Skydiver's chute doesn't open

[YoKardona]

THAT GOT ME SO GOOD MAN OMG. I haven't fell for something so hard in my life. It's like eating chocolate but really its poopie.

[RuFiOPx]

lol!!

[137reese]

WOW made my butthole pucker

[freddiefreestone77]

fuck this fucking bullshittycuntified shit

[sscoltpython]

get this shit off. what a waste of time. u fuks go preach on some corner,

[bdencio]

fuck you men i got nervous....

[SkylerCowley]

haha, you people clicked on a video with a title saying the guys chute doesn't open. What did you expect?

[plsniper]

@SkylerCowley I expected to see what I always saw in other vids. The sky diver disappearing somewhere behind the trees, not slamming the ground 100 feet from the camera.

[BabblingBrookeh]

You got me until he fell. I would have exploded if he fell from a plane....

[j26292]

My heart stopped when he hit the ground that not an f****ing joke

[66as1]

There are no Skydiver on the earth land. The earth lands on the Skydiver.

[plsniper]

WHOEVER MADE THIS FUCKING VID IS A PRICK!! ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK SEEING HIM SLAM THE GROUND LIKE THAT!!

[perkinator64]

@plsniper you clicked on the vid saying "skydiver's chute doesn't open". What did you expect?

[MrChato98]

o shit did that hurt kiu

[geoffreyfreak]

lol



[orangegun90]

that was awful

[66as1]

Oh how beautiful ...... but yeah but no but yeah but no ...

[66as1]

Oh wie schön......aber ja aber nein aber ja aber nein ...

[Skybrowncms]

Ha! ha! ha! seu babaca!!!



[motoholica]

głupie żarty

[starguard]

Once a Marine.. ALWAYS a Marine!!

[GBSecCon]

fuck that for a joke, as a skydiver that makes me sick you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for making such a distasteful commercial.

[saltiest1]

not cool. blue skies peeps.

[freedom4ev3r]

ooo sshiitt he is ok, but i just shit myself knowing its fake!!

[nalanala100]

Horrible metaphor! And an insult to skydivers both deceased and still flying!!

[MrBryanbergmann]

ohh.. no! broken :(

[florenceboyd9898]

I think it's a nice metaphor for cancer recovery. Cancer used to be a death wish and now it isn't.

[titaniumlegs]

If you had ever seen it happen for real, you wouldn't use a depiction of a skydiving fatality, real or not, to promote any product or service, even a charity. Notice how many skydivers are posting their disapproval.

[MiqhtyChris]

god damn son of a bitch lol u got me faggot

[Highfighter97]

lol I thought it was real...you got me

[TheAmnesia58]

iťs fake but is good :)

[djrockerbones]

Can't believe he was ok after that fall. He's really lucky.

[LaughinMcLaughlin]

Guys...calm down. Yes, it is fake. If you see the end, it says "25 years ago, walking away from cancer is just as unlikely" They are telling you it is fake because it doesn't happen, never has and never will. It is a commercial about cancer awareness, just like those commercials showing somebody crashing by texting while driving. It's fake but they made the video to prove a point, not to try to make you think it's supposed to be real. calm down.

[cronin1530]

@LaughinMcLaughlin "They are telling you it is fake because it doesn't happen, never has and never will." It has and it will.

[mreldoctore]

this is fake

[yamlulz]

i think its real guize it opend enough to slow him down. wow lucky huh?

[doirealyneed1]

I wish hacks like this would just curl up and die. youtube would be a so much better experience.

[pizza6892]

I HOPE MY DOG THROWS UP ON YOU...SICK..SICK..SICK

[KRKLaird]

im a skydiver, seeing this is fucking wrong..whys it on here? why would someone make that?

[ArcherMcGoggles]

That's sick.

[Kittywhiskers1000]

Omfg! I mean, I'm so glad this was fake....Why am I even clicking on these videos with these titles anyway?! Why does my curiosity troll me so?!?!? ...I'm going to bed -_-

[zachfresh]

I don't get it...

[XxZIMMY95xX]

That scared the shit outa me!!! I thot it was real

[ThaCanuck]

I once jumped out of a plane and had my parachute fail, but then I ate some oranges it was k.

[lenolas33]

fffffffuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

[rafa24pr]

it is funny how he lands in the floor jajajaja like a pupy

[ImCriss0]

FUCKED UP SHIT !!!!.. I almost had a heart attack.. this is a BULLSHIT commercial

[plsniper]

@ImCriss0 I'm with you on that man. I broke out in a cold sweat when he hut the ground! Then I see him just get up with a smile.

[ImCriss0]

@plsniper I KNOW !!!... to whoever uploaded this... NOT FUNNY ASSHOLE !

[KiddishProductions]

@ImCriss0 u know u wanna see someone get hurt!

[Misterbazzuka]

...........................fak­e

[felizidad1981]

splat only he doesnt go fucking splat he gets up. cool tho I especially liked the thump when he hit ground

[tigrisx23]

Obviously fake!

[cLaX1227]

@tigrisx23 hey fucknut if you would watch the entire video it implies of itself being fake you dick

[Alanblack277]

you know what? FUCK YOU

[FUNSOFTWARE]

Seems Legit :O

[Vadersown]

Fake!!!!!!

[Blindshot69]

it sounded real !

[Kyrain660]

That...was....AWESOME! Im sure he wants to do it again. Duh

[MrOnlySmokesKush]

he jus stands up n looks like wtf jus happened loool

[efraincolima]

u fuckers as a skydiver i dont appreciate watching those type of videos. thats not cool bouncing is never cool..... that video got my heart racing n my palms sweaty

[502Imcomingthrough]

@efraincolima why did you watch it then?

[liljay1234578]

did he jus stand back up ???

[tninbredretard]

HE LANDED LIKE A FEATHER

[TheEmerald524]

scared the shi* out of me

[ismokemadJs]

was he doing a cannon ball?

[Devorvan]

@ismokemadJs its known as the fetal position

[TheMrmattpizza78]

hes like, were did the plane go? lol

[zatheawesome123]

i think that was chuck norris

[MrPanda543]

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY, but fake

[robo6427]

Fake but not gay!

[jweeda1976]

HAHAHAHA That just cracked me up! Good Commercial!!!!!

[TheTuppyHole]

like a boss

[ethanvid]

(o\ ! /o)

[524806]

holy shit



[XatreyuX16]

@flyboy8501 from a skydivers POV this is just fucked up.

[Trollingwithmyhomies]

@XatreyuX16 why did he... omg is he ok?!?!

[CarpMagic95]

some people just aint getting the message lol

[PSI19rox]

no i w pizdu i wylądował...

[ghost90able]

Fake lol

[SKRATCH587]

creative media creation

[rajatpangtey]

go and fuk the girl now

[infectedvector]

I already saw this on Heroes.  Fail.

[leejvaj13]

damn, got me for a second there... lol

[XatreyuX16]

Still insensible to skydivers. SMFH

[flyboy8501]

@XatreyuX16 thats what im saying!!

[vivealgeria1]

i see this video about 50 times

and at this moment how he style life????

pleas any one expline me

[Teales]

@vivealgeria1 Seriously? Its fake its for an add -.-

[caporalchef4]

@vivealgeria1 Apprend à écrire, imbécile. C'est fake, tout le monde s'en ait rendu compte sauf toi, pauvre cloche.

[TimeControler]

haha so cool and good message

[tododd2k]

Lol it opened halfway and slowed him slightly

[OttoVonStrunf]

I get 5 years older, but better that than real accident :)

[thyjapa]

awesome!!!



[TheOryx2010]

Muito bom!!

[chapeauvelu]

Fake obviously

[OmsoiTekken]

@chapeauvelu It's an advert, dumbass. Of course it isn't real.

[saibotinger]

You're a genius.

[jwalsh8]

@chapeauvelu WOW REALLY!!!  :-O

[juggaloking1994]

just press 6 and epic lolz will be achieved

[nighttrain334]

dam it sure scared the shit out of me for a sec.

[Th3DoM1naToR]

FAKE AND GAY

[hanypants]

@Th3DoM1naToR really?

[MrDennisart95]

fake and gay!!! -.-

[ocrim16]

i think we don't have to joke about this accidents ;)

[xtreme1881]

HOW THE HELL DID THIS GUY SURVIVE????

[DonniVittoC]

Wow u guys should go out

[jesswolf29]

You Suck!

[matthew2055]

Well intentioned PSA, but a horrible analogy in reality. Cancer is a slow and painful death where loved ones get to watch you waste away with every flip of the calander. Skydiving is a sport/event for thrill seekers. If you die, it's immediately on impact. Skydiving is meant for entertainment and is a matter of choice. Cancer is not.

[robbiesean]

Great tie in to cancer.. Well done video..

[jayci68]

This happened to my cousin but for real... he broke many bones when he hit and was comatose for 2 weeks.

[carriehopkins7]

Its fake :) lol funny tho x

[SilentTestify]

that was awesome LOOOL

[Citiz3nInsane]

You people can't get it? Its meant to be fake. D'uh.

[86Blackknight]

thats some fake ass shit

[nathanlaushman]

ITS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spykeize]

That was bullshit! i wanted the guy to really die. How disappointing. Someone should murder this guy.

[bopeesdad]

The point of this video is to prove a point! That walking away from cancer years ago was just as likely as walking away from skydiving without a parachute! THIS VIDEO IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAKE!!!!

[joebrown6911]

SCREW THIS FAKE CRAP

[Adamthedude19]

It's not actually happend

[pewtoobe]

What does "walking away from" mean? There are millions who've survived cancer. Of course the Cancer industry, including Big Pharma and Big Nonprofits who often pay their directors obscene amounts for salaries don't want Cancer to die.

[G3org3Master]

@pewtoobe Are you fucking that paranoid and insane?

[here2do]

Very cool but more than a little disturbing. That's what it was made for. Powerful message.

[Scott19seventy5]

As a Parachute Rigger I can say..Not funny!

[havensnathan]

fake and gay

[shoeyjosh]

fucking sick and stupid. no need to make a video like that.

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh Skydiver's chute doesn't open You fucking watched the video, I'm pretty sure you read the Title and knew what you would be watching.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology to try to get a point across just for cancer is rediculous. I skydive often and I like to watch how people react when thier parachutes don't open. They have a reserve for a reason and I like to see what the delay time is till the reserve opens. But thanks for telling me what I was watching lol. Obviously it's someones dumb ass idea to get a point across.

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh So you go watching and searching videos titled "Skydivers Chute doesn't open". How sick is that?

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology yea I do... If you were not such a stupid fuck, you know that there is a reserve chute they can open

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh Were is the reserve in this video? I don't know anybody who goes around searching for videos to watch were skydivers have to use they're reserve. skydiver

freefall

survive

impact

insane.

Those are the tags. Were does it say "Reserve Chute"???

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology it's funny you keep arguing.... it says survive right there dumbass. Wow the discussion is over. Don't write another comment ever. You just make yourself look more and more dumb each time.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology it's funny you keep arguing.... it says survive right there dumbass. Wow the discussion is over. Don't write another comment ever. You just make yourself look more and more dumb each time. Survive = reserve chute. You survive only if you open your reserve chute. How old are you? Why do have to explain this to you?

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh Hey asshole, does it make more sense to post the same comment two times, and ad a little after it? Take a look at the fucking tags.skydiver

freefall

survive

impact

Do you see it. Right after it says "Survived" it says "Impact". Do you even bother to read the whole comment? What does age have to do with anything? Does you possibly being older than me somehow make you intellectually superior to me despite you're argument? Nice concept, totally legit.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology do some skydiving before you open your mouth about something you know nothing about. Every skydiver is going to have impact when they reach the ground. Also use the propper grammer when your attempting to insult someone dumbass. It's add not ad. So for the last time do not write another comment. Admit that I'm right and your wrong.

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh So you are telling me to use proper grammar, when In that same sentence you incorrectly spell the words "Proper" and "Grammar". You still don't have a grasp on the argument at all. And what does Me having to do some "Skydiving" have to do with this??? You are so far off, Its funny. So before you call me a dumbass for grammar errors, try to check your own first. I am amazed because this started 3 weeks ago and your not over it yet.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology haha you actually wrote back. Wow you really are a stupid fuck. I misspelled to be funny. Now shut the fuck up because you already lost. Read the past arguments and realize I won the argument.

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh I've read all your posts and all I have gathered is that you are very ignorant and immature. The fact that you want me admit you won is a testament to your idiotic ego. Sorry that you are sooooooo attached to being the winner. After three weeks you cannot let it go and move on. "Read the past arguments and realize I won the argument." - Keep telling yourself that, and It will be alright, I promise :)

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology I thought I told you to shut the fuck up lol

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh To bad.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology lol shut the fuck up

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology lol shut the fuck up

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh Repeat yourself much? And this is your idea of winning an argument. Go figure.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology lol shut the fuck up

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh How about no? How about it? Is this your idea of wining an argument?

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology lol shut the fuck up

[Pineconeology]

@shoeyjosh lol shut the fuck up bitch.

[shoeyjosh]

@Pineconeology lol shut the fuck up

[MrFranticLemon]

yea its fake, what camer can zoom in that far? its tots fake

[sleepyeyeguy]

MBJB07 an ancient mythical, magical holy man has nothing to do with it

[Dexxxter7780]

I hate humans....

Rancid walking piles of shit.

[axnlogix]

@Dexxxter7780 With that comment, seems you joined their club.

[Dexxxter7780]

@axnlogix What club would that be you narrow minded humman scum?

[axnlogix]

@Dexxxter7780 You joined two clubs now, Rancid walking piles of shit and narrow minded human scums clubs. You can't be more advanced in intelligence given your attitude, so you are not above humans. Considering you hate humans, you must be an animal. Dog (bitch) perhaps. Or maybe a fucking whale.

[Dexxxter7780]

@axnlogix lol...you wana take another crack at that you stupid human scum?

[axnlogix]

@Dexxxter7780 No. Sorry.

[Dexxxter7780]

@axnlogix I thought not..LOL! Go put some ice on your head before it blows up. lolol

[axnlogix]

@Dexxxter7780 You should check your email with what I wrote before I removed the comment. Staying humble.

[Dexxxter7780]

@axnlogix Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow

[shthd84]

Fake

[23DeathMonkey]

nobody get mad at me, but I couldnt help but laugh at the way he fell. XD

[FightingFalconBE]

nice lol

[kamarulx]

gosh, I thought this one for real.. im about to jump for the first time tomorrow!!

[adrienjj1]

fake !!!!!!!!!!!

[MBJB07]

Praise Jesus

[officialofawesumness]

i like how he does a canon ball at the last second!

[MegaKkos]

Morons!!!!