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  • dr. phil loves dick he even tries to mimic his appearance

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  • @xx2n23 We should accept the fact that women are all whores and that it's ok to for a woman to be one.

  • @kokocipher correction, all women are not whores, but all women can be, therefore know how to be one.

  • Why do men have to wear Italian leather shoes to be good enough for women? She is suck a hypocrite. She proves that most women are only after money. No wonder why men hardly approach women in bars and clubs anymore...not to mention false rape charges a week after she willingly sleeps with him.

  • MASTERTROLL

  • Man that bitch is fucking annoying, i wish she would make fun of my manhood, so i can (And i quote Joe Rogan on this) Wrap my dick around her neck and start her up like a fucking lawnmower!

  • with a fist in mens face when they are told wrong.

  • Dick makes no bones?. Well maybe he has a boner. Well, Dr Phil, your move, buddy.

  • OH MY dick!!

  • In reality, most women don't date nice guys.

  • @TheEinstienian: Most women want assertive men. Being nice has little to do with it. Its about confidence. I can be assertive and not be a complete brainless asshole. The fact is that grown women want assertive, confident men, that can and DO treat them right. However, little girls with daddy issues will go for the assholes because that's all they believe they can get or deserve. Assholes tend to be assertive, controlling, and abusive. Just the kind of guy a damaged chick would go for. Cheers.

  • @LTS1287 yes and it's the "little girls," over 18 of course, men want to bang, not dried up, used up, and wrinkled up 30 plus year olds, so there's no motivation to be a nice guy, and all the reason to be an asshole

  • @TheEinstienian Women want guys with a fist in their face when they are told wrong.

  • what a dick... u c wut i did thar?

  • Why doesn't dick have a talk show? Apart from the fact it would be illegal I mean...

  • A REAL MAN would NEVER waste his time talking shit on TV or even in real life like this dick bastardson. To all those whores and prostitutes out there, please please please DO NOT give birth to male babies...Destroy it before IT even comes out..Save this WORLD!!! Gosh..This Dick thing is a big time WHINER AND a COMPLAINER, just like a 5yr old boy... Even my 5yr old cousin doesn't whine as much as he does. Stop whinning and complaining, do something worthwhile for this world..

  • @GetItRight222 The irony of YOU being the judge of what does and what doesnt constitute a "real man".

    Hater's: Gonna Hate.

  • @GetItRight222 Dick was a masterful troll. He disguised himself with a mustache and glasses, and made a little money with it. And then he disappeared. Probably grew out his hair and shaved off the mustache, and nobody recognizes him anymore. THE END.

  • @cupocity303 yep, only a man could do that and still be respected by other true men

  • @shulsey84 Don't take this abnormal dick seriously, I heard his mom was a prostitute, this is where he got his name from "DICK"..so there you go, you can't expect anything normal coming out of this abnormal bastard. He makes me laugh every time i watch this show, to me he's nothing but a big time a clown and a DICK~ He's making all the murderers and the clown ass low class bastards look good..This bastard or any other bastards out there who support this bastard can not be men.

  • lol dr phil knows dick is wery intelligent and smart but he cant like be all like ye ur totally right cus it would fk up his wiew from women or something but dick is a fkn smart fkn hero no fkn kidding he has mastered combacks he has fkn shit i lovehim

  • @adofri Wery? Wiew? What are you a retard?

  • @GetItRight222 sorry i did not mean to piss you off but i have reading troubles ever since i knew how to read i took enough shit from it from my dad he beat me because i do bad in shool i dont need another person to be mean to me also but sorry

  • @GetItRight222 oh and i have downsyndrom so please dont make fun of me for that (retard)

  • @adofri RETARD

  • @adofri

    downsyndrom... lol

  • Wow, she just confirmed that he was right.... Not that i think he is right, but wow.....

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  • Man I hate theese guys... Both are dicks especially the woman

  • LOL HIS NAME IS DICK AND HES A DICK LOLOLOL IM SO FUNNY

  • @guymcperson1 LOL so true!

  • shes ten times worse than him and way more sexist

  • FUCKING LAG!!!!!

  • This is a man among men.....

  • You can hate on women all you want, but that won't change the fact that women are equal to men. :P

    ... now to sit back and wait for all the idiots to reply with "get back in the kitchen!!" or "You have a vagina, therefore your argument is invalid."

  • @monchoco224 so your point is?

  • @DispiacereTheDamned I hate anyone who has an inferiority complex and discriminates against people due to their race, sexuality, or gender and if that makes me a bitch then so be it

  • @DispiacereTheDamned Wow well you know what I'm not gonna waste my time changing both his and your opinon, just remember that we as humans can not move foward if racism, sexism and homophobia is not abolished, everyone is equal, have a nice day :)

  • 30 women need to get back in the kitchen and make better sandwiches.

  • @DispiacereTheDamned He shouldn't be abused, he shouldn't be allowed to have a girlfriend or any daughters but he shouldn't be abused and I didn't write that comment a friend of mine did, I wonder if this guy had a daughter and she wanted to be a doctor or a firefighter would he chastise and belittle her for it.

  • @DispiacereTheDamned I said it wasn't fair, no one deserves to be abused man or woman and this guy is an asshole plain and simple

  • @DispiacereTheDamneds How often do you here about a women beating their husband to death or verbally and physically abusing them? And I never said more men hit women, more men would most likely go to prison for assulting a woman than vice versa and spousal abuse when the woman is abusing the man isn't taken as seriously. In my opinon it's not fair

  • @DispiacereTheDamned Um first of all I am a woman not that it matters to this argument and it's true as far as my knowledge when it comes to domestic violence it is more likely that a man will go to jail for hitting a woman than vice versa me personally I am against domestic violence of all sorts no one is above anyone

  • @DispiacereTheDamned No a real woman would probaley kick this guy in the balls

  • What kind of dumbass woman would fall for a jerk like that?

  • Dick surely is hiding what is deep in him and the reason he is hiding it is to not make the old lady feel bad about her being a women ... cause the thing that he is hiding is ' yup men are definitely much more better than women ' , and why is the old woman being a dick to Dick when he is being so nice to her ...

    Men are biologically,physically and mentally much more stronger and smarter than women ... scientifically proven ...

  • Me and my ex-girlfriend (who is still my friend) tried to re-enact this routine and I almost got my ass kicked on the street. The funniest part was when my ex (who is bi) asked a woman if she wanted to go home with us while we were "arguing" with eachother, and her boyfriend got pissed.

  • When i google meatspin on google, i felt like my innocense was ripped out of my body, burned, baked, fried, marianted, chewed up, barfed up, and thrown in to the sewer filled with poo and pee.

  • ahaha Dickin Doctor Phil

  • 'Close your eyes then, cause we're driving through Hollwood and the billboards are going to clue you in'

    GOD

  • shirleys a cunt dicks an intelligent and inspirational person who really knows what hes talking about

  • They should marry each other!!!!!

  • i HATE to admit it but i agree wit alot of what Dick says

  • FIRE DR PHIL AND PUT DICK IN A TALKSHOW

  • @fulltimespy

    that is a fuckin great idea. he should have a talk show and just have women come in and try to prove him wrong. it would be awesome and hilarious.

  • people bag on this guy because they cant face the goddamn truth

  • Dick... Why are you so incredible?

  • fucking horrible quality

  • Women are only good for sex and be made fun of.

  • what a world we live in where women and men can't get past their differences.

  • i like how his name is Dick. Because thats exactly what he is.

  • lol@ the people who cant tell this is a troll :P

  • The women was kind of a bitch though. 

  • lol i love that the dumb bitch agreed with every statement he said the whole way though. women are out for money end of the story i haven't met a women yet who isn't looking for the gold mine so they can smooch off with using ass as a prize.

  • The older gentleman...? what the fuck does she think she is?! a hot tigh ass 20 yr old chick? you are a fugly old bitch wake the fuck up!

  • remember to say: "masterson" when you read the title, for gods sake! :)

  • This is like the set-up to a perfect romantic comedy!

  • @borskyviolin Its called the ugly truth ... It was an ok flick

  • She just got owned.

  • The truth is girls ARE just shit except when they are girlfriends. Because they are only good at talking and fucking, and other girlfriend stuff.

  • Look People: Cheavanism is nothing more than men who understand and acknowledge the TRUTH and REALITY. It is simply a FACT. I don't like knowing this FACT, but- It is a FACT, Nontheless.

  • Nice diashow fag

  • Calling yourself Dick

    does not supplement for your lack of one

  • @ashdudeification trolledsoftly.jpeg

  • I make 5 times my husband's yearly salary...I also do all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, a majority of the vehicle maintanence and home repairs, I manage our budget and pay all the bills. So yeah...I guess I am far inferior simply because I am female. And yeah, I guess it is completely obvious that I married my husband for money.

  • @HippyWitchGal

    Obv you are inferior cause you can't see through the trolling.

  • @Magicgreenslime Inferiority is in the eye of the beholder. =P

  • @HippyWitchGal Lies.

  • @BrimstoneLandscapes What exactly do you think I am lying about? If it makes all of you scared little men feel better about your own inferiorities, I do have less than perfect vision, am 10 pounds overweight, have a scar on my left ankle, & am in a job I absolutely HATE, but have to keep because I am the breadwinner in my family. I have trouble getting along with other women. I am not perfect & do not claim to be. The characteristics I shared via my last post, however, are 100 percent true.

  • @HippyWitchGal Obviously you're one of those ugly chicks who pretend to be successful online to further their stupid feminist agenda. Cool story bro.

  • @BrimstoneLandscapes I have a pic on my profile; judge for yourself. I am not a supermodel, but would not be considered ugly by the average person. And don't you think if I had a feminist agenda, I would not take such good care of my husband, nor would I ask him for so very little? I am probably one of the few women my age that I know of who works the hours I do, plus handles all of the housework and cooks every night. But, that is not good enough for you either, huh? I f-in give up.

  • @BrimstoneLandscapes I have a pic on my profile (no super model, but not considered ugly by most) & I would like to know what exactly you think I am pretending about.  As a person, I am successful in my life in some ways but not others (one big flaw is that I cannot get pregnant and it is a daily struggle for me) I do not claim perfection. Just making the point that inferiority is genderless (depends on the person).

  • @HippyWitchGal shut the fuck up

  • @HippyWitchGal that sure is a strange way to make a sandwich

  • @HippyWitchGal So your guy has got you doing everything and he lays back and gets pussy whenever he wants?

  • @WATITDOO16 Yes, except I do ask him to empty the trash & walk the dog once in awhile. I think he actually did run the vacuum sometime last year as well. True is, he offers. I do not do everything because he controls me; I do it because I am a bit of a control freak & don't tend to trust anyone else (male or female) to do things right. His job is also more physically demanding than mine, so I try & ease up on him at the end of the day. And you've got it wrong...I get dick whenever I want.;)

  • @HippyWitchGal I can lie on the internet too lmfao.

  • @jigzorrr What exactly do you think I am lying about?!?! Telll ya what . . .pay $20 and do a full background check on me. You'll know, loud and clear, I have been nothing but honest about who I am.

  • As radical and in my opinion wrong as dick is, he still makes the feminist look like a complete fool.

  • lol the title is awsome lol, dick in dr. phil

    thats classic

  • Man I hate that blond cunt.

  • Dick Masterson is the underdog of all the men out there that have been shafted for being a nice guy. Dick doesn't hate women, he just exposes the darker side of women for who they really are, and he is damn good at it. If a feminist did the same thing and talked about how guys only care about sex, etc, she would be heralded by women like a messiah, but ignored by men as an obnoxious feminist.

  • @malazt There's plenty of nice guys out there who don't demonize and humiliate women like that. He needs a reality check. If he was talking about black people that way on the show, it would be on national news. I wonder which woman really hurt him and threw him for a loop.

  • @ssuz1 Likewise, there are plenty of nice girls out there. My original comment is in regards to the fact that many nice guys try to turn into assholes simply because they get hurt when being a nice guy. Maybe this is how Dick became famous?

  • @malazt I agree.

  • Hense the nameDICK

  • Each time she tells what wrong about a man, she support his argument, that they like money, NEED NICE shoes? like WTF? Not only is she going to use his money on her shoes, but he have to waste them on himself too?

  • Though I dont agree with Dick, in this video, he OWNED Shirley or whatever.

  • "dick. CHAVINIST"

    What an asshole, to put that right under his name.

  • "I don't think that Dick really believes that he's superior to women. He likes to pretend, but there's alot deep down inside there that Dick's not showing."

    Of course, you dumbass, because it's a joke! It's satire! How do some people not know this?

  • Dick is awesome. He's very intelligent and I love seeing him destroy feminists and just mess with people.

  • @AsifIcarebear3 How is he intelligent? He spouts off a few ad hominem's and than you latch on, for whatever reasons are your own. Basically he's the soap-box for men that feel "emasculated." So, you guys give him false moniker's such as "hero" and "intelligent." What feminists has he destroyed with his false information and fallacy's? Ignorace is bliss and I guess most people are living on Cloud Nine. Enjoy the soma.

  • @ApostateValkyrie Aaaw, an angry feminist perhaps? You certainly cannot call him stupid, and he certainly doesn't only throw "a few ad hominems" around. He makes an argument for himself, and women attempt en masse to insult him - using ad hominem and nothing else.

    In this very video the feminist confims many of Dick's prejudices. Her perfect man must have "expensive shoes." Surely you must find this amusing, even though you don't support his claims :) I do.

  • Can someone say... Derek Vineyard (American History X)?????

  • Haha, the more she speaks, the more right he gets!

  • DICK IS A LEGEND... LEGENDARY DICK!!!

  • hahahaha i love when people argue in the comments. im a chick, and im just not going to take this to heart. im better that most guys at a lot of things. its just the truth. chicks can control a guy with her vagina. so, trying to get your point across to an ignorant person is just a waste of time. there are some stupid guys out there, but there are also some badass bitches, too...

  • @beckoshka

    I WANNA SUCK U OFF BABY XD

  • i think that shirley and dick are kinda bonding  lol

  • he should be sent to jail becuse he is a sex offender

  • @MsEZRA1234 You should be sent to jail for being dumb.

  • @MsEZRA1234 What the fuck, he's not a sex offender, you're being ludicrous, you know, real men get in trouble cause people like you who don't know what their saying and how to say it, yeah, he offends the opposite sex with being an asshole, but it's just him being him, he wouldn't be Masterson any other way, but i digress, you need better control of your vocabulary, and rethink the things you say/type.

  • @MsEZRA1234 You should be sent to jail for being a fat disgusting whore.

  • this guy is such a stereotyper...

  • Although I find this humorous, Mr. Masterson has some points. Some women only care for money, and I find that horrible. And that Shirley is a just another shallow woman who is selfish and not to mention disgusting. It gives us true women a bad name. Personally, I don't care if a man has money, but if he has a good heart and sweet personality, then that's good enough. However, I don't think it's right to say that the only thing women are good at is cleaning and carrying children. That is False.

  • his name not dick masterson

    its dick masturbate

    lol

  • lol ''dick''

  • this guy.. is my hero

  • ♂>♀

  • Opposites?

    Is Phill blind? When it came to the basics they were the exact same when debating on mates.

  • I think the title should be .."ON Dr Phil"...you don't want to say "IN Dr Phil"..especially when your name is Dick.

  • @MoneyIsSilver Good onr

  • Dick is simply satiring feminism, while getting paid to troll thousands of men and women in the process.

  • Dick masterson... is well a DICK.

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  • @timebomb098 let me guess... your parents are gay

  • @smileycybil grow up kid

  • @timebomb098 eww you grow up fag

  • @smileycybil i luv u

  • @smileycybil ewwwwwwwwww well i dont so screw off

  • @timebomb098 nice one lol

  • As much as this guy is a dick and alot of his points are abit distorted, The general theme behind what he is saying is pretty bang on.

  • This is one statement i will agree with: "Women should be in the kitchen making me a 'Sammich'!"

  • all good guys are not married, the good ones are NOT married, and just because a person isnt wearing fucking italian loafers, she isnt going to jump his bones, ok, lets see that when fucking antonio banderes is trying to get in her friggin pants, and she says no. bullshit. women are full of bullshit.

  • @judesama11 no bulls are full of bull shit...women are full of shit...just the regular shit ...or one might go on to say peopleshit..humanshit...girlsh­it...or something of that nature.

  • @rawrberrys 100% agree.  gotta hate those mental typos

  • @judesama11 meh ..it happens you are human after all, we all fuck up from time to time. I will let it slide this one time BUT NEVER AGAIN >.>

  • i hate when women say "all the good men are married" because its like well how did they end up that way? with women like you marrying them! god damn...

  • You can't judge people on your own preconceptions of them... too many people are clouded by their arrogance to see the truth in this world. that people can choose to act and become who they want if given the opportunity and determination. there is no hope for this species in the end.

  • This idiot has no points. He's just overstating random stereotypes, without a morsel of factual information to support them.

  • @Jiyanamiki dick had sex with you and never called again didnt he...

  • @saint4life96 Wow. Really intelligent comeback there, Sonny!

  • dick is my hero

  • This was kind of sweet... in a really fucked up way.

  • the only thing that makes a woman able to wrap a man round her finger is her body

  • SHE'S doomed to be alone? Are you kidding me?

  • fuck doctor Phil he has no right to talk, he just wants to make himself look good in front of the camera but deep down he agrees. this man broke up with his wife so...

  • He gets a boner from all the negative attention.

    Which makes him gay. And he even wrote a whole book about how great men are and not women, which is a proof of him loving the cock.

  • @89deve

    silly female logic

  • @flyers4life123

    I wouldn't call it logic, I would call it the truth

  • @89deve thts cute :) can i have my sandwich now

  • @flyers4life123 Tell me, do you have a logic about that guy?

  • @89deve this sentence doesnt make sense, see this is why women shouldnt be teachers either. how can you teach when ur dumber than half the kids (the males)

  • @flyers4life123

    Maybe you should think a little and read this: DO YOU HAVE A LOGIC ABOUT THAT GUY? You obviously cant read or maybe the problem is that you cant put the words together. But ok I was trying to get your opinion ?

    I gave you a good chance here, but you have truly chosen to shit in your pants.

  • @flyers4life123

    Sorry if my english gets a little weird, it's pretty far from being my main language. For the record I speak 4 languages. How about you? Maybe I could teach you since it looks to me that you know little and I know a lot. AND I AM A FEEEMALE...

  • @89deve

    Typical women. Lashing out at homosexuals. How immature

  • @thehippoman Typical respond. No offence to the gays but It doesnt serve any purpose to defend a man who doesnt want sympathy. How pointless.

  • @89deve very intelligent comment 

  • I wanna meet this feller

  • lol did you here phil??? "Dick obviously makes no BONES about being chauvinist "

  • 0:50 Why did he change seat?

  • Lmao you could make some sitcom out of this pairing.

  • Well played Shirley, you proved Dick right, you should write a guest page on MABTW.

    The smart women accept that men ARE better than women, the dumb ones prove it!

  • o dr. phil....

  • Tom Leykis

  • @5959512 What about him how come everyone keeps mentioning him on these vids?

  • @jbohler33 tom leykis is god, he teaches guys how to get more tale for less money and more importantly, he teaches women how men think. He teaches the masses of guys who were "raised ' by single mothers all the stuff they should have learn from the male figure of the household. Bringing up many traps/misconceptions people have about dating and marriage, More importantly the long term consequences of pregnancy and the actuall cost invovled- look him up

  • This guy has made several valid points to an extent. The problem, however, it that they don't apply to every single woman there is. Simply because Shirley happens to be a quite frankly, stupid woman doesn't mean that every woman out there is as well.

    One problem I see here is that Dick being sexist is seen as horrible, while Shirley being sexist is almost justified. >.> There are many double standards in society.

  • @CrimsonVibrato "The problem, however, it that they don't apply to every single woman there is"........That's an overused counter argument.

    He is speaking IN GENERAL.

    There is a sufficient quota of the female population for his argument to be valid.

    It may be backlash from modern feminism, which, in general ;-), is not about equality.

  • @John27346 With all due respect, it doesn't seem to me like Dick is speaking in general. He is literally implying that "all women are whores". His exact words. Even speaking in general is not in correct context here. If you are speaking in general, you are referring to the entire gender or at least the majority. I doubt the majority of women fit into all the categories he implies here.

    I do agree with your feminism comment. The goals of modern feminism is frankly to demonize men, not equality