If anyone knows where online to find Patton Oswalt's bit about a lounge entertainer singing "LOVE ON THE ROCKS," please send a message to this YouTube account (hcabmellaK). The bit is so genuinely hilarious.
I've watched this guy for a while, and he really seems to have improved his comedy chops. That was probably the best buildup - punchline combo I've ever seen from him.
"For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths." (2 Timothy 4:3-4)
I think he's conception of "early man" is a little Hobbesian and probably not accurate, but it's a HILARIOUS image as usual. Lookin' forward to some new stuff to be able to talk about with friends. Pile of laundry on top of another pile of laundry, sadness bowls and bags of rock salt are getting a little old.
.....wow, this is religion.
me86680 10 months ago
"Oh Sky Cake....WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS?!?!
myopiate2020 1 year ago
I'm a Christian and I think this is funny. Better than listening to Richard Dawkins.
AmericanBadass44 1 year ago
im the same atheist thats facinated by relig
adzug 1 year ago
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If anyone knows where online to find Patton Oswalt's bit about a lounge entertainer singing "LOVE ON THE ROCKS," please send a message to this YouTube account (hcabmellaK). The bit is so genuinely hilarious.
hcabmellaK 1 year ago
Ha, I like this.
lilpawz12 2 years ago
Wow, Nietzschian stand-up comedy. I love it.
ian2470147 2 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
keggerous 2 years ago 23
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HAHAHA! I'm one of the few people who will watch this clip and know where your comment came from. AWESOME reference man!
FGPosse 2 years ago
Haha! That was clever.
That pop/gaming-culture reference in combination with this skit made me laugh.
barjtom 2 years ago 2
@keggerous
lol you are in my mind!
Portal ftw
roothik 10 months ago
Unkle touchy's naked puzzle basement, you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry.
kickflipx69x123 2 years ago 8
IT'S CAKE MOTHER FUCKER YOUR DEAD! Haha! I just can't stop saying that...
DinosaursAndWeed 2 years ago 3
"Civilization was a huge psychopath with a club going, 'I'm gonna have rape for dinner.'"
Man, Patton is a gift to comedy
thinman25 2 years ago 7
sky cake is a lie.....
Canzio69 2 years ago 4
ITS CAKE MOTHER FUCKER! lol
ThatGuy1116 2 years ago 6
Atheist material is the best!
billybee53 2 years ago 5
I've watched this guy for a while, and he really seems to have improved his comedy chops. That was probably the best buildup - punchline combo I've ever seen from him.
Scorpio3002 2 years ago
i agree he has really improved
loganrk111 2 years ago
the ol' sky cake dodge!
happykilojoule 2 years ago
I'm gonna have rape for dinner...
WarEffort 2 years ago 25
that was a good special
Skeezyhouse 2 years ago
He does the voice of "Remy" in the 2007 movie "Ratatouille".
CraigFoye80 2 years ago
Heh. I can listen to this and see Remy giving this lecture.
Though would rats go for 'sky cheese' or 'sky garbage?'
uruseiranma 2 years ago
oh i saw th name patton oswalt and i thought it was the old dude from king of queens
edwardcullenismine33 2 years ago
Patton is on King of Queens...
Hukai98 2 years ago
he's in that show. he's one of doug's friends, the one who works at a subway booth.
TheRandomnessofAandP 2 years ago
Rape, its not just for dinner any longer.
Atheistprimate 2 years ago
its cake motherfucer your dead
catonswg 2 years ago 3
hahaha brilliant way of putting our civilization :)
Bizazah 2 years ago
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nice ivan brunetti covers there!
pfive 2 years ago
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is he tryna be George Carlin?!
DAngelou 2 years ago
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"For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths." (2 Timothy 4:3-4)
Bloodstryke 2 years ago
is this as true as the verse about the talking donkey, just curious, cheers
jeremyshambles 2 years ago
I think he's conception of "early man" is a little Hobbesian and probably not accurate, but it's a HILARIOUS image as usual. Lookin' forward to some new stuff to be able to talk about with friends. Pile of laundry on top of another pile of laundry, sadness bowls and bags of rock salt are getting a little old.
ArranoGris 2 years ago
This is brilliant!
whiteboy70176 2 years ago
I'm so pumped for the special--he's one of the last truly-great comedians we still have.
mementofaith 2 years ago
:oo
MorningShot4 2 years ago
Beautiful. I hope there's more to the bit.
Javer80 2 years ago 4
It's Patton Oswalt, there's two more hours to it.
mcmanusdown 2 years ago
xD Touche.
Javer80 2 years ago