Daniel Tosh Kicks Out Drunks

[joshuaoha]

I keep trying to like it, but I find stand up comedians who insult, make fun of and pick fights with audience members to be really fucking pathetic.

[Whodisdeya]

staged

[IulovemeI]

NOW THIS is a man who loves himself

[bigbulkydroidx]

tosh ftw

[Mcgrath1357]

who the fuck is this retard hes not funny at all

[651ViseVersa]

He's a knock off of RWJ

[202MegaHomer202]

@651ViseVersa k.

[ScottyBoy843]

@651ViseVersa RWJ came after him moron

[651ViseVersa]

@ScottyBoy843 Tosh.0 has premiered on Comedy Central on June 4, 2009.

RWJ was doing forum since 07. Get your facts straight you dumbass piece of fucking shit. now you made yourself look like a complete dumbass when everyone comes to see this video

[ScottyBoy843]

@651ViseVersa You made yourself look like an idiot. Ray's show came out in early 2009, so obviously you are the dumbass. Either way neither of them are funny

[chris1639]

trust me im not the only 1 thats dosnt like tosh, i dnt think hes a good comedian at all. he is successful because he finds halarious vids off the internet whoopty doo

[PACKyourSHITfolks420]

@chris1639 If you don't like him, it's absurd for you to watch a video of him on youtube and say that you don't like him over and over again.

[chris1639]

yo look how offended everybody got by a simple comment lol u guyz really have no life n i wouldnt doubt if tosh dropped his pants u all would be quick to start sucking dick...fagits.. i dnt even kno how i ended up a this pointless shit video

[MJepsky502]

@chris1639 Your only angry because your one of the guys that got kicked out......Maybe you just should have given the other guy the last sip and made your lives a lot easier

[zedunit]

@chris as this is my video I think I should help you out a bit, here are some spelling corrections for you.

trys=tries

fuking=fucking

ppl=people

hes=he's

fuking=fucking (again)

Also he has more money than you ever will and is currently banging a latino supermodel, so who's the retard now?

[MarkDreadShootsToIll]

@zedunit Since it's your video I thought I'd try to help you improve your integrity.

Latina

.....

that is all.

[AlitRama]

@zedunit

Do you mean Latina? Or did Daniel Tosh come out recently?

[yakuza941]

@zedunit Tosh is gay, though. He is with another male comedian. I don't remember if he came out of the closet or not.

[WeirdTesseract]

@zedunit I will correct you here. Unless he is banging a man, it would be Latina. Latina(female) Latino(male). Thanks :)

[VerneCunningham]

@zedunit latino supermodel = latina supermodel. but yeah, that guy is a douche.

[smatchmo1]

Let me have the fucking last sip classic

[themasterofallall]

To all u haters he takes videos off of YouTube and makes them more popular so stop hatin and he makes them funny as shit

[chris1639]

tosh trys to be funny by fuking with the ppl in the audience... but hes just a fuking retard who finds funny videos on youtube

[Inzanepiratical]

@chris1639 And the best part is? You probably couldn't do better if you tried.

[asaaqas]

@chris1639 why are you here....

[SoISaidFuckIt]

@chris1639 Soooooo you waste time in your life (As if you had a life or anything important to do with all of your extra free time) and go to one of his youtube video's and just talk shit? Well that's something to laugh at....

[chris1639]

@SoISaidFuckIt and ur taking the time to respond... i stated a opinion chill the fuk out lol

[SoISaidFuckIt]

@chris1639 I'm chill. I just find it hilarious that you're still here commenting on this video. That's all :)

[helenread112]

How convenient for the armchair psychiatrists that everyone who disagrees w them is crazy. Go back to your box o wine and polish up your Nancy Kerrigan impressions, as Im sure youll both be 'victimized' someday soon, unfortunately.

[PutThisonToshoDTosh]

check out my vid!!!

[craig712030009]

good tactic

[NinjaEater99]

Dolla dolla TIP

[helenread112]

@MsTessG This back and forth could continue indefinitely. I could insult you until the end of time, but its pointless. You may not believe me but I honestly started out in an attempt to warn you against instigating violence.

Because you remind me of one of my older sisters. After 10 years she and her ex broke up, and bec shed hurt him mentally-emotionally so badly he retaliated and beat her to a bloody pulp. Like you, she totally deserved it, but she didnt change at all. Shes worse than ever.

[Tywing2]

Why edit in post production what you can edit during filming?

[joshcab14]

Okay how did we get from Daniel Tosh to this 3 page argument? It's really funny, but I just want to know XD

[LiberalBohemian]

RON PAUL 2012!

[mialax786]

that guys a fuckin tool "no ones gonna fuck with" he thinks hes tough cause hes fat and has his beard shaved a certain way...i'd honestly love to fight that guy

[Inzanepiratical]

@mialax786 Wow. you're probably one of those drunk dipshits who thought they were funny being jackasses in the middle of a show.

[theDC4L]

@mialax786 lol talking shit on youtube.. Everybody watch out we got a badass on our hands!

[Metalheadyup]

@mialax786

Ever heard of "joking around"? You are a tool.

[clintongraham]

@mialax786 I would talk shit to you but it seems like everyone already handled that

[helenread112]

Yes, Im sure MsG would be delighted to rip into the next person to leave them lying in a pool of their own blood.

In fact I can almost audibly hear her licking her chops at the thought of a new victim.

So step right up. No waiting.

[MsTessG]

@helenread112 Helen, you need to turn that magnifying glass for flaws around & take a look at yourself instead of continuing to berate me for standing up for myself. Your vitriol is almost as prolonged as that which you accuse me of. You have some deep seated issues & honestly, I hope you can overcome them because I'm sure they make you somewhat miserable & even melancholy.

[XxD3vilBoYxX]

WOAH! LONG FUCKING ARGUMENT 

[zReDYeLLoWGReeNz]

fuckers below me really have a 3 page argument

[MsTessG]

@zReDYeLLoWGReeNz This made me laugh out loud! :D

[CovertAgentSkittles]

@zReDYeLLoWGReeNz

Seriously? Whats it about? (Because I don't want to read)

[helenread112]

@MsTessG I understand that everyone has a fatal flaw, but the depth and breadth of your arrogance is astounding.

[MsTessG]

@helenread112 There's a difference between arrogance & confidence. I'm curious what you think HIS flaws are? What are yours? I reject your idea that, just because I hold people accountable for their words, I'm "bad". You seem threatened by women of strength. Ask yourself why.

[ognimoddd]

@MsTessG can i get in on this fight? i wanna join!!!!

[MsTessG]

@ognimoddd The more the merrier! :)

[digitalintent]

@MsTessG "There's a difference between arrogance & confidence." Here I am thinking I am the only one who uses this line. How arrogant of me :) Seriously, I usually find that those who lack confidence see confident people as arrogant. I like the way you handled the troll. Sometimes people like that need a good slap in the brain. Even though most of what is said sails right over them.

[MsTessG]

@digitalintent Your post was a breath of fresh air. I agree completely. @helenread112 would rather berate me for, in part, defending HER than to hold the offender accountable for his abuse. It boggles the mind, but I remind myself that everyone brings to a discussion their own set of prejudices, biases & experiences that taint their perception of reality.

[digitalintent]

@MsTessG Good luck with this one. She is clearly bi-polar and looking for a fight.

[helenread112]

@MsTessG I guess it was the way you gloated about getting under his skin after all the personal attacks. Theres no way you can spin that as "lighthearted".

I can see youre dying to gain the sympathy of a victim like Nancy Kerrigan, posing as Americas sweetheart right now, being bullied by this heartless attack that came out of "nowhere". I think youre playing a dangerous game.

[MsTessG]

@helenread112 Clearly, we'll never see eye to eye. Keep trying to pretend you're the consumate peacemaker when I saw the venom come out in your reply to him as well. You need to examine in more depth what it is about my style of communication that threatens you more than a man suggesting he'd kick a woman in the throat & call her a "fat, disgusting cow". If you consider my responses more representative of "evil", I suggest you're the one playing a dangerous game. I'm doing quite nicely.

[helenread112]

@MsTessG Everyone feels helpless and weak at times, thats true. But the difference between good and evil is that the good prefer mercy to cruelty, and I dont feel any compassion coming from you.

Why would you celebrate bringing out the worst in people?

[MsTessG]

@helenread112 Helen, it's precisely because I AM so compassionate that brutality and senseless abuse of others in ANY forum, online or off, ruffles my feathers. I will always stick up for the underdog and call out stupidity wherever it attempts to marginalize other people. People are treated the way they demand to be treated with me. If shown respect, I give it; if not, it's hard to be compassionate. I just find it so odd that you find MY dialogue so much more offensive than his.

[helenread112]

@MsTessG Yes, I heard what he said and I dealt w it. What bothered me about your dialogue was that you were so repulsively smug and self satisfied w being as toxic as possible. I admired Tosh precisely because he has the heart to temper/soften his outrage, and TheRatchetkid did too, whereas you just continued to get more brutal.

Dont be surprised if you end up beaten to a bloody pulp.

[MsTessG]

@helenread112 You have taken this all much too seriously. I find it curious, though, that you called me brutal when my language was much more civil & light-hearted than his. We have buried the hatchet, by the way. See... I'm not wholly unreasonable. ;)

[helenread112]

@MsTessG it's hard to believe how proud you are, for having become such a full blown condescending, petty bitch. Do you really consider spreading your poison as an accomplishment?

If TheRatchetkid owes you anything, I hope you have a restraining order.

[MsTessG]

@helenread112 You understand he called you a "douche", right? :) This is merely entertainment for me. Of course it's petty... but sometimes people deserve to be bitch-slapped for their abusive comments.

[TheRatchetkid]

@MsTessG Trying to team up with someone because you feel helpless and weak? Ahwww

[helenread112]

@TheRatchetkid I was being sarcastic,fool. My kneejerk reaction was to tell you to take your meds, but unlike you I had the class not to go there, because I didnt want to get personal. Monetarily, youre correct about my financial position. There isnt much money to be made despite a 14k education and 14 mos of training. But theres alot more to it than dealing w frustrated old men. And at least in my work I make people feel better.

You cant even say that about your posting...I lie.

[coolman5242]

Yeah... stick to your show Tosh.

[helenread112]

@TheRatchetkid Thankyou so much, but I couldnt possibly accept such a huge compliment as being compared to D Tosh.

Youre angrier than the 2 goofy guys he moved. They were so stoned it barely even registered. Sorry to hear youre either so broke its painful, or that youre just such an insufferable tightwad.

All comedians have to have the courage to confront their audience, and I just love to see it handled w skill. Beating somebody down doesnt change their opinion.

[TheRatchetkid]

@helenread112 Read my comment again, fool. It wasn't a compliment. I don't have to be a 'tightwad' to point out that someone is a dick.

'Youre either so broke its painful' *grins* That comment just cracks me up. Yeah, don't call me broke, okay? You're page says you're an 'Old beat up Laborer turned Massage Therapist.' Unlike you I don't make $7 an hour and give hand-jobs to men for tips then leave at 5 in the evening to return my shitty one bedroom apartment, my aspirations are much higher.

[GrantInRealLife]

JR!!! That....that's Perry Saturn!!

[The12Jacob]

I was hoping he'd be serious and yell at them.

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

i really wish mitch hedberg was still alive.

[greenroomdude]

I gotta say hes only good at doing the tv show....hes not funny live. IMO....

[DrZaious]

@greenroomdude I honestly like him more as a stand up comedy. On his show his delivery is always the same and most of the time really predictable.

[bizonmaciej]

let me have the last sip XD

[YinsShadow]

Wow, I'm very impressed actually. It was kind of awkward to watch since it's one of those moments of someone needing someone else to shut up a lot. But he still improved with it, and he only moved them while continuously going, and they were edited out of his special. His sense of humor being so brutal and blunt made me half expect him to go ballistic or asshole on their asses, but he was much nicer than I expected. It seems his offensive humor is 100% a front after all to all those who hate him

[INoGoodINamesILeft]

@YinsShadow A lot of people misjudge him just because of his comedic front, but I'm saying now that he definitely was not nice to them after they fucked around after he at FIRST nicely asked them to stop talking. It was fucking hilarious watching him make fun of them on the way out hahaha

[HellsAngelsofNC]

I think that tosh is serious as hell about his craft, has worked hard as fuck to get his special, he asks the gentlemen in the front to be quiet, and as soon as you confront someone especially when there right there in front of you, from that point on your gonna hear every word they say, so when they start bullshitting again its annoying tosh while he's trying to concentrate on his stand-up.

[Pinkie3point14]

I just came to this from George Carlin, and holy crap. Tosh sounds so fruity.

[Sauron767]

I wouldn't share my beer with anyone lmao

[sooper2dooper3]

the drunks didn't appear to be saying anything. I think this "tosh" sounds like a bit of a "tosser" and just used this kind of audience abuse as part of his pre-planned routine.

[Swayfun01]

@sooper2dooper3 Yo moron, this wasn't on the special so obviously he didn't plan it. As a comedian your rhythm is important, so if you have people in the front row constantly bickering, just cause HIS mic didn't pick it up doesn't mean it wasn't audible, it will ruin it.

[tacoland2000]

Daniel Tosh reminds me of young Conan O'Brien, without the rage. Plenty of wit, though.

[Riotman898]

@tacoland2000 GTFO. Daniel Tosh is and ALWAYS WILL BE funnier than Conan O Brien.

[ThouHastEnabled]

"Come with me, you have tattoo's, they will listen"

[scbluesman13]

He didn't kick them out, he just moved them. Given that they were being that discourteus, I'd say Daniel was much nicer to them than he needed to be. He could have had them thrown out.

[fatadam16]

Wow dudes got balls!!!

[usedforstuff56]

Never seen him actually mad.

I just gained some respect after this Tosh.0 thing. Kudos.

[JustinLB82]

@usedforstuff56 Yeah, he really is an intelligent, witty comic who lacks concern for both controversy and ridicule. All that really matters is that people are laughing, even if it's just one person, it's a job at least done, if not well. You couldn't ask for much more in comedy than what Daniel Tosh offers. Except maybe cheaper tickets.

[SuKMeBz]

Tosh rules!!!

[nemesis3222]

Why does this Jillian Michaels bitch keep following me. Let me drink my beer while being unhealthy for a minute.

[StephonWallace]

i didn't know this was serious

[helenread112]

Whats the big deal?

They had no self control so he made them switch seats. Perfectly reasonable request and he had the talent to maintain his groove. Thats a real professional.

[TheRatchetkid]

@helenread112 Fuck you, fucking douche, they paid good money for those front row seats. You're even a bigger douche than Tosh, hes a stamped and approved, 'dick'.

[HughGWrekshin]

They ruined it for themselves so fuck 'em but what kind of pussies just get up and give away their front row seats cause Tosh says so? I'd tell him to suck a dick before I moved or give me my money back dickhole.

[killerx10001]

you cut it off there was more they kept talking

[cankiller1000]

he needs a real ass whoopin

[SharingMyKnowledge]

I typed "is" on google and the first thing that came up was "is daniel tosh gay"

[KaliBoyy92]

what a fucking dickhead.

[fordguy818]

@KaliBoyy92 Hope you're not talking about tosh, would piss me off too if two idiots who can't conduct themselves in public, or handle their alcohol for that matter, were constantly disrupting my work.

[KaliBoyy92]

@fordguy818 i kinda was talking about tosh.. but you make a good point that shit would piss me off too.

[iTzJuniorOT]

Clearly the ones bitching about tosh is people who dont like him... So why ya here partna?

[stephanieronczka]

he shoulda kept tht shit in!

[StevenHartley7]

lol Owned.

[S10slayer]

gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bleemster]

ahah

[jtirpak93]

Audience stoned > Audience drunk

[NelsonClick]

I never liked Daniel Tosh. I tried but he's not that smart or funny. His point of view is so narrow - sheltered suburban white bread middle class. He has a mouth but he doesn't reveal any special insight into people or the world. He walks down trails blazed by other/better comedians and just reinforces standard issue PC sensibilities. Technically not his fault, if audiences were more intelligent we'd have better comics.

[NeverFamous707]

@NelsonClick You think your a Critic or something? you ever seen that southpark episode about everything sounding like shit? that must be you. Im sorry, Bro

[NelsonClick]

@NeverFamous707

You probably meant "cynic" not "critic". That would support your statement better. Actually, your error was more accurate. I am critical and avoid cynicism. I would never tell people what they are supposed to like and dislike and how they are supposed to feel about art.

[SansFoy88]

@NelsonClick PC sensabilities? Tosh had a naked gay man give him an "anal cranial" on his t.v. show.

[NelsonClick]

@SansFoy88

Indeed. How fortunate Daniel Tosh is to have people he has never met and doesn't know rush to defend his mediocre skill and talent by even the most far removed detractors. What a wonderful world he must live in. What a nurturing world he must live in. Makes me even more suspicious of anything he could possibly have to complain about.

[RBIVscreamtherequiem]

@NelsonClick u mad?

[NelsonClick]

@RBIVscreamtherequiem

I'm intrigued and curious where you are wanting to go with it so "Yes" I am mad.  Furious! I have never been so angry in my life. My face is beet red. I feel that I have swallowed a gallon of nitro glycerin and am about to explode. I feel like a bomb about to burst, tick, tick, tick, tick......

[jeroboamjerm]

@RBIVscreamtherequiem *whispers* he doesn't get it.

[Pager1991]

@NelsonClick may i ask where you find enjoyment? what am i if i enjoy both daniel and eddie izzard?

[Finkie147]

What an obnoxious prick. I'd go to one of his gigs just to ruin it.

[Ac220404]

well, it seems he gave them a chance at first and it skips ahead in the middle and then he moves them, if he gave them a chance and they kept being idiots then that's more than fair to re seat them.

[Unintelligenda]

@Ac220404 I don't think it skips ahead that far because when he takes the glass it's at the same level as it is in the beginning. If they were going on about the last sip it couldn't have taken that long.

[iwonpking]

wtf this offended alcoholics!!!!!!! think we need a public apology

[Lucas1oo]

well done Tosh.

[afroman6434]

this video shows two things

1. tosh is a stupid bitch who needs to get over himself

2. he sucks at improv comedy

[marbito11]

what a bitch. he asks like nobody gets drunk at comedy shows

[SIZEZ1]

i would have punched him in his face!

[shaverni1]

His voice seemed higher

[AwesomeSauce1000]

End of clip...check out the angered mother at the side of the screen c:

[whocareswutmynameis]

u shouldnt o done that. he was just a boy

[KingoftheTeeth]

He didn't kick out the drunks he just reseated them

[semiLivedj]

what a dick. its just comedy.

[kman13131]

@semiLivedj

Yea because it's not like he's spent years honing his craft and paying his dues to get a special and those to fucking idiots are ruining it.

[vapor91378]

@kman13131 im pretty sure his comedy ruined it

[MyTrollinAccount69]

@kman13131 i could barely decipher your uneducated comment but i thinkk i agree... i think

[kman13131]

@MyTrollinAccount69

Didn't capitalize any of the I's in your comment, misspelled think and misused ellipsis.

Yep you're a troll alright.

[MyTrollinAccount69]

@kman13131 cant use the right "two to" and you thought i was using an ellipsis. yep you're a faggot alright. or as you would say "your a to-faced faggot alright. . ." lmao i put dots in a youtube comment ur a fucking tard for thinking anyone besides you even knows what that means you bookworm

[MyTrollinAccount69]

@kman13131 and of course im trolling you retard look at the username

[antongirdeux07]

@kman13131 i paid some dues and honed some craft, im on my way to a special now right?

[kman13131]

Not enough.

[MRJ12744]

1:40

He is wearing a church shirt, and he's wasted at tosh

what a dumbass

[nascarsignore]

The dude he picked to replace them looked like a fat baled Billy Joel.

[illidiantx]

guys trying to film a special and 2 people are being childish. Good for you Daniel. Next time just trust fall right off the stage into them.

[MJiggs13]

Good job, Tosh. Comedy shows are not like some shitty open mic at a local where you can talk while listening to some douchebag strum a guitar.

[tropicalpimp]

one time someone was heckling and talking loud during Bernie Mac's stand up show. He walked off stage and punched the guy in the face and walked back on stage while the guy was still holding his bleeding nose. Tosh handled himself just fine.

[YoJoe4368]

wow dude, daniel is a fucking prick

[nonSteel]

Doniel Tosh is a douche bag.

this is before he was even famous. imagine how much of a douche he is now.

and Louis CK is the best!

[monokhem]

@nonSteel Bullshit. People get kicked out of movie theaters for that shit and deservedly so. It's much worse at a live show, and at a special taping they are lucky he didn't have them kicked out of the building. Speaking of taping a special, he was plenty famous in this video, and Louis CK would have stood up and clapped for this maneuver. How many warnings did you think the drunk assholes deserved?

[nonSteel]

@monokhem

all I'm saying Daniel Tosh is as huge douche bag, and no he wasn't famous during this bad comedy central special

[monokhem]

@nonSteel Well you have no idea what you are talking about then because what he does on stage is an act except where he was getting rid of the drunks where he was very forgiving. I would have kicked them all the way out of the show. They don't give comedy specials to people that aren't famous, and if you think this one was bad that just goes to show how little you get.

[luminaeus]

@nonSteel

Tosh makes more money than you by being funnier than you. Umad bro?

[konqueror1]

Douche bags here just don't get it, even if I provided video evidence of this setup, they'll still wouldn't believe or want to believe this part 'could' have been a "prop".

[hobobanana6575]

Fuck off with your political shit no one cares about RON paul on a tosh video

[maximumbacon]

lame

[MrArmenian17]

Was tosh high or something he seemed really mellowed out

[aiRCoft]

Even the drunks were laughing and clapping! XD

[th3m8ngtree]

@aiRCoft It was set up tard

[MrBrokenRevolver]

@FlippOut44 Shut the fuck up that isn't fucking relevant to a goddamn comedy clip.

[FlippOut44]

@MrBrokenRevolver RON PAUL 2012

[hippykillermuthrfckr]

fucking awesome

[FuckYeaAdventureTime]

Daniel is awesome!

[slashrules83]

@andrewmalacara1 Because Your Mom Is A Fucking Pig.\

THATS HOW!

[MunchingOnPussy]

@andrewmalacara1 hes 39 years old. frat guy my ass.

[preschoolpimpan]

@andrewmalacara1 he makes money off of trolls like you, which he will gladly own all day err day

[Fullmetal1890P]

I love him~

[DrPoon]

I'm not the biggest fan of Tosh but that was pretty awesome.

[HitomiTara]

He took the dude's drink and threw it away! Man! I love this guy so much more now XD

[97Hochwasser]

i have an honest question and am not trying to be funny, i have traced my steps and it makes nooooooooo sense. How the hell did i get here from watching ryan dunns funeral.