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  • That was definefonetly Lisa's mayonaise!

  • My pet peeve is when girls put they dirty feet on me

  • My pet peeve is the sound of nails on a chalk board 

  • one time when i was school shooping with my friend and while i was tryin on some shoes this DUDE came up to my friend and was like u gotta facebook she was like no cuz looked like a hobo so he was jus standin under my frien she was like camii do they fit cuz she aint want to talk to him then the hobo was like o i gotta go heres my number she was like i dont want it..... leave that gets on my nerves

  • And One Time Me and My mom were at mazzios and we were waiting for our food and this little girl come and she sticks her hand in the buffet thing and pulls out some bacon bits, Ate them Off Her Hand, and stuck her hand BACK in to get more.

  • I've Had This Happen to Me Before. once Me And My Parents And Brother Were At This Really Nice Place And My Mom Went To Get Something to eat from the buffet and the guy who was refilling the food Wiped his hand on his nose and he had snot on his hand and refilled the food.

  • OMG, I'm eating. Hahaa.

  • i saw da mayonnaise brand, N***A!

  • Lmao did you eat that?!?!

  • My Pet Peeve... Ivory Soap

  • END WAS SO FUNNY

  • I worked in a Chinese restaurant before, and it was filthy. The cooks used to smoke over the food and ashes would fall in. One of the cooks used to go out back and take a piss and come back on without washing his hands. From what I've heard that place was closed down several times for sanitation issues. The kitchen always smelled rotten.

  • Cant forget the mayonaiiiisssseeee!! lmao

  • I guess you want some tomatoes too...right? RIGHT? lmao

  • Ikr I mean if its a professional restaraunt where they constantly wash their hands- ok. But they could be scratching their face, putting their clammy hand sweat on your food, or even their nails fall in the food- EW.

  • Soory, gotta point this one out - people can still do the things you saw in this video with gloves on, gloves don't repel germs or bacteria. Wearing gloves wouldnt make much of a difference. It's sweatbands that you should be complaining about, i watch cookery programmes and see people's sweat dripping into food remarkably often! eurgh...

  • EMOJI FTW!!!!

  • My first day working at McDonalds I walked in and saw this older hispanic women slapping together burgers and pressing them between her bare hands, I haven't eaten a sandwich out of there since.

  • why did he block the label on the mayo

  • @FamilyTimeVidz2161 thats a great question

  • I'm not a lil boy! Hahaha so funny iman

  • I wonder if eat that Burger?

  • @KinchenTV i know right

  • @FamilyTimeVidz2161 Im gonna TRY and ask Him

  • @KinchenTV lol Try, good word

  • @FamilyTimeVidz2161 Yea I KNOW cuz its HARD 2 get a hold of HIM

  • @KinchenTV u can ask him on twitter. i asked him somthin he replied

  • @FamilyTimeVidz2161 Cool Luck 4 me i have a twitter so i can catch HIM

  • @KinchenTV luck 4 u

  • @FamilyTimeVidz2161 iM GONNA NEED IT

  • u should make a end of the world movie

  • u want some soda little boy

  • i swear i just laughed so,hard i was cryin funny

  • This why the only fadt food i eat is subway!

  • Two years later, my little brother and I are STILL quoting this every time we have a burger or a sandwich...or we're just bored out of our minds because this video is effing hilarious!! And after introducing a friend of mine to Alpha, I think this is probably one of her favorite videos too!

  • You should resurrect your mustach!

  • I can not stand when people smack gum... I like have an anger attack... lolzz jk but it makes me very mad!!(:

  • People not wearing hair nets..... I freak out if I find one of my own hairs in my food. Makes me wanna puke. Finding a stranger's hair makes me wanna pass out.

  • "So you want some pickles, I some pickles right here for ya."

    -pulls down zipper-

    ROFLMAO

  • Wtf is with people repeating what has already been said in the video and getting a bunch of thumbs up! - Pissin Me Off

  • ...Uh-uh. EXCUSE ME...!

  • WAS HE PLAYING W/ HIMSELF CUZ HE WAS IN HIS PANTS ALOT THUMBS UP IF U AGREE

  • this is soo funiiii, omg, "YOU WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOI''?!!!

  • W....T....FFFF

  • my pet peeve is when people be all up in my face wit hot breath

  • DAIMM THIS IS DEFINITELY MY PET PEEVE!!!

  • i hate when ppl hav hot breath!!!

  • The first thing i hate is when a person goes to like a fast food resturant and they go up to the sodafountain and they fill up most of there cup and then they take a sip and put it back under the sodafountain.Another is when you go into the bath room and a person walks out of the stall looks at you smiles and does not wash there hands The last one is when i am eating and some one coughes or something like that in my food they might say sorry but that sorry is not going to get the germs off it .

  • I love how I was watching this and a McDonalds ad was on the side saying

    "Burgers Rule"

    Gross!

  • This is sitll your funniest video man. Cracks me up every time! I think I'm color blind from rewinding all the parts with red coloring, though.

  • I Wonder if AlphaCat ever ate that burger

  • I'M NOT A little BOY

  • Few years ago i was going on a road trip and we all got hungry so we stopped at a wendys.. Well when me and my cousin went into the bathroom one of the cooks blew up the bathroom and walked out without washing her hands, and went back in the kitchen to cook without any gloves.... Lets just say we did not eat there -.-

  • this video needs more views!

  • ah, this vid brings back memories XD

  • the gloves are as bad as your hands...they touch everything else except they're wearing gloves...they touch the door handles..dirty towel...the fridge....etc

    ugh

  • lol it'd be funny if lisa wasn't a veggie person and she ate it xD

  • studies have shown that the use of gloves tends to give a false sense of cleanliness. Employees with bare hands have cleaner hands, because they tend to wash them alot more. Also, if you dont want to eat "dirty" food, why the hell are you eating at a fast food place in the first place.

    when you go to a restaurant, its not like the chef is wearing gloves.

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  • Can't FORGET THE MAYONAISEEEEEE, *EVIL LAUGHTER*

    You want some soda little boy!! XDDD

  • hahahahaha. soda!

  • lolololol pause at 2:42

    rly rofling

  • I snorted. I never snort.

  • "you want some soda little boyy?!?!?" im not a little boy!! XD haha hilarious :P

  • Lmfao. RacRonalds. I think I know what the fast food joint was.

  • RECKLESS!!! LMAOOOO

  • lmfaooo..eww i know what thats like i went to a waffle house for the first time a couple yrs back and the dude looked jus like that extra dirty and NO GLOVES..ughhh I would not eat there i jus ran

  • because dirty buns are bad!

  • too frickin funny!!!!

  • rac ronalds lol

  • lmfao, yoooo! (O_O)!

  • my pet peeve is people useing the bathroom without washing their hands then touch me its so freaking gross

  • I LOST MY LUNCH WE HE SAID u want some soda little BOY

  • Not a glove in sight!! Disgusting!

  • TOTALLY AGREE! Just went to a Burger King on my local Army post and EWWWWWWWWW, no on

  • Yeah, I definitely understand about that. My husband and I used to go to Burger King in Eltham (SE9) and it made me extremely nervous that they didn't wear gloves when putting the food together. I thought it was really unsanitary. I work within a hospital and the restaurant people wear gloves when doing their job like they should and after knowing that, I think all food servers should use PPE (personal protective equipment).

  • Tomaaaaaaaaaaatoe!

  • EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • let me guess..u wanted some tomatoes too ,right?....RIGHT???? TOMATOES!! LMAO!!!

  • I hate it when I go to resturaunts (IHOP!!!!) And after I ordered my food, it comes, and i see my waitor or waitress holdin my plate on the side instead of holing it on the bottom, and his or her thumb runs against my food! UGGGGHHHH! it is always my eggs! I wonder why. So i cut that piece off! Hate it.

  • YOU WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOWAH!

  • @Vendoman500 im not a little boy

  • the part wit the bunz was my breaking point. (I have a very short fuse)

  • @Alphacat I almost threw up when u where pulling the food out of different places, i was like ewww! BTW nice job on the vids, keep up the good work.

  • YOU WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOY?!?!

    IM NOT A LITTLE BOY!!!! LOLOL!

    u make me laugh like h3LL!!!!

  • Its funny cause the burger itself, aside from all the nasty things Alpha did to it, actually looked really delicious! Great Burger Skills Alphacat ! ! !

  • my pet peeve is when im at a dance or a party and i try to dance with a girl and they say that they dont want to dance, i think that they shouldnt have came if they didnt want to dance

  • that is why i eat at subway

  • I aint eatin it!

  • wanted to know if u could do a show in detroit i think it would bring more money to detroit and put detroiters to work even if its a few nights detroiters can use the work and detroit could use the money

  • omg when i almost catch a ball at a baseball game and some other guy catches it!! urgh!!

  • ok ok that happens in fast food but that don't happen in a real kitchen the chef in the video (u) could have put on gloves but not wash his hands the right way than u get whatever's on his gloves and u can bet that its on ur food.... i understand what ur getting @ that is my pet peeve someone that don't washes there hands just nasty

  • last time i went to subway the girl sneezed into her hands whilst assembling my food.

    i looked at her- she looked at me, and i walked out.

    just imagine no gas at the station, no food at the supermarket.

  • Biggest pet peeve is using a going number two in a public restroom

  • Lol! I LOVE THE "U WANT SODA LIL BOY!" so funny

  • Ew, god that mayo part made me wanna barf. XD

  • @Kilendger Wordd

  • I just watched this for the first time, and I was about to order some supper from a pizza place. I now can not eat. Dont think I will eat for a couple years. Thanks Iman LMAO

  • my pet peeve is u wasted tht burger lmao jk mine is when a hair dresser is eatin n then touches ur hair without washing them that discust me so much like eww i dont want ya stinky foody hands in my hair so hoow ever long i keep it it smell liike food

  • LMAO, this should've gotten more views.

  • i dnt want 2 eat cheeseburgers anymore unless i make it lol

  • stupid questions/ comments are my petpeeve. like questions ppl ask when they know that you know that they know the answer.

  • lolsz this makes me never ever want to go to fast food joints ever again...that was just nasty disgusting and nauseating BLEH Xp

  • so you have a tomato dick? xD

  • People that interrupt you when you talk, scratching paper, and I fucking hate pickles in my burger!

  • hahahahaha i like how it gets grosser

  • messing up shoes at footlocker -_-

  • Hahahaha u want some soda little boi xD xD xD

  • IM NOT A LIL BOY

  • he looks like BUSTA RHYMES when he says, "want some soda little boy"

  • Did you eat that burger?

  • You have pretty hands.Weird I know but yea. Lol.

  • lmfao !!!

  • LOL "U WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOii?!" "EH IM NOT A LITLE BOii" LOOOOOOOLLLL.. omg we have vegenaise???! i have NEVER heard of that

  • You're a little fairy. You're worried about shit in your burger. Do you know how they get that meat? Do you know how they make those fries? That dude wacking off on your burger is the least of your worries. Fatso.

  • im so subcribing to u

  • hoho haha U WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOI!! IM NOT A LITTLE OMG DATS HELLA FUN LMAO I WAZ CRIEN WHEN I SEEN DAT

  • why is it that people make thier myspace status's full of drama, insucurity and sorrow and people have to guess whats wrong with them or is it just cuz they want people to comment thier status? why cant we all just get along and be happy? these are the questions i ask myself...lol

  • Omg im cryin i laughed so hard. One of mines is people who walk around the house and go outside then come back in while being barefooted.

  • Pretty good man..wish i could make videos as funny as some of yours....pet peeve i have is when someone calls you then as soon as you answer they say hold on..it drives me crazy!...like why call if you gotta do sumthin

  • Dang, this must be what my mom sees whenever we go out to eat, even when they ARE wearing gloves! You're all trippin; I don't even care like that.

  • With the beard you could pass as Denny from Poultrygeist! Gotta love the American Chicken Bunker where they always wash their hands!

  • I know I'd lose my appetite if I'd only know how my meals are prepared. Sometimes ignorance is a bliss, sometimes it can mean a bunch of illnesses... or maybe just a gurgling, empty stomach.

  • I totally share your peeve! I prepare food for other people as my job. In the food industry, washing hands doesn't mean putting them under the tap and clapping them together for a few times! Sadly, the point of the high hygiene standards has never reached to many people's comprehension who I co-work with. Usually it ain't dangerous to loosen up a little, but I still think it's gross. Same goes with the glove thing. You have to change them after every step. Have a guess...

  • You want some soda lil boy hahahaha. One of mine is ppl not looking at ppl when they talk 2 them

  • Since im a senior, im still in the school setting. Nothing erks me more than when ppl put there feet up on the desk. The school is not your home you don't just put your feet up where ever you want. geez. Also when people say "pacific" instead of what they really want to say "specific". That bothers me....

  • Girls saying, "OMG im so fat!!!" ooohhh man that eeks me in so many wrong ways.

  • lol wack ronalds

  • I almost ripped my stitches laughing at that!

  • how did you get your  beard /mustach like that

  • lmfao

  • my pet peev?when people's soda is all gone but they just keep trying to drink it

  • LOL!! Once I was in a resturant, and the waiter sneezed ON MY FOOD, and handed it to me. I was like, AHHHHHH!!!!!! I paid the check why, I don't know) and left. Gross. He could have at least covered his mouth.

  • I work in a fast food place & i agree its nasty when I see others not wearing gloves when i go to other places.....now there is sum ppl that get the dirty treatment cause yall just act stupid when u come and order your food so u act up we fuck your shit up

  • oommmmggg this video just gave me the willies!!!! it was hilarious though. props to you! this video actually reminded me of a time when my friend and i went to a little diner for a bagel and the guy preparing it, although he wore gloves, had dropped a chunk of cream cheese on his shirt, took it off and put it on the bagel like someone was going to eat that!

  • Lmao. Ew. Sound effects were gross. =P <3

  • When I'M using a public bathroom and I hear someone else finish and you can just hear them walk out without washing their hands!! I'm just like damn you gross!!! Who the hell was that?! lol Or when people SMACK THEiR F00D!! Or when they stare at me when I'm eatin, like damnnn get out my face dude. lol Or where I work (grocery store) ppl act like udk how to bag or scan stuff like damn lemme do mi job asshole!!!!

  • @apcf16 I dont have to wash my hands after I pee cause I aim at the toilet bowl, not my fingers.

  • @apcf16 I don't have to wash my hands after I pee cause I aim at the toilet bowl, not my fingers.

  • omfg the best!!!!

  • LOL YOU WANT SOME SODA BOY?

  • LMFAO I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THIS VIDEO YOU WOULDNT BELEIVE IT!!!!!!! 5/5 soooo worth it

  • One of my two biggest pet peeves is people yawning without covering theior mouths and when they don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. These two things just gross me out and tick me off.

    But, man, that was a funny way of putting the attitude of fast food workers. And what is really bad is when they act like it is a freaking hassle to take your order. Or when you find a hair in your food.

  • one of my biggest pet peeves is when ppl smack between every word of they're sentence [e.g. hi(smack) how(smack) are (smack) You(smack) doing (smack) today(smack) etc.]the ppl at my school do that ALL the time.

  • @babyshaqallday123 it's like a foreign language almost lol

  • ugh my pet peevs are your (anyone's) bare hands stratch against ice.another one is the DOG OUTSIDE MY HOUSE barking all night long

  • ew. This reminds me of when I work in a food place. I was the only one, no joke who even thougt aabout gloves! I was enevr on my phone. When we finally got gloves one lady wore them in the bathroom and came out with them to make orders. My petpeeve is seeing the disgusting shit people do and youa re the only one trying to fix it

  • YOU WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOY?! LOL!

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    I am new to your page, the addiction started with the shakira she wolf parody. I'm an addict keep up the great work. pet peeve is people talking with spit in the corners of the mouths. geez us!!!!

  • haha, sometimes, the cook is the cashier. so they dealing wid money and making your food

  • i know man people do that all the time and in the bathroom there's always a sign that says employees must wash hands but of course they don't always listen.:(

  • @firenight9

    I think it's just sad that the employees need a reminder in the first place -_-

  • my pp: i hate wen ppl sneeze wen ther servin my food

    this video is funny visit my channel and coment onem. give me advice 2 make a vid

  • Wow dude this was funny. This makes me laugh ever time ( seen it about 100 times lol) Keep it up.

  • YOU WANT SOME SODA LITTLE BOY!!! lmao Classic

  • LMAO! This vid was HILARIOUS!

  • eeeehhhhhhhh!!!!!! diskustinggg!!! lol

    one of mine is people tellin me what tu do

  • EW.

  • Everyone needs to keep in mind that ANY restaurant (forget fast food) is capable of grossness or even grosser than fast food gross. It's just that we rarely see or notice in restaurants. If you think about that, you'll never eat out again!

    Fast food in moderation is fine. It's those that eat there all the time that need to worry. Not worry about what people think of them, but about their own health.

  • I used to work at sonic in '05 and we weren't required to wear gloves. just seeing how ppl put the food together made me sick. I haven't ate there since.

  • veganaise? really?? lol

  • GROSS....

  • I hate when i tell something to the person and they say" What You Say" and about less than 3 secs later they say the sme correct thing i said and i hang up on them sometimes not on my mama

  • Hahaha. Very creative. Keep it up.

  • im frm ny...wen i went to FL, these nasty as muthafucers didnt have on n e gloves @ burger king.....i no in ny u have to wear gloves.....i told the manager wtf, y they dont have gloves on...she say oh cuz its not required WTF!!!!!!!!

  • Haha. man this video will always make me laugh

  • so true.

  • you want soda!!! little boy!!!!

  • You were like a black shane Dawson in this video! Is that racist? Well it's a good thing to say so I guess it's not?

  • i see that ALL the time.. its disgusting!!!!!

  • I like when they touch it with bare hands it adds flavor

  • how did he do that?? what the hell!!!?? he has a mustase!!!!! and he doset WHAT THE FUCK!!!?

  • well he had his mustache at first filmed, than shaved it filmed, at the end he put all of them together and edit it... he does that pretty much time so some people wouldn't say "the characters in the vid are the same, that's lame!"

  • My biggest pet peeve is the same. I cant stand when people touch my food with their bare hands; Ugh...so gross.

  • it's so funny!! but alphacat, when you eat sushi, it's kinda same! and they don't even have time to wash their hands

  • Pet Peeves huh....One is litter exspecially these days with the whole "green" thing. And how is there litter right next to the trash cans?

    And I know everyone hates other people bad ass kids. We try to give our bad kids to others for hours at a time (babysitters)....lol. The thing is if your kid is acting a fool- (maybe I should video that one...lol)

    I have a few because stuidity is everywhere. I'll have to get back to you one this.