DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
U must not tell so much... but this look is amazing, its the perfekt look for my friend to my new Year Party.. I lead after something like that in 14 Days now. Its perfekt! Amazing!!!
U think i also can use this Makeup for a very very fery light skin??? Like my? Cause.. any kind of Makeup looks Orange at my skin. ... so i ask u before :)
U must not tell so much... but this look is amazing, its the perfekt look for my friend to my new Year Party.. I lead after something like that in 14 Days now. Its perfekt! Amazing!!!
@felipeg1917 REALLY!? Danny's gay? I had no idea, are you friggin kidding me!? .... congratulations, you managed to win the "dumbest comment of the week" award.
you wanna look like you just ate a deer that was like hunting a mouse or something , cause deers eat mice :L i love you, your so fucking cute. i want you to be the father of my babies. :)
When he said he had really good brushes when he was a girl what did he mean girl did he have a V. And everyone knows what I mean by V lol :D loved the titorial
Danny.. you just came in a close 2nd place after Bill Kulitz as the prettiest guy ever.. oh, and I mean that as a compliment.. oh, and yes, I am straight.. you crack me up bro =)
Oh, can you PLZZZ do a tutorial for the best way of applying "guyliner" or rock concert make-up? Hahaha I got a 30STM concert next month and was going to rock the guyliner and black nail polish.. so, yeah.. PLZ help.. hahaha your "bags" are not grocery bags dude.. "Hepatitis 7..." bwuhahahahahaha funny bugger =P
@TokioHotelLuver0079 Hahaha.. yeah.. I guess it's strange to hear a guy say stuff like that... but yeah, I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to say Bill Kulitz is pretty =) I mean, I luuuurrrvvvvv girls.. but, for a guy.. yeah, he's pretty LOL.. plus he can sing great live.
When he says about being a girl i think he meant he use to be a tranny and dress as a girl but he doesn't anymore. I'm not sure though but that's what i think he meant.
even as a zombie ur a cutie!! haha and ya ur so much better @ make up than me..
kitty101574 4 days ago
ooohhh..... eat me! eat me! eat me danny!!
olakrenz 1 week ago
So it looks more like, "Hi, I'm dead and I just ate your kid." :D
baillyloveskm123 3 weeks ago
your awesome :)
shaynababy1235 3 months ago
"This is gonna be really fast"
..11 minutes later
vanessabernal27 3 months ago 3
You don't look like a zombie
soccerbug07 3 months ago
More vampire huh?
sophisticaterate 3 months ago
"Hi I'm Dead, And I Just Ate Yur Kid." LMAOO. I LUV HIM
MultiAwesome1990 4 months ago
Did The Blood Taste Like Anything? LOL
dorkalicious02 4 months ago
u still look hot
i dont think you can ever look ugly
chunkeymonkey742 5 months ago 2
u still look hot
chunkeymonkey742 5 months ago
Omg ur beautiful
18lilhellokitty 5 months ago
your gonna look like a dirty zombie whore!!! ahaha
codplayer12341234 5 months ago
'Hi I'm dead and I just ate your cat.' Haha Danny why did you have to say that in a cutesy voice? ;)
mikolover1000 5 months ago
I swear to god you look like Yara. It's the lips.
ayaneforever 5 months ago
you forgot BEATFACEHONEY! amazing makeup artist!!
DutchessRedd 5 months ago
you're really pretty
watneh 5 months ago
hepatis 7 lol
gothic44sunshine 5 months ago
makeup thing xD <3
Xxwkuklove32xX 6 months ago
i wanna be a chola :]
Xxwkuklove32xX 6 months ago
This looks like the Roseanne makeup!
Iluvu098 6 months ago
You'd seem like the best bestfriend.
gabikinz123 6 months ago
lol what did he mean when he "was" a girl? ;P
mussoxlove95 6 months ago
@mussoxlove95 in highschool he dressed like a girl
dramaguen1357 6 months ago
@dramaguen1357 ohhhh,okie dokie lol
mussoxlove95 6 months ago
@mussoxlove95 i was gonna ask the same thing lol
tret95 5 months ago
@tret95 lol i guessed he dressed like a girl in high school? idkkk lol
mussoxlove95 5 months ago
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4evdancer 7 months ago
LOL hepititais 17 XDD
mrquizzler 7 months ago
HOW DO YOU LOOK NATURALLY DEAD IF YOU'RE ALIVE
lanex29 7 months ago
Be my zombie whore -3
curlygurlyS 7 months ago
lol. yooure still pretty!
queencassidy 7 months ago
ur awsome!
alexislovesyou5502 8 months ago
EVEN WITH HEPITITAZ 17 U STILL LOOK MAD SEXY!!!!!
SilverGlitterX 8 months ago
ok okuh Owww lol
101Katelynn 8 months ago
Oh God, i love your nails.
BellaMaria6661 8 months ago
hi, i'm dead and i just ate your kid.
aohgirl 8 months ago
have you ever heard of petrilude? BEST.MAKEUP.EVER. seriously he's amazing.
aohgirl 8 months ago
and um.....some ummm ummm um jkjk
what do you mean when your a girl
TheZombie97 9 months ago
@TheZombie97 i was thinking the same thing xD
xXNatalieNoelleXx 7 months ago
and um.....some ummm ummm um jkjk
TheZombie97 9 months ago
Cool <3
MyLuvBillKaulitz 9 months ago
oh Danny xD
at 6:08 your English accent turns me on..
at least I think it's English
honeybee1415 9 months ago
he was a girl :O
ShortiexLaul 9 months ago
@ShortiexLaul what?!!!
chickaprodutions 9 months ago
Omfg ur gay aww and ur super HAWWT to :\ lmao ily
natasha123456789101 9 months ago
6:10 *GLARE* hahahahahaha
CronaKL95 10 months ago
You're too pretty to look dead.
Lunatic606 10 months ago
L0ve u Danny....l0vw ur makeup (:
n8ivegur1 10 months ago
OMG atthe end! DANNY=HOT ZOMBIE!!!!! :D
shadow64100 10 months ago
-pokes nosering- OW!
MaRLeEthEKiTTy 10 months ago
hi im dead and i just ate your kid ! lmfao :) luv you danny
paganxxxpride 10 months ago 2
6:09 favorite part
kriptonitekaya 11 months ago
gay guys are better at makeup and beauty in general than any straight girl.I LOVE YOU DANNY!!!
kzdilla 11 months ago 15
you have awesome lips
athenax5424 11 months ago 2
why do you have to be gay ?
ALL THE GOOD GUY ARE GAY!
:@
xxsammitxx 11 months ago 3
>.> u make hot girl tho xD <33333333333
theNInjaskillsahh 1 year ago 2
Why are all the sexy and awesome guys GAY!?!?!?
MsFreakyNikki 1 year ago 3
YOORRR SOO CUUTTEEEEEE <3 [:
lilnerds4life 1 year ago
HE WAS A GIRL!! WTF
suzeee1997 1 year ago
Hi im dead and I just ate your kid.. lmao
LovableDannyNoriga 1 year ago 10
I LUV LUV LUV YOU!!!!!! and ur sooooooo good!
LovableDannyNoriga 1 year ago
I absaloutly love your nails!
makailann 1 year ago 2
Omg i would want to be best friends with you!
Also how do you clean your brushes because i've been having trouble cleaning them to the point where i'm not completely grossed out by it. lol
also do you know any good primer for eyes that will stay on skin oil or not?
Darkrosetears 1 year ago
u look like a girl :)
nessaf81 1 year ago
you are seriously adorable!
just listening to you talk makes me giggle and makes me go awww. XD
kitdesertoffate27 1 year ago
u look like a tired hore who just ate some1s period XD nice ttorial :)
xxobbypure1184xx 1 year ago
You are really pretty, for a dirty zombie whore:) This video/rant made my night!
TheCloakedSchemer69 1 year ago
Omg ur so sexy I wish u were straight and my afe
banditbaby37 1 year ago
U must not tell so much... but this look is amazing, its the perfekt look for my friend to my new Year Party.. I lead after something like that in 14 Days now. Its perfekt! Amazing!!!
U think i also can use this Makeup for a very very fery light skin??? Like my? Cause.. any kind of Makeup looks Orange at my skin. ... so i ask u before :)
BantiarnaFiona 1 year ago
U must not tell so much... but this look is amazing, its the perfekt look for my friend to my new Year Party.. I lead after something like that in 14 Days now. Its perfekt! Amazing!!!
BantiarnaFiona 1 year ago
nice makeup tutorial
rainbowstarz1000 1 year ago
but its ok because its well worth it LOL!!!
watermelongs 1 year ago
You look like jessica alba
SoullessTemptation 1 year ago
Love the nails :)
momo87205 1 year ago
this year i was a clown! last year i was a zombie. one year i was a dead zombie vampire bride thing. yaa <33! :)
kgjones10 1 year ago
Hepititas 17 <3
lizzieebaybeexD 1 year ago 30
i love ur lips
CamisadoJr 1 year ago
ha you aren't suppose to be pretty or cute but you manage to anyway XD
Ellesig2021 1 year ago
"Cuz we're gangsta" FTW
1991JazzyC 1 year ago
wait, "when i was a girl"?
ScribbleGrl6 1 year ago
@ScribbleGrl6
He cross dressed all through highschool.
stupidmofucker 1 year ago
I looooooove that guys hair its so awesome!!! and yes im a girl.
InASushiRoll 1 year ago
oh goodness you are just too adorable x)
porcelaincafe 1 year ago
"then you look really liek you have hepatitis 17 or something.." LMFAO. :')
robbiekaaay 1 year ago
haha "just do like little circles like that" :P
DinoPandaBanana 1 year ago
Your gorgeous.
I love your videos. (:
SincerelyJessicaLynn 1 year ago
._. You saved my ass I have to luff chu ♥
Jnichexe 1 year ago
Uff. You are just soooo precious.
"I have really big grocery bags" <3
shumila 1 year ago
ima be a skulliton for this years halloween ;D
chikichik12 1 year ago
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i think he might be gay :/
felipeg1917 1 year ago
@felipeg1917 REALLY!? Danny's gay? I had no idea, are you friggin kidding me!? .... congratulations, you managed to win the "dumbest comment of the week" award.
Lunatic606 10 months ago
i think he might be gay :/
felipeg1917 1 year ago
yeah misschevous is wonderfull
PixieStixCreations 1 year ago
he was a girl!!!!!!!!!!1
ToriandKelli1 1 year ago
I love the commentary inbetween lol!
JackieBorelli 1 year ago
you wanna look like you just ate a deer that was like hunting a mouse or something , cause deers eat mice :L i love you, your so fucking cute. i want you to be the father of my babies. :)
weedishness 1 year ago
LOL your personality is awesome
xOodlesOfNoodles 1 year ago 56
When he said he had really good brushes when he was a girl what did he mean girl did he have a V. And everyone knows what I mean by V lol :D loved the titorial
7767akatsuki 1 year ago
Okay pause at 8:56... ur hot from the side lol (even though your gay) Girls love their gays
ILUVJDREWBIEBER 1 year ago
@ILUVJDREWBIEBER so true. ;P & thanks to adam lambert, we "fag hags" have a new label which sounds much prettier: "fruit flies." <3
JackieBorelli 1 year ago
lol hepatitis 17
MrMoisesTv 1 year ago
Haha Cool(: I Like Your Hair lol what color is that or did you bleach it?
glowbluestah 1 year ago
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Great job with the makeup, cutie
angelica97007 1 year ago
Great job with the makeup, cutie
angelica97007 1 year ago
haha you're so funny:D
I am going to be....pocahontas(:
and my friend is gonna be waldo;D
llamacookie294 1 year ago
hahaha " I didn't even clean my brush..... It's all good " i love you your so funny!
allysummer19 1 year ago
lmfao@ hepatitis 7 .
idefinesarcasm 1 year ago
Aw you're freaken awesome <3
LifeYouStole 1 year ago
lmfao. you remind me of my friend cuz he has your type of personality.
Jesvel18 1 year ago
I'm going to be a zombie whore.
The whore part is because I want to have an excuse to be a slut ;)
I'm excited for my shoes!!
cj2cutie 1 year ago
I hate steak too.
I'm a vegetarian..
You're pretty funny. You remind me of my friend :P
cj2cutie 1 year ago
your so cool and funny are you a girl or a boy.
Mik3y1000 1 year ago
@Mik3y1000 He is a boy. =P
NinaT8 1 year ago
your so cool and funny are you a girl or a boy
Mik3y1000 1 year ago
damn, bringing sexy back
TruthIsDisturbing 1 year ago
'and then, OW!..." lol gave me a chuckle, by the way your hella freekin gorgeous!
MizeryLovesCompany77 1 year ago
"I have really big grocery bags..." hahahah
JamesandChassidy 1 year ago
''A big human steak............i hate steak''
poplamatic 1 year ago
Why are you "not a girl anymore"?
CrazyDaisyDuke 1 year ago
you were a girl?
marysparkles121 1 year ago
@marysparkles121 thats what i'm saying goshh
poplamatic 1 year ago
@poplamatic gosh what?
marysparkles121 1 year ago
@marysparkles121 Like was he really a chick I can't tell!!
poplamatic 1 year ago
i think im in love with u!! lol jk =3 u do look cute!! u look sooo cute
HamsterClawz 1 year ago
you still look really pretty :)
nomi2lovley 1 year ago
6:10 :D :D :D
AwkwardExpression 1 year ago
you were a girl??
MAXgreenLUVAH 1 year ago
@MAXgreenLUVAH not that he was a girl , but that he dress like 1 and wore make up n such xD lol as far as i know
deborahcr1 1 year ago
"i have really big grocery bags" hahaha
pinkrave69 1 year ago
ahhhhhhhhhh omg the first and second pic at the end= HOLY CRAP
MagicJoBroLover999 1 year ago
veryyyy cute Zombiee<3 (:
JessikaLynnJonas 1 year ago
u look like jayy monroe..hotness
BellzandSierra 1 year ago
Danny.. you just came in a close 2nd place after Bill Kulitz as the prettiest guy ever.. oh, and I mean that as a compliment.. oh, and yes, I am straight.. you crack me up bro =)
Oh, can you PLZZZ do a tutorial for the best way of applying "guyliner" or rock concert make-up? Hahaha I got a 30STM concert next month and was going to rock the guyliner and black nail polish.. so, yeah.. PLZ help.. hahaha your "bags" are not grocery bags dude.. "Hepatitis 7..." bwuhahahahahaha funny bugger =P
TheArgusApocraphex 1 year ago
@TheArgusApocraphex omg you think Bill Kaulitz is the prettiest guy ever? O.O
TokioHotelLuver0079 1 year ago
@TokioHotelLuver0079 Hahaha.. yeah.. I guess it's strange to hear a guy say stuff like that... but yeah, I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to say Bill Kulitz is pretty =) I mean, I luuuurrrvvvvv girls.. but, for a guy.. yeah, he's pretty LOL.. plus he can sing great live.
TheArgusApocraphex 1 year ago
@TheArgusApocraphex lol i wasnt saying that it's weird
i'm saying it's AWESOME!
cos i think he's pretty too! (i'm a girl by the way) but he's like sooooo beautiful. ^^
TokioHotelLuver0079 1 year ago
"i have really big grocery bags..." LMAO gosh this guy....=D
anjee2011 1 year ago
the things he says: "Hi I'm Dead, and I just ate your kid." LOL.
08nickyJO 1 year ago
my lord you sound so sexy with that british accent
afterdaisy 1 year ago
if u have a sister, i bet shes reeaallyy pretty
ohhowsplendid 1 year ago
you'd make a sexy vampire :)
springbaby485 1 year ago
hey danny wtf do you mean by you used to be a girl ?!
TheAssesKicker 1 year ago
your british accent was perfection
TokioHotelLuver0079 1 year ago
this video would have been amazing if hed edited it at all......
weetzybat 1 year ago
Did you sat you used to b a girl?
candycanelilly 1 year ago
I have never seen such an amazingly hilarious tutorial. LOVE IT!
x51Ntheticx 1 year ago
your last picture looks SEXY
babylana70 1 year ago
very creative!
babylana70 1 year ago
lmao dirty zombie whore, AWESOME!
AxSDenied464 1 year ago
"And it's cool if it falls out everywhere, cause you're going to look like a crazy zombie whore." haha! Awesome video. :)
thehattedmusician 1 year ago
"I wanna eat somebody now."
lexilurvestomkaulitz 1 year ago
when u were a girl! haha..i would love to see you as a girl! i bet ur fabulous!
maximusguzman 1 year ago
i hate steak too lol <3
BriShelly413 1 year ago
danny i love your nails!
krows31 1 year ago
Hepatitis 7! <3
DamonOberdorf 1 year ago
When he says about being a girl i think he meant he use to be a tranny and dress as a girl but he doesn't anymore. I'm not sure though but that's what i think he meant.
il0v3y0uxx 2 years ago
you were a girl? i never would have guessed it, i think u wuld look good either way hun =]
LilMisAndrea 2 years ago
Please click on the Google Ads on Danny's Talking Video...
It will help his career~
Thanks guys!
Rosemarie<3
174walnut 2 years ago
you should check out xsparkage. she's really great. oh, and petrilude too. they are amazing.
ThePunkHouseRules 2 years ago
b4 the red u didnt really look like a zombie u looked like a rockstar lol
ggggabbbbieeee 2 years ago
" Hi, I want to eat your kids" LOLOL!
Your awesome!!
wazzup809 2 years ago
"You're Gonna Look Like A DIrty Zombie Whore" Haha
KayViMovies 2 years ago 52
wow... you have the most amazing eyes and i love your lips lol
kmlb95 1 year ago
hahah * hi i'm dead and i just eat your kid ahah lol
AFGHANTJEE 2 years ago 32
DANNY WAS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
limaca1020 2 years ago
@limaca1020 he was being sarcastic,,,
LeegeeLegit 1 year ago
mmmm sexy fucking zombie haha
punkerchick95 2 years ago
Im not a gurl anymore!! WHAT! lol
punkerchick95 2 years ago
MICHELLE PHAN! <3
RebekahNunn 2 years ago
omfg i love how your not affraid to say anything!
rangecrew501 2 years ago 3
u used to be a girl???????????
Tihon555 2 years ago
@Tihon555 this Danny Noriega is she male
Zucaaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago
ur such a sexy beast luvs ya sooo much and ur sooo freaking gorgous♥
cleocatd 2 years ago
Did you just call them your grocery bags?
naique 2 years ago
Hi im dead and i just ate your kid XD
BabyItsBella 2 years ago
it looked really good on you
browniexpowder 2 years ago
I bet you were a very pretty girl :D Your a very sexy and handsome man :3 <3
LoveHeartIce 2 years ago 2
lol. :) i love it. "hi. im dead. and i just ate your kid" :D
sabsababe 2 years ago
you were a girl?! you must be jk
jill1234567890523 2 years ago
10:53 omgg thats hot
PuppiePaddle 2 years ago
agree 100%
cleocatd 2 years ago
ahahaha;;
i love you(:
MKizzle01 2 years ago
is he kidding about the girl thing??
gothicnitegurl 2 years ago