Slam PoetryName Call: Special subtitles

[maysteve24]

/watch?v=hDJepkpVTaU

if you love william

[Kanga237]

shit could travis be any more jacked

[stormatrix]

my name is gary and i like people with disabilities

[amandastar19]

i'm goin to hell...but im goin to hell laughin my ass off!

[punkpasta123]

"My name is Chris and i like dark chocolate" your probably diabetic bitch.

[colinhijacker]

oh my god, i feel so terrible for laughing so hard! I'm going too hell....

[livevil1989]

Travis is the man.

[livevil1989]

and greedo shot first lmao

[MrChainsawFish]

this is not funny, go to hell

[crazytime666]

that william scares me

[MrDirtyBo]

my name is Amy and I am fat and lazy!

[russelsidioticstudio]

gotards are the shit

[nascarsignore]

cece gets raped uncontrollably ever night

[johnathanprince1977]

afterwards,..due to not being rewarded w/ delicious applesauce, all went into a blind rage and with their retard strength,..they all did a train on Cici.

[stapletw]

is it me or does it seem like travis and tourettes guy are related

[mgkdancer]

sheittt, people who life at this is messed up.

go to hell.

[EltBerserker]

HIS NAME IS CHEWBACCA YOU DUMB RETARDED BITCH

[psychomajic666]

My name is psychomajic & I want to take Cece doggystyle.

[psychomajic666]

My name is Psycho Majic & I want to do Cece doggystyle.

[psychomajic666]

I want a pet Quatto, they look like fun.

[GiantDoucheNG]

1:24

The real retard in the bunch

[Jameshimselfff]

SCOTT IS CRAZY LIKE A YETI

[Halo3Legend11]

How does he ice skate?

[madrabiddog]

FUCK! I was trying not to laugh damn it! These are beautiful and talented people with poetry that is pretty good (save Ruthiie's) But damn this was pretty funny.

[SeanStrife]

@madrabiddog You speak as if Travis is a poet. He's not a poet, he's a WARRIOR!

[999Lucas111]

I'd fuck the FUCKING SHIT OUT OF CICI!!!

[bertomsons]

jeffy likes apples

[007cadaver]

1:44

My name is Whale and I like fingernail pie.

[RIOT690]

@007cadaver Shit, you made me laugh so fucking hard.

[ytumira]

denis is adorable.

[henchmanc]

Man, I still fucking laugh at this. I forgot all about it, and almost don't remember doing it.

[MmissyT]

travis looked almost exactly like my sis'z frind

i no this iz mean but this vid is sooo funny :D

[jwk2285]

LMFAO at 1:00 almost got to see a retard collision... and how the fuck does she know what scot said?! Hodid she get ice skating from "ouunghaaawahhngahua" ?

[gorgack2000]

How the hell does Scot ice-skate? Do they attach blades to his wheels or something?

[ajthesexy]

hahahahahahahahaha

[AmirjonesEl]

Thats REALLY messed up...the quatto joke is from total recall..the abomination on the guys stomach...

[sickteknique]

Dude I've watched this three times, and I swear to fucking god that Quatto said, "My name is _____? and I like having sex!" the first time.

[kalavi17]

i think its apple sauce, not sex

[ThatsFunkedUp]

Its dennis, and he likes applesauce and bears

[Poopy69Pants]

Looks like Lucy (?) wants to kill someone.

[Cleft54]

william still cracks me up

[astronautonomicron]

hey look i had a tiny gangly mutant baby lets stick him on a motorized chair for the rest of his miserable life instead of tossing him offa cliff like a badass spartan

[madcat1355]

I'm willing to bet that the little guy is not actually retarded. I knew a guy that had the same kind of symptoms (for lack of a better word) and he had a normal IQ. His condition (I think it was a mix of Cerebral Palsy and Multiple sclerosis) made it very hard for him to speak anything more than one or two words. He was also chairbound. The kid in the video seems to have it much worse though. All I'm saying is that its not accurate to blanket every person of this nature as retarded.

[madcat1355]

And, don't feel too bad about laughing. I realize its hard not to laugh. It depends on whether you're really being an asshole or just finding a facial expression funny (0:32 is amusing)

[Bluefairy513]

pause @ 0:32 for a funny face LOL

[defendant420]

You see? Even a retard knows....Beer is good for you!

[mechroboticon]

2:55 - 3:00

oh hell yes

[Bubblewrapbunny]

tell cici the shoe loving retard to sit on my face

[GoPS3NoXbox360]

@Bubblewrapbunny haha yeah

[herpfreakuk]

u sure Quatto didnt say he was FROM mars LMAO

[EldScrollsIVfanatic]

That poor girl must have run over a baby in order to do THIS kind of community service.

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry, we can all burn in hell together.. hopefully they have shit like this on TV there.

[StefanRouach198198]

haha word up

[ponytailjones]

Ok, I have to admit the Quatto comment made me lol. Poor little bugger

[mucasPARTSstudios]

Travis is fucking cool. I want to be like him. Travis is the MOONSTAR

[donotfeedthetroll]

i'd have a beer with travis

[justrude88]

First kid looks like nick diaz lol

[syst3m3rr0rz]

LOL "I fix warpdrive!"

[billmoney1]

what the hell is this lol so funny

[LOLFLUSHDRAW]

my name is travis and i am the moonstar

[dwbrcdub]

looks like somebody pulled a joke on amy

[Brosiden1]

william and debbie said the same fucking thing twice! god...

[rigolin1771]

whats up with the black girl? shes kinda hot!

[xbox071]

William tried to finger that girl. LOL

[BlondeAmbitionII]

my name travis, i like beer,its good for you

[BlackTongueLoki]

"My name is Chewbacca and I fix warp drive" - HAHAHAHA! I had tears in my eyes from laughter. Oh that was superb!

[rush1er]

Thanks ASSHOLES!!! You seriously made me spit beer all over the computer screen with the " My name is Quatto..." line. LMAO!!!! I'll see you in hell dickheads!!!!

[WheelieMaster85]

fuckin hillarious!!! Now all i see is a real life quatto...

[MrMimaliciousDelic]

wtf was with that chic who likes shoes

[Incognito1986]

Probably just someone aiding the kids. One of their mentors or something Probably. (shrug)

[spitlord]

Debbie really loves her antiques...

[pyramidheadthingy]

quatto likes BEARS you dumbass. ;]

[vontrimberg]

traffic jam 1:00

[TwinUzis]

The "Chewbacca" parts are fucking hilarious.

[spitlord]

BTW why the fuck are the punk rock and gothic chicks being lumped with these abominations?

[spitlord]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHAAAAAA­AAAAHAHA

*gasp*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

[Telegram20]

I like the Little One.

[A7XPWD93]

is that chick in red a retard?

[chewop]

no she just likes retard dick

[HunBountyHunter007]

Dont mess with travis couse he kicks your ass..

[coolwhip66]

lmao wth 1 likes to wear dresses lmfaoooo

[ragingflamerboy]

I like how when somebody who doesn't have a handicap/deformity pops in, they're basically saying, 'Hi I'm normal!' for 2 seconds.

[Greendayluver734]

there Carers?

[ragingflamerboy]

....what?

[fuckingharpsichord]

after watchingit more than a 1000 times, you can give me now travis the beerdrinking moonstar, because its good for you

[randumbtimes3]

Best thing ever: 0:30

"My name is Quatto, I like Qaid."

My cousin and I made a band called Quatto and Qaid because of that line in this video.

[954754]

his name is dennis lol

[fleshbarber]

lmfao @ 1:46

[fleshbarber]

Debbie must really like antiques cuz she says it both times.... F'n retard!

[PedoBearJr]

TRAFFIC JAM!

[newsANDreviews]

cici is pretty hot!!

[freakeymonkey]

I dont think think shes tarded...shes just a babe

[xxsubl1m3xx]

0:19

"Turn around"

"what'd u say bish?"

[Soldier1Rc]

chewbacca

[Fertro]

Travis rocks.

[Sammokai]

The little one is cute, haha this is cool.

[waveXcore]

i dont know why the fuck im addicted to this "series"

[chrisrogersmith]

my name is chris and i like Cici

[masqbot]

I'd like to be Ruthie's friend, but she seems like the kind of person who'd cut your throat while you're sleeping.

[tylerkershaw]

i'd act like a tard if i could get cece to touch my cock.

[brbruner]

My name is Bryan and I want to see Cece naked.

[mac19971]

@brbruner AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[koolbobguy]

Greedo Shot First! Ha Ha Ha! Genious!

[bradhawk89]

Always laughing at poor Cece.

[nuklearpandaz]

what

[chrisonegative]

at 1:46 william blows a load

[lukegeezar]

i swear that "Twavis", does the voice of the guy that likes 2 hunt bugs bunny:P

[EATshitanddrinkbleac]

elmer fudd?

[orion421]

ruthie is boring lol

[Jorf420]

Debbie is in Heat jump on it.

[Sethamundo726]

homylawd

[Jorf420]

CC Is hott

[Jorf420]

WHOA WILLIAM SLOW DOWN DUDE

[499160004]

Quatto likes bears and apple souse non mars and Quaid

[qsilver122]

It's a reference to the movie Total Recall

and it's genius

[phaded22]

sorry but 1:11 kills me lol

sooo going to hell

[dfherui]

"My name is William and I like finger-nail polish."

*realises he's already said that*

*twitches*

"Damn."

[Fornof]

hahahahahahahahaha that shit is funny

[Ramathorn1985]

LOL @ :32 I am about dead from laughing!

[chrisonegative]

listen to the creaking sound in the very beginning..is that williams arms?

[Linx1718]

"My name is Travis and I like beer. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" Favorite part, Travis is going to be my next Retard Idol.

[alifeinwords]

does debbie say she likes "in heat"

[cms21023]

no she says antiques

[lpfanforlyfe]

i like beer too.

[romanianskill]

id smoother it then bum it with mustard sauce on my japs eye coressing his tight bumhole

[Wangan300]

"My name is chewbacca and greedo shot first"

That is a damned funny line. made me laugh out loud (lol)

[ckyman354]

travis looks like the one guy from the ringer who says "you scracthed my cd"

[madmarktogo]

Quatto? Where the hell did you get that from?

[gthum999]

Hi, my name's Ass-wipe and I think this video is hilariously funny until cruel, horrible fate gives me a child in a wheelchair, unable to speak or think on a normal level. Ha-Ha. Way to be.

[AtomicCowZKD]

I'd smother it.

[Zeix36]

LOL.

I'd just leave it up for adoption.

Just because you have a retarded kid doesn't mean you have to keep it, that's just what the religious overzealous Christian faggots do.

Then they make everyone else feel bad for them, probably because jesus is their only friend.

Also, I know it makes you feel better at night, Gthum, but really. Karma doesn't exist, homo.

GKYS.

[AdamLanghorne]

Yeah sorry the people making these videos are exploiding them...no one's laughing at those people...we're laughing at the characterizations.

[malacious718]

my name is ruthie and i like

(lean forward) gothic

[Rahxephon1980]

Hey Travis is cool! I like beer too!

[gunnerdog1211]

is good 4 u

[eadiemcsteamy]

i agree with the below comment, they make this video less funny than the original, and there aren't even very many of them

[MoogleFroog]

wow this has to be the biggest waste of 3 mins in my life. the subtitles suck so bad.

[elbuffo]

someone laughs when cee cee says she likes punk rock

[deadhardy]

i'd fuck cee cee

[CaptainGrudgefist]

My name is Captain Grudgefist and I'd like a Cee Cee and Ruthie Sandwich.

[metalfan8806]

at 2:55

haha! the joke's on YOU amy.

:)

not but really...i have no idea how to feel about these videos.like it's sad and shit....but something just makes me wanna laugh.

except for Dennis. that shits just pathetic. why does someone keep that alive?....not cool

[CaptainGrudgefist]

Man, I still wonder though, is Ruthie ("Gooothic") retarded too? I've watched several of these and I still don't know. It makes me feel bad because I'd sincerely fuck her smart again.

[SchroNyah]

I'd say autistic. She's not physically deformed and her speech is pretty normal but her grammar is bad and she's obsessed with GAAAAAWWTHIIIC stuff. Being obsessive and having trouble with English is really common in autism.

[CaptainGrudgefist]

"My name is Travis, and I like beer, it's good for you..."

Now there's a ree-ree with the right idea...

[AcidWithoutDrugs]

cc is hot

[shishnit]

CHEWBACCA!

[BLAQANAL]

i watch this daily

[BLAQANAL]

i want to hear amy sing

[maysteve24]

my name is my name is my name is Debbie and i like antiques

[HaulMorgan]

Start the reactor...

[Maloney001]

My name is Chris, and I did your mom!

[slayer899]

looks like william got pretty excited about his fingernail polish the second time around

[jewelbeanz41]

Chris would like dark chocolate. How the hell do the helpers keep a straight face?

[PorkchopXcore]

my names luke and i sleep with half the cast of this show

[MegaJamz]

it looks like god likes to play jokes too

[maysteve24]

My name is William and i like finger nail polish *SHRUG* lmao, priceless

[dallenwood]

My name is Travis and I like beer, its good for you!! Ol trav and i could be drinkin buddies!!!

[MegaJamz]

your name is amy and the jokes on you

[Hunta]

I started laughing so fucking hard when I read this comment! XD!!!

[andrew87roy]

My name is Andrew and I would love to be in that audience.

[disluxia]

what are these?

[doorknob270]

Hey Chewbacca how is fixing the warp drive going?

[corpsman89]

i dunno about you guys but cici or however you spell her name is hot as fuck...im condiering becoming retarded so i can maybe get with her.

[alter927]

What is a Quatto?

[kronos6948]

It's a character in Total Recall. Watch it...it's a frickin great movie.

[chrisonegative]

my name is chris and i like to watch people less fortunate than me..its good for you

[Peta016]

LMFAO!!! my name is william and i like to wear dresses... hahaha the whole video didnt make me laugh till that part, it cracked me up lmao

[mwinship051590]

"my name's william and i like to wear dresses"

[pastooleo1]

I AM THE MOONSTAR!

[hamsterman1022]

what the hell is this shit? is this supposed to be funny? what the fuck?!

[ScottGoldbergFilms]

Where did Debbie speed off to?

[CIApunisher916]

Hey don't make fun of him he fixes warp drives!!!

[augmentedheart]

Travis would make a great drinking buddy...and while he's passed out, Amy (is that her name?) will play tricks on him.

Sounds like a party!

[dyn0kisses]

I'd like to William in a Dress ; ]

[ronjonsurf]

I love CiCi, shes a babe.

[zaim69]

agreed.

[castingtherunes]

I'd like to have Ruthie as my own personal vampire.

[castingtherunes]

My name is William. I like fingernail polish and wearing women's dresses. LOL!

[handsomegrackle]

I could hang out with Travis.

"My name is Travis. I like beer. It's good for you."

[DraculaBloodDrive]

He's also THE movie star.