The bit on murderdoc is just pure comedy gold Deek. Fucking A class quality material. "...unless of course it was the only news, the only television, the only paper you could buy...whooooah I just had ....". We are just giving the people what we told them that they want is the true version of "we are just meeting the demands of the marketplace". People wants to know if celebrity vaginas look the same as regular vaginas. It appears to be the case so no our own news focus on who has the biggest
@manonapedistal cock. No I am not over expressing our state of affairs. Our press has taken a keen interest in a competition in some softcore/car/weapon articles magazine. The biggest willy in Denmark is confirmed to be an astounding 26Cm long and thick like a males wrist. The rest of us got assured that in general "it looked good" and we can now relax knowing that our penises are in in the top 15% of world sizes! If I had not known this, I would keep pondering about this important question
@manonapedistal It would have kept me awake at night, like I know it kept many a bloke up at night if our boarder breaking, upfront journalists had not taken the time to answer this important question. I am not kidding. I had to check the fucking date but April was well past. Not the colored press, not "crazy crazy world" or a porn site but our main stream press and most popular news papers.
this was originally about death penalties, but i just realized it's about war now, too: "why do people kill people who kill other people to show that killing people is wrong?"
according to the Bikini Atoll documentary, over 360 nuclear detonations occurred on the land, in the water, underground and in the sky, all between 1943 and 1960....
we're so fkd. is was fkd even bore i was born!:^D
"it's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine"
@ChainReaction666 we don't tune into the FKN news just to listen to someone's anxious bead-twiddling religious beliefs....we tune in coz the guy has wit and takes the piss out of the tiny minded piss taking liars that run our country!
Could it be you need a few more read-throughs of my post?..
PS: Liars dominate the people mainly because people are far too quick to shoot their mouth off without having an understanding of what they're talking about. In other words people prefer to behave primitive, rather than properly figuring out what they are doing (or to whom, what they are replying...).
Hey Deek! Gotta Love the irony - your shit playing out on Murdoch's stage! FKN 'em from the inside out, LOL! ...but don't worry I'm sure no-one will pay the slightest bit of notice. Party on dude...
9:58 .. DIDN'T WE USE TO EXPLODE A-BOMBS ALL OVER EARTH ?
-- Yep, the U.$-of-Amnesia did ... commit more than half, AND (most of) the dirtiest ones, of all the ~2055 nuclear explosions ( see watch?v=856fWEltiXo ) perpetrated on Earth, AND is in the habit of contaminating the planet with it's Uranium-Weapons (using DU and also *enriched* U), see watch?v=aZQZcRG1I9U
..more than 500 Mt(TNT-equiv.), about 1/2 by fission ... (and a lot more than 1/2 of the fission by USA) -- is a plausible estimate.
How does the pope keep the neighbor’s kids off his lawn? Fucks one of them. What did one pederast priest to say to the other? “You got 2 fives for a ten?” Why does the Vatican love photos of crawling babies? They’re already in the right position. What do priests and Campbell’s Soup have in common? They both come in small cans. What’s the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
Jct: I must admit I enjoy your videos but the blaring noise in the background impelled me to stop viewing when it got too aggravating to this oldster's nerves.
You forgot to add the 100's of nukes the French set off in the pacific until the 80's.
What about the yanks setting off some on bikini atoll near some native island. They waited till the wind changed to set them off. To see what will happen to humans. Just for a experiment so its OK. The natives all have 3 toes now and severe brain problems.
The bit on murderdoc is just pure comedy gold Deek. Fucking A class quality material. "...unless of course it was the only news, the only television, the only paper you could buy...whooooah I just had ....". We are just giving the people what we told them that they want is the true version of "we are just meeting the demands of the marketplace". People wants to know if celebrity vaginas look the same as regular vaginas. It appears to be the case so no our own news focus on who has the biggest
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@manonapedistal cock. No I am not over expressing our state of affairs. Our press has taken a keen interest in a competition in some softcore/car/weapon articles magazine. The biggest willy in Denmark is confirmed to be an astounding 26Cm long and thick like a males wrist. The rest of us got assured that in general "it looked good" and we can now relax knowing that our penises are in in the top 15% of world sizes! If I had not known this, I would keep pondering about this important question
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@manonapedistal It would have kept me awake at night, like I know it kept many a bloke up at night if our boarder breaking, upfront journalists had not taken the time to answer this important question. I am not kidding. I had to check the fucking date but April was well past. Not the colored press, not "crazy crazy world" or a porn site but our main stream press and most popular news papers.
...
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wrong about the ratiation
doingitnowoncemore 1 month ago in playlist More videos from fknnewz
Aint that old bitch from naked gun movie lol
Apocalipsy2025 1 month ago
this was originally about death penalties, but i just realized it's about war now, too: "why do people kill people who kill other people to show that killing people is wrong?"
according to the Bikini Atoll documentary, over 360 nuclear detonations occurred on the land, in the water, underground and in the sky, all between 1943 and 1960....
we're so fkd. is was fkd even bore i was born!:^D
"it's the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fine"
teasnax 1 month ago
The FKN Newz is not one of the last resources for honest journalism,
there is a God in a heaven,
religious people aren't delusional fools in need of help and
today is not opposite day...
ChainReaction666 1 month ago
@ChainReaction666 we don't tune into the FKN news just to listen to someone's anxious bead-twiddling religious beliefs....we tune in coz the guy has wit and takes the piss out of the tiny minded piss taking liars that run our country!
sweetbeat7 1 month ago
@sweetbeat7 Yeah, so do I... What's your point?..
Could it be you need a few more read-throughs of my post?..
PS: Liars dominate the people mainly because people are far too quick to shoot their mouth off without having an understanding of what they're talking about. In other words people prefer to behave primitive, rather than properly figuring out what they are doing (or to whom, what they are replying...).
ChainReaction666 1 month ago
Hey Deek! Gotta Love the irony - your shit playing out on Murdoch's stage! FKN 'em from the inside out, LOL! ...but don't worry I'm sure no-one will pay the slightest bit of notice. Party on dude...
DrBASTARD8 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
9:58 .. DIDN'T WE USE TO EXPLODE A-BOMBS ALL OVER EARTH ?
-- Yep, the U.$-of-Amnesia did ... commit more than half, AND (most of) the dirtiest ones, of all the ~2055 nuclear explosions ( see watch?v=856fWEltiXo ) perpetrated on Earth, AND is in the habit of contaminating the planet with it's Uranium-Weapons (using DU and also *enriched* U), see watch?v=aZQZcRG1I9U
..more than 500 Mt(TNT-equiv.), about 1/2 by fission ... (and a lot more than 1/2 of the fission by USA) -- is a plausible estimate.
Tibet2138 1 month ago
classic deek. *****
thepunkpilot 1 month ago
How does the pope keep the neighbor’s kids off his lawn? Fucks one of them. What did one pederast priest to say to the other? “You got 2 fives for a ten?” Why does the Vatican love photos of crawling babies? They’re already in the right position. What do priests and Campbell’s Soup have in common? They both come in small cans. What’s the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
freddietz96 1 month ago 2
the pope is fucking infawlable.....wtf he has the Michael J Fox shakes and shits his self......but he's right....omg
DonnyDeezNuts86 1 month ago
Pet-ray-us is an asshole, personal experience
DonnyDeezNuts86 1 month ago
Libya was doing fine and the only mistake they made was to try selling Oil in Euros
MrROTD 1 month ago
Long live Deek.
MrDorkusMaximus 1 month ago
Jct: I must admit I enjoy your videos but the blaring noise in the background impelled me to stop viewing when it got too aggravating to this oldster's nerves.
kingofthepaupers 1 month ago
Deek, where do you get your news? most of this isn't reported in the news where I live and I must find everything online. Any good you use?
MilanBanditos 1 month ago
that 'zig-heil' (sth like that) line was gorgeous :D Go Deek!
deiminasu 1 month ago
putting that swastika on the brits flag is an insult!... for germans
happosai27 1 month ago
On ye go Deek ;-D
Im going to tune in on friday night
scottishbadboytracks 1 month ago
sad but true .. and funny in the same time @.@
ThunderofBabylon 1 month ago
GUY THIS FUCK AMAZING NEWS
history797 1 month ago
fuck me sideways and call me a railroad tie...
... your FKN newz hertz =)
waterspindle 1 month ago
no lie zone - the grain of sand-sized no lie zone.. take it with a grain of sand
gr8vibes2 1 month ago
Watching these highlights shows me... we really are "FK-edN News-ed"
5* highlights or is it 2011 "low lights"...it's Fk-ed Up Beyond All Recognition
--Van
van1976 1 month ago
I have ur wit but not ur confidence, care to use my material?
maokly1 1 month ago
You forgot to add the 100's of nukes the French set off in the pacific until the 80's.
What about the yanks setting off some on bikini atoll near some native island. They waited till the wind changed to set them off. To see what will happen to humans. Just for a experiment so its OK. The natives all have 3 toes now and severe brain problems.
TheOioink 1 month ago
This is FKN Great.
Deek the Freak to Peek your interest.
Seek the Meek and Tweek their incest....no, that's not right.
What rhymes with Interest.
Oh well it's the FKNNEWZ, Who gives a shit.
americanbandwidth 1 month ago
The title made me lol for a long, long time.
VipericVampire 1 month ago