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  • This movie looks so bad, it must be good!

  • Bridges are good in protein!

  • @TheEliteTherapist and high in iron!

  • no wonder asylum released this..you have to be in an asylum to think of such crap

  • @wwecactusjack1991 Batman was in an asylum, and he came up with the idea of punching a shark in the face.

  • @ below use bay bridge

  • Just great, how I'm I supposed to get to the Giants game on time now?! Thanks Mega Shark!

  • I love the people's reactions.

    "Oh the shark just took out one of America's most famous bridges. Let's all just sigh quietly amongst ourselves."

  • Thumbs up if you actually enjoy watching SyFy movies.

  • That shark is so friggin fake i mean cant the producers at least attempt to make realistic

  • @edyoung44 At what point in watching a movie about a shark leaping out of the water and eating bridges and planes and fighting giant octopuses are you looking for realism?

  • @tetsuyayamatashi youe missing the point here wisenheimer

  • hey, it could happen!

  • I rented this once, worst decision of my life.

  • @Benjaminjudge Why would you rent it? SyFy shows it every other day.

  • @AllenbysEyes I don't have Foxtel (Cable?), so I don't have SyFy.

  • i can see this movies budget was like 2 dollars

  • so fucking fake and stupid, this movie sucked

  • OMNOMNOM

  • In this case it's not the shark that got bigger, it's the golden gate bridge that got...... several times smaller from being near the shark...

  • IT JUST NOMED IT! IT JUST FREAKING NOMED IT!!!

  • lol wouldn't it be cool if they renamed it Golden bait bridge now in honor of this awesome movive x)

  • @maxencedu77 peut etre le meilleur comment j'ai vu en youtube pour ce filme...s'il vous plait excuse moi mon pauvre Francais. Salutations de la Grece!

  • the 15 people who disliked this were eaten by the shark.... 

  • God Help us all.

  • FUCK! I ride my bike across that bridge! What the fuck am I gonna do now?

  • If I played in this movie I have been killed myself a long time ago...

  • This Mega shark switch his size like he want... first he is big as a Boing 747 than his mouth is big as a 6 roads highway...

  • I still dont understand how a douche bag that has a ponytail and wears a sports coat was in charge of the army

  • his reaction was so funny

  • The CGI in this rivals Avatar!

  • oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man!

  • the cgi is stupid

    this is defenetly a rip-off godzilla FAIL

  • @HAMHAMS110 it's funny is a sad, cheap way

  • Don't worry mr mega shark. Arnold is no longer governor.

  • @onedeadcat No, but Crocosaurus wouldn't stay out of his territory, so he went to destroy his.

  • its movies like this that must make people glad to live in kansas, the dead center of the united states, haha no ocean for you mr size morphing shark and octopus :P

  • @bloodrain744 Crocosaurus lives. Where is your dead center now? That's right. DEAD center.

  • @Quicksilver1111 my god we're surrounded by crappy made up monsters O.o

  • @Quicksilver1111 Lmfao ! You made me sad but laugh at the same time xD

  • @Quicksilver1111

    And so does the giant python!!!

  • huh?

  • nom?

  • Mega Shark should've ate the whole thing. Would've prevented more suicides off the bridge.

  • 14 people were on the golden gate bridge Lol

  • If you have to swear to make your point. You are an uneducated idiot.

  • Not as good as when mega shark eats the plane that is 20,000 feet in the air. What a hungry shark. It must be the guys from the Orange ads who got this contract.

  • IT'S JUST LIKE HOT WHEELS!

  • goddammit!! :)

  • What a fucking MACHINE.

  • The question is...WHY?????

  • The guy's probably thinking "What the hell am I doing in this movie?"

  • It ate a few humans, along with an estimated 200,000 tons of metal and material. It would have been better off hunting whales.

  • haha if u look at 0.04 its a scene from the 1st ever grand theft auto game on playstation

  • Dropped a Bridge on him

  • wow..you can really feel the stress on those actors. /sarcasm.

  • Even the shark got fedup of the poor paintjob.

  • That damn shark sure likes biting stuff that he can't eat.

  • As the plane and submarine scenes also show, it's obvious Megashark and Giant Octopus are ashamed of their enormous size and are on an all metal diets in hopes of losing weight.

  • ohm-nom-nom

  • Liking the seamless transition to stock golden gate bridge footage there

  • Lol @ their faces "What did I do to be in this movie?"

  • EPIC

  • A film legend

  • This looks shopped.

  • @DaLadybugMan

    I thought so too. I can tell from the pixels.

  • @BatcaveDilemma I bet you've also seen quite a few shops before.

  • that looks like beecher from oz

  • cool

  • 0:06 besides a Shark eating the Golden Bridge and the Oscar winning Chin rub, that is the best part of this whole scene.

  • This movie totally sucks... have you noticed that the sequence is totally wrong?

  • A shark eats a bridge and the best they managa to do is rubbing their chin. Disastrous movie. *facepalm*

  • ok,in these movies they cast debbie gibson, and then on another movie its Tiffany!,lemme see whos next,Taylor Dane?

  • @maxencedu77 le pont était à sa manière, il visait pour l'avion.

  • It rises....

  • 00:03 "my ponytail doesn't know what to do!"

  • Bridges are shaks natural prey

  • There was a movie in the 50s called 'IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA' about a giant Octopus that destroys the Golden Gate Bridge.

    The scene in that old movie looks 10 times better then this crap.

  • California sure is taking a tough stance on suicide jumpers.

  • wtf is he trying to be steven segal?????

  • People, this movie is far more than an exhibit for state-of-the-art CGI technology, it's also a chance for the writers to flex their creative muscle with such gems as: "Don't love the ocean too much, it doesn't love you back." and who could forget; "Those guys have been frozen in ice for millions of years. Wouldn't you be a little horny?"

  • that crazy shark keep changing sizes,first hes a little bigger than a jet plane,then he morphs into a bigger size just enough to take a bite out of the golden gate bridge,i guess he has the same power as apache chief,INECHOK!!!

  • @mexitalian1000 Mage Shark wanted the directors to change his size to create tension in the viewers. He felt the uncertainty of his size would contribute to the scares he was trying to portray on screen.

  • @mexitalian1000 i think its the more he eats the biggger he is

  • @darkkirby355 CORRECT! Finally, someone got it!

  • @mexitalian1000 Someone's been watching Family Guy? Great line though.

  • @mexitalian1000 Mega Shark has evolved to change sizes depending on what is required of him. He's just really advanced.

  • LMFAO!!!! ROFL!!!! THE COMMENTS ON HERE ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • ah the shark and his ever changing size

  • roflmao

    sharks like "hmmm for lunch I think I'll have this thing hanging above my head it looks tasty enough."

    Samuel L. "I'm tired of this motherf***n shark, eating motherf***n bridges!"

    American government: "Al-Quaida has new tactics for terrorism they're sending in large sharks to attack us!"

    Al-Quaida: "WTF WAS THAT?!"

    roflmao

  • Contrary to popular belief, shark's diets consist of concrete

  • @TheSandbox09 Not to mention frenzied sharks can eat each other. Who knows what would have happened if TWO Mega Sharks got together.

  • I could literally watch this ALL day!

  • Avatar has nothing on this...

  • Who Okayed this movie??? Like who said omg this is brilliant?? Lol

  • How Lamas ( the guy that seems worry) fell so low in acting in this shitty movie?

  • omnomnom

  • uhhhh i woulda thought ppl would of reacted more when they saw the ginormous huge ass shark take a bite outta the golden gate bridge... hmmm i guess they just dont care anymore :) lol

  • @Roxy3856 You should look at the cars on the bridge, none of them are in any hurry to get away either :D

  • @Quicksilver1111 why would you run away screaming massive sharks are just part of everyday life in america or so ive herd

  • @unifriend The thing is, I'm not American. Though Australia has a lot of sharks, none of them are anywhere near as big as this guy.

  • @Roxy3856 LOL. yeah, a guy who has 89 square foot apartment and works as a telemarketar is driving down the bridge, see's he's about to get eaten, goes to scream, and just says, "-.- fuck it, i dont even care anymore..... -.-" XD

  • What I like about this movie, is that it could really happen...

  • Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is one for best movie with a shark and a octopus

  • *faceplams..

  • i love the reactions

    *shark eats bridge*

    everyone:hhhhhmmmmmmm

  • I like how good they did with the scaling in this movie.

    One minute its barely big enough to bite a 747 in half, now all of a suden its twice the size. God Sci-Fi makes some really shitty movies.

    Great acting though....lol

  • wow words cannot describe how bad this movie is

  • nice special effects haha XD

  • At one bit of this movie, the Octopus wraps it tentacles around the Shark, then the Shark bites the tentacle and escapes, the octopus does the same thing and shark bites out again, that happens like 4 times in the scene, and if observe closely they just repeated the exact same footage 4 times in a row. Lowest Budget Movie ever!

  • hard cement road breaks!!!!

  • Flawless CGI.

  • In note to the description, the mega shark is supposed to be a megalodon, just look it up.

  • @GunsNRoses1101 He's saying this is a better Megalodon than the Megalodon in "Shark Attack 3"

  • "I'm in ur harbor.....killin' ur bridges...."

  • the shark had a plane for main course. now he had his dessert. wonder what was the starter tho.

  • Shark: "OMNOMNOMNOM"

    People: "Heeeelp!"

  • Wow!! Those effects are almost as good as what my little cousin can make in flash!

  • best cgi ever!!!

  • Nom nom nom.

  • lmfao i got dis movie recorded i cnt stop watching this scene and the airplane part :DDD best movie ever idky yu guys are hating this stuff is funny

  • like the taste of concrete, huh?

  • "gonna need a bigger bridge"

  • @rsismyjok HAHAHA!

  • LOL This golden Gate Bridge is broken almost 500 times in movies in the X-Men 3 In this here etc... O_O

  • HOLY SHIT DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!

  • Lorenzo 'fucking' Lamas !!!!!

  • One of many films featuring the destruction of the Golden Gate Bridge!

  • Lorenzo Llamas should have received an oscar nomination for that reaction scene...

  • How else could anyone in their right mind do the news in any other way than this: "This just in...A GIANT SHARK...YES, THAT'S RIGHT---A FUCKING SHARK---JUST BIT THROUGH THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE...FUCK ALL OTHER BULLSHIT NEWS...WE'RE COVERING THIS SHIT ALL DAY!!!

  • @psiprophet exactly my thoughts lol.

    this movie is boss.

    <3333

  • Oh god it's like 9/11 all over again

  • gonna need a bigger boat

  • All this AND Debbie Gibson as a gritty submarine pilot.

  • no one ever thinks it'll happen 'til it does..

  • I like the fact that at 0:02 There isn't any sign of the shark

  • OMG That Shark makes Jaws seem like a PUNY Human ( Hulk ).............

  • om nom nom

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  • That shark would be repeating - " MMM Tasty Bridge.... " like Homer in Simpsons.

  • if i was th shark id say "mmm, bridge taco^^"

  • the guy at 0:05 is like, why was I in this movie!?

  • lol if i were i would be thinking the same thing XD

    then in the end ill realize, im in a movie with top of the line special effects!!!!

  • @windowsVD

    You mean that shark? lolololol

  • @windowsVD Actually he was feeling for the Mega Shark and the tummy ache it was about to get from taking a bite from the Golden Gate bridge.

  • Everyone is missing it! The engineers of the Bridge did an excellent job. Mega sharks cant even bring the thing down

  • On the back of the UK DVD release of this movie, there's a picture of this scene with a huge tagline which simply reads 'BRIDGE!' XD

  • @zillastyledotcom thats hilarious

  • the girl is pretty (:

  • It's a giant plane eating, bridge munching, giant octopus pwning MEGA SHARK.

    Nuff said.

  • What? Why would a shark want to eat a bridge?

  • the CGI is soooooo bad, especially for this day in age

  • LOL , This looks like one of the worst movies EVER !!

    I need to watch it for the Lulz

  • best movie ever storyline makes no sense but gGO MEGA SHARK WOOOOAH!!!

  • why did the shark attack the gates?

  • because it was there, duh.

  • they were in his way, he was aiming for the plane.

  • the plane was in his way, he was aiming for Mars.

  • @the16th6toothson You are the king of comments my friend. Holy fuck.

  • @the16th6toothson Are you sure it wasn't a Mars bar?

  • his fav food is airplane? wtf

  • @the16th6toothson LMAO GREATEST REPLY EVER

  • @Oceanheart2

    The bridge is rather tasty that's why.

  • @Oceanheart2 You'll have to watch the movie, I wouldn't want to spoil it for you

  • i don't even think the shark can even fit in the bay

  • Nom nom nom....

  • And to make the whole thing even more ridiculous, when you see a shot down the length of the bridge, there's no shark.

    I don't think I could watch this movie even if I was high and stoned.

  • lol also look at the cars when you see the shark in birds eye view

  • isn't high and stoned the same thing?

  • This is probably the worst film in movie history.

  • Not even close. Disaster Movie rapes this film in how bad it is.

  • @Quicksilver1111 "Disaster Movie" was bad, but.............. "Freddy Got Fingered" without a doubt is the worst film in history.

  • But why? What did the shark have to gain from eating a section of concrete and metal? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

  • WTF?

    whoever made that movie deserves to be anally raped by a rabid badger high on angel dust for spreading stupidity

  • When The word Stupid got a whole new meaning

  • this is the same shark from SH:3 notice how it also keeps changing size?

  • i watched that movie. its freaking hilarious. The shark jumps up and bites a plane and the plane EXPLODES. So corny but so wonderfully hilarious. I swear though EVERY single movie has to have that bridge get destroyed

  • Shark attacks grand theft auto.

  • Notice at the 0:01 second mark, the shark disappears.