How to Escape From a Bad Party without Offending the Host

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

i have been in this situation thousands of times for friends' b day parties and this helps a lot.

[ipodtouch616]

The girls is nice

[TheGxrcix]

Wow the girl is so fucken cute :]

[eyesack9]

just say that the drinks gave you aids and go home

[glitterbear27]

will this work in Facade?

[jaxonlong]

A teetotaler is a person who never drinks

[METALLOVEx]

step one: drink beer ALOT of beer

step two: get so drunk that they throw you out

DONE

[applerules100]

step one: leave

mission accomplished

[Wutsakumquat]

What's a teetotaler?

[GuyAndJoeTV]

This also works for when your trying to get out of your brothers birthday when he's trying to- find you, then draw a permanent marker moustache on you exept instead of a thank you for marking my face with your idiocy and permenent marker I wrote- Dom you are annoying cya. This isn't mean considering my brother is 3 years older and has an IQ of 3

[danceandletdie827]

this is perfect- my friend always has a really lame party.

[SleeezeyNBreezy]

That girls cute, id take her with me to the next party

[frozenterror93]

Step 8: After giving the thank you note, be prepared to be invited to another lame party.

Step 9: Your fucked.

[BeeLuvProductions]

so now how cast is teaching kids how to lie?

[47Indigo47]

Send a thank you note? Are you fucking kidding me?

[twizy123]

that guy was going to get laid and he blew it

[EmericanGangstarr]

@twizy123 yeah what a dumbass.

[bullet0tears]

@Albinogiraffe123 I was going to ask the same thing

[TheKrazyKurtShow]

I wouldnt defeant go to that party just to flirt with that host!

[EMOGOTHGIRLFUL]

LOL 1:32 1:39 this is only ur second time!

[AlbinoGiraffe123]

what in the fuck is a teetotaler

[BeatlesHero]

boys cute.

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

this is how you get away from the party grab cute red head and tell her that theres a better party some where else then when you get the the destination (knowing its closed) tell her dang it we gota go back to my house (or crib) then once you get there have a friend sit on the couch reading a good book something like harry potter or the art of war then introduce your friend and tell her he or she needs to concentrait so they should go in your room once you have them in your room the real party

[pretierinpink]

The girl's my sister and her name is Anne, I look just lke her.

[cloudrebelio]

@pretierinpink yeah right -.-' and im JOHN TRAVOLTA BIATCH or just Chris Brown tho =/

[flyingpiggyprincess]

@cloudrebelio ikr

[flyingpiggyprincess]

@pretierinpink bullcrappp

[TheDim360]

i wish i had see this vid a few days ago

[pascalown]

why would u want to leave, ide get the other guy 2 leave so i could slam the cute chick :)

[DuzztX]

Are you sure it's a party? Looks like a threesome to me.

[NellumAJC]

she belongs in a porn video

[jdproductions321]

cough in her face!

[PinkyPaws100]

what is a TeeTotalers? I'm sorry but I'm new to Americas and  English is veery bad. I im using my friend KayKay's you tube ecount.

[Deadmetal54]

@PinkyPaws100

It's someone who doesn't drink alcohol, usually someone who used to be an alcoholic

[8manticoreXbaricos8]

Shes cute alright.........

[sohipimhop]

im sorry but shes not THAT cute...

[maninder11]

man imma marry this women

[EmoMetalHead666]

Dude I Wouldnt Leave With A Chick Like That.

And You Can Tell She Likes You So Thats When You Take Advantage Outside Alone

[JamSterReady4U]

cute girl

[RAEIVET]

id stay if the girl was pretty like that

[masterspawn200]

hell yea shes really cute...

[myownkangaroo]

i did this, but then i got yelled at because i told 2 people different stories and they found out D:

[Oreoreogirl]

noice won mate

[maninder11]

...i need a women like that

[misspdalbump]

i set my watch on beeper mode and set it on a time then when its close to my time i start talking to the host then beep beep beep i say o man i gotta go i have work my boss makes me work a night shift soemtimes im sorry i cant stay and if she catches me i just say bye then i bolt

[dachamp142006]

very helpful

[Hablero]

I want that girl! xD

[Samuel11722]

lol i just say i have a docters thing on and bolt!! lol

[KANIKOAKINO]

I'd invite her to my parties anytime

[clubamericajr]

that girl is cute

[tara8686]

teetotalors? what is that?

[Chipean]

a person who abstains totally from intoxicating drink.

^^ yay

[cypheranarchist]

okay shes hot. Throw me a party and I'll come, sweetie.

[pretierinpink]

@cypheranarchist She's my sister.

[flyingpiggyprincess]

@pretierinpink yet again bulllcrrrapp

[pretierinpink]

@flyingpiggyprincess No it's not.

[macthecomedian]

my main priority would try to get that other guy to leave.

tell him something like theres... "FREE BITCHES OUTSIDE!" or something.

[2tur]

hey man...you know i love ya right man? she has hiv ..look dude i got a cab right outside for ya

itll take ya to a bar

"guy"thanks dude!

me" anytime

hehehee

[MrYellowTractor]

or, another way is to slyly text a freind or relative etc. to call you and pertend that something important is going on and you completely forgot about it. well, thats what i'd do... it'l most probably backfire :| haha

[dhiking]

that girl is really cute

[kicktlat]

it shouldn't be your fault the host sucks at throwing parties

woooooh

[J0hannski]

I bet the people at the party started having group sex only a few seconds after the bored guy left.

[LastMasta45]

Lol I feel dumb in the beginning I thought it said "bed parties" and I look at the girl I was like "You wanna escape from THAT!"

[MonkeyBoy2194]

I agree

[ThinDiamond]

I think i would stay with her,

Heck, might as well sleep over

[crunkman407]

orrrrrrrrr just dont go,

[4sakes]

teetotalers?

[AlmoshT]

Damn that girl's hot.

[GaryLeeProduction]

why would you walk away from the girl xD

[vicgran08]

she's real pretty :)

[gaara0231]

she looks sad at the leaving parts

[codypg]

i would stay with the chick ;)

[Kaity11]

good tip!!!

[SnowKid32]

Why would you leave from that chick!?

[josh43bmx]

girl is super cute!!!

[lagas5]

yeah.. ^_^

[shahherwan93]

haha

[MultiRump]

@josh43bmx i bet you dont remember making this comment do you?

[josh43bmx]

@MultiRump Yes I do.... why wouldn't I?

[MultiRump]

@josh43bmx lol cuz it was 2 years ago

[celineB444]

yes!

[celineB444]

yes!

[celineB444]

yes!

[celineB444]

yes!

[clownpenis0]

lol ritz crackersss

[oishiininja]

Aww shes so cute when she put the sad puppy face

XD!

[VERYWEIRDPERSONYAY]

what's a teetotaler?

[WoWn00berg00ber]

someone who doesnt drink

[VERYWEIRDPERSONYAY]

ohhh OK.

[magemeatloaf]

lmao, instead, just bring weeeeed!

[nessi96]

Great strategies, but I'd stick with just leaving.