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  • SPAH!

  • I said come in, don't just stand there!

  • pathetic bring it OOOON

  • Commando wet dream.

  • Insult Specimens x3705968

  • This Game is too scary for me

  • @SilentKiller8512 lol pussy?

    

  • @SilentKiller8512 -_- Pussy

  • I said come in! My information may be of use to you Stalker, You can't go there, Get out of here Stalker!

  • TRY HARDER YE SMELLY BASTARDS

  • are the tittle a reference to stalker video game?

  • @vikocho123 Yes, yes it is. :D

  • @casdfdfsdfds HA! i knew it XD

  • nice racks?

  • 1:40 - 1:52

    That's actually just one stalker moving EXTREMELY fast.

  • lol all the stalkers are women

  • Any chance of a download of this Mutator?

  • with lvl 6 commando it awill be easy

  • So can u use this to level up your commado perk?

  • u had 1 left ,but it's just like u said stalkers r too damn good!

  • Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello! Hello, hello!

  • There INVISIBLSE!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOLZ

  • great to lvl up a comando

  • "It's like Croydon on a friday night!"

    AHAHAHAHA!

  • stalker gangbang

  • no i mean when you slect the sharpshooter but now i know my friends bought me kf with all the packs

  • Where's a pyro when you need one.

  • @gamergg In the public servers, blinding everyone in there.

  • he killed himself because there was an emission coming, and no safe house in sight.

  • how do u change the skin of killing floor

  • @ViperDanny124 That was what it looked like at release, they did an update that changed the gui

  • @ViperDanny124 You mean the characters? Buy the packs.

  • BLOWOUT SOON FELLOW STALKER.

  • WHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD IT?

  • @MedvedevKGB IN HELL !!!

  • meh,christmas-stalker looks hotter!

  • @marsling12 that's the point, this is a survival horror game not a dating simulator

  • @saaron62 Dude,im joking.

  • what did they fail during experimenting to end with the stalkers

  • xmas stalker's ass

  • @dammitpeterZE DAT ASS *does rich boy face*

  • @dammitpeterZE curcis stalkers ass

  • @dammitpeterZE Oh hell yeah

  • exaclty.........

  • You couldn´t scare my Mum  :DDD

  • You would think the guy would have better insults

  • @FenderBender551 But you have to remember, they ARE british.

  • they are all on their period

  • maybe im not part of twi :| Im gonna watch anyway

  • So pretty much, the point your trying to get across is that Stalkers suck unless they have help or their target is camping?

  • 1:40 expert bots

  • 1:32 LOL expert bots

  • oh dont knife her breasts

  • his mom must be chuck norrises wife not to be scared of them in real life...

  • TRY 'ARDER, YOU SMELLY BASTARDS!

  • i need help, i have killing floor on my macbook pro and stalkers for some reason show up as silver when they're supposed to be invisible. thought it does make the game easier, it looks stupid as hell. i've tried messing with the graphics a ton with no results; does anyone here know how to fix this annoying graphical glitch?

  • @aliG2500

    >macbook pro

    There's your problem.

    Solution:Buy a real computer.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji im in college and im much more of a console gamer. im not gonna buy a new comp just so that stalkers show up as invisible in this game. whatever...

  • @aliG2500

    For someone "in college" you sure type and construct sentences like a 9 year-old.

    Whatever.

    You asked what your problem was, I told you, and gave you a solution.

    It's not my fault you don't own a real computer.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji why are u being a dick all of a sudden? i wasn't being a mean to you and i don't care that i don't own a "real computer." there are plenty of other things in life that are WAY more important to me than whether or not i have a "real computer." if that's a big enough issue for you to start being an unnecessary jackass to me than you, my friend, have seriously wack priorities in life.

  • @aliG2500

    Cool ramblings, bro.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji okay? what's your point....

  • @aliG2500

    My point is, I only answered your question.

    I told you why the game is not running properly - Macs can't run most games without problems.

    And I told you how you could get rid of the problem.

    Where the bleeding Nora did I claim having a computer has to be a priority on your life?

    And I started being a "jackass" not because of that, but because of your hideous way of typing, devoid of proper punctuation, capitalization and grammar, not ot mention your wrong sentence constructions.

  • @aliG2500

    *in your life

    *to mention

    Sorry, it's bleeding hard typing with one hand when you don't usually have to do it.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji exactly. this is youtube. you did the exact same thing i did, so shut the fuck up you anal hypocrite.

  • @aliG2500

    You are too stupid to come up with any solid argument, because you know how much of an idiot you actually are.

    I didn't expect more of am American, though.

  • @aliG2500

    >did the exact same thing i did

    Ohohoho, no chance, wanker.

    I'm not a motherless, arse-faced 12 year-old yank knobjockey, who does not know proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization and spelling like you are.

    If you really bloody think you can compare a typo I made with your poor vocabulary and the fact you are dumber than a 5 year-old with Down syndrome, you are deeply mistaken, div.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji okay...i'm not a motherless, arse-faced 12 year-old yank knobjockey, who does not know proper grammar, punctuation, capitalization and spelling either, so i don't really get what's supposed to be insulting here.

    whatever, this conversation is as much of a pointless waste of time as you are. grow up and stop making fun of people with Down syndrome you insensitive jackass. i hope your son/daughter ends up with it so that perhaps you'll realize how unfunny it is...

  • @aliG2500

    Yes, you are.

    Now go the bloody fuck away, wanker.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji I think we've reached a misunderstanding at some point, because when AliG said he wasn't going to buy a new computer, he probably meant "Meh, it's probably not worth getting a New PC just to see a change in the stalker invisible affect." And then you had thought he was insulting you with the whatever at the end, causing you to make the assumption of him being a 9 year old. So that's when the shit hit the fan. I just found it that a silly mess up caused you two to start insulting

  • @Dnexus64

    No.

    I told him why he has the glitch and informed him that getting a PC will be the solution of his problem, since he mas a Mac and it's more than widespread knowledge Macs have a fuckload of problems running most games out there.

    Since because of his horrible grammar and typing I couldn't understand anything he said, I pointed it out.

    He claimed I was being an asshole and said I was claiming having a good PC should be a priority in his life when I never said anything like that.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji "im in college and im much more of a console gamer. im not gonna buy a new comp just so that stalkers show up as invisible in this game. whatever..." You said you can't understand his grammar, you could have just said "Can you please clarify that statement" instead of getting into the "You lack in good grammar. Don't yap at me because of the PC" and he thought you weren't asking to clarify, he thought you were insulting him. He could have phrased better, but no need for dispute

  • @Dnexus64

    Well, in the end, it's his problem.

    No need for us to delve into pointless things.

  • @UshiromiyaReiji I just wasn't fond of the fact that this dispute was recent. If there's one thing I hate, it's when people decide to get into comment wars. I'm not trying to take sides, I just thought the end result could be better. Don't take it personally, k?

  • @Dnexus64

    Well, I don't really care what you hate, if you are taking sides and I'm not at all "taking it personally", but it was his fault to begin with.

    I'm extremely fond of arguing with kids, but when I goodheartedly answer a question, and the one who asked that question starts putting words in my mouth I never said, because he's too stupid to understand what I'm saying, it tends to get a tad annoying.

    Especially when he types like a 5 year-old and claims he's in "college".

  • @Dnexus64

    Of course, "extremely fond of arguing with kids" is in enormous sarcasm quotes.

  • how do u get that mutatorr?

    

  • ZOMBIE GOASTS

  • dat face soldier

  • g00d work wall =)

  • Zombie Boobies :D

  • Map is a reference to S.T.A.L.K.E.R SoC

  • those thing look fucking disgusting I'm happy I don't have that game

  • You can't go there! You can't go there! You can't go there! You can't go there! You can't go there! You can't go there!

  • I love this game, I should reinstall it and get on it again. I had the mod for UT2k4 before and loved it, and when the standalone came out I played it for like a week straight when I first got it, so addicting.

  • GHOST BUSTERS! xD

  • I'm not privy to this Discussion, but i looked cause of the name referannce, thumbs up if you did too.

  • wat game is this?

  • @scrapkillax2 killing floor.

  • is this having to do with a mutator for stalkers discussion?

  • if you look good at 2:32 you can see a whole army back thar 0.0

  • huge bewbs

  • wher do you get all your mutators

  • come in, don't stand there! i said come in, don't stand there! i said come in, don't stand there! i said come in, don't stand there! i said come in, don't stand there!

  • @jinnwarior You can't go there!

  • @jinnwarior Black raven, black raven. Circling above the grave. Black raven, black raven. Circling above the grave. Black raven, black raven. Circling above the grave.

  • their like assasins IN AION! D:

  • I'd give 'em a kiss

    I'd kiss them all <3

  • r they naked

  • @Satch613 their boobs are have duct tape on them

  • @Satch613 Yes (i think) they are, just that the doctor that started this whole CLUSTERFUCK had enough decency to stitch skin on their nipples and vaginas.

  • He was trying to get 1 hp to kid around but then he got stuck in the fire and got owned.

  • GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER.

  • ya get out of here stalkers im in the tripwire group

  • how to get this map eh? ;D

  • @TSDREX Its a default. West london i think

  • They seem to be loving you :)

  • get out of here stalker is a famous quote from the GAME s.t.a.l.k.e.r. so like what u mean we cant watch this crap?

  • Name made me laugh.

  • good idea for using the celing to kill the stalkers

  • I don't care what you all say,the Stalker is hot

  • 4:05 FATALITY.

  • i wonder why when im loading to games sometimes it says listen for a stalker but i cant because the loud soundtrack and the bullets flying

  • It’s annoying when someone spammin voice commands.

  • what version do u have? :3

  • soo much stalkers

  • hahaha, secret video? Youtube may have been a bad idea.

  • uh... naked invisable zombie? now thats something you don't see everyday

  • is it free of from store or something?

  • @quintensky The game? It's on Steam for $20 for both Mac and PC.

  • lol the guy who made this game was probably an epic pervert.

  • They're freaking out cause there isn't a kitchen in sight.

  • @TetrisLock xD hahahahaha nice

  • Bloodsuckers!

  • how do i get the Mutator? i only have a few of them

  • Imagine a STALKER/Killing Flo0r crossover!

  • What the fuck is TWI

  • @KnorpelDelux Tripwire Interactive

  • @gameguy3424 Then its the guys from Red Orchestra.

  • invisa bitch

  • How do I get the mutator for this? I only got clots, fleshpounds and some others, but not crawlers or stalkers etc.

    Plus, how did you get your UI like that? Mine does look like that, maybe mine is newer/older?

    If anyone can answer those questions, thanks a lot! :)

  • perfect for the Stalker nude mod :DDDD NAKED WOMEN EBERY WHAR :B

  • does it works on commando perk???

  • NEVAH i will WATCH!!!

  • they were so very fkin hard that it made you wana go suicide on a flameing dumpster

    o.0 *lol*

  • Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours?

  • I read get out of here Stalker and I though you ported a stalker from STALKER... : / Well now I have an idea of something to do. :P

  • I was just waiting for him to say: Theres your kiss, Bitch

  • i think they have subscribed to you, and want your autograph.

  • Half Bold + Nakid + invisibility = death

  • "give us a kiss" -stalker

  • invicibitches

  • TWI whitelist stalker mutator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • well even though they are mostly the most sucky specimes in this game how you pointed it out but they actuallity only are good when they suprise you , though didnt really changed the game at it, is quiet fun.

  • how did u get it ? :O

  • HOW ?

  • where can i download mutators?

  • This gotta be whitelisted. Just for being so fun.

  • Does this mutator disable perks? If not it's a commander's dream.

  • Oh great, an army of invisible OCDing bitches D:

  • 1:37 - 1:53 was funny

  • if you turn the brightness up higher like 3 quarters of the bar up or higher then you can see them quite easy :D

  • So many invisi-bitches.

  • GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

  • Srsly they made killing floor soft after the 2.1 or was it 2.5 cant remember but its alot easier than it was before, before these things could have 3 hit-2 hit killed you... And we still kicked their ass

  • oujre o bral :D

  • holy is it just laggy or is it ur cpu??

  • Hell, they should just be cut from the game entirely.

  • They look weird.

  • no, they're like the spitter from L4D2 in concept. Snipers/people distracted or camping will get killed/damaged by it, and in higher difficulty levels then it augments said function.

    Also, in Defence Alliance, although their shadows appear sometimes, they are easily one of the top kills of players because the 1-2 hit.

  • This should be a game mode called Stalker Hearding, and you have to stay within a certain proximity of a swarm of stalkers for x amount of time.

  • GIVE US A KISSSSSSSSS

  • @saatanapaskapilluvit Im here somewhere. Probably just your imagination.

  • @saatanapaskapilluvit I'll give 'em a DICK.

  • its been so long...so long since the demo :>

    kf alex has forgotten all about me ...