 5 min nonstop

[Sovietfmr]

this series b*tch slaps deus ex

[ReznovRulz]

"I'm just kidding, it's actually 25 pounds.

That combines three jokes in one!

[ReznovRulz]

Still good!

Great series! I think this is the best Digital Ph33r series. It combines humor and a clever, dramatic, interesting plot.

This even beats Deus ex Machina!

[letsmustang]

lets Canada ho

[SuperKBros]

Oh that was SO a shot at Homeland Security after his little "adventure" with them.

[reesenc]

yeah i remember reading that.even though im american i still agree with him they are a bit too fucking serious with the terrorism.i read his story and thats fucked up what they did to that lady.

[shadowstorm657]

Dude thats a stero type, its not always snowying and cold in canada" ....."jesus christ" XD

[mattwilhelm60]

@shadowstorm657 john lives there he has a right to make fun of himself

[Reed019]

@mattwilhelm60 He's not really making fun of himself, he's making fun of people who think that.

[Dude05000000]

@shadowstorm657 You realize that DigitalPh33r or Jon CJG or whatever you call him is Canadian?

[mijj22]

@shadowstorm657 this guy lives in vancouver i think he knows

[Necroshadius]

@mijj22 fail

[Necroshadius]

@mijj22  dude ur a fuckin idiot he says that has a joke at 7:00

[ZhadoxFlamez]

"A possible member of Al-Queda"

lol

[FunlilPivot]

I hate these fucking black card ads

[SkoomaMaster124]

Those guys sure like to see him take a shit...

[banehunter09]

this is the lowest viewed hard justice vid

[HoeshwaPOOP666]

fuck u dude

[CorruptedCorbok]

and it is a stereo type its not always snowy in canada remember that some idiots are dumb enough to belive that.

[zonomo12]

i live in montreal quebec and yea it doesnt always snow but it sure does allot man