Scientology Volunteer Ministers EXPOSED Pt 1

[electrogeek77]

Also, replace every mention of "VM" with "BM". Let hilarity ensue.

[electrogeek77]

Holy shit, he sounds like a horrible French stereotype.

[imnotlookinganyway]

It sounds like people are laughing during the guy's speech. Could it be the laughter of upper management, for knowing that they are duping thousands who have no idea who is "volunteering" and "helping" them?

[RockTakerStoneCold]

Bullshit, Pure Sick Mental Bullshit that's what scientology is

Corruption , Mafia , Secrets etc

[bikeguy98]

Cost of enrollment in the largely unsuccessful Narconon program: $23,000, cost to reach OT VIII: $380,000, watching Scientology get exposed all over the internet: PRICELESS!

[perlaand]

crooks

[flakcannon1]

Man what a nice people! Real American heroes! Nobody in world do so much for people. Great job brothers. CT 4- my goal this year

[sl0beck]

Wow, some VM help 1 person get treatment in the states for a bum leg. What does that even mean? He wheeled the guy on the plane in a wheelchair and now wants to take credit for getting someone "a new leg"? - put down the pipe and step away from the crack.

[tibherius]

absolutely fucking disgusting scentology must be destroy and david miscavig hang

[MongoMetrix]

Another news story about the good work of Scientology volunteer Ministers in Haiti!

The New Haven Register (CT): "EMT makes good on promise to quake survivor," February 19, 2010

The VM arranged for a young man with a crushed leg to get a new leg and stateside treatment.

If he hadn't, the man would have preferred to die rather than lose his leg. The Scientology Volunteer Minister arranged it and is making it happen.

HUGE thanks also to the Hospital of Saint Raphael in New Haven!

[eaglefort]

The time of reckoning is upon u scientology.

[SPGoblivion]

this is fucking disgusting

[HABRADASHR]

scientology needs to be destroyed

[OpenComments]

Though aid agencies from other countries were not allowed to land, the plane got a slot right away—and though the Scientologists had nowhere to stay and nowhere to set up their touch healing tent, they got themselves on the UN list of approved NGOs and were allowed to set up on UN grounds. "But they had no one who spoke Creole, and they brought the weirdness of touch healing into a very superstitious society." They even caused medical hassles by feeding people who were scheduled for surgery.

[OpenComments]

A tipster who traveled to Haiti on a Scientology plane gives Gawker a firsthand account of how the religion is ineptly attempting to help. The "completely unprepared" volunteers planned to buy food once they got there instead of bringing it along, "but there was no food and no water. That was the point," he writes. One girl brought no shoes other than "designer cowboy boots"; a guy who hadn't brought toiletries or food figured he'd pick them up at the Port-au-Prince airport.

[theanonwolf]

oh shut the fuck up already... what a crock of total shit! It's pure brainwashing PR! i'm gonna hurl.

[ridebikeovision]

The Disaster Relief Effort in Haiti is a global activity. There are people and organizations from all over the world working side by side to save the people of Haiti--volunteers, doctors, nurses, military and religious people. It didn't matter who you were or where you came from before you got to Haiti, while in Haiti you were part of a united team.

Thank you Scientology Volunteer Ministers!

[OpenComments]

@ridebikeovision

Scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the "advanced" levels) as profound spiritual truth.

[Librarian62]

So who would like to contact the office of Jeb Bush to hear the words, "Jeb Bush does not now nor has ever endorsed Scientology."

And what the heck constitutes an "assist"

[live18]

it is really sad to see how covertly COS infiltrates themselves into the local gov't.  Then again, not everyone has a real understanding of what COS stands for

[Bristow42]

Carpet baggers

[darthspeaks]

I would give a million dollars to see his head explode from a laser blast.

[LegionAreWe]

@darthspeaks

we have lazorz

[michaelrobert1974]

Very impressive expansion!

[jdtrickster4]

@michaelrobert1984

If only it were true

I know many Scientologists have read Orwell's "1984." Why can't they see this is a version of "Oceania's winning on all fronts, our armies are marching on, we're defeating East Asia at every turn?"

We know "Lil brother" David Miscavige is watching YOU. He has ur transgressions & sins IN WRITING to keep u promoting the party line & bend ur will to his own when u go astray

Remember DOUBT is a CRIME in $cientology

See "The Truth Rundown" @ tampabay. com

[Kreaden]

Germany? How the hell did they go there and not get arrested seeing as Scientology is deemed a violent cult and is illegal there.

[80Perkele]

Scientology is not illegal in Germany where did you get that from..?! They are active in many cities but they are not viewed as a religion....Meaning they don't have church status no tax exmpt and so forth that's the only difference really but they do exist and they are highly watched....!

Tom Cruise has been lobbying in Germany during his time in Berlin...!

[Kreaden]

I miss spook so sue me. What I meant is that Germany does not look highly on Scientology and has deemed it a Violent Cult. That is why that nut job Tom Cruise had to fight to be able to film the World War 2 movie that he is starring in, in Germany. The German government originally had denied the movie to be filmed in Germany due to the fact that Tom is a scientologist.

Also youi sound a little empathic about it not being illegal. Would it happen that you are one of them?

[squilky1951]

Volunteer Ministers are only interested in selling books,more money for Miscavaige,they are NEVER EVER SEEN,offering AID or MONEY to victims,they NEVER EVER OFFER anything to ANYONE.

[squilky1951]

Volunteer Ministers,LMFAO,they have been in DARFUR,ZIMBABWE,RWANDA,SIERRA LEONE,THE CONGO,LEBANON,SOMALIA,millions of starving people cannot wait to see people dressed in yellow shirts,trouble is they are STILL WAITING,STILL STARVING.

[mammaford05]

@squilky1951 - Hey squilky - what are YOU doing about it? Easy to point fingers, isn't it?

[jdtrickster4]

@mammaford05

He probably donated goods or cash AS I DID. $cientology's Vulture M$inisters are only interested in -the pgm & leaders like David Miscavige & his cowed Upper Mgmt, not decent Scienos who sincerely wish to help- photo op opportunities, PR & proselytize $cientology's dogma to lure the unwary to its Cult of Miscavige so his crime syndicate can cont. to bleed the marks with pseudo scientific quackery; which is what the word "Scientology" meant in 1908 b4 Hubbard *COINED* it in 1954 ;-D

[skoek]

Did that jackass say the VM put out a "major blaze" in Vancouver?

[squilky1951]

Does anybody in the whole world understand a fucking word he is saying,gibberish,mumbo jumbo,gobbledygook.

[ahnawneemus]

It's called "duckspeak."

[cestmi002]

From the Volunteer Minister Cavalcade Organizing Board: "DIVISION 4

VFPs [Valuable Final Products, the end result of a plan of action drawn up with targets.]

2. Public who have completed Scientology Handbook Booklet Courses and are routed to the org for further services."

med!af!re(.)com/?oizxqsjt8jk

[Ogsonofgroo]

I 5star's this steaming pile just because I thought it was great to post such a blatant spew of outright crap. Buying into this propaganda, hmmmmm, makes you crazier than you were. The miracle is that nobody ate them for dinner. What a fucking crock!

[Ogsonofgroo]

*GAG*

:(

[anonymously1nspired]

makes me want to vomit .....i hope these people lose their tax exempt status very very soon

Scientology is an evil cult that is bent on money and greed and should be renounced as a religion and be dismantled ...it is a horrible incarnation that preys upon unwary victims who are generally seeking help and advice on how to live a better life only to be lied to and milked out of all their hard earned money...scientology should be broken up and its leaders thrown in jail for fraud and human abuses

[JenniMystic]

[insert any church] is an evil cult that is bent on money and greed and should be renounced as a religion and be dismantled ...it is a horrible incarnation that preys upon unwary victims who are generally seeking help and advice on how to live a better life only to be lied to and milked out of all their hard earned money...[insert any church] should be broken up and its leaders thrown in jail for fraud and human abuses

=oP

[skoek]

[Any church] doesn't break up families, tell you not to take life-saving medically prescribed medication, drive people to suicide with alarming regularity, REQUIRE you to pay money to learn the "secrets of life". Scientology DOES.

[dkanrjskgo]

Something has to be done about those fanatics....just pathetic.

[writh123]

Xenu is coming look busy!

[memama2]

..LRon's got a fake message for you...oompa loompa doompaty dee..look out for Xenu..he's pretty scary...what do you do with a ghost inside you?..take all our courses for a million or two... you can join in the Sea Org and then...give us your life for a $1.10...(I don't like the sound of that) Oompa loompa dippity dee..the protestors have a message for me...oompa loompa dappidy dare...I'm getting OUT of this CULTS lair!!oompa loompa doopidee dooo! this is what YOU CAN DO TOO!FREEfreeFREEDOPADEDE!

[cestmi002]

pt 2 moar interesting.

[AlexanderRaccoon]

Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo. . .

[squilky1951]

Volunteer minister crusade,what a load of horseshit,he really means sell books to trauma victims,sicko.

[gtrmn34]

I hope Miscaivage gets sick and suffers from the asbestos poisoning while on the freewinds cruise ship. He deserves to die a horrible death for what he has done to all of those clueless people

[bodgerd]

yeh right crazy fuckers

[usafhk]

20 years and after 10 min he walked out pain free.. LOL omg..

[MemeAnon]

Why do they keep talking about bowel movements? LULZ.

[iaxillulz]

crazy fucks

[Jmbrandon9]

A..... crusade... huh?

scary, scary stuff....

[mytubedude532]

NEWS FLASH!!!! Yellow tents world wide appear in garage sales. Hope all those books are recyclable because South Africa needs toilet paper.

[ot5auditor]

OMG, it is the voice of Count Dracula. ROFL. This is hillarious.

[anoncell]

lol

The truth will prevail.