"Joseph Stalin, grab onto my armored moo moo and together we will leave this foul Earth behind!" In or out of context, that is one of the funniest, most absurd single lines I've ever heard.
Look puppet, I read more between the ages of 12-16 as most people will read their whole lives, Ive paid my dues!! I get to watch as many cartoons as I want, damnit!
I don't like that they gave the cow human emotions and a personality, it was funnier in the books because all it did was appear randomly and start grazing normally and that was enough to send people in to mass hysteria
@TycusTheDestroyer yeah, they'd probably watch this and say it was too unrealistic. kids these days have no imagination. such a shame. hank goodness we can appreciate it (even if youtube is stingy with letting folks put episodes up)
I already have 3 thumbs down on my "I hate the Iliad" comment, and I'd like to formally apologise for my writing, I believe that everybody needs to read an epic poem at some point in their life. The Odyssy is actually the better of the two to me, and you should pick it up, or you can get Beowulf which is my favorite Epic out've 'em all... It's up to you. Please stop rating me down.
"The world just isn't what I wanted it to be anymore." was actually one of my favorite lines in the original comic, from when The Tick was at the hospital, waiting for an injured Oedipus.
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I don't suggest The Iliad to anyone, unless they're on a long flight, that's so boring you want to shoot yourself, but airport security is so strict that you can't even MENTION a gun without a cavity search... That's the only time that you should. Thank you, Good Night, God Bless, and ps, The Odyssy sucks too.
"not in face!"
bmaloy9 3 weeks ago
That is the stupidest diversion if there every was one. Sometimes I think the Tick is more smarter
bmaloy9 3 weeks ago
He's eating, I'm Speaking! HE's EATing, I'M SPEAKing!!! HOW DO WE DO IT?!?!?!
FredDFry 6 months ago 2
You know, I just realized this now. Mayor Blanc? Considering what "blanc" means in French... wow.
ElBlocko 6 months ago
@ElBlocko wat does it mean again?
slowhead86 2 months ago
@slowhead86 "Blanc" is French for "white".
ElBlocko 2 months ago
"Joseph Stalin, grab onto my armored moo moo and together we will leave this foul Earth behind!" In or out of context, that is one of the funniest, most absurd single lines I've ever heard.
Gamescook 7 months ago 7
@Gamescook iiiieeehh
22018 1 month ago
if the tick was here...
well id have to think of a plan.
arcanineryu 8 months ago
Is it just me or does American Maid's costume get more and more sexually provacative as the show goes on?
blitzX07 9 months ago
lol awesome
DAwalkthroughs 9 months ago
READ A BOOK!!!!!!!
ZyxthePest 9 months ago
I do enjoy a good spoon
ZimmyFox 10 months ago
"Read A Book!"
Look puppet, I read more between the ages of 12-16 as most people will read their whole lives, Ive paid my dues!! I get to watch as many cartoons as I want, damnit!
Piledriver86 10 months ago
Evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can can't let the package hide the pudding!
mrgoodwil 10 months ago
NOT IN 'DA FACE NOT IN 'DA FACE!!!! XD best battlecry ever,even better than SPOOOOOOOON!!!
DarkSignal59 11 months ago 2
lol, STALIN!
jekblom123 1 year ago
READ A BOOK!
Redlin5 1 year ago
Joe: i've always loved you
stupidboy101 1 year ago
I don't like that they gave the cow human emotions and a personality, it was funnier in the books because all it did was appear randomly and start grazing normally and that was enough to send people in to mass hysteria
JimmyColls 1 year ago 3
'Even now he sulks like Achilles in his tent!', this line surprised me more than any of the random weirdness in this series.
JimmyColls 1 year ago
loved this show so much :D
poisonblue 1 year ago
Destiny, give me a sign! (sees Tick signal) Ooh, that's not bad.
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
You got to give Arthur points for what may be the ballsiest diversion in history.
ironman004 1 year ago 13
sucker punched by a puppet
vibrate191 1 year ago
Greatest battle cry ever! SPOON!
Eoph 1 year ago
READ A BOOK
andrewdgt 1 year ago 2
FAIL....... AT 7:56
swagger1002 1 year ago
SPOONN!!!!!!!! LOL
swagger1002 1 year ago
the tick is such a baby part is funny
swagger1002 1 year ago
The death of a hand puppet is always tramatic.
Lemonade908 1 year ago 3
Haha, Homer and the Iliad...go and read a book chum :-)
cronoschild 1 year ago
"He's eating!"
"I'm speaking!"
Dunno why, but that killed me.
AkimboJoe 1 year ago
You gotta like the Terror's clever response to the "You'll never get away with it" cliche.
ApacheMan2K 1 year ago
6:36 - 6:44
best part of this episdoe
TreesOfBaylor 1 year ago
@TreesOfBaylor yeEEeeee.....
ElfenLiedPhsycoFan 1 year ago
read a book!!!
sj97inr4 1 year ago 3
anyone else think American Maid was kinda hot?
NSUDemonchipmunk 1 year ago 2
@NSUDemonchipmunk totally
shawnmazzola 1 year ago
Does anyone feel like the new generation of kids wouldn't appreciate how awesome this show is?
TycusTheDestroyer 1 year ago 3
@TycusTheDestroyer yeah, they'd probably watch this and say it was too unrealistic. kids these days have no imagination. such a shame. hank goodness we can appreciate it (even if youtube is stingy with letting folks put episodes up)
NSUDemonchipmunk 1 year ago
@TycusTheDestroyer They're probably too busy getting suckered by lame live-action shows with half-talented kids and untalented singer boys.
ApacheMan2K 1 year ago 2
"READ A BOOK" Thats actually pretty good advice considering it came from a vilian.
JORDAN77777777777 1 year ago 6
SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
legomanh 1 year ago 4
its homer...? READ A BOOK!
lmfao
iSkatePod 2 years ago
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
Xantexhunter 2 years ago
"SPOOOOOOOOON.......!"
:D
Andragorans 2 years ago
haha rolled up newspaper of goodness
ghostbuster56 2 years ago 3
OH YEAH?, OH YEAH? lol
jutnik 2 years ago
The demise of Handy is absolutely GOLDEN!! "Handy?....AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!" <8))
BigSal51 2 years ago 2
ATTENTION COPS. THIS IS THE TERROR.......hi.
SEGPED 2 years ago
Did Arthur just get owned by a puppet.
Daxter609 2 years ago 2
Well kids, that's all ya get, that's it! READ A BOOK!
mmmmmarcus 2 years ago 3
09:30-09:57
Most epic speach ever! "Bad dog! Bad dog!" LOL
ShellSoc 2 years ago
WHEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU ;( ;DD
Vaq447 2 years ago
the tick was acting like a child at 2:09 and 2:41
shaneinkster 2 years ago
00:49
Laboratory of Dr. Weird
South Jersey Shore
SeabeeBuilder1973 2 years ago 3
haha it is!
metalstring346 2 years ago
Spoon!
Flashlight1996 2 years ago 2
I already have 3 thumbs down on my "I hate the Iliad" comment, and I'd like to formally apologise for my writing, I believe that everybody needs to read an epic poem at some point in their life. The Odyssy is actually the better of the two to me, and you should pick it up, or you can get Beowulf which is my favorite Epic out've 'em all... It's up to you. Please stop rating me down.
tabguy14 2 years ago 2
Some plus rating for you buddy! :)
nelrazor1 2 years ago
Thanks :)
tabguy14 2 years ago
SPOOOON
FFSINEEDANAME 2 years ago 2
"Grab That Bad Cow!"
Adrian9766 2 years ago 2
I've been known to yell, 'SPOON!!!' in nasty situations... I always come through unscathed...
tabguy14 2 years ago
Dot sorta reminds me of Thelma...
tedthepunk 2 years ago
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"When no one understands you,
Or the little things you do.
When Destiny, she strands you,
Or wears you like a shoe.
That's when you know it's over.
Man, that's when you know it's through.
I never thought I'd be
So bi-i-i-i-i-ig, and blue."
That actually made me sad.
cheekytheangel 2 years ago 5
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cheekytheangel 2 years ago
"The world just isn't what I wanted it to be anymore." was actually one of my favorite lines in the original comic, from when The Tick was at the hospital, waiting for an injured Oedipus.
tredlow 2 years ago
READ A BOOK!
Daxter609 2 years ago 3
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I don't suggest The Iliad to anyone, unless they're on a long flight, that's so boring you want to shoot yourself, but airport security is so strict that you can't even MENTION a gun without a cavity search... That's the only time that you should. Thank you, Good Night, God Bless, and ps, The Odyssy sucks too.
tabguy14 2 years ago
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they dont even let idians arabians or muzlums on cause there too scared of 9/11
Daxter609 2 years ago
What if your battle cry was, 'Muzzzzz-LEM-uh!!!!!'
tabguy14 2 years ago
Nah, it still is: SPOOOOON!
Nike8f7 2 years ago
SPOOOOOOON-NUH!!!
tabguy14 2 years ago 32
"SPOOOOOOOOON-UH"
Ig99 2 years ago 2
"SPOOOOOOOOON-UH"
daggerrun 2 years ago 2
"SPOOOOOOOOON-UH"
Fortebugler 2 years ago 2
"am not"
KendoSF13 2 years ago
8:36
JakeTF2 2 years ago
I honestly think South Park got the idea for Mr Hat from this ep
GoombaHat 3 years ago 4
lol gotta love the puppet...
redwingsguy96 3 years ago
my name is arthur and this is my diversion. *itsy bitsy spider song*
XD ROFLLMFAOPIP
simpsonsrock233 3 years ago
I never knew the Tick could sing
JoePerrys1fan 3 years ago
Yeah, they should seriously make the Tick a broadway play.
tredlow 2 years ago
evil comes in many forms...whether its a man eating cow....or joseph stalin...
IkeaLamp 3 years ago 41
@IkeaLamp ...bad dog! bad dog!
shawnmazzola 1 year ago
@IkeaLamp Or a hand puppet.
ApacheMan2K 1 year ago
@IkeaLamp - StalinGRAD. Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
corncat 10 months ago
the tick sign looks like a jellyfish
MikeRdam 3 years ago 3
btw...READ A BOOK...LOL
cristicharisteas 3 years ago
SPOOOOOOOOOON.......LINGURAAAAAAAAAA(spoon in romanian language)
cristicharisteas 3 years ago
y in the hell does he like to say spooon so much! idono you just love to hate it
sin746 3 years ago
That's his catchphrase. He just made it up.
jasminegreen2 3 years ago
read a book
lazy1damu 3 years ago 3
Arthur? I used to have a sidekick named Arthur...then he side kicked me out of the apartment!!
crusadist 3 years ago 7
he's eating and im speaking....lol
johnnybookoo 3 years ago
He started it!
dragocyber 3 years ago
SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNN XD
Triforcedemon911 3 years ago 2
The Tick's a pretty good singer.
WikiSorcerer 3 years ago 5
No more Tick episodes coming?
SanguiniusX 3 years ago
"AM NOT!"
"Arthur, this is hopeless-- ARE TOO!"
:'D Oh wow. <33
CaptainTortellini 3 years ago
Arthur: "OK, you grab the mayor and I'll create a diversion."
American Maid: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Arthur: "No."
Awesome. =D
NationOfAnimation 3 years ago
My name is Arthur and this is my diversion. XD
mso192 3 years ago 5
Armored moo-moo... lol! XD
raiderhawg 3 years ago
PLEASE YOU MUST PUT MORE... :D
pthstarscream 3 years ago