The Noose: National University Orientation Game

[yumeyume]

haha why didn't  i attend the Orientation

[truevibesgal2003]

lol



[MrBuzzialdrin]

lol..mouth to mouth WITH BOYS ?! ALA? LOLOL...

[thedemimusicluvrfan]

I don't know why RGS is being linked to smart guai people. There's a lot more to that being a student there.

[ypcpolarsnake]

@meluvsong for her A levels.. not O levels.

[CUBEgenre]

they havent seen ac's orientation yet...

[tackogecko]

that auntie is a typical singaporean aunty...always want to act ATAS only

[kelantansucks]

that mum is horrible. Relax aunty. Everyone gets fucked at some point of their life. it's your daughter's basic rights.

[DeadHelena]

Well, most camps cannot do without the ka-ching sponsorship of the SDU...

[silverysnow92]

Lol I didn't even get into the orientation, too many people signed up. o.O

[paulelastic]

I know this is a Singaporean show, but boy the archetypes are so similar: I know tons of aunties who talk like this in Kuala Lumpur. Yes, with exact same accent! And the same chip on their shoulders!

[iamkaijie]

Nanyang btr than RGS. just saying. LOL.

[Closecallgs]

reminds me of someone's mom

[exodia94]

dun wan go NUS then go where sia? LOLZ

[valianted]

I hate the orientation week as well. Its really a match-making session -.- totally lame.

[yamiyoru]

@valianted

that's why i didn't go for the orientation.

[terminaldreams]

what are the chances these two are forever alone... trololol!

@yamiyoru @valianted

[Draphcone]

"only a few girlfriends came to the house THAT'S ALL" ...so she doesn't approve her daughter having a relationship with a boy but approves a lesbian party at her house...

[samdol619]

John

[rolldecode]

he was dying during that kiss!!

[kaching555]

I think this show helped Michelle Chong win in the Star Awards 2011 Top 10 Female Artistes/ Hehe/

[ChewyChocs]

LOL. Laughing the whole way through cause the way she does it just reminds me of those complaining aunties. :D

[TearsOfSnow]

I hate the mouth to mouth games. Especially when it's with a group of people you don't know well or AT ALL. Plus the camp leaders will arrange it in the way that none of the same genders are sitting next to each other and will push the heads together when it's already hard to pass 1 small stick/sweet to another person. The saliva on the said object!

I don't give a shit if this is the 21st century or the 60s. Maybe you're fine with kissing or sharing saliva with strangers but not me.

[Found3Dollars]

Asian Parents...

[HHH1997]

tsk fk lor 3 distinctions

[ChewyChocs]

LOL Michelle Chong does an awesome imitation.

[rubberpants]

never happened to me.. WHERES MY MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!

[lalalalas11]

if mouth to mouth with boys if disgusting then wouldnt the way she gave birth to her daughter be worse ? XD 

[adriannippy]

Sexually Transmitted Life :)

[Loveambience]

Lol they never see NTU play games

[8Hawtz8]

What is wrong with mouth-to-mouth kissing? C'mon, this is the 21st century. Stop living in the past where everyone will wear lots and lots of clothes to cover their body.

[Mr5ound]

lol sexually transmitted wife.

[FukUrselfHard]

it's like her daughter skipped pre-Uni or JC...

[adriannippy]

@FukUrselfHard Through-train program.....

[michhymichhong]

she sound exactly like some beetch that i know

[barttan]

The way she rolls the letter "R" in her words is SPOT ON. hahahaha

[ihatemsnhackers]

Michelle jjang :D !

[ghostman515005]

rgs girls dont do 10 year series..

[3ohxoh3]

hahahah I LOVE the Noose. "i sent her to this top school, to girls school in Singapore. Ok I shall say it. RGS" "THREE Distinctions for A levels" hahahaahhahaha. "Orientation Week. OHMYGOODNESS" aahahahaha ahhhh she so fuunyy!

[irenaldys]

you just watch me... you just watch me...

[pureecstasy]

nancy goh is ACEEEEE

[pureecstasy]

love enlai alwayssss

[eve22112]

michelle chong is brilliant!

[uberpateng4258]

Have anyone seen what university students wear?! disgracelful for the school! ....short shorts/skirts? tube dress? sleeveless top?? Low-cut top??

[lolmwahaha]

IP programme, you don't take O'Levels.

[Double2Edged]

What. The. RGS THREE As ONLY? *chokes and dies*

3As only zao jiu bei kicked out liao lah! Noose never do their research hor!

[bpwong85]

@Double2Edged

3As for 'A' levels, not 'O' levels. You never listen properly. You enter University with only 3 A levels subjects.

[luv4peace]

@Double2Edged err. sorry, felt to urge to comment. were you from rgs? or anything remotely close to that? (nanyang, scgs etc etc). you dont get kicked out with 3As, even if you score less than that, you dont get expelled from the school. please do your research before making such comments on impulse. Thks. :)

[rfgwd]

@Double2Edged Universities take into account mainly the 3 core subjects( also known as the h2s subjects) scoring 3 distinction literally means scoring straight As for them, even if the 3distinctions do not belong to the h2s, scoring 3As out of a total of 6 subjects,(3 h2s,3h1s) is still pretty decent, get ur facts rights. you seem to be the one that did not do your research.

[derekbegins]

@Double2Edged listen la... its distinction for "A" Levels luh... can listen anot... you got ear like no ear like that..

LOL . enough of singlish here.

anyways. please listen. its A levels not O levels. =.="

[vijay20]

@Double2Edged you're either stupid, daft, or just plain deaf. watch it a couple more times and it'd probably hit you.



[vanderwoodsen90]

@Double2Edged hahaha what an ignorant loser

[Ormykaion]

Michelle rocks XD

[icedive100]

@terrychan28880 yes nus is government. she is saying she could have sent her daughter to a coed neighbourhood school for secondary rather than rgs if she wanted tis behaviour.

[stephenshwmac]

This is the best character yet!

[iamsodivyable]

three distinctions for As!! for a RGS girl. HAHAAH

[gengeal]

@iamsodivyable It's A Levels. It's not easy to get an A at A Levels compared to Os.

[iamsodivyable]

@gengeal but getting 3 As is still regarded as bad in competitive jcs like rj

[KiinoSoko]

Nancy Goh sounds exactly like my aunt ! :D

[UnkerVin]

"And sexually transmitted....wife" LOLOL, is that what I heard?! LOL

[bxlovebx]

@UnkerVin haha it's sexually transmittted... life. >.< 

[matthias220502]

Hahahahaha

[b44styreraug]

Aiya... go single sex school for wad? Should go co-ed school, then can learn more about the opposite gender. If everyone all go single gender school and have parents like the one Michelle Chong is acting as, I think everyone will not even know how to fuck, and then our birthrate will decline like waterfall... Then this will cause gahmen to call in more FT in order to fill up our workforce...

[ilovecorn97]

i thought scgs was top

[SilverSatin]

I tink the garang auntie will hv a heart attack if she knows half the things we did during orientation game. hahahah!

[meluvsong]

RGS and get 3As only?

[kexuanstar]

@meluvsong It distinction



[oceandancer]

@meluvsong yea for A levels, which is usually outta 4 subjects. pretty good i'd say, no? it's O levels where ye do loadsa subjects

[yuewen1234567890]

@meluvsong she is saying she got 3As for 'A' Level... So its like Perfect Score

[tooth656]

Indeed i agree 8 days is the sum of all that scars the decent man hahaha

[TheLaceratedSky]

@tooth656 How so?XDXD

[Draphcone]

Actually it's worse if you send your children to a girls'/boys' school it really makes them gay-ish. I have a friend who's in SJI I wen't out with his friends for a movie outing. We were having lunch and they were like "you know this guy he's really gay blah blah blah ya he touched that guy's butt blah blah blah" and afterwards I accidentally banged into my friend and he was like "Why you touch me? You gay or what?" I was like what the - - - - .

[FreedomValentine]

@Draphcone really? i went to a girl's school, and my friends and i all turned out fine. we do joke about people being a little gay, but we don't do anything like that.. maybe it's limited to boys' schools?

[Draphcone]

@FreedomValentine Probably. I'm just GLAD I'm not in a Boys' School.

[Draphcone]

@helloXunn glad you're mature enough to remove your comment.

[jabberwocky0]

@tellyislove it's a peranakan/straits born chinese accent.

[tellyislove]

@jabberwocky0 haha thanks you! I was just a bit confused.

[caroncarol]

Mdm Nancy Goh is a fine example of women in their mid 40's who are a little more educated and yes, rich. They complain about every single thing that goes on and stuff. Its annoying! And the accent. HAHAHA

[tellyislove]

hmmm, why does nancy goh have a indian slang?

[fatcamper]

@tellyislove for goodness sake, its an accent, not a slang. Singlish is a slang, the way she speaks is her accent. Singaporeans should stop embarrassing themselves with their bad English!

oh btw i think she has the peranakan matriach, rather than indian accent in this video.

[tellyislove]

@fatcamper thank you for correcting me, but i feel that you are a greater embarassment to Singapore for being so exceptionally anal about such matters online, where people are generally not so.

analfatcamper

[jabberwocky0]

@tellyislove it's a peranakan/straits born chinese accent.

[Gluepops]

'Dizguzting' lols! ' im going to writing another letter to the forum, YOU JUST WATCH ME, you just watch me!' LOLS

[com9696]

hahaha she said:''u just watch me! just watch me!'' damn funny

[assqwert]

eventually leading to sexually transmitted ... life. LOL.

[Cerbi01]

michelle chong is severely underrated.

[bluesforgreeny]

"They corrupt, promote bad values and scar people for life. No, we're not talking about the latest issue of 8-days..."

LOL!!!

[fuckliao]

aiya too conservative la singapore. need to make noise one nv make noise. no need to one then make big fuss. cockster

[salma19100]

She reminds me of my incredibly opinionated and suagu relative. michelle chong acted exactly like that relative of mine. same mannerisms, same tone, same attitude. LOL.

[Mcaden101]

@ruennsheng nvm no one hates you. me 2.they are trying to make it more funnier but it doesnt work dats Y

[ruennsheng]

I don't like British accents because... of this?

[stoningking]

Michelle chong is spot on. I come frm one of the ac schools and, i've seen aunties that speak like that.

[Verser05]

Hilarious ! Hahhaha , there should be another season !

[Avrelsg]

omg i want more of THE NOOSE!!

[rmp20002000]

Lol... good parody.. bout time conservative singaporean parents woke up to today's more liberal society

[iAurOx]

3 dist for RGS is bad.

[micmoiii]

For A levels. Not RGS's O levels. =.=

[iAurOx]

kk.. You win. Pro.

[charlottejena]

@iAurOx 3 distinctions for A levels she means. They don't do O's. And local universities usually look at your main H2 (core) subjects which are those 3 subjects. H1 subjects (AO papers) aren't really important in this day and age.

[SpAmHaCk123]

How did she graduate from secondary school directly into university anyway.

[pukimakau]

mdm nancy goh did say she got three distinctions for A levels. :)

[SpAmHaCk123]

Ah right thanks.

[SpAmHaCk123]

Well although this may be comical, it is also based off the actual reactions by parents over this issue. I don't know if that is a good or a bad thing.

[VampKitana]

Good point.

[charlottejena]

@SpAmHaCk123 RGS. through train into RJC. Those 3 distinctions were also in reference to A levels and not the O's. They don't have O levels.

[mainehime]

"OH MY GOODNESS!" LOL!

"You just watch me, you just watch me."

[donchizhien]

LOL ... love that Mdm Nancy goh ...

Michelle Chong can act in any circumstances ... haha :D

[ajaaronjoe]

WTF! The 1st guy is trying to speak British accent

[fancypooper]

HEY 8DAYS IS COOL KAY ):

[caroncarol]

en lai is awesome with accents. from the news caster to jacques ooi. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[VampKitana]

Haha! I found u again Ron!! And yes, he's awesome with the accents

[luoyang93]

OMG!!! The noose is the best comedy by channel 5

[wrdawrdeya]

did she say "Kuwait school"?

[richardlu88]

Co-ed. Means mixed gender school.

[wrdawrdeya]

it makes sense now , Thanks.

[alanna94]

omg michelle chong is good at imitating ANYTHING! this auntie thing is damn funny!

[nunutrain]

sexually transmitted wife ahahhahaa

[drumgroovy]

"Only a few girlfriends came to the house, that's all."

Doesn't that sound like a typical clueless SG auntie?

[Koriolis]

@drumgroovy Oh ho ho................ :D

[blackapple89er]

a slap at nus' face. WOOHOO!

[ang3dang2]

man, u don't really get who they are mocking right?

[eclecticderby]

haha yeah man... it's the parents they are mocking... over reacting crazy parents who do nothing but complain and complain...

[itzris]

"oh my goodness! they forced her to play this game called the mouth to mouth... mouth to mouth with boys! how disgusting!"

I actually have friends whose parents are exactly like that! Spot on!

[annonymousme123]

OMg the auntie thing is really good

[messyhair]

hehehehehe  glad they just said the school out instead of hamming around it haha whoo hoo

"okay, i shall say it, RGS" haha