Sexy Scientology gals promote Melrose Mission in Hollywood but it goes bankrupt anyway

[JayPCM]

I'd have sex with them.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@JayPCM There was a sauna on the property. I would have reco'ed you do them in there.

[Supernaught16]

@TheEndOfScientology I'm pink sheeting you to OW's.... Actually.... Ethic cycle, you dont know when you are getting off and then to OW's. You will be back on course after.

[beaf01]

Are those the hottest chicks they could come up with. Weak.

[PanicPlanet]

how the hell does an organization with members like Tom, John and Kirstie make such cheesy videos?!?!?!?

[TheEndOfScientology]

@PanicPlanet These are just local scientology franchisees making this video. It is as if you are complaining that the local mcdonalds franchise on the corner does not make local commercials as good as the national mcdonalds does.

[VoodooPolitico]

You guys didnt know that the Scientology Cult was using WHORES for promotion? Apparently some of you dont remember the "Handjobs for Hubbard" promotional campaign. They were also promoting a new way to "read" you. They had an E-meter that was hooked up to a Flesh Light. They had a line going three blocks down Hollywood Blvd for that one. I went back three times to make sure they got a good reading on me.

[MrAgent075]

Fuck.

Scientology really makes some terrible videos.

This has got to be the most boring piece of propaganda I've ever seen.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@MrAgent075 Yes, would you take a course from them on self promotion? 

[MrAgent075]

@TheEndOfScientology FUCK NO!!! ;D

[fzappa007]

I am still waiting for "the Sexy Sciontology Gals" ....

When do they show up ?

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still waiting!!!

[mollie2810]

How many Copyrights got violated by the cult in this video?

[TheEndOfScientology]

@mollie2810 Youtube has blocked this video in German for those reasons. Ooops. Hey, it's not MY video!

[mollie2810]

@TheEndOfScientology

I know. I am in Germany XD

[TheEndOfScientology]

@mollie2810 They stole at least four songs! Unfortunately you can't even go to my website and watch it because youtube knows you are in Deutschland.

[mollie2810]

@TheEndOfScientology

Nah, I've seen it with the magic help of proxy but I kinda wished I hadn't. It's awful but thanks for sharing this joke. :)

[dryace86]

WTF lol!!!!!

[nowgleaning]

Actually, I found that pretty entertaining.

[BannedUfos]

Prostitutes are cheaper than those women.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@BannedUfos Plus, hookers don't expect you to read Dianetics(TM)

[analyzingfunny]

oh...I get it...Wipe Out..soon they will wipe out your bank account.

[squidlyman]

The Salvager... hummana, hummana!

[jdtrickster4]

"$cientology's 'Angels'?"

[sauroid1]

In despiration Co$ must have switched PR agencies. Sex sells just about everything why not a cult. Lecherous old LRH would have loved this, T and A = Scientology.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@sauroid1 This wasn't made by COS it was made by mission staff and they are not employed by Scientology.

[ScientologyPhishing]

Fuck, thanks a lot, I'm gonna be cringing all week now :( Need to cleanse my soul somehow....

[TheEndOfScientology]

@ScientologyPhishing You need to cleanse your soul after watching this? Perhaps you need the Purification Rundown(TM)

[anonmonk]

2 of them maybe but that little one is a shocker. They are so full of sh@$t.

Thanks for posting..

[analyzingfunny]

OMG!!!!! it IS real!!!!!!! un---fucking----believable!!! wtf...this is worse than the Tom Cruise Master of the Muffin how to get babes scientology ifometial on youtube.

[analyzingfunny]

Please tell me this isnt real..

[ntko55]

hahhahahahahahahahahahah,,,(ca­tch my breath)...hahahahahahahahah where did they get these trannies from?

[Talljim01]

With the music this had a Robert Rodriguez flavor to it. Well played sirs.

[62netty]

It looks cheesy enough to be real....

[TheEndOfScientology]

@62netty I ate a sandwich like that once.

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

1:57 poor victim

[ohbuddyiliketowatch]

the voice at the beginning gets me......

[TheEndOfScientology]

@ohbuddyiliketowatch That's where you first wonder "Is this a joke?"

[jimmyjazz240]

Why is that chick at 2.45 pointing at random things like flowers and steps? Odd.

[RadioPaul1]

@jimmyjazz240 She is trying to make them stand up and sit down!

[jimmyjazz240]

@RadioPaul1 Make the people stand up and sit down, or the flowers? 

[TheEndOfScientology]

@jimmyjazz240 Yes exactly! Will Scientology allow the person to buy those things? Do they represent direcions in life somebody can choose? Are her tits sticking out of her tight top far enough? Whati is the point of that sequence? You only have four minues to get it all across. Let's move people!

[jimmyjazz240]

@TheEndOfScientology All these questions are beyond my ken. Btw if these are the prettiest people they can come up with for a video, then the rest of them must make up one ugly org.

[nowgleaning]

@jimmyjazz240 I think she's doing a Locational

[theanonwolf]

Hilarious - Scientology is for the WEAK

[nikolai082700]

meh... stupid c**ts...

[FreedumbFighter28]

Cant believe they went broke....>XD  Maybe they should of made a scientology porno with these chiks...thats hollywood. At least, thats the hollywood I saw...pimps and dealers EVERYWHERE. Actually, I think I saw the disseminator getting inseminated in the an alley...XD Lil Davy must be so proud

[damic]

I thought you said sexy.. not skanky....

[epoxy404]

I like how they scream "english" at her for speaking spanish. Then when she does speak in english you can't understand a damn word. lol

[fzappa007]

okay, so when do the "SEXY gals" show up ??

[bagelboi66]

DM approves of this shit? I haven't seen this much cheese since the last time I was in Wisconsin.

[herself666]

ok dont give up your day jobs. oh, sorry tlhis is their day job. mama mia

[PirateFish1]

The blatant omission throughout this promo ad is the showing of these hopeful converts forking out 20 50 100 bucks or more for the books and materials they’re being handed. They make it appear that ‘The Angels’ are handing out that stuff for free, but in $cientology that just doesn’t happen. No way, not gonna happen, never in a ‘million lifetimes’ will that ever happen.

[thenneedd]

scientology can't flirty-fish worth a shit.

other cults do it better.

[Outdoorgirl2323]

'hello sad man, you look down on your luck? Let my titties completely ruin your day as you sign up to a bloody cult!' lol

[b1p0l4rt]

They are all in black, just like Darth Vader, lol.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@b1p0l4rt low self esteem people wear black.

[LiveFractal]

read this for a good laugh:

scientologymelrose(.)com(/)mel­rose(/)FAQ(.)html

[TheEndOfScientology]

@LiveFractal Yes it's full of lies and uses the word "cult."

[LiveFractal]

266 people have visited the sci-mel website AGP listed...that's pretty bad for a page that's been up for at least 5 months

[cheappassion]

@LiveFractal And the Scis will convince themselves that they are winning. LOL

[TheEndOfScientology]

@LiveFractal It's been up for YEARS!

[anon8109]

Nice find! This is so deliciously kitsch.

[jdbadboy]

:44 the little one on the left is Tom Cruise in a wig.

[MrDunedon]

Wow...just wow. I'd say that Scientology has hit absolute rock bottom desperation status. Gotta love that guy waving "bye bye" to his money at 2:14. :-)

[mebeluvined]

LOL

[anonymous1312]

At first I was like wow this is a slick parody then I was like omg this is for real!?

[cincinatus90]

What is this shit. I detect sarcasm and cornyness but if anything it promotes Hubbard. AGP has turned to the dark side. He has truly betrayed us all, and for what? A couple sandwiches with an olive.

[hotscubagreg]

I thought it was ok. but has to be a parody. The cult would not use songs that are copyrighted, but I could be wrong.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@hotscubagreg No this is jus an amateurish video scientologists made on their own and, yes, it stomps all over musical copyright law. Youtube refuses to show this vid in germany for that reason.

[armyyyg]

Omgggg this have to be a joke... Do they even let people joke in Scientology.....lol

[TheEndOfScientology]

@armyyyg Obviously not. They act like joking around is something new to them :)

[toucan780]

At least this bunch of CO$ did show a sense of humor.

[angloman1]

I think the song "another one bites the dust" would have been more appropriate for this case.

The girlz looked like perverted SM version of Charlies Angles, and should have been 8c'ing public and raw meat from the streets with whips and hand-cuffs

[montrealmountie]

i think scientology is losing their minds even more than ever

[RykComerford]

This looks like a parody, but maybe it's real.

[TheEndOfScientology]

@RykComerford Oh I assure you ... it is real!

[Megatog615]

i wonder if it's possible to gouge my eyes out with an e-meter

[bodgerd]

Ahhaha you'v got to be kidding me .