two german girl

[Knightcross100]

was für ein Schwachsinn....

[bobb22ful]

I'm a German American Farm boy from Olivenhain California.many years ago I ended up getting stationed in W.Germany in the Army.I just remember some of the Germans I first met really being insulting to us and the look on their faces' when I spoke fluent Schwabisch to them,lol,,,with a slight touch of sachsisch thown in.that was a real kodak moment!these old Germans were calling us"zupfern"and"scheiss amis"and one of them was calling me a"lach affe"before I finally responded with"oh'we've met"?

[sejun00]

i want to go to south german german german german!

[Hadding1933]

I don't think these are German girls. The voice seems to be dubbed.

[gr33nvisi0n]

@Hadding1933 might be a joke as well because those "infomercials" always have a horrible dubbing

[CHOP181095]

@sunzsu omg.... where are you from..? ..moon?

[1abraham12]

Wtf,,

[MrDavonstar]

stacey sunshine and her assistent michelle^^

[theraviolicat2]

Hello!

[niKh4rdshuffle]

Godwin's Law

[sunzsu]

btw "the West" (and north) is quasi the same area than the british occupied zone after the last war. Thats the best part of Germany. Near to Amsterdan, the most Citizens and Cities, the Sea and the best slang and accent

[42CaratGold]

@sunzsu

actually north germany is like east germany.

[MrDavonstar]

@sunzsu alter hamburg hat st.pauli "!!

[sunzsu]

germany has got some kind of "cultural border" like in amerika the north and the south. but here we have the south, the west, and the east. in the clichee the east-germans are ex-communists, today neonazis and poor. The South is a bunch of farmers, always eating sausages and very provincial (for example the bavarians). the west (and quite simlar the north) is much more urban and industrialized with a firm working-class and open-minded. its the "real germany" in my opinion. greets !

[GLITCHERO]

heil hitler

[Angii96ifyable]

@GLITCHERO

bist du gay oda so??!!

[sunNbass]

@GLITCHERO ...nur dumm/just dumb

[SoRryMm]

omg diese texte sind voll fürn arsch :D

[lizardsy]

I want to see the 4th Reich begin

[SuperUlli99]

michelle is the best living thing I've ever seen

[UncleKennybobs]

What's this shit??

[oMkRn]

@UncleKennybobs It's shit.

[hayden50]

American commercial dubbed in German,lol

[BenLinus1989]

@hayden50

yeah...when i look tv in the night i see this and i think about this.

buy americans this shit really??

omg

XD

[atomicplayboy4u]

A woman speaking German or English with a German accent is SOOO HOT !!! :)

[roaringwaterbay]

is there some kind of lesbian disease going around in germany?

[mrcannonskull2]

remember, Strettan, un Ibenhaiden!

[argh523]

hehe... funny thing is, they aren't german, but most likely american. Why? It's oviously (for germans) a voice over, which is common for those comercial programs

[ToooM300]

mischelle du kleines miststück! :DD

[EiRoNcRoSS]

only german dubbed. but yes ur right. these are germans girls, cuz 92% of EVERY white human is german. becuz the old germanic is the origin of white people. and if u see some1 with blond hair or blue eyes, then u do know hes 100% german.

[RaphaElBarrelLa]

@EiRoNcRoSS  Slavic People

[BlingLady100]

i am a german girl - ich bin ein deutsches mädchen :D

[Talulah1997]

these are in no way GERMAN girls...they re American...These kind ofparodies of American Girls are shown late night on German television....they re making fun of the American forms of advertising.. :-)

[stickernation]

WTF !? Was this a parody ?! GENIOUS

[TheElenarussia]

It seems that almost all expected to see the Nazis.

[TheThemeltons]

oh wow have fun with that you abschaum

[BestofMovieClipZ]

Jungs und Mädels das is doch nur synchronisiert sind nicht mal "GERMAN GIRLS"

-----------

Not even German. Synchro...

[vatonorteno]

These are American chicks, not Germans! The commercial is obviously dubbed.

[milbomilbo]

@vatonorteno It's not quite as bad as obviously American adverts dubbed with English accents - I think this is the obvious point of the parody - it wouldn't work unless you could tell they were obviously dubbed.

[senior1mexicano2]

i want a german girl

[NfeatL]

@senior1mexicano2 so have fun by searching ;)

[HFKSJHGJFHGJF]

@gynicologa und du bist es hurensohn

[Dehpwnage]

@Calvarienberg shut the fuck up. ur insulting a religion not a language. im a german muslim, and i love the german language so dont go assuming shit u fucking idiot. insulting a language is 1 thing, insulting someones beleive is another thing. next time u comment , plz bet a little smarter.

[HFKSJHGJFHGJF]

2 nazis girls

[gynicologa]

@HFKSJHGJFHGJF 1 son of a bitch

[spanish4100]

@HFKSJHGJFHGJF fuck you

[HFKSJHGJFHGJF]

@spanish4100 and who answered to you?cocksucker

[bergfriedorg]

Nichts daran ist Deutsch. Das ist peinlicher amerikanischer Dummquatsch. 

[Adinax86]

@Calvarienberg If the Chinese spoke 20 different languages like Europeans, they wouldn´t have the power they currently do. Europeans need to unite in order to prevent World domination by states like China, Iran, North Korea and Russia. Europe will never be strong if it isn´t united. One part of this process is speaking the same language so we can all communicate with each other freely.

[bohemianh]

cute

[Adinax86]

@Calvarienberg English is also spoken in the leading state of the World, United State. Americans outnumber you Germans by 220 million. It is also the language that pretty much everyone in Europe learns in school while German is optional. Face it, the time of German language will be over after a few centuries.

[lokdog1000]

@Adinax86

haha you think so

ur child will have small eyes like a chinese

[Adinax86]

@Calvarienberg English is the dominating language of the World. After a few centuries most people will speak English and German will be forgotten.

[xmenfan5]

:43 ein fuhrer deich XD

[Barracuda007]

this may be the best most awesome thing i've seen on this website......

[LiliLiddy]

not every german girl is blond. :(

[MrKlauskinski]

and by the way these girls are not german, american cheep comercials and the video is crap

[MrKlauskinski]

@Calvarienberg was redet ihr den für ein scheis

[nytmstr]

Deuthchland uber alles!

[Krahbbbs]

@Calvarienberg Deutsch ist die beste Sprache!

[Skwogu]

@Calvarienberg ja man!!! hahaha xD

[PrivatePeterson]

@Calvarienberg ich liebe Deutschland!

[PrivatePeterson]

ist das axe?

[bestamerica]

germanian ladies are so pretty and sexy women,,,

also hot lovers on a bed so good

[chrismaryflores]

@bestamerica lol..american guys all they knows is to fuck.. lol

[Jupp12345xD]

das sind keine deutschen, aber egal!! =D das sieht man ja allein an den mundbewegungen der frauen...-.-

[summerdying111]

I use AXE, how come no german girls come up to me. : (

[manos111100]

pigs...nazis

we need our money back....

fuck agelaaaaaaaa..... porn

[ammarsyed1]

these girls are seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy accept it. Even Greece girls are not bad. But English girls are shitttt.

[bestamerica]

ammarsyed1,

what is wrong with english lady is sh - - - -

[BaemDieSeifenblase]

Das sind keine Deutschen :'D

Hmmm

Ahja

[hejot3]

What does this funny video have to do with national traits ???

[taroyo44]

ich been mexicanish und ich liebe dich deuchland leute.....ok im mexican but i love german people... yo soy mexicano y amo a la gente alemana

[12345obama]

Finger im Po, Mexiko

[AlenaGirly]

Reminds me of playing sims 2 the people on there sound like that to me :p

[scott231us]

I lived in both Germany and the US and I can honestly say many Germans are biggots, often negative, and too opinionated and blame the world for their own problems. Germans should look at themselves before making rude comments about others. They think they understand the world, but know very little. There is bad Americans and Germans, but overall Germans has less morals. There are exceptions, but overall this is the case.

[77split77]

must be that one german fucked your girlfriend, so you become frustrated and full of prejudice against Germans. I cannot say overall bad things about anybody. I never blamed others for my problems.

[cobei12]

hahahaha strecken und einreiben, strecken und einreiben

[tret34tg]

Down to USA, Israel,

[rolfch5]

Down to USA, Israel, and the etrnal Jew!

[GitarenEnBananen]

Down to Iran, Saudi Arabia and the etrnal islam!

[g00gleb0t]

@rolfch5

are you on crack?

[Coolflames101]

@electrosiam Yeah and when you go to Frankfurt, everyone is polish or turkish lol

[electrosiam]

@Coolflames101 no. 79Million in Germany are Germans(79-82) and 3--4Millions are from other countrys.

In frankfurt are much Polish or Turkish people but only in a part of Frankfurt.

[LUIZAOO]

@electrosiam

but leder pants are funny in Kirva!! :D

[evinger79]

i wish they showed this commercial in america i bet there would be alot more axe sales

[KlausKonigsberg]

O yes we are ashmed about our past..

you remember iroshima,, nagasaki,,

orange agent,, dresden..

do you know that stalin kill four millions of ukranians of hunger..

yes thats is the nature of mankind,, and the americans, english russians or polens are no better than us.

[novice8814]

KlausKonigsberg: You have nothing to be ashamed of. History is written by the victors. institutional shame is destroying what is left of shrinking Germany.

[pritzi101]

That's exactly what I say.

[18DB666]

actually, germans ARE ashamed of their past

[Beans29]

They are ashamed of Nazi's not Germans.

[Getchafuck1]

German italian american ....its all the same..a bunch of holes ..

[Piercetp]

Are you saying that they all are ho's ;-)

[Getchafuck1]

yep dude..

[musingmike]

indeed. that's because they are so ashamed of their past. i'm a US Soldier in Germany. woop de dooo

[SgtBastard101]

Ashamed of their past? These woman were'nt even alive during WW2! Go step on a landmine you easily led Obama communist automaton! I bet your this swave when your trying to get some from the local woman. Lying piece of wortheless filth. Go ahead and make people feel bad. I love your type-when their in my sites....

[streetbikefanatic]

Also in germany, and also a military member. Germans arent ashamed of their past and your an idiot for thinking so. Maybe if your not such an arrogant fuck you could talk to a few and get to know them. Sorry everyone, US military members arent usually like this. From Ramstein AFB

[KlausKonigsberg]

Ami....

go home and stay there... for ever

[miakkk]

wow german girls are HOT!

[sotlarSLO]

only boobs.

[redbaroniii]

Thses girls are not German they are Mormon

[fockewulfsuperass]

Gruß an Dich ,

[fockewulfsuperass]

I agree,

ich stimme Dir zu.

[Cleoelsa]

Nur weil die beiden Tussen deutsch REDEN, sind sie ganz sicher noch keine 'german girls'. Die übertriebene Machart dürfte wohl eher eine amerikanische Parodie auf ihre eigenen dämlichen Werbespots sein.

[555tothee666]

Is das krank

[HVYMETL]

Looks like the video is from a cell phone pointed at the TV. Bad video! bad, bad video.

Was schau on der fernsehen ist aber gut.

[idiotonfire3]

its amazing i dont understand the language but i get the general purpose

[dunnowhyimhere]

these german girls are dayum beautiful and  hot,yummy

[lurkula]

These are American girls.

[Teddymurda]

yeah ... german girls are not so stupid <.<

[chfreund]

Jetzt muss ich meinen Rücken einreiben, aber ich komm nicht dran ....

muahaha roflmao

[Jonnymont]

das peeling vorkout!

[Semithemartian]

I love german girls!

[tresckow]

michelle and stacy????

[cortez1561]

ist toll! , supergeil klasse!

[stfu69now]

I wanna spray my snake peel all over them... ;] Mmmm, nice how they start rubbing on each other LOL

[kripto007]

das sind keine deutschen

[lolman84]

das sind keine deutschen!!

they're not german!!

[enterthematrix556]

sie sind nicht deutsch, aber sie sprecht deutsch.

[lolman84]

das ist einfach nur synchronisiert, wie filme. dann schreibt man das hin und nicht dass die deutsch sind. auf deutsch zu sprechen macht einen nicht deutsch.

its synchronised, like movies. one have to write that down and that they are germans-speaking german does not make someone german.

[Semithemartian]

Great! German girls are beautiful. It sucks to be Israeli..

[Routanne]

@Semithemartian No, it sucks to be black.

[beatboxer1990]

wawa wawawawawawawaw lol

[ferihegy]

omg, die 2 Mädels finde ich einfach nur sexy. Sehr geil.

[PigLover69]

Big LOL, mein bratwurst is sticking out mein zipper

[Hatice2]

Die dümmsten Leute die ich je in meinen Leben getroffen habe waren US Amerikaner.. So was von verblödet und saudumm.... Einmal USA und nie wieder...

[silvertoadzzz]

Danke Arschloch, einfach bleibst in Deutschland bitte. -Amerika :>

[GERMANforCERTAIN]

this comercial is awesome, but it is dubbed.

[Morrick123]

O.M.G

[RedJoker]

Wenn man mal den Naziabschaum in unserem Land nicht mit einberechnet, dann könntest du recht haben .... Obwohl, wir sind dümmer als man denkt.

[thomas7250]

im american, i have no idea what the hell is going on, but for some reason i love this commercial XD

[mooch801]

They aren't American or German, the blond is Greek, and the Brunette is Swedish. It is just dubbed into German. Where ever they are from they are hot!

[ikewib]

They´re American. Only the sound is German!!!

[takomaguy]

lip synched

[Setachins]

yes a reatrd make this video..

[nonfamerik]

vunderbar or whatever.. im guessing that meens wonderfull

[onkelhaproduktion]

oje oje

[tronador01]

ja ja que pedazo de teutonas aí falto yo ji ji.

[kollinose]

it a shame that u guys are talking about what u dont know. read your bible well and find out all u need to know about what has been and what will be. all things work together for those that believe in God.

[michaelballack]

Oooh I remember this when I was in Switzerland!

[LesCrapio]

It's not very sexy. You just see by the comments here.

[unclejemima25]

GEIL

[manuelagras60]

I love the think Hitler, and USA have too much niggers in there. Fuck obama go to it your banana.

[Peetgilb]

You're really clever.

[stravinskyrocks]

I wish all American infomercials were like this!

[woodwater1000]

true i went to cologne for first time in 10 years, and half the people are foreign.

goodbye german race

[ProcyonAlpha]

It's not BS i agree, unfortuantely it's our homegrown left wing liberals who are the cause of the problem. But i wouldn't worry too much man, it won't be long before another hitler type man steps up and annihilates them.

[Moloooch]

hahahahahahahahahah you damn racist motherfuckers soo silly^^

[MelMeister84]

I am but a poor American girl caught in this war of words! :-(

[PyroDO1992]

man you write such a bullshit!!

[coaxia]

u guys r all talking about each other ... this video is fucking hilarious

[El7IncA]

thats true german girls are becoming muslins they speak turkish muslins and they are proud of it...what a disgusting race, germans are nazis, now they want to be muslins...

[PyroDO1992]

Are you crazy nearly all germans had maken bad experiences with muslims they dont want to be muslims i live in germany i must know that ! dont talk about something you know nothing about asshole!

[DuSseLd0Rk]

Tirbrath, why are you defending the "European" Race..? You're an irish negro.. Piece of shit..

The true European race will never die, asshole.. Take your feelbe-minded, idiotic comments and go fuck yourself..

[manoynav]

ElbeRiver get an education asshole!

[hannesthefreakl]

die beiden *deutschen* "girls" mit den namen stacy und michelle;)

[arcadikoorda]

i agree they do drink sake

[deadchicken333]

wow they have way wird commercials for axe....lol...

[pok81]

that's a satirical spot

[Shwan1975]

hä !!! wie deutsche girl mann sieht doch

[sweethoney269]

ich glaub eher nich dass die deutsch sin..aba naja is ja auch egal:D

[xdragoox]

German Texan right here.

I've got brown hair and brown eyes.

[RrealTuRK]

guys most of german and american teenagers are beautiful but when they get fucked or reach 30s nost of 'em become fat lesbians.

[kronso23]

asian women stay hot for a long time

[akira2196]

cuz they drink tea and sake

[friggl]

@kronso23

So you know from experience. That means you've been with old asian women?

[veggiespork]

HA-HA.

Asshole.

[tdarpaci]

Ich mag Deutsch sprechen!

[salserinsabroson]

German girls are way better than American girls. They don't have a fucking attitude.