Bad Santa Sandwiches

[therealplease]

You prolly shouldn't be diggin' in yo ass like dat.

[Rufuzz2]

I Dont want any fuckin sandwichs, what is with you and makin fuckin sandwiches xD

[slipy654]

have you noticed that in every movie of his, he comes out as a drunk addict

[TheButterflyfly]

Hahaha I love that<3

[dylanmo91]

I don't want any fuckin sandwiches, what is it with you and fixin fuckin sandwiches? Lol, gotta love billy bob.

[jarad109]

now its 3 cais ei dont want any fucking sandwiches

[TheChum12]

0:26 ...Okay...

[josemartinez629]

Santa's here

[MegaMat84]

Hey anyone here wants some sandwiches??

[dennis20014]

you want some sandwhiches

[iLoveJackingOn]

best christmas movie ever

[MrJordykid8]

Are you spry?

[silva5family]

Haha love it!

[titteringfiend1]

I know a kid in my high school who is just like this, fight, curly hair and big, rosy cheeks lol, his name is Collin.

[54azteka]

PURO PERROS BRAVOS NUEVO LEON

[frootloopsfan]

@54azteka awebo cabron puro colonia anahuac

[SLAYERMETALLICA357]

This shit reminds of my mom. Everyday she says "Want a sandwich for lunch?"

NO MOM I ONLY EAT FUCKING SUBWAY, NOT SHITTY OSCAR MYER MEAT

[WellDamnGucciBurr]

@SLAYERMETALLICA357 you sound like a spoiled, bratty suburban kid

[SLAYERMETALLICA357]

@WellDamnGucciBurr

Well, I'm not bratty. But I am spoiled and live in the Suburbs.

[hazardous1990]

let me fix you some sandwiches

[dmurdamob1]

3 people are off there fucking meds!!!!!

[209BluntSmoker]

dont worry 3 ppl like foot longs anyway

[cammarkgross]

I love the show that the grandma is watching about the dancing fruit!!!! XD

[JBattista91]

3 people dont know how much lettuce they want

[rickyrn1984]

3 people dont like sandwiches

[fantasyexctasy]

You want some milk and cookies?! Lmao I love this kid

[tra789]

ARE YOU SPRY?

Whats spry mean? hahaha

[Kurtiz76]

never gets old so funny

[gaminghelpguide]

The little kids name is brett kelly :)

[Kurtiz76]

@gaminghelpguide we were wondering was he the same kid in Eastbound & Down

[BlitzSoccerPL]

haha all they eat are sandwiches:D

[blueoctober6]

how much lettuce do you want? idk the usual amount what ever the hell people do whatever you think LMAO!

[cammarkgross]

haha you didn't get the scene when he checks the grandma to see if she is dead, and she wakes up, and yells " I'll fix some sandwiches"!!!!!

[SecondandTwo]

@cammarkgross LOL i know, that part was hilarious!

[BadToaster]

3 people dont want sanwiches!

[slangshotstudios]

lmfao ....ok make me some sandwiches

[xmikeshapirox]

Haha! Every time I go to subway I have to try really hard not to be a smartass

[royalstars1000]

my little brother looks just like that ! but he is only 2 ahah !

[SuperPhoenix5]

Lol watch my 5 most funniest part of bad santa...

[ncdragon2003]

want me to fix you some dick

[ChrisAKAcl2596]

Hahahahahahhah are you spry??

[Neonshell227]

Fuckin' Sandwiches.

[texandriller]

Okay! :)

[thevoidconsumes]

does that kid think he's a woman? he sounds like a woman.

[MysticDMBherb]

1:05 shit happens to me whenever I try to order Subway

[VickiLeek]

Oh man, these sandwich parts are so funny.

[Brian27R]

"Are you spry?".......lmao how he says it

[TheKingoFBompton]

lol i want a sandwich

[blainzy1996]

2 people didn't want any fukin sandwiches

[flowerschandler]

roger your home are you spry let me fix you some sandwiches

[zeus7623]

Yes, chicken waldorf and hurry the fuck up.

[OneTwoRhythm]

0:05 angle looks hannibal lecteresque

[tomanyasses]

this is cool movie kinda sad but entertainment was ok , someone made money on doing poor people, isnt that the american way, make money and fuck the poor

[buttermore11]

@tomanyasses Are you retarded or something?

[tomanyasses]

@buttermore11 not as retarted as you or as dumb

[xFestYx]

ARE YOU FUCKIN WITH ME?

[Mezzieeboo]

That kid is so cute

[backstaber1000]

that kid is so cute

[zebestro]

are you spry?

[chris5550123]

i person doesnt want any fuckin sandwiches

[zeppelinman69]

0:16

[gabbylou0]

My fave christmas film :)

[br3wsk33z]

this movie makes me want to get drunk as fuck

[heliojanusz]

"how much lettuce do you want?"

I loled for a day over this.

[stacks6969allday]

is granny spry haha meaning is granny scared easyly

[solongseku]

@stacks6969allday that's not what spry means....

[jjmccrary06]

lmao lil fat fu.ck

[lololmao7]

Best Christmas movie ever

[benjamesdobson]

GRANDMA!?..GRANDMA!!?(cute voice) santas here..(GRANDMA) oh patrick your home(KID) are you SPRY? hahahahahahahahaha

[willbraham]

@benjamesdobson I laughed my ass off at SPRY also!

[Liamcl13]

SANTA ...YEA...LET ME FIX YOU SOME SANDWICHES... PISS OFF KID....OK



[NewDarkAges13]

that kid is going to work at subway...

[heliojanusz]

@NewDarkAges13best comment man

[TheChum12]

0:37 : Thorton's facial expression is hilarious.

Santa?

What?

I was gonna make some sandwiches. I could make you one before you leave.

Listen, kid. I dunno. I, I mean I got shit to do and everything, eh....  Ok make me some sandwiches.

XD

[appledesigner]

"the usual amount" hahaha



[SuperMassacre13]

LMFAO "What is it with you and Fixing fucking sandwiches!?"

[clarksc123]

I'm gonna go make a sandwich after watching this. With the regular amount of lettuce.

[ThurminMurmin69]

How much lettuce do you want?

[316greg]

I don't want any fucking sandwiches!!!!LOL

[br0wnpr1da92]

patrick....lmao

he kinda reminds me of patrick from spongebob

[RikJamezBich]

hahaha I love this

[spyroandcynderrock75]

Wille: Is granny spry?

[integgy95]

I love how the grandma just looks at him and keeps walking completely oblivious to the ski mask and he just looks at her like WTF?..

[MikeNJ27]

how much lettuce do u want? whatever the hell people do.

[kylethesk8er123]

haha what is it with you and fixing fuckin sandwiches

[robotalex3]

i love this movie

[robotalex3]

i like this movie

[RTR9]

bad santa= instant classic

[writertrump]

"what is it with you and fucking sandwitches........."

LMAO

[HelloThar9]

Haha, he's actually being patient in the last scene.

[ConnellTJR]

@HelloThar9 ur a fuckin queer

[HelloThar9]

@ConnellTJR

wtf?

[Hotrodx199]

How much mustard do you want? What kind of bread? How much pickles? How much meat? How much jelly do you want? Do you want your sandwitch toasted?

[MikePappas1989]

okryhtyugth gbthb gb

[AttitudeEra1998]

are u spry! LOL!!

[JenniferKelly]

how many sandwiches do u want?

how much lettuce do u want?

LOLOLOL

[ZodiarkSavior]

"...i dont know...a bunch"

[gtaellis]

who though the word Sandwiches could be so funny

[WHTSOXX74]

should i fix you some samachez ?

[dunnettclassicdrums]

@chrisangelzw

FUCK YOU.

[MrSuperklassy]

ahhh haaaa 2 funny

[randomdude581]

you must've killed urselft makin this vid. You want me to make you some sandwiches?

[hazardous1990]

let me fix you some sandwiches

[Ageish]

F#&k whatever they say, best movie ever

[KiamarMasterT]

BAD SANTA: Granny?

SUE: (About to cry) Oh my God.

GRANDMA: Roger.

BAD SANTA: Ahhh!!! SHIT!!!

GRANDMA: you're home, let me fix you some sandwiches.

[pennstaterocks101]

is granny spry?

[fa272]

You missed two or three sandwich parts :)

[ParaBokGibiHuzurYok]

hey youtube people!!! you want me to fix you some sandwiches??

[B789c]

ok,i want chicken in mine and toasted then send them to my address in Ireland lol

[ParaBokGibiHuzurYok]

how much lettuce do you want?

[JermLeather]

"what is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches!?"

[Konformation07]

@ParaBokGibiHuzurYok if you're a woman

[southernclassik]

@ParaBokGibiHuzurYok yes extra lettuce plz!

[johnrambo55555]

@ParaBokGibiHuzurYok maybe later

[bugattisupersport100]

@ParaBokGibiHuzurYok okay but make lettuce evenly cut and a tiny bit of cheese, NO PICKELZZZZZZ OH HOW I HAET ZA PICKELZ :D

[310thegame228]

"whats with you fixing fucking sandwiches" funny shit hahahahahahahahaha

[bByd0llz]

notice how towards tha end tha kid soundz older

[GOTHIC8800]

hahahahahhaah

[jordykid8]

are you spry

[CalebShane]

"I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?" best line ever

[joshgearey]

@CalebShane i love how hes just so hammered in every scene

[Zebrahead32415]

is granny spry? hha

[kipgritts]

i got a lot of shit to do owno lmao

[Inuyasha1771]

It means she likes to make a lot of sandwiches.

[ValerioA777]

grandma creeps me out

[zerotechdecks]

what is i with you and fixing fucking sandwitches?

[RockAgainstAss69]

Lemehfixyehsumsammichs

[Cristalship88]

"grandma are you spry?"

[Konformation07]

OMG I want a sandwich

[NewFoundGlory2182]

I like how the bag is still burning even after he puts it out..haha

[skateboarderfool]

wtf

[PlayaplayaAP]

I think about this everytime i eat a sandwhich lol

[BrendanKennedy96]

What kind of person asks his/her granny "Are you spry"

[dmiles21x]

JULIUS!!!!!

[jordog12]

i want a sandwitch

[Phat2ThaMax]

0.16 - 0.23 is total fukin roflmao

[sukmacack365]

Hahhaha, Samwiches. I bet this kid will look exactly the same as when he grows up.  I love it!!

[TurdNipple]

omg Thurman Merman is THE best character ever.

[Hannah441]

I want a samwich

[Omigosh1lol]

I DO ALSO >=P

[TomMcCool11]

If you want to see a video of this kid in real life check out my channel.

[JFiannaca]

i dont want any fucking sandwiches lol

[nikko6k]

oh roger your home

let me fix you some sandwiches

[ITasteJustLikeCandyI]

ROFL

[LordYggdrasill]

"whatever the hell people do" lol

[GuffyWrench]

i love this part i dont want no fucking sandwiches whats wit you making fucin sandwiches

[Skynamo]

The usual amount, whatever they do. lolz!

[InfiniteMaC]

yo Billy Bob is officially chilling on the bed, he dont give a fuck about nothing he wants to be left alone but this kid is always near him, I find the Sandwich part the most funniest shit ever + that lil Cox migit Lmao

[LeoLovesNature]

Oh god I hate that fagget little greasy ass motherfucker

[InfiniteMaC]

my fault 17-23 :P

[InfiniteMaC]

LMAO OMFG 2:17-2:23 is the most funniest shit ever

[Warren01s10]

the clip is only 1:20 long

[Warren01s10]

oops sorry infinitemac didnt see you correct ur self

how much lettuce do you want? lol funniest line in the movie

[luisperez88]

hey ya want thsome thsandwhiches..

[luisperez88]

hey ya want some thsanchwiches.

[gymnastjosh89]

that kid should definetly work at subway hed love it. Ya dig

[MWisz77]

you almost missed the part where he thinks granny is dead and then she jumps up and says let me fix u some sandwhiches

[sean007s]

oh roger your home LMAO

[mymw]

ive just realised!

YOU MISSED OUT A SANDWICH PART!

when he takes the money out of the kids dads safe.

shame on you!

[newhenpal123]

And near the end of the movie when he sends a letter to the kid.

[ISSIHAVOK]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[7hulk77]

yea i agree with babaganush00 the part where he is rying to sleep is funny.

[xmobster5]

haha

[babaganush00]

lol when hes trying to sleep is my favorite scene.

[Shadyac21]

Was is with you in fixing fucking sandwitches.

[giganticpoo3]

ROFL, his lisp

"ssshould I fix you sssome sandwichessssss?"

[mymw]

somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell the old lady says before she says "you're home"

badger?

[AW2378000000000000]

Roger? Roger is the kid's father, the guy in jail for embezzlement

[Xember14]

i really REALLY am not trying to be mean, but 'mymw' just asked; "PLEASE tell me what the hell the old lady says".

Is all, not "...and tell me about it".

Buts its good that you, i didnt even member why his parents never showed.

[AW2378000000000000]

The details are not for you, but for other interested persons.

[Xember14]

Obviously they weren't for ME...

I was just simply stating, that you stated some unnecessary things. Im not going to respond to someone's question with an entire story, just strait to the point. Which is what people usually wan't.

[mymw]

thanks for that, youre probably right.

"she doesnt know her ass from last tuesday"

[awwbutton2386]

hahaha i dont want any fucking sandwiches nigga..aha no no