Youtube poop : twiglight - edward jizz in bella's face

[lion1noil]

:) Hello in your channel

[MSTBOVERKILLS]

he jizzed in skyrim

[videostreamerdotnet1]

WTF. What's wrong with teh captions?

[rageagaintstheNWO]

Wow, i never actually saw the movie, is Bella always acting like a psychotic clingy cunt? Take some Prozac, bitch.

[rockworm503]

dammit bella cant you see he's gsy? take a fucking hint.

[Hyperaktivus]

What is Edward a vampire? NO HE CAN'T TURN INTO A BAT!!!!!!!

[Hyperaktivus]

Edward is a pussy

[NatykilledAmuffin]

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT?!

[KOTYAR0]

@NatykilledAmuffin Man, that waaaaasnt just a 1% jf how wicked those videos cou;d be

[017SHAMe]

hahahahahahahaha...my fav part was towards the ending... trololololol... didnt c that coming... bwahaahahah!!!! xD

[STIGERN989]

Random shit?

[Zelda379]

0:05 LOL I thought bella's hair was going to get caught in the fan.

[gaara2910]

Did you really watch Twilight just so that you could make some YouTube Poop...?

[yoshibug100]

Omg when i was watching this johnny bravo had a vampire episode

[badenpaul2]

and 1:54!

[badenpaul2]

1:33 I laugh soooo hard!!!!!

[madmanslullaby1]

...wene i see you wene i see you I JIZZ IN MY PANTS...o_o

1:17..whats with the colors

1:37 ..gentlemen that was a fart.....now this is plain confusing

1:50..IM GAY.....wtf Mr.Garisson?

3:12..YOU WILL DIE...i repeat WTF

[chipmunkspy5]

LOL

[bobreeda]

RIP headphone users....

[ttxlegato]

this is awful wtf

[iEatYourToast]

LOOOOOL DUDEEE

I LAUGHED HARD AT NARUTO PART!

[JennKlepto]

:D

[liambaker2011]

I'm giving thumbs up because of NARUTO ;D

[LazyLonerLayla]

0:51 The teacher is explaining something that looks like a dick XD

[MissCurlyCandy]

And so she died :L

[Wurfenkopf]

0:51 PINGAS!!!

[puppyphoebeblue]

EDWARD IS A FAIRY AT 0:33 TO 0:53 LMFAO!

[loopylass9]

LMFAO!!!

My friend couldn't stop laughing :')

I however thought it was shit :') ahhh,,I will deffo watch this again :D

[cockyluvr64]

That was so stupid

[r0ckoman]

Wtf

[r0ckoman]

O_____________________________­O

[SoccerMan1337]

Quality video. I laughed so much.

[Fluffypantsjr]

at 0:33 edward is a fairy :)

[zhetya]

at 0:52 i thought the teacher is drawing a DICK! ROFL

[lsstoon]

@zhetya LOL!

[AvengedSevenfold4L]

FAUK YOU!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[RawbThatPunk]

MTV Movie Awards has already done a farting joke with that scene :P

[emo2106]

XD turn on captions

[HungryHedgehogs]

It would have been more interesting if she fell in love with Edward Richtofen. I would have watched that.

[Billbill80s]

I could actually watch a minute of this, unlike anything from that series of nothingness. Excellent.

[taggarar]

0:54  Edward has wings!!!! (too much red bull)

[TheMegazapcat]

Whoa the acting is shit, but do we have to use the word jizz? Society must be at rock bottom for such a word to be thrown around. We have no shame. 14 year old girls jizzing? What the fuck? How you are supposed to raise children like that?

[danitiwa]

I'm gay!

NO... NO!! WHAWHATAREYOUTALKINGABOUT

[OhCome0n]

0:51...the teacher is explaining about something that looks like a dick

[JetsuOfSherwood]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!

[MrAwesome10000]

i JIZZED!!!!

[MuttFuckingDumbDrunk]

PLANARIA also called HUGE DICK on the blackboard , well.........

[69slaughters]

0:52 doesn't look right . . .

[BlackvvvFist]

pause 0:55

OMFG AN ANGEL

[arup02]

Naruto LOOL

[ChocoFrappuccino]

0:53 edward has wings, he sparkles like a fairy...might as well fly like one too!

[Agreerable]

2:34 to 2:38 is brilliant

[BrianaBlanket]

whats the song when they get on the tree???PLEASE!

[NinjaFreak626]

@BrianaBlanket Go watch Narufag if you wana know.

[theotherther1]

Hey ,he's actually creepy now! Look at his frozen Down syndrome face as he moves forward...oh wait that was already in the movie.

The new dialogue was luvverly though.

[Meow91]

AHAHAHAH beginning and end were the definition of awesomeness XD

[ch3ster3]

hahahahahahhahahahhahaha nc video gz :D

[Dearhunter43]

1:46 I KNEW IT!!!!!!

[MiotaLee]

SHE DIED! :D

[theguyoucancounton]

It's funny because they're both stupid as FUCK!!!

[xXUlthraXx]

0:50 is this a PINGAS???

[Revaris]

FUCK YOU, you son of a bitch, I'm gay! SO SHUDDUP

[TheNewCoolKidz]

haha wtf 1:25 scream song?

[mackawack12346]

Yeah, This video is the most insightful and thought provoking video on youtube.. I watched it 12 times now and I still can't understand how edward and bella can stay together when he is farting all the time... vampire farts must be so god damn wrank... rotted meat or some shit i bet.."

wraogghh... I just ralphed all over my cape..

[Lexathornberry]

@mackawack12346 bella stays with edward cuz bella FARTS all the time too.....and so does my dog :C

[kroka416]

edward: "fuck u, u son of a bitch! I'm gay, so shutup retard!"

Emo Girl: "fuck u, go fuck urself" what a better end to the movie :)

[waterdude125]

awesome translations

[0XxSuzakuchanxX0]

funny as hell

[TbasketballG]

Edward is a fairy at 0:55

[BinLadenMustDie368]

this IS LEGENDARY!

[Elvisgratton90]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

also thumbs up for french version at the end

[rockworm503]

haha this vid is proof that even the shittiest things ever made can bring something good.

[meggiemogz]

hahahaha THAT WAS SOO FUNNY WEN SHE DIED... some of it was a little lame but wen she died it was hilarious !!!

[Falcone45]

"I'm gay as a gymnast on Charlene!" Sorry Bella!

[badenpaul2]

@Falcone45 shore leave!

[ronaldoluver19]

LMFAOO LMFAO LMFAOOOO X-D !!!

[TheFreekg]

twilight can fuck itself hell yeah!

[Chesterhorse1993]

god bella's a clingy twat

[narutodemon092]

Subtitles = win

[333harrybob444]

lmao bahahahahahaha

[CUTIEBABY81600]

ahahahaahhhh

[igaomon]

The Naruto music pwned this video. And the "you will die" part too xD

[BleachBasket108]

the random naruto music playing during the part where edward was playing a gay wannabe ninja made it like 200000000 times better XD haha

[drperzik]

i knew he was gay.

[DavekingOfDemons]

LOL!!!!! u will DIE!

Bella: *walks down the stairs and trips breaking her legs and hits her head*

me: oh ya that'll de Gents lol

[seaotter45]

Okay, I'll rate it 5 stars. Wait...

[LTChaosLT]

JIZZ IN MY PNTZ

[clrdlun]

i am 7777 views :P

bayimg com/MamJBAAcm

[KazamaGirl]

loved the ending xD

[emo102492]

Can someone tell me something? I wondered this when i was suffering watching this terrible film, hat does edward do when bella is on her period?? does he have to saty away from her becuase it makes him hungry or what?

[comgeturs]

@emo102492 lol I said that to my girlfriend XD

[MrOkwtfwasthat]

lol naruto...

[JoshDegennaro01]

"YOU WILL DIE!"

*Falls and dies* XD

[AddDude23]

lol you will die

[bowy2bob]

Oh and whats the song "when i see you" @ the start called?

[TheMistercleav0]

@bowy2bob akon, your so beautifull

[bowy2bob]

WTF NARUTO?!?!?!?!?!?

[KingJulienGirl]

Well, I can tell you that I'm 100% gay.

Okay. You just can't say stuff like that to me. Ever.

[KingJulienGirl]

That, gentleman, was a fart. LOL!

[gracielovie]

2:34 lol it really looked like he was saying that with his eyes

[AsToldByEsme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

I hate Twilight xD

[ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs]

And fetuses

[dizyootum]

Twilight is made out of cheese

[webkinzgirl36]

THIS IS F***** HILARIOUS!"When is see you I-JIZZ,IN MY PANTS!"

[mizzXfatty]

LMFAO !!!!!!!! ::D:D

[Traehalicious]

DUDE THAT WAS SO FRIGGING AWESOME!!!

Ah, if only I could trash Twilight in front of my TWILIGHT LOVING FRIENDS. Unfortunate, isn't it?

[YoBigDaddyJaddy]

@Traehalicious unfortunate that you can't be yourself around your friends? Yeah thats pretty unfortunate. I'm not afraid to admit that twilight sucks ass, Idc what anyone has to say to that. XD sucks for you

[Violenteers]

LMMFAO DUDE!!! This was TOO fucking funny!!

[Makoto7494]

yes! Twilight SUX!

[LiveEverySecond2609]

LOL<3

[hithererandom]

"I'm Gay! So I can't hurt you anymore."

*pause*

"Whut?"

[jabbawockeez1750]

epik;]

[Charlottegooding]

that was amazing, best youtube poop i've watched in ages!!

[tablefor2please]

holy shit 0:09

[mizzXfatty]

i'm gay :D:D fuck yo :D

[GLaDOSgeek]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

NOW I'LL GO HOME AND CHANGE. D:<

I'll never think of that scene the same way ever again. XD

[raven66614]

@GLaDOSgeek Wait...so you watch twilight ? FAG

[jonathan1991z]

this video made me laugh so fking hard XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD

[MusiILove]

thats so funny omg hahhahaaa

[iamhassword]

I love the naruto part

[opero19]

lol, 3:11-3:14

YOU WILL DIE!

Bam, dead.

[sm2142]

1:48

aha! the truth finally comes out of the freakin' closet!

[65nerak]

Twilight has the WORST acting I've seen in my entire life!!!!!

[S2TobeyS2]

he is not that preeeeeeeeetty all those girls say

[golddigger0325]

@S2TobeyS2 are you kidding me? Look at him! he is suuuper gorgeous im guessing your face is looking like this now O.o haha

[S2TobeyS2]

Yeah like I jizzed in ur face

[S2TobeyS2]

And thats my opinion if u dont like that just ignore it

[golddigger0325]

@S2TobeyS2 im just sayin

[halowarrior1000]

Yay no more twilight 2 because whats her face died : )

[itsjimmysan]

ROFL AT 9 SECONDS ROFL ROFL

[ambrosediva]

i thought i would hate twighlight then my mum bought it for me and i love it haha i like the added part hehe

[suckapunch565]

Fuck it, i'm watching Hellsing

[rockerD97]

@suckapunch565 lol

[kitchsc]

i jizz in mah pants

[NKbassist]

hahaha i loved the naruto part

[birizol]

way better then the movie but thats not hard lol

[AdelleMcAllister]

lol

[frostyfaith]

Better than the original movie.

[xox945]

lol at mr. garrison

[UchihaShirubi]

LMAO. I loved how you spelled twilight also, hilarious!!