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  • even as a zombie ur a cutie!! haha and ya ur so much better @ make up than me..

  • ooohhh..... eat me! eat me! eat me danny!!

  • So it looks more like, "Hi, I'm dead and I just ate your kid." :D

  • your awesome :)

  • "This is gonna be really fast"

    ..11 minutes later

  • You don't look like a zombie

  • More vampire huh?

  • "Hi I'm Dead, And I Just Ate Yur Kid." LMAOO. I LUV HIM

  • Did The Blood Taste Like Anything? LOL

  • u still look hot

    i dont think you can ever look ugly

  • u still look hot

  • Omg ur beautiful

  • your gonna look like a dirty zombie whore!!! ahaha

  • 'Hi I'm dead and I just ate your cat.' Haha Danny why did you have to say that in a cutesy voice? ;)

  • I swear to god you look like Yara. It's the lips.

  • you forgot BEATFACEHONEY! amazing makeup artist!!

  • you're really pretty

  • hepatis 7 lol

  • makeup thing xD <3

  • i wanna be a chola :]

  • This looks like the Roseanne makeup!

  • You'd seem like the best bestfriend.

  • lol what did he mean when he "was" a girl? ;P

  • @mussoxlove95 in highschool he dressed like a girl

  • @dramaguen1357 ohhhh,okie dokie lol

  • @mussoxlove95 i was gonna ask the same thing lol

  • @tret95 lol i guessed he dressed like a girl in high school? idkkk lol

  • LOL hepititais 17 XDD

  • HOW DO YOU LOOK NATURALLY DEAD IF YOU'RE ALIVE

    

  • Be my zombie whore -3

  • lol. yooure still pretty!

  • ur awsome!

  • EVEN WITH HEPITITAZ 17 U STILL LOOK MAD SEXY!!!!!

  • ok okuh Owww lol

  • Oh God, i love your nails.

  • hi, i'm dead and i just ate your kid.

  • have you ever heard of petrilude? BEST.MAKEUP.EVER. seriously he's amazing.

  • and um.....some ummm ummm um jkjk

    what do you mean when your a girl

  • @TheZombie97 i was thinking the same thing xD

  • and um.....some ummm ummm um jkjk

  • Cool <3

  • oh Danny xD

    at 6:08 your English accent turns me on..

    at least I think it's English

  • he was a girl :O

  • @ShortiexLaul what?!!!

  • Omfg ur gay aww and ur super HAWWT to :\ lmao ily

  • 6:10 *GLARE* hahahahahaha

  • You're too pretty to look dead.

  • L0ve u Danny....l0vw ur makeup (:

  • OMG atthe end! DANNY=HOT ZOMBIE!!!!! :D

  • -pokes nosering- OW!

  • hi im dead and i just ate your kid ! lmfao :) luv you danny

  • 6:09 favorite part

  • gay guys are better at makeup and beauty in general than any straight girl.I LOVE YOU DANNY!!!

  • you have awesome lips

  • why do you have to be gay ?

    ALL THE GOOD GUY ARE GAY!

    :@

  • >.> u make hot girl tho xD <33333333333

  • Why are all the sexy and awesome guys GAY!?!?!?

  • YOORRR SOO CUUTTEEEEEE <3 [:

  • HE WAS A GIRL!! WTF

  • Hi im dead and I just ate your kid.. lmao

  • I LUV LUV LUV YOU!!!!!! and ur sooooooo good!

  • I absaloutly love your nails!

  • Omg i would want to be best friends with you!

    Also how do you clean your brushes because i've been having trouble cleaning them to the point where i'm not completely grossed out by it. lol

    also do you know any good primer for eyes that will stay on skin oil or not?

  • u look like a girl :)

  • you are seriously adorable!

    just listening to you talk makes me giggle and makes me go awww. XD

  • u look like a tired hore who just ate some1s period XD nice ttorial :)

  • You are really pretty, for a dirty zombie whore:) This video/rant made my night!

  • Omg ur so sexy I wish u were straight and my afe

  • U must not tell so much... but this look is amazing, its the perfekt look for my friend to my new Year Party.. I lead after something like that in 14 Days now. Its perfekt! Amazing!!!

    U think i also can use this Makeup for a very very fery light skin??? Like my? Cause.. any kind of Makeup looks Orange at my skin. ... so i ask u before :)

  • U must not tell so much... but this look is amazing, its the perfekt look for my friend to my new Year Party.. I lead after something like that in 14 Days now. Its perfekt! Amazing!!!

  • nice makeup tutorial

  • but its ok because its well worth it LOL!!!

  • You look like jessica alba

  • Love the nails :)

  • this year i was a clown! last year i was a zombie. one year i was a dead zombie vampire bride thing. yaa <33! :)

  • Hepititas 17 <3

  • i love ur lips

  • ha you aren't suppose to be pretty or cute but you manage to anyway XD

  • "Cuz we're gangsta" FTW

  • wait, "when i was a girl"?

  • @ScribbleGrl6

    He cross dressed all through highschool.

  • I looooooove that guys hair its so awesome!!! and yes im a girl.

  • oh goodness you are just too adorable x)

  • "then you look really liek you have hepatitis 17 or something.." LMFAO. :')

  • haha "just do like little circles like that" :P

  • Your gorgeous.

    I love your videos. (:

  • ._. You saved my ass I have to luff chu ♥

  • Uff. You are just soooo precious.

    "I have really big grocery bags" <3

  • ima be a skulliton for this years halloween ;D

  • @felipeg1917 REALLY!? Danny's gay? I had no idea, are you friggin kidding me!? .... congratulations, you managed to win the "dumbest comment of the week" award.

  • i think he might be gay :/

  • yeah misschevous is wonderfull

  • he was a girl!!!!!!!!!!1

  • I love the commentary inbetween lol!

  • you wanna look like you just ate a deer that was like hunting a mouse or something , cause deers eat mice :L i love you, your so fucking cute. i want you to be the father of my babies. :)

  • LOL your personality is awesome

  • When he said he had really good brushes when he was a girl what did he mean girl did he have a V. And everyone knows what I mean by V lol :D loved the titorial

  • Okay pause at 8:56... ur hot from the side lol (even though your gay) Girls love their gays

  • @ILUVJDREWBIEBER so true. ;P & thanks to adam lambert, we "fag hags" have a new label which sounds much prettier: "fruit flies." <3

  • lol hepatitis 17

  • Haha Cool(: I Like Your Hair lol what color is that or did you bleach it?

  • Great job with the makeup, cutie

  • haha you're so funny:D

    I am going to be....pocahontas(:

    and my friend is gonna be waldo;D

  • hahaha " I didn't even clean my brush..... It's all good " i love you your so funny!

  • lmfao@ hepatitis 7 .

  • Aw you're freaken awesome <3

  • lmfao. you remind me of my friend cuz he has your type of personality.

  • I'm going to be a zombie whore.

    The whore part is because I want to have an excuse to be a slut ;)

    I'm excited for my shoes!!

  • I hate steak too.

    I'm a vegetarian..

    You're pretty funny. You remind me of my friend :P

  • your so cool and funny are you a girl or a boy.

  • @Mik3y1000 He is a boy. =P

  • your so cool and funny are you a girl or a boy

  • damn, bringing sexy back

  • 'and then, OW!..." lol gave me a chuckle, by the way your hella freekin gorgeous!

  • "I have really big grocery bags..." hahahah

  • ''A big human steak............i hate steak''

  • Why are you "not a girl anymore"?

  • you were a girl?

  • @marysparkles121 thats what i'm saying goshh

  • @poplamatic gosh what?

  • @marysparkles121 Like was he really a chick I can't tell!!

  • i think im in love with u!! lol jk =3  u do look cute!! u look sooo cute

  • you still look really pretty :)

  • 6:10 :D :D :D

  • you were a girl??

  • @MAXgreenLUVAH not that he was a girl , but that he dress like 1 and wore make up n such xD lol as far as i know

  • "i have really big grocery bags" hahaha

  • ahhhhhhhhhh omg the first and second pic at the end= HOLY CRAP

  • veryyyy cute Zombiee<3 (:

  • u look like jayy monroe..hotness

  • Danny.. you just came in a close 2nd place after Bill Kulitz as the prettiest guy ever.. oh, and I mean that as a compliment.. oh, and yes, I am straight.. you crack me up bro =)

    Oh, can you PLZZZ do a tutorial for the best way of applying "guyliner" or rock concert make-up? Hahaha I got a 30STM concert next month and was going to rock the guyliner and black nail polish.. so, yeah.. PLZ help.. hahaha your "bags" are not grocery bags dude.. "Hepatitis 7..." bwuhahahahahaha funny bugger =P

  • @TheArgusApocraphex omg you think Bill Kaulitz is the prettiest guy ever? O.O

  • @TokioHotelLuver0079 Hahaha.. yeah.. I guess it's strange to hear a guy say stuff like that... but yeah, I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to say Bill Kulitz is pretty =) I mean, I luuuurrrvvvvv girls.. but, for a guy.. yeah, he's pretty LOL.. plus he can sing great live.

  • @TheArgusApocraphex lol i wasnt saying that it's weird

    i'm saying it's AWESOME!

    cos i think he's pretty too! (i'm a girl by the way) but he's like sooooo beautiful. ^^

  • "i have really big grocery bags..." LMAO gosh this guy....=D

  • the things he says: "Hi I'm Dead, and I just ate your kid." LOL.

  • my lord you sound so sexy with that british accent

  • if u have a sister, i bet shes reeaallyy pretty

  • you'd make a sexy vampire :)

  • hey danny wtf do you mean by you used to be a girl ?!

  • your british accent was perfection

  • this video would have been amazing if hed edited it at all......

  • Did you sat you used to b a girl?

  • I have never seen such an amazingly hilarious tutorial. LOVE IT!

  • your last picture looks SEXY

  • very creative!

  • lmao dirty zombie whore, AWESOME!

  • "And it's cool if it falls out everywhere, cause you're going to look like a crazy zombie whore." haha! Awesome video. :)

  • "I wanna eat somebody now."

  • when u were a girl! haha..i would love to see you as a girl! i bet ur fabulous!

  • i hate steak too lol <3

  • danny i love your nails!

  • Hepatitis 7! <3

  • When he says about being a girl i think he meant he use to be a tranny and dress as a girl but he doesn't anymore. I'm not sure though but that's what i think he meant.

  • you were a girl? i never would have guessed it, i think u wuld look good either way hun =]

  • Please click on the Google Ads on Danny's Talking Video...

    It will help his career~

    Thanks guys!

    Rosemarie<3

  • you should check out xsparkage. she's really great. oh, and petrilude too. they are amazing.

  • b4 the red u didnt really look like a zombie u looked like a rockstar lol

  • " Hi, I want to eat your kids" LOLOL!

    Your awesome!!

  • "You're Gonna Look Like A DIrty Zombie Whore" Haha

  • wow... you have the most amazing eyes and i love your lips lol

  • hahah * hi i'm dead and i just eat your kid ahah lol

  • DANNY WAS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @limaca1020 he was being sarcastic,,,

  • mmmm sexy fucking zombie haha

  • Im not a gurl anymore!! WHAT! lol

  • MICHELLE PHAN! <3

  • omfg i love how your not affraid to say anything!

  • u used to be a girl???????????

  • @Tihon555 this Danny Noriega is she male

  • ur such a sexy beast luvs ya sooo much and ur sooo freaking gorgous♥

  • Did you just call them your grocery bags?

  • Hi im dead and i just ate your kid XD

  • it looked really good on you

  • I bet you were a very pretty girl :D Your a very sexy and handsome man :3 <3

  • lol. :) i love it. "hi. im dead. and i just ate your kid" :D

  • you were a girl?! you must be jk

  • 10:53 omgg thats hot

  • agree 100%

  • ahahaha;;

    i love you(:

  • is he kidding about the girl thing??