Knives vs Cops vs Keyboard Cat

[SterlingSGFE]

Whos just kidding with a knife?

[BoBtheparrot7]

NEVER TRUST AN ASIAN WITH JEANS AND A MACHETE.

[Pwnzor729]

Does anyone know the name of the original video? Can't seem to find it anywhere.

[mjoleirosa]

WTF

[bonkaideadeye]

FAKKK YEWWWW!!! WHOHHHH EHH, IZZ JUSS KIDDIN hahaahah

[bonkaideadeye]

FAKKK YEWWWW!!! WHOHHHH EHH, IZZ JUSS KIDDIN hahaaha

[EricToTheScionti]

Fucking bitch cop at the end using Second Chance/Last Stand perk

[MattRooney06]

"Drop the Knife"

"fuck You"

"Drop the knife" (gets out stick)

"Oh fuck i'm so sorry, don't hit me!"

[Mexicanorockero]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FFUCKING DUMB HHAHAHAHA DUDE THIS VIDEO MADE MY DAY HAHAHA THANK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[bamapagedesign]

He stabbed the bitch in the cheek!!!

[JeremyPassarelli]

Where did you get the cops video from??

[leasylala]

I love this!

[cagemander]

repeat 1:20 lol

[Mexicanorockero]

@cagemander hahahaha i know dude!!!! hahaha this was the part that made me LMFAO hahaha

[Adrinz]

1:16 i couldnt lol  more than in that part

[purpovich]

1:06 looks like some 1 from css thats kniving xD

[batmansbrother1]

wait what

[sinr1one]

I'll never understand white people.

[Velazquez283]

Damn Yoopers.

[hehdancecowdance]

Canananada eh?

[Sk8rkid238]

g code

[CrimsonDrift16]

00:58.. so random ..ROFL ..

[brie3102]

I always answer my door with my sword in hand just incase its the coppas

[coifgx]

best bit 1:23 LOL

[CanineFaeces]

The actors deserve an oscar.

[MrAlmaco]

Stay outta my personal space, invaders...

Is puss available for kids parties?

He is really wonderful.

One of God's better people.

[nattylightinacan]

I luv how the Homeless guy says"get out of my house"

[icyblues]

0:34 is the best.

[Blazian4life]

"Drop the knife!"

FUCK YOU

[Milanao]

just epic

[eruption257]

Jesus Christ, that first guy is so Canadian I think he bleeds maple syrup.

[ThetaSigma10OE]

what the shit?

[Lythari12]

Things people post on youtube, I've been confused...

[jjvictor66]

ROFLMAO

[Aerophyrestorm]

You brought a knife to a GUNFIGHT?!

[Kahunaclips]

No. You brought a gun to a KNIFEFIGHT

[PenguinPokerPlatinum]

What.

[TatersChoice]

lolwut

[artvandelay13]

Yup, all us Canehdians have a boncha swords and knives, eh...

[smallells]

I dunno, I think 'Transcribed Audio' wins

Doctor and off!

[ISeeTallPeople]

@smallells Comment get it!

[artvandelay13]

@smallells While the night what fueled!!

lol and when the music plays it says "well yeah number oh on from book it would now"

[ScorpSt]

I love how the first guy is scared off by a police baton, but the other guys just keep waiving their blades around even when they have a gun pointed at them

[Towerofhell]

What the hell did I just watch?????

[Dihgal]

I am a Canadafag, and this video is crazy. Policehax now.

[Sevecon]

the hell?

[DrDarkheart]

You can tell they're all Candian because of most of the accents.

[killerhat121]

those silly Canadians and they're face stabbing ways.

[sorrowabused13]

Who'd stab somebody like that? 0:50

[Kingofhearts09]

Canada, don'cha know eh.

[tobar1p]

Hey, lay off, eh? =P

[FatherTime09]

.....what?

[Fissionftw]

What.

[countblah31]

Faaaack yoooou

[Serge]

lol, I had to watch that one again. I love at 1:16 when keyboard cat starts playing the ominous music.

[gwilly54]

LOL this was a good one.

[glockzup]

what he's telling you is....don't invade my space,or i'll attack you

[irishdragon9]

don't think the vice mayors or I want to thank you

[DANIELH23]

LMFAO 0:58

[FunkhouserMemorial]

Medieval swords, Swiss Army knives and bats?

Was there a nationwide gun ban in Amerika?

[whoandtheha]

@FunkhouserMemorial

Never. And don't you even suggest that.

[dweebcentric]

no, we americans just ran out of bullets from all the leisurely shooting we do after work. you should've seen the idiots who said ropes were the next logical choice for weapons!

[turtleman196]

The reason they have all these things on them, it's because A) America would never make anything this stupid, this is obviously Canadian, also it is spelled America, not "Amerika"

[frogboy8]

is this in Wisconsin?

[evildivision]

the first guy must be one of the dumbest pricks ever, threatening a cop with a knife by standing 15 feet away from him will work for sure...

[BoomZzzZ]

Just  kidding?...He had me for a moment,that northern irish/asian/scottish guy.PHEW

[douggyfrreshh]

what the FUCK do you want?

[turnbulljs]

And then I would post a video of that video, but at the end keyboard cat plays you off.

[AsifIcarebear3]

Did invisible enemy die at 1:05?

[tehkittehs]

"Fuck yew" and the asian charging towards the cop are the funniest parts.

[drgrit]

LMAO

[NaziJuice]

Pretty good

[nanaispineapple]

did hobo died?

[twistedtomsky]

"This represents imminent danger for sure...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[guitar4life33]

Hollywood's finest right thar ;)

[DarthGaras]

Shouldn't the black guy have the knife and the white cat be the cop?

[hubbabubba55555]

did door died?

[eldo500]

Holy crap, that rules.

[mourningstar86]

well done sir! best play off so far.

[blackhorror12]

that's the most funniest keybaordcat i've ever seen !

bavo !

*clapidi clap*

[KarinMikazuki]

"fuck yooou" lol

[TooCrooked]

rotmfflmmfao

[m15a1nv]

i like how that guy says fuck you

[DEXtr1p]

Keyboard Cat showed incredible restraint by not playing during the first stabbing scene. bravo!

[yosimotsu]

lmao

[captainplanetwins]

cheek stab nice

[rolledoatz]

Did cat died the police?

[AirwarriorX2]

LOL i seen key board cat pop up

[Roan1414]

Best part was when somebody was running down the road like the middle ages ROLF!!!

[BigEdDunkel]

I love that keyboard cat. What an artist.

[NodDisciple1]

Someone give me a link to the actual video plz!  X'-(

[rebelgamer]

Youtube is no fun, why did they have to delete everythingisterrible's account?!?!

[Austinku25]

Haha, I can defidently tell this is Canadien

[shakespearesdead]

where can i get the whole real video? is it a training video? it's so horrible lol

[AK50324]

I'm so confused.

[astanhope]

Nice Canadian accent on the Swiss Army Knife guy.

[iansquared3]

who the fuck stabs someone with an actual sword? i wanna see this whole movie

[monuke]

thsi is pretty much all of it actually. i think it's an 80's police safety video

[CBright7831]

What I'm telling you is - dont invade my space...or I'll attack you.

[megatop412]

bitch got stabbed in the eye

[S14zenki]

did the sword died?

[rupertsfromhell]

did the bullet died?

[ilandman11]

lol "what hes telling you is dont invade my space or il attack you" lol best part

[ZooTycoon223]

did pickup truck died?

[Evergreen87]

They sound like stereotypical Canadians.. lol

[MoonmonkeyMoron]

Classy lmao very classy indeed

[demoman87]

the guy with the swiss army knife reminds me of Harland Williams for some reason

[livingroomvids71]

i love when he stabs the guy in the face LOL

[7b]

Keyboard Cat displayed incredible restraint by not starting to play during that very first stabbing. Bravo!

[jimmyrhadley]

i love you

[jordan13o]

what the cop who got stabbed with the swords thoughts "ah shit, my day just got a lot worse". poor cop XD

[Carvello]

Did he died?

[EFFFINGJOSH]

wtf? lol...

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Is the a real problem for local police authorities, people opening their door and stabbing them with swords? What do we live in the Middle Ages?

[EFFFINGJOSH]

rofl

[suicidineer]

Absolutely, in Chicago some folk use flails and battle-axes too.

[ViacomSS]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!?

[carsonhorne]

I love the hobo with the razor and the cop has a gun yet he is still all "STOP IT! NOOOOO!"

[gigantor21]

LOL was that guy just waiting to stab someone with the sword all morning? XD

Also, I loved the guy with the machete."This represents imminent danger for sure..."

[Vyse500]

"Get out of my.......house" lol

[yesthisisgod]

nice moves yollow man

[robertfyke]

Like the saying goes:

Mess with the cat.

Get the keyboard play off.

[svenneson87]

Keyboardcat comes in in just the right time and saves the day! :)

[burnaamij]

Fock yoo 0:35

[KekOffensive]

"this represents imminent danger, for sure"

[raul7733]

man this funny ill make u pissed ur pants

[speier]

LOL SWISS ARMY KNIFE

[nickha0]

Keyboard Cat always wins. ALWAYS

[zombiewarfare]

So real, so true.

[zombiewarfare]

sumpfin withyerfoto

[sherpa141]

Your perfect transcription of the dialogue made me laugh a lot.

[diddypopdiddy]

genius

[BrotherToDragons]

Mexican running at you with a machete

"this represents imminent danger"

NO SHIT!!!

[Wuffles]

Best keyboard cat video video out there.

[Frooglar]

SO HE BORROWED CLAYMORE SWORD

[Vyse500]

I just finished watching the series 2 wks ago so I can thoroughly appreciate the comment.

[GomerDose]

Damn Canadians with their muscle pants and Corvettes

[EvAdProductions]

Best thing I've read today.

[Shayan52]

the bum in the yellow jacket lmao

[ZorgDK]

wtf was that? :D

[pnayintegragyrl]

LOL!!!!!!! gotta love canadians and their sharp pokey things, ay?

[w3bsl1ngr]

Keyboard Cat wins. FATALITY

[rzombie22]

damn canadians and their swords

[ThePercussionist]

very well done keyboard cat

[gobucs92]

"What hes telling you is, dont invade my space, or i'll attack you" no shit sherlock

[laurenr024]

did he dead?

[RebootRebooted]

Epic Fail.

[laurenr024]

did you dead?

[fathertime000]

did they die?

[RebootRebooted]

Fail.

[Kienzle16]

a cat? WTF?

[Chick6517]

yea iv noticed that too i would have never noticed except for the jeans.

[OhNoItsGojira]

The bum with the razor !!!

[Silverbane78]

awful acting... plus why the hell did that guy have a sword, is he the highlander or something?

[PabstBlueRamsey]

uh ...thats how "info videos" really we're in the 70's/early 80's...I bet the clips are from actual police training video's in the early 80's on how to handle knives ...excerpts from an hour long presentation (with the katana guy in there for comic relief) if it isn't actual old police instructional training vid ...it's the best acting I ever seen!

[someonerules]

PabstBlueRamsey, what katana are you talking about...? There was a regular sword and a machete, but no katana...

[TyphlosionROX96]

CTW

[blacky777]

RUNNING MACHETE MAN!

WTF!?

[multiplemuppet]

haha wtf?!?!

[BradOFarrell]

awesome

[ilikeswordz]

I love it.

[ibriggs]

this is awesome.

[whatevermj]

cafepress keyboardcat

[snappa931]

Definately the best keyboard cat I've seen. Love the dramatic cut to the cat before the cop gets stabbed in the face.

[Loudeguy]

I like the guy with the razor. hahaha

[dedrawilliams]

lol "what the fuck do you want"

[trumannhigh20]

i hate cops their the ones that gave me my dwi when i wasnt even drinking some of those soberity tests they give u a sober person cant even pass

[UnitedNutmeg]

Well, considering you can't spell or punctuate a simple sentence, I'd imagine you'd have a hard time standing on one foot or saying "your abc's" as well.