Top 5 Worst Vampire Powers: The Rotten Tomaotes Show

[IntrovertedLuddite2]

@moorg745 Golden brown tans

[IntrovertedLuddite2]

@TheNEONSociety Yeah cuz nothing hurts Dracula! He's way more powerful than the Cullen boy.

[lookielouE1705]

5 and 4 are awesome.

[sharky0922]

twilight = girly + gay

[Balian49]

Back when Ellen was hot

[kavtoM]

Isn't that guy from Nightwatch a warlock?

[akky294628]

fucking twilight i don't even know why i saw  new moon the fucking shitty movie in a theatre

[RexDogma]

phhhh, who use Ratspace anymore?

[WhatBlockYouOn]

Twilight is such a disgrace to Vampire history as matter of fact no they are not vampires I don't know what the fuck they are but not Vamps

[78996thefox]

@WhatBlockYouOn I'll tell you what they are, they are the vegan pussies of the vampire world.

[dcfefs]

swprd spine was allright, since vampire regenerate and have unpenetrable body features... it is not totally impossible

[moorg745]

So what happens if vampires put on sunscreen?

[rrekydoc]

I've been a vampire fan since I was a wee boy and I'm fine with a vampire not burning in the sunlight (like in the best vampire book, "Varney the Vampire"), but glowing?

Vampires glow in the sunlight like mermaids have vaginas. It just doesn't work.

[ensa89]

Twilight makes me wanna cry. No damn vampire sparkles in the sun! What was the autor smoking?

[mexicanmayhem88]

sparkling, while stupid, is not a power but a weakness

[RoseDragonfire]

I'm surprised they didn't have Louis from Interview with the Vampire. I honestly like him, but his only power was to whine over regrets. Lol!

These were funny though. :D

[ItsTheSecretAsian]

I kinda like the sword spine one.

[TheNEONSociety]

Thumbs up if you wanna see Christopher Lee beat the shit out of Edward Cullen.

[MrNezic]

Does he look like a Bitch? Yes, He looks like a bitch.

[DivestresCountess]

Zebulon from Night Watch isn't a vampire. He's a sorceror.

[Silentbreez1]

funny stuff

[thewirelessdrool]

from dusk till down was meant to be funny, sheesh..

[ElvenWarrior891]

Moaning and glitter, I can't decide whether that's a twilight movie or a ke$ha concert.

[SirDanOfHell]

Fuck this, she's wrong about everything but the glitter thingy in Twilight.

[Sabrewolf23]

I shine in the sunlight.

use sledgehammer " BAM"

vampire turn into a million pieces, vampire dead.

YAY ME!!!!

[TheWojtz]

bad taste in music? how can u dislike KoRn? wtf

[PrinceD4rkstR]

The soundtrack from Queen of the Damned is awesome!

[SonGoku360]

I new it had to be the glitter skin!!! seriously vampires and glitter skin? wtf?

[evrbody]

As if #1 could be ANYTHING else.

[irishdude69]

Vampires don't sparkle in the sun!!!

Vampires BURN AND TURN INTO ASH!!!!

[SPARTAN085B]

@irishdude69 THHAANNNNKKKKKK YYYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!

[ForeignGoran32]

I object to the spinal sword comment, if i had a nickel every time i needed a spinal sword...

[ScreamAimFire58]

Nu-Metal is the shit! fuck you!

[slayer82067]

queen of the damned head cool rock music better then the movie the movie was okey what the fuck does she mean nu metal blows and horrible taste in music. hay everybody has there own taste .this is poser.thanks shes all that

[cheesepuff18]

So what you're saying is... Edward is really a stripper? EVERYTHING IS EXPLAINED

[PharaohIslands]

Nu metal blows? fucking bitch needs to be taught a lesson

[atryevrlong]

so blacula is better then queen of the damned? wow rotten tomatoes is retarded

[duo317]

Spine sword sounds kind of awesome.

[XxTaylorLuvsChuxX]

Uh....half of those weren't powers, and the ones that were have been around as part of the vampire myth/culture for a LONG time. =/

[Poet2916]

wait I thought it was the voice of the lead singer in Disturbed in Queen of The Damned....?

[Poet2916]

Queen of the Damned ROCKED WTF?

[philosophermike]

Dislike for the numetal comment

[Acidburn574]

In Nightwatch (movies and books alike) Zavulon is definitely NOT a wampire. He's a grand dark mage.

[Rileyroachable]

I was a little disappointed when I saw from dusk till dawn in the line up, but I didn't realize it was worst vampire powers, not movies.

[XemnasXIIII]

The vampire off twilight is a rapist he wears glitter on his body and lures little girls in to his white van.....

[handhanh]

How dear you to give bram stokers Dracula a 82%

[jamie92rcc]

Twilight has in Bloody Sucking Fairies!

[TheREALforeverone]

Twilight "vampires" are not vampires. They are fairies .

[ellnats]

thank you for having twilight as number one uh oh my sisster heard that gotta RUN!!!!

[thearthurshow]

these are either not crappy not powers or like number one not really bad in anyway.

[Titant2]

Sparkly glittery vampire faggots... :rolleyes:

[jessyjoy93583]

.. the end was not a power its just his skin!! r u STOOPED?

[rscard119]

lol being glittery inst the power its being able to go into sunlight withought bursting into flames . thats agood power!!! .. being glittery is gay tho

[xxxMKSxxx]

now i know that her worst acting power is trying to be funny >.>

[BASABASA4747]

N 6 worst vampire power. Seducing stupid teenage girls into watching 3 movies of twilight and making them crave for 2 more.

[Eso8911]

NO vampires BURN in the sun! Damn you twilight!! Damn you to hell!

[HotShot007117]

I think we could have all guessed the number one right off the bat...I mean come on...glittering?

[OOO19415]

TAKE THAT EDWARD! JACOB'S WAY BETTER THAN U, but not by much. And that makes Twilight the WORST VAMPIRE FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME! Like this comment if u agree!

[ellnats]

i knew it thankyou for saying the worest power comes from twilight uh oh my sister heard that gotta run

[TheAsocialNetwork]

omg that mouse-monster from 'from dusk till dawn' looks like the head witch from 'the witches!

[513bam]

i remember when vampires were feared, now they're fucking carebears?

[tucs1973]

Vampires don't glow in the sunlight.

D'you know who glows in the sunlight?

Fairies, that's who!

[mljedi]

@tucs1973 AMEN TO THAT ONE

[ulkord]

@tucs1973 fairies are very friendly

[randomaster101]

@tucs1973 That's EXACTLY what I thought!! LOL XD



[toomanymutants]

@tucs1973 did you get that from my comment about Edward Cullen (Doesn't kill, moves quicklyl, sparkles)? if you didn't, you're an absolute genius for agreeing with my ideas and if you did, It's spreading! Thank you! XD

[tucs1973]

@toomanymutants

Watchu talkin' about, Willis?

[toomanymutants]

@tucs1973 lol a while ago, I left a comment that said that he sparkles, doesn't kill and moves quickly, so that makes him a fairy, not a vampire. Just wanted to know if you saw it. :P

[tucs1973]

@toomanymutants

No, sorry. I didn't know about your existence until about 2 days ago.

[toomanymutants]

@tucs1973 lol ok. I didn't know about yours either.

[Jaconator23]

Best vampire power is from Alucard from hellsing ultimate. it may be an anime but it's a hell a lot cooler powers

[InterRage]

@Jaconator23 That's funny, that anime has cooler powers than these ones shown in the video? does that mean they suck even worse?

[balrog13571]

As stupid as the whole Twilight sparkling thing is at the very least it's true to the story. Bram Stoker's Dracula however changed the whole point and theme of it. It was okay in some places, but a joke in others. Plus it's not like Twilight was the only bad vampire movie ever. There are good ones, but also ones that are just as bad if not worse than Twilight. The main problem is there's no reason he sparkles. When Nosferatu established the burning up thing it at least ha a reason.

[oneblood7411]

Wow this bitch just took the taco. Nu-Metal might can be considered sub-par if you got to critque it, but it doesn't blow. Man she's not fucking pain.

[LuKasAV6]

1:51 Work it, girl!

[LadySilmarwenAlcarin]

Okay, the Twilight part I totally agree with being #1, but why did you have to bash Bram Stoker's Dracula and Lestat from Queen of the Damned? I mean, Dracula already lost the woman he loved because she killed herself and now she married another man in a reincarnation, how do you expect him to react? And Lestat is HOT, and so is his music, it's not his fault it ended up being the flame to Akasha's moth. So go ahead and bash Twilight, but please leave Dracula and Lestat alone, cuz that's not fair

[gooddarkjedi]

splash is more usefull then vampire sparkling.

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

@bobmarleyisgod1 K. *thumbs up*

[BrimstoneLandscapes]

@bobmarleyisgod1 If by 80's you're talking about glam, then no.

[disneygirly22]

don't get me wrong I love Twilight, but i have to admit, thats pretty fucking stupid lol

[KungKeno21]

"Twilight" being number 1 on this list... Why am I not surprised?

[RedWolf3487]

#1 should have been "Being in Movies."

[anty123123]

i hate her

[listersays]

I want a sword spine!

[evacookie913]

there's a naruto character that has the ability to use his bones as guns. it's plagiarism (did I write it well?)!!!

[amrandom7145]

"If a stripper could replicate your super power with a trip to bath and body works...it's not super, it's tacky." HAHA

[quihgon]

YOU CANT STOP THE METAL!!!

[TheKatDeLeon]

that hurts real deep. new metal does not blow and queen of the damed was an awesome film. Atleast the vampires didnt sparkle and the human didnt stutter!

[ebeaver15]

@TheKatDeLeon

It's "nu-metal" and it blows

[lachide]

Did this lady really just dis KORN?

[maxman2324]

Fuck Twilight!

[ladyYeniel]

I've gotta see Blacula!

[VampireKnight1999]

Queen of the Damned is the sickest, most bad ass movie ever!!!! Leave Lestat's music alone!

[Blekkian]

Nightwatch: That wasn't a vampire , Queen of the Damn: music isn't a power is a way of expression, 

[KaidaHoshikoXP]

#1 DEFINITELY TRUE!!!!!!! >__> I wonder if they sneeze, does glitter come out??

[tkivoband]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Emo dracula breakup guy was hilarious! Glitters too!

[StarbucksCupOfCola]

Sorry, but in Nightwatch they're not really vamps. There are just 2 vampires in the movie, and Zavulon (the white-haired guy with the swordspine) isn't. I know cause I read the books, he's more like a very powerful dark magician or something.

[soundwaveman100]

then: viciously sucks the blood from the victims neck

now: edward drinks bellas tampon blood

.....what the fuck went wrong?

[iMaDeMoN2012]

Queen of the Damned ...Muse would be so much better or Jim Morrison if was back then.

[Kurtis667]

writing a vampire novel here (with real fucking vamps, not those cheesy unreal shit ones in twilight) and now i know what not to put in my novel!!!

(wasnt really planning on putting any of these anyways.....)

[LittleGoth93]

how dare you? it`s korn! it`s one of the best bands ever! and lestat! queen of the damned?! the best vampires movie ever ?!

[Tonetone2121]

@LittleGoth93 I always dug Korn, but they could of picked a better song. I mean I know it fits the movie and all that shit, but "Got The Life" would of been way better for that scene, in my opinion

[boricuaguy23]

oh LOL... now Im absolutley sure I would never see any of Twilight "movies"

how stupid!!! seriously ..glitter??? who does he thinks he is... Ke$ha? xD

[arseny]

uh...Zavulon from the Nightwatch series is not a vampire. He's an evil wizard. Just sayin. I mean it can't be a vampire power if the guy does it despite not being a vampire right?

[TheTotalRandomness]

Lawl, when do vampires turn into weird dogs?

Man i am so behind the times right now, I thought that was Werewolves who did that.

[cha5]

@TheTotalRandomness Uh Dracula could turn into both a wolf and a bat in the original Stoker novel.

[Mazmorrero2]

Another awful vampire power: Having the voice of Jonathan Davis. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of KoRn, but I hate to listen Jonathan's voice on someone else.

[PhreakStep]

Blade needs to visit the twilight.

[dragonessflight]

@PhreakStep Watch HISHE the Twilight version and you'll get your wish . . . . to some digree

[S1cil]

well...actually in Night Watch that was not a vampire... Zavulon was a mage... but the movie still sucks...

[thevampirefrog06]

If he tears his spine out to use as a sword, how can he lift his arms to use it?

[gazeintodabyss]

Just wanna point out that "Spine sword" wasn't a vampire power. Just because you were a Dark Other did not automatically make you a vampire, and the guy with the so called "spine sword" was not a vampire, just the leader of the Dark Others.

[finalremix]

@gazeintodabyss Thank you. Exactly what I was going to write. Besides, that 'move' was exactly how it all had to play out, otherwise his plan wouldn't have come to fruition.

[thefuturisticprep]

But Lestat is awesome...

[thefuturisticprep]

LMAO! But Dracula is worth it.

[TheTrailerCREAT0R]

#3 was awful power LOL

[SickIntentions]

But the music was awesome!?

[hrjert1]

@SickIntentions Johnathon Davis or (KORN)

[SickIntentions]

@hrjert1 Korn IS jonathan Davis. I love his voice.

[bizzyslaughter]

That vampire transformed into a chupacabra, thats an awesome power!!

[hackslash197]

If I ever sparkle in the sunlight, then I hope that someone WILL stake me lol

[Big12189]

1:00-1:09 Aw. Poor Dracula :(

[ivanlagrossemoule]

So women really do love shiny things.

[nemaholic]

queen of the damned soundtrack is bad? bitch fuck you D:

[Goannadria]

Wait... So vampires actually DO sparkle in Twilight? Thank the GODS I've never seen it! My goodness, what a way to spit on all vampires, past and present.

[TheTasmanianTigress]

Um, excuse me but that Spine Sword totally looks kickass, just saying >.>

[wintersnoob]

@TheTasmanianTigress ahaha indeed....

[pinkluchiakaito]

Lol, body glittering! That would be the thing to make me break up with Edward!

[vhamp]

Emoness? is that really a word? Or a ness for that matter?

[CharlieDwarf]

I guess, they used the essence body glitter make up for amateurs in twilight. i mean, robert pattinson deservs nothing else.. whatever, he is NOT sexy and kristen steward is booooooring:@

[izayoi2006]

Cry emo Dracula, cry! But really, how can that vampire stand without his spine?

[wintersnoob]

@izayoi2006 regeneration powers...and ofc because he's gay..

[baronsengir187]

wtf? O.o the only thing good about queen of the damned is the soundtrack

[MsScarypoptart]

yeah maddiox3 i love it to and i love Queen of the Damned!

[Maddiox3]

NuMetal Is Fuckin Sweet!!! Dumbass!!!

[metal9535]

@Maddiox3 new wave of british metal, all ive got to say

[Silv3rm00nl1ght]

I didn't agree with the Lestat one because everyone has different opinions on music, and I loved the music. I love the old vampire movies like From Dusk Til Dawn. Yeah, it was kind of weird with the transformation, but I still liked it. D:

[wintersnoob]

@Silv3rm00nl1ght ye indeed although the music wasnt really him singing that song in the concert was kick-ass...

[animejoao]

zabulon its not a vampire people he is a mage. goddammit put your act together.

[inuyasha969]

blackula was the shit

[patu8010]

I never saw those Twilight movies and always thought it was the funny haircut that made everyone hate it. Everything makes perfect sense now.

[TheSakuraRose]

I saw #1 coming from a mile away. NOBODY likes Edward's sparkly sparkleness.... God, Twilight is making me into an angry person, and usually, I'm pretty passive.

But....waaaaaaaiiiiiit? Purple tears? Really? The greatest literary figure of all time going mopey? meh...Oh, and the spine sword is pretty cool. Just putting that out there.

[daleklegos]

you know what that girl in twilight thought we she met that gittery vampire was this,

"OMG you look like diamonds you must be rich!... i mean your beutiful." hah twilights Fake and Gay

[DareToDream3]

totally called number one lmao!

[avirazzy]

haha i completely agree with the number one choice

[loksamastena]

cuz ones you go blacula you can't go backula:D

That just made my day:D

[Fluffer4Fun]

what about the controlling cows thing from that one disney movie

[ThatDanishChick]

@Fluffer4Fun Dude... controlling cows would be badass :D Can you say FREE BEEF TACOS FOREVER?!

[HPtookovermylife]

Voldemort made Cedric glitter :( Damn you Voldie for making him a loser

[jake2229510]

That just made my day, 49% twilight :D with close competition, blacula...

[SOTASFINEST65]

those twilight movies are the gayest piece of shit the world has ever seen

[BloodskullMannoroth]

She's so right. Nu Metal is terrible.

[mariosonic1996]

And then Buffy slayed Edward. The end.

[UWnic6090]

@mariosonic1996 Ha! Ha! A funny prospect, but something tells me Buffy would be sympathetic to a vampire who loves a teenage girl (whether or not boy tries to KILL girl for an entire season, as her own history demonstrates)...in fact, I imagine her entrance on the scene might just expand the triangle to a "love-square." Sorry to disappoint...

[112leo]

@mariosonic1996 or Mick St. John

[gorguzzcat]

@mariosonic1996 i've got a t-shirt with that on it :P

[benman540]

they should make a movie where the guy from blade kills the twilite vampires

[AndrewMarron]

Okay time to go burn my eyes out... I saw the fag's chest sparkle.... :/

[LANO7070]

Its a good list but the one fron Mightwatch...aka sword spine...the guy that happens too is technically a demon...but it don't matter coz sparkling vampires are still worse. lol

[dechha1981]

Even women think Sparkley Vampires are lame.

I find that to be awesome for some reason.

[Sznaps666]

Zavulon from "night watch" wasn't actually a vampire :)

dood, this podcust sucks!!!! me be trollin' your ass off!!!

[tachangel]

YEEEESSS!! "interview with the vampire" is not here!! thats because its a great vampire movie!! Anne Rice doesnt waste time in shit! like Meyer!

n Brad Pitt as a vampire is sexy! gorgeous!

the persoanality n the way to see life of each character is perfect!! so..the only vampire movie is "Interview with the vampire"!! x)>

hahaha n Blacula is just high school musical but adding Zac effron with a layer! hahaaha =P

[tachangel]

and the number one!!! twifuck!!! ehmmm i mean...twilight!! x)> is just bullshit!! Robert Fuckinson is not sexy!! eewww! Meyer is just loosin the time with that love comedy!! its a way to sell sex to teenager girls or boys... sellin a virginity forever n ever!! the plot since twilight was: Bella wanna make dirty things with Edward but she cant" n that would be till the end of the fuckin saga!! DAMN IT!! is dat a real vampire movie? hahahaa noo!

x)>

[tachangel]

yea!!! this VAMPIRE POWERS SUCKS!! starting from Robert Fuckinson!! a fuckin love triangle!! eeewww!!! it seems a mexican soap opera!! a real vampire movie has mistery not love!!

Dracula from "Van helsing" just crap!

"from dusk till dawn" shit! how a vampire can be a deformed rat? haha

"Night Watch" is night crap! hahaah spinal column like a weapon? haah im terrified! haha

"Bram stoker's dracula" is a damn girl cryin!! bullshit!

"Queen of the damned" not bad, but is rare a vampire siging!

[Jsakurafan]

yes i hate twilight its awefull

[Luezur]

I've never watched Twilight (or read it) so I've never seen the part where he twinkles in the sun...that is just lame and that chick in the movie needs some acting lessons.

[happybunnyntx]

@Luezur and an inhaler or oxygen tank she breathes heavily through the entire thing -_- you aren't missing anything

[isabella8885]

BEING GLITTERY IS NOT A POWER HOW STUPID..... 

[5G5SF5]

Zavulon from Night Watch is not a vampire. He's a mage.

[zeroxox2]

@5G5SF5 *cough* nerd *cough* cough*

[5G5SF5]

@zeroxox2 You should get that cough checked out.

It might be something serious. :P

[zeroxox2]

@5G5SF5 okay ill make sure of that

[apo301]

ahah emo dracula

[shadowboxer89]

totally agree with number 1 Twilight is fuckin shit. worst franchise ever!!

[lovefordante]

hey #2 was an awesome power. and besides if the chick read the book he used lyrics that had to do with the vampire world so he can find Louis and all other of his vampire comrades. On a side note YAY FOR TWILIGHT VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

[KidOnTheNet]

haha

emoness and body glitter are super powers