German Prison Hotel

[xrambo99x]

That's what they told the jews.

[theslaking2]

that looks nice

[SuperDylanv]

german hotel jail rape fetish??

[ampinoy13]

As the song "Hotel California" said, "you can check in any time you like, but you can never leave!"

[darkstar3x16]

These European jails today are like hotels it's what liberalism does turns the criminals into the victim and law abiding citizens pay to pamper them.

[DerMitDemBlunt]

@darkstar3x16 what a bs ^^ u want the prison system of the us ? with 1/3 of the population in and daily stabbings and gangwars ... The US system is the worst in the western civilized world and one of the worst overall ...

Im happy to live in a country where the goal of the system is rehabilitation rather than retribution ...

[Life2447]

this the dream prison but i don't want to this place

[Evilgaming2009]

german prisons are actually not that different from that hotel. You got ur own toilet, tv, fridge, and stuff lik that.

[lilkwazy2]

Commit it a crime and stay in prison for freeeee

[ilovepowerboted]

Good hide hood if there was Zombie IRL :p

[ripley1423]

The largest casino in Amsterdam is their old prison, so this is not without precedent.

[jinkles10]

hey... kill someone and you end up in a luxury hotel... I LOVE TODAYS WORLD!!!!

[cadian98]

Aren't prisons supposed to punish people? lol

[SilverAndBlu3]

I wonder if you have to shower in the same room as everyone else too. Lol.

[8324922061]

mannn. if prisons were like this, there would be less tention and far less rioting between inmates in the prison system. by far

[johncarloLR]

what happen if there's a fire?

[dsmiller95]

well, you should be quit secure behind those doors...

[KagamineLenX3]

But it seems so happy ._.

[loiguongyen]

everybody would be out committing crime just to be there lol

[Wyzenhu]

lol this is taking prison fetish a bit too far, imagine if they had a special feature for "dropping the soap"

[sulthus]

HEY I LIVE IN KAISERSLAURTERN

[ccaian1]

i can get to jail for free

wanna learn?

[H4ckrlockrInferno]

lol yea get raped for 200€ in the public douche

[u1b2]

for an extra $200 you can get prison raped.

[BamBooUK]

@u1b2

by that hot chick @ 0:44

:)

[Rinon20]

Why bother? Just get arrested for the night!

[juxtn]

Germans are a peculiar bunch. What's next? Will they turn an old concentration camp into a retreat or spa resort?

[sulthus]

sounds good to me, hey maybe i can get a real jew slave

[juxtn]

OMGoodness I can't believe you actually said that! rude!

[crimzonesuicide]

Looks cozy... i would spend a night in there

[omarct]

0:47 wouldnt mind staying in the cell if she stays with me, i would tear them pijamas with my teeths.

[megaman90]

this makes me LOL.

[skatearail]

wer will da bitte hin ? xD

>

Who want to go there o.O ?! xD

[ryder2kai8]

what the heck thats look amazing too a english cell better every thing well atleast you get a window in them ones lol

[NederHopp]

Fuck... Does tha mean that they? Shit... The Germans want now rich people dead.

[LmagnifiCent]

bet they have sumthing different for u if u were a jewish guest....

[ninjabearsinc2]

I suppose someone had to say it.

[sickdude197]

The beds are too small and look uncomfy.

[alexvenne44]

Okayy and you payy for staying in a cell wat's the fucking deal ?

[nethdaniel552]

i live like 5 mins away from kiserslauten

[romanblack]

yes and just write it wrong =D

[jdeseodulce]

what they didnt tell you is that they rape their guests a nite

[DantevKratos]

Room 312, here I come.

[AnimeFanFreak04]

rotflllllllllllll. niceeeee

[bandit1443123]

I want to be in room 312 :)

[Mastertj987]

why room 312?

[Tdclan]

Ever watched Silent hill?

[Mastertj987]

nope...

[Bloxxertildeath]

Because of the girl that went in it LOL

[Mastertj987]

ok, i should watch it sometime, maybe i would get it then :P

[8chelz8]

mmemmememeememme

MEEEEEEE!

PICK ME!

I WANT TO KILLL lol

[fabioproductions]

hey who wants to come with me to germany and go on a killing spree

[jamPrinny11]

lucky bastards

[nickvdawg329]

i go to Germany a lot, Kaiserslauterns a nice town but i haven't seen this..

[schildno5]

Why would I wanna PAY to go to jail? Just mess with a cop in the U.S. and see how quick you go to jail... for free

[zDoNuTz]

Haha Agree..

[abester09]

a kinky persons dream. all you need is handcuffs or some form of restraints. smart idea and big risk.

[Fruitsbasketcase12]

Would be a nice place to visit if you didn't have Incarcerphobia (Fear of being imprisoned or being in jail)

[sarahbizarre]

lol i wanna go just for the sake of it now XD

[ernis11231]

wow...now poor people will start breaking laws to get to jail...

[block1538]

kwl, i've been to Alcatraz CA, so this was kinda interesting

[nickvdawg329]

as have i when i was younger

[nickvdawg329]

been their

germanys a chill place drink and smoke at 16 legaly

[jNS278]

no alcohol and smoke no not for under 18 -.- but lot of begin to drink with 13.5 (overage) smoking is out ...

[LivnLifeToTheFullst]

at least its clean

[OUTZONER55]

alot of cool and unusual things happen in germany

[timmyfung01]

honestly, this kind of hotel is for people who really has too much money and never been into a real cell, that is why they are curious enough get sleep there.

If you really had live in a real prison, you wouldnt even think about getting near to this.

[serratop]

how do you know, lol

[LPmeteora082]

I would assume it would mess with your head, depending on how long you were imprisoned of course.

[DrPerson1289]

The music is perfect for the situation!

[72ve17]

german prison hotel with complimentary very hot shower - jews a moment please

[IceMackats]

that's nothing like prison

[James9894]

Who the fuck would enjoy that? Explain.

[Deathchild95]

well you would be able to play prisoner and warden lol ; )

[803honda]

dont drop the soap

[thegiant1]

Do they give you the usual plastic utensils so you can dig out of your prison cells?

[VideoDemons]

The ecnomy really sucks now dosn't it?

[lilgirlsj]

Everybody let's go to Prison :)

[WebkinzLovePuppy1019]

THATS HORRIBLE!

[jagglex]

das ist prima!

[Yarder122]

Whats next dinning in Auchwitz?

[Murrayc4099]

lol'd

[CitDru]

Showering more like?

[LordofMovies]

Makes me feel so comfortable... >.>

[SteveCentra]

People KILL to get in there. Ha ha, bad pun.

[soulseraphx]

Made me laugh more than the video.

[thatguy9880]

don't drop the soap

[MaXeMoX1]

if i was is germany i rather to go to that jail. loll

[sweetashonneybaby]

Pay to go to jail? hahah i dont think so........

[USmarines17]

its not a jail its a hotel designed jail....free to go any time and no real inmates...i think its a awsome idea

[funkypoop123]

Quite ironic. :|

[Speedow]

riesig unnötig, aber sicher interessant, für die, die es sich leisten können v__V

[Trishnah]

do they share showers???

[Marcfj]

One of the youth hostels in Stockholm was formerly a prison.

[BluBel123]

Cool I guess...

[antandant]

is it comfortable for the bed?

[Ecka0007]

I've always wanted to know what it's like inside a prison cell. I'll make a booking when I go to Germany.

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Do you still get to shank people?

[twigglesjworth]

I clicked this expecting there to be some mention of josef fritzl. Disappointment =(

[guidodobboletta]

imagine if that would be a REAL prison, i would rob someone to be there lol

[hrmfan]

wow

[lonlyonly1]

my friend father is in same hotel.he said he has party every sunday hight.

[Kopasakis]

yeah duh its not in germany its in san fransisco

[tandrewl]

louishay

are you real - I think we all know where alcatraz is - even the owners of the hotel in the video.

[louishay]

if you dont belfeif me type it in to google maps its on an island off the golden gate bridge

[louishay]

thats lies alcathraz is in san fran sisco theres even a movie about it it aint in Germany

[keepXonXrockin]

they just call it alcatraz.

idiot.

[ali45]

75 a night pffff il go out n get locked up for free

[transdcr]

hahahahaha  lol GJ

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[Collective122]

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[kary213]

you don't have to pay for this! just jack someone's purse and i bet you'll be able to get a month or too in an even more realistic enviornment!

[Ryuuji91]

riiight...

[wiccan4ever]

that would be the perfect room 4 some couples.

[PivotSTONE]

HAHA I SOOOOOOOO WANT TO PRETEND TO BE A PRISONER and you know what the manager might rape you to make it more realistic!

[govanprotestantboy]

And who the fuck pays for all that stuff. the fucking tax payers, Wir tun nicht nur ein Mitspracherecht bei erledigen!

[Eboladeluxe]

Do me a favor and dont use german translation programms anymore, i cant stop laughing after reading this translation. its impossible to translate the american grammar into german grammar. send me a message if you want a translation the next time^^

greetings from germany

[Luweeeegeez]

wieeerd...

[whiteexpress94]

this song reminds me of the sims when you wanna buy furniture and stuffs...

[xXs4ulXx]

yeah man me too

[littlemissmakeup075]

thats coz it is but idk y thay used it lol

[BaBaxBeNnY]

lol

[helmsbarn]

isnt this how it is anyway in american prisons?

[RyuuHatake]

Hey, atleast it has a nice vie--- wait, nevermind.

[johnniew3]

perfect to be on a lifetime sentence...

[VariousEnd]

Hostel or Touristas anyone? They'll steal your kidneys!

[troelala]

lol rediculous

[dogfanattic]

nty i like holiday inns...

[TheEjacuIator]

lets say one raped another in this prison hotel. would it be considered prison rape?

[sonnycouchblack]

OMG! Its only a Hotel in Prison Style.

There are no real criminals in!Its for people who would like to have that prison feeling...stupid yankees!

[ScottAKAposeidon]

if i had to go to prison, i'd wanna go there.

[qawqaw8989]

is the prison for the rich and famous prisoners?

[sheunghyun]

wow.. very nice prison...

is that prison for the high class prisoner?

[alexhamps]

I love the music to this vid. Whats it called?

[t205gorillaz]

its all good till u see ghosts

[anerisgreat]

yes but why?

[Joe7946]

not my idea of luxury

[xuty93]

ʞuıן ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ssǝɹd puɐ

„uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ„ ǝןƃooƃ ¿sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ oʇ ʇuɐʍ

[edwardcorfield16]

stfu u foreign cunt

[Collective122]

there is no need to call someone a cunt just because he or she spoke a different language.....

[leonmcveigh]

looks like a english prison

[dthetank]

¿ǝqnʇnoʎ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʇuɐʍ

Then subscribe to find out how...ʞuɐʇǝɥʇp

[getfitdit]

i know a good way to stay in prison for free..

[xRogueVanguardx]

hahaha, good one

[Emnor1993]

interesting

i never heard of this and im from germany

but i dont live near kaiserslautern

weird^^

[Punniabi]

That little wedge on the door that holds the flap from opening and closing is weak some murderer can break it off and shoot you in the head while your sleeping. I worry about these things..

[JuicetinDude]

That's why at the end you can see a lock

[Punniabi]

yea the golden lock above it seems strong but the little wedge on the flap itself, the one that isn't golden.. I can easily pull it off!

[JuicetinDude]

good point

[therealxNightSkyx]

kinky!

[Manonthe3up]

hahaha!

[Rikaruro]

fail

[beneaththeabove]

Trust the germans to be so efficiant....instead of tearing it down, they just put in a bar and called it a hotel...lol

[ilyskullsnbones]

that would be cool , but if two people were sleeping in the same room it wouldnt be so great to have a toilet in the middle of the room .

[charliebad]

Short walk for a midnight shit?!

[NatterV2]

quite interesting there, an old prison turn hotel sweet ^^

[Chikenbrain]

I would be scared that Nazi ghosts would haunt me... nah just joking im not racist to germans. Cool hotel though

[msmindspeak]

I think it would be cool to sleep there, then you could tell all your friends that you spent a night in prison.

[Pepparkaka2]

hahaha

[juaramos]

WiFi is terrible but the room does come with a courtesy shank

[MSI2k]

If it were in Japan, they'd turn it into a prison-sex hotel. A hangout for Lesbians, Fem-doms and ofcourse your radical feminist man-eating women and their bondage bitches (men is leather tights who have probably been neutered) lol.

Kinkeh! O_o

[crimsong19]

Is there free Wi-Fi?

[TonyThriller]

lol

[adly275]

lol looks cool

[UMPTFEEN22]

Hostel -.-

[nananacyber]

wtf!! better than my room..

[7hippo7]

SAME! >:(

[leclowne]

I wish this would be featured on an episode of Life.

[toothlessvids]

This music makes me want to play The Sims now.

[edstroom]

hahahahaa!!.. your right! it sounds the same!

[7hippo7]

Same... lol

[Emnor1993]

haha^^

[kevinH7510]

this is kinda mean to Jewish people

[Emnor1993]

why?

this has nothing to do with a kz this is just a prison like in every other country but I also dont know why they made a hotel of it

[rowdon]

errr lol

[aznlilhero]

this is got to be the prettiest hotel in the world. look at the wallpaper in each room! it's magnificent!

[halo3d]

lol wut

[SatayRocks]

cool

[Jiraya12345]

I remember seeing a show about hotels, and this was on it.

It was originally a POW prison during WWII, if I remember correctly.

[skrr18]

LOL

[SGT4EVA]

nice and thats a good price for a 1 night stay