Nostalgia Critic - Waterworld

[aqouby]

Worst thing about this fucking movie . . . WHERE DID THEY GET ALL THAT GASOLINE????

[bamboosa]

So the critic plays a loop of a child being hit repeatedly? Perv.

[baranguirus]

By the way, I went to the Waterworld show in Universal Studios Hollywood. I prefer that over the movie, because at least its live and it's just the right length so as to not bore you, but succeed in giving you great thrills. Everybody should see it.

[baranguirus]

If the polar icecaps WOULD melt, the world would look like it did in the dinosaur age, when there was hardly any permanent ice at all. This makes this film... YOU GUESSED IT! ENTIRELY POINTLESS!

[falsehero2001]

Ahhhhalfanhourhalfanhourhalfan­hourhalfanhour...

[deadlyponiezzzz]

I'm starting to wonder why he has a boat when he can breathe under water, just stick up your head for some air then breath the air under water and then ransack boats as a freaky half human half dolphin with a knife kill people and go enjoy life. That would be wonderful.

[meatballguy1]

STUFFGASM!!

[GamieCorporation]

STUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFF­STUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFF­STUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFFSTUFF­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PlantMan041]

9:40 he should've made that sound. the movie would've been so much better

[Fritic87]

Why won´t Critic review " Cutthroat Island ".... that movie ended up on Guinness World Book of Records " being biggest blockbuster flops in history!?!??!

[TheJunkfoodJunkies]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[TalkingWithMeRADIO]

an asian chick.....thats nice. LOL! 3:21

[perfecttrunks2000]

I liked this movie. i didnt care about the acting, but it had a possible post-apocalyptic world, with good fight scenes, ok villains, and an awesome boat! It wasn't that bad!

[MAnnaconduit1]

their boats is a Miracle, and lets not forget some of the best movies of the eighties, ninteies oo's all had some sort of pushing beyond the limits thing, watch a time to kill girl is raped in that, watch law and order special victims, and yet people love those shows, also the Smoker tanker is peppered with holes and rust, i like the NC and I agree about some of Costners acting but His movies actually are good they are actually accurate to what the world might be after one of these apocalypses.

[MAnnaconduit1]

their also called smokers becasue of the diesel and oil fumes from their vehicles, as they are seemingly the only group out there that has one, there also not terrorists their pirates, they attacked the city looking for the girl with the map. also costners character is not brutal he's realistic, he knows that the three of them can't survive for long with food and water. he cut her hair as a form of humiliation, these guys live in world of water mostly alone, the fact that they aren't humping

[MAnnaconduit1]

the smokers are like the Holnists from the Postman, their an army of pirates, and rogues who were brought together in the post apocalyptic world, they have guns, vehicles and scavenge off everyone. the reason they did not shoot Costner was because they had a vessel they didn't have to chase or that could get away from them, it's simple thinking really,

[mrwhippy101]

I watched this on t.v and turned it of about 10/15 minutes in BECAUSE ITS SOOOOOOO BORING

[th5972]

Ugh Kim Coates... *facepalm*...y???

[dgb751]

'i'm super cereal!"

[Natulcien1992]

he had a jar of dirt o.O

[ZhangtheGreat]

If they ever make a sequel, they should just name it "STUFF." Forget the Waterworld title altogether.

[TECH097]

XD ALL OF THIS LAUGHING IS MAKING ME HUNGRY...

...

...maybe if I wouldn't be if I had some FOOD!!!

[solodatemaru]

15:27 when he says "This is rediculous." I think he was talking about how much money was wasted on this shit.

[boeingnz]

There's a sequal but just the little girl and a seal..

[Bittergamer1886]

It makes me wonder... did Noah's Ark get removed from the mountain it got stuck on?

[indigokittie]

It's pretty sad but the Universal Studios Waterworld show was like 100000 times better than this stupid movie. Fuck all the damn filters... I would rather drink my own piss straight up than watch this lame ass movie again.

[Horn0816]

Hoorah!... Horoo.

[TheGamesmart]

10 people thinks it does look like shit!!!! mehemehemhe lolol

[fyakilla]

This movie is just sick, in sooo many ways.

[wCailumtheGamer]

I like Water World. but that's only because I just saw it last year. It's a great "Fall asleep on the couch Movie"

[SigEpBlue]

Oh fuck, I lost it when I saw the short Fawlty Towers scene. XD

[9Godslayer]

Did anybody else start to think about George Carlin when he kept repeating stuff?

[TheGamesmart]

@9Godslayer yes i did

[ShyGuyXXL]

The girl has a map tatooed on her back? Like that pale guy from Curse of Monkey Island?

[astrangeone]

Lol. The dryland map is in Chinese? That shouldn't be so easy to figure out.

[left4dead216]

i liked waterworld f u



[HokutoManliness]

'STUFF!' :D

[zeldafreak701]

FOOD! 

[Guigley]

5:10 "...Led by an evil man named Deacon, played by Dennis Hopper."

"MONKEY!"

[Artprincess247]

10 people didn't get any FOOD!

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

They are called smokers because they use explosives....which gives off smoke.

and the girl can't swim because she is spoiled =P

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

It's like Fallout expect instead of radiation is water =D...

Too bad it wasn't pulled off well enough

[dandynood]

@BabyPaulaPolestar hey that is a good idea for a game

[scoquis123]

it's like puking on a pile of shit

[4getfulness16]

''God bless you, stuff!''

[SSJZTrunks91]

My father loves this movie. I don't understand why.

[HoverboardFan14]

6:22 i knew he was gonna do that

[TheDarkNeonHero]

I'm starting to think that NC actually liked Mortal Kombat film, even though he denies it. Why? I KEEP HEARING THE THEME SONG OVER AND OVER AGAIN! ....not that I'm complaining about it. it's bad-ass!

[TheInspirationExpert]

I like how one critic called this movie "Fishtar".

[perplacymp]

I found this movies amount of inbreeding, non-earth and all-out psychoness as fittingly depressing for a post-apocalyptic scenario. =good movie.

[EvilAshPursuivant]

i think i know what that "fitting metaphor" NC was looking for: "Kevin Costner drank the movie"

[LyonEnigma]

@EvilAshPursuivant I think it's pisschugging.

[XOPAUXO]

now i watch this review i understand why this movie sucks so bad

[bobbyhooks99]

FEWD!

[eveplayer12]

i likd waterworld alot.

[Cokedlr]

wouldnt dry land be like Mount everest??? and then wouldnt it be covered in snow?

[brasmussen81]

@Cokedlr That's what I was thinking too. but maybe since the ice caps have melted there is no snow.... Of course if it were that warm wouldn't it have been waaaay too hot for the nice green grasses? Hmmm.....

[OurTalisman]

An Inconvenient Truth 2: GARBAGE DAY!

[OurTalisman]

An Inconvenient Truth 2: GARBAGE DAY!

[meatballguy1]

Who thinks stuff should've been the tune for the start of a Pokemon game?

[Iceburner96]

I've got a jar of piss! And I throw it at spies to 'piss' them off :3

[StarHedgehog7]

@Iceburner96 JURRRAUTY!

[6000NoobTube]

@Iceburner96 I just use a FREAKING SMG.

[665885]

"It does look like shit" - Avgn joke

[georgekostaras]

Honestly I get why this movie was hated when Kevin Costner smoked that girl with a paddle

[SuperAwesomeChick6]

what's that clip at 9:27

Oh, and I bet if they got someone to remake this, it could be great.

Dont fix something if it isnt broken. This movie sucks, and so someone could fix (remake) this, and do it better!

[Ultracity6060]

@SuperAwesomeChick6 Blackadder.

[coolbro108]

2:09STUFF!!!

[coolbro108]

2:09 STUFF

[lushiouspig]

IT DOES LOOK LIKE SHIT

[AnonCarlo]

This little girl apparently never saw The Punisher from 2004.

[72kingboo]

"The worlds been flooded, better drink my own piss!"

[0xLoveisWarx0]

@solesweeper87

[LaMaisondeCasaHouse]

Holy shit. I never saw this movie because I heard the title and thought "WATERWORLD, hmmm, that sounds fucking stupid." And now I know why.

[buuten]

what is that clip at 9:26? Freakin' hilarious

[Mekoblank17]

@buuten Blackadder the Third, A British Comedy series starring Rowan Atkinson and Hugh Laurie. I highly recommend it, it's very funny

[Arzaker]

12:25 my new motto

[Seaction8]

FOOD!!!!!

[Ozztastic57]

Food! And Stuff!

[Tayskasi]

I "liked" this movie. It is like Mad Max. Yeah, it is not masterpiece but entertaining enough.

[solesweeper87]

You know, even though this movie is underwhelming, I kinda liked it. Say wat you want, cuz its not even in my fav movie list, but it can be enjoyable to me. Yeah, Costner is a bore, when isnt he, but it looks pretty good. Hell, I mean it does look like a movie length trailer for Universal or Seaworld. lol Just sucks its not worth the money it was made from. Oh yeah, wasnt a "Mercenary Stage" from Resident Evil 4 modeled from this movie? Actually I wanted to know if that true.

[NaviLovesLink]

STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!­

[Alificity]

Ok stop arguing, the movie sucked balls, I had to force myself to sit through the thing. Even if the main character was supposed to be emotionless that only makes it worse, I could not connect with that kind of character, and didn't care whether or not he lived or died

[solesweeper87]

@Alificity yeah, but thats Costner for you. I never liked him. I mean, yeah he was in "Dances with Wolves" but his acting isnt memorable.

[whydoihavetoaddachan]

I LOVE stuff!

[Murph1331]

Critic:"Lets talk about Waterworld."

*scream from someone being murdered*

[TheCaledioScope]

Great! I'll grab my Stuff!

[DeadManWalking49]

@StickyickyX

Alright, first, have you seen the movie? I'm not saying its a masterpiece, but when you respond with something harsh like that, I've got to reply. I'm sure other people hate it like other people hate Equilibrium, but honestly? "Insulting human intelligence"? That just makes you sound like a jackass.

[pouncivalfan1321]

Hey, I liked Gulliver's Travels!

[spiderjerusalem100]

I actually like this movie, sure it's no classic but it's a fun action movie.

[joe88john]

I think its awful cuz its disturbing. Child Abuse (though that kid deserved it), Women offering and being offered as currency (and almost a rape scene), child pedophilia, etc. And Kosner doesn't seem as great as that girl was describing himself to be.

[mauriciohavok]

I understand why it's ridiculous that he cuts her hair, but just as a side note when people are in a situation like a kidnapping or captive in a military facility is usual that the captors shave them and strip them as a form of psychological torture.

[noddwyd]

I thought he did really well as a cold blooded sea creature.....wasn't that the point?

[papershadow69]

Water World's sort of a guilty pleasure for me.

My only real gripes with it I guess are Enola, who's annoying as all hell, and Costner

Costner is just as bad at acting as Schwarzenegger, but unlike Arnold, he's not over the top ever and has no accent, so it's not funny like Arnold

[182akatsuki]

It's really a shame how bad this movie is, it had so much potential as a badass scifi action movie

[sakonaga1]

I thought they were called the smokers because they use boats that burn oil and make smoke. And becasue they smoke.

[TheTVMAN99]

um i thought water world was a really good movie

[StickyickyX]

@TheTVMAN99 That means you are retarded. Sorry.

[thagrammarnazi]

My fucking god I piss myself every time I hear him say "FOOD!" :)

[Razgriz8833]

My phone just stoped dead.right at the end scene like it was saying "no! I call bullshit"

[OurGangFan]

I bet the original title for the film was Water N Stuff

[DeadManWalking49]

Also I watched it after seeing this review.

[DeadManWalking49]

I'm not insulting the critic or anyone who dislikes this movie but I..... Really like Waterworld. I watched in the summer this year and... It's really entertaining and I'd even say good. Now don't get me wrong, it's no Dark Knight or Citizen Kane, but I really liked it. Kevin Costner is a mutant, would it be far fetched to say the way he was playing the character was supposed to be mostly emotionless? Maybe that's how mutants are in that world. The action was good, the world very well put toget

[volt792000]

@DeadManWalking49 i liked it as well. although i can see why this movie lost alot of money.

[SakuraAvalon]

@DeadManWalking49 Even if the character was supposed to be emotionless, that's a bad thing. Not many people can stand emotionless characters, especially if they're the main character.

[StickyickyX]

@DeadManWalking49 You're insulting human intelligence by liking this movie, Really.

[Th0mics]

9:33 the youtube subtitles say:

The plane has less when you go around the office of contract a couple one!

[alifelesscritic]

a man with gills in the world of water would ...NOT... be king ? : /

[bionicdragon5]

Show me yo moves!

DOLPHIN PUNCH!!!

[haydos271]

Waterworld actually wasn't a bomb (Dennis Hopper: BO-BOMB). While it only got half it's money back in the US, worldwide it gained about $90 million.

[DarkZholt]

09:39 I came here only to hear that scream, I must find it for download, it is an awesome sound effect

[wd1250]

BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

[wd1250]

STUFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

[LilacElf8582]

"Don't just stand there! Kill somethin'!" My God... that's just beautiful. *sniffs* I think I'm gonna cry...

[EmmaOnATangent]

Dude, man I HATED the Postman. . . It literally bored the shit out of me. I mean it - I left the movie going while I went to the toilet, and came back 20 minutes later and NOTHING HAD FRIGGIN HAPPENED. I can't imagine how massively bored I'd be by Waterworld. *shudder*

[JReed1985]

I sought of found Waterworld an entertaining movie but I guess it's sort of over budgeted.

[bobojack83]

i didn't know that little girl was Deb in Napoleon Dynamite.

[Mamba144]

2:50 How could NC not put jack sparrow saying, "I've gotta jar of dirt, I've gotta jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it!?!"

[RandomCommenterful]

@Mamba144 That would have been a great joke.

[IronBreloom]

I've got a jar of dirt!

[crh2010]

why is costner considered a good actor exactly? I dont get it, he has the same wooden, emotional-less, and underacting in very role he plays

and like with arnold when he "tries" to show emotion it just comes off as overacting and funny

[0xLoveisWarx0]

@sergiostudios give kostner an emotion?

[sergiostudios]

is there any thing that that boat cant do ?

[6000NoobTube]

If Enola was gay, would she destroy Japan.

[Kingofcorrect]

the guy who voices Uncle from Jackie Chan @ 3:27

[100Arceuslover]

FEWD!

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Had this movie had good writing and not Kevin Cosner, then it might have even been decently good, but no...it's just daft...such a shame, all of those special effects were just wasted on a shit movie...

[zombiefan011]

I think they hate mutants because since they are not human they may not have human attachments and lack human emotion, much like Kevin Costner

[embercoral]

17:26 Perhaps someone should make a 10 minute challenge of that slap to keep NC happy!

[Treadstone2AwesOMe]

You predicted it well....its did come up as a show in universal studios

[humanconvertile]

"........It does look like shit....."

[SektionEi8ht]

I was taking a drink at the "blonde highlights" joke at 10:01. My sinuses haven't been this clear in days.

[ExtremeMedium]

holy crap, is that perverted Robin Williams drifter at 10:30 Tig from Sons of Anarchy! I'm pretty sure it is! How random....

[ABC22XYZ]

11:40

[Sjowmalf]

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

[mahboi1889]

"She's in a water world, and SHE CAN'T SWIM!!!!?"

[blaster00000]

this review was brought to you by the word STUFF!!!!

[AMETHYSTwolfP]

STUFF IZ AWSHUM.

I actually watched Waterworld before I saw this. I actually enjoyed it. But I DO see the points in this review (other than the "lolz" stuff [heh, stuff] that NC is famous for) too. I... Guess I agree that it's an "okay" movie.

[FlyingFocs]

Out of curiousity, who DIDN'T think of Jurassic Park when they saw that island?

[DBuilder]

8 people are still trying to find some FOOD!!!

[UN1CR0NLORD]

18:16 my reaction to the credits...

[chrisuncleahmad]

I think Waterworld would have come across as less disastrous had they chosen someone else for the lead instead.

Costner seemed like a 'round peg, square hole' type for this. He didn't seem like someone who fit a movie with action and stunts.

[TheBump465]

The only thing better than stuff is.......FOOD!

[Bookfreak07]

Yay! Blues Brothers reference!!

[ornjoos]

You know what's better than stuff? THINGS!

[TheMarylandDude]

This film really is OK, I don't see why people hate it so much. And Kevin Costner is a GOOD actor people.

[TheBump465]

@TheMarylandDude no...

[TheBump465]

@TheMarylandDude no...

[hamursh]

Actually Doug, I think you should have said Universal Studios HOLLYWOOD instead of Florida because USH actually does have a WaterWorld attraction.

[Anacondas101]

05:24 best part

[Applemask]

FEWD

That's pretty much how I'd say that word too if I was starving to death and the boring jerkwad who was driving me around was on the point of passing up a potential opportunity to get some FEWD

[LEGOmations0091]

Just so you know, Enola is alone spelled backwards.

[VideoGamesEpic]

13:56

That's how you breathe oxygen into her, eh? That's...convenient. How does he save her life? Having sex? o-o

[Projectz1122]

I'm in a post-apocalyptic world that's completely covered in water....better drink my own piss.

[theninjaofhalo]

@Projectz1122 Damn it, the salt content is dehydrating me

R.I.P. Guy who drinks his own piss

[Applemask]

@Projectz1122 Drink some seawater for a week, see what happens.

[Projectz1122]

@Applemask Okay, a little too literal here. I wasn't being serious. Never mind the guy has an awesome purifier.

[Applemask]

@Projectz1122 I didn't think you were, I'm just being a jerk for the hell of it.

[Projectz1122]

@Projectz1122 see my previous answer to Applemask.

[minimanomus]

STUFF



[Personifications13]

@minimanomus FOOD

[Teoskavenz]

Goofy yelling makes everything better :)

[MikeDreeveDX]

I actualy liked this movie when looking at it as a mutant movie (you know like x-men) and never thought it woold be looked down upon

[11Ansley11]

FOOD!

[meticulator]

Holy shit... that little girl is Mac from Veronica Mars.

[jaspersen219]

Maybe they have some FOOD!!!!!!

[SarahGailCotton]

...Wow. The pedophilia is.. intense. Who the hell directed this? Barney?

[soadfanatik]

lets get ready for STUFF!!!!!!

[mattie5370]

I never thought i would be able to sit through a 20+ min nostalgic review of a film that absolutely bombed (in a bad way) at the box office. Your review was hilarious throughout. well done!!!!

I actually agree with most of what you say, it's an okay movie, not terrible or amazing, but just ok. There was an extended version which explained a few of the plot holes, but this doesn't make up for the fact it's just an okay movie considering the budget.