I have to go against the notion "that times have changed". Mary was getting married @ 14 (Jesus Christ Mother) People were also married at younger ages back in the day, but these days if anything we have become more conservative.
God "just a smattering of desperat........ ah fuck it, HEY JESUS! CHECK THESE LULZ." heyzeus, " Pops, you're a diabolical genius." Jesus chortles "ew...thats what you wanted them to do?!!" God looking slightly disgusted himself "no......"
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They weren't actually kissing; when the veil was lifted and they saw each others faces, they each thought the other was threatening their territory and attempted to chew the rivals tongue out.
Are we sure they aren't undercover aliens trying to imitate 'earthling' behaviour? I mean, I know it's their first kiss, but their lack of coordination is astounding!
I wonder what criteria they used to pick male virgin for this show? I wish I were him, because I'm sure once this airs, plus all the preceding adds and previews, this guy is going to have a very happy Holiday season with a new girlfriend. I don't care what kind of virgin one is, when millions of viewers learn about an individual chances are one will want to be with him. The odds are with this lucky man now.
@andymboss being a virgin has nothing to do with knowing how to kiss. I am a virgin, I laughed at this video and yes - I do know how to kiss, thank you very much.
I don't know why people find the existence of adult male virgins so odd. Straight male sexual behavior follows a Pareto distribution, where 20 percent of the men get 80 percent of the sex. That means most guys have to fight for the leftovers, and in every generation a few guys can't even get to the trough. Even the guys who have a few sexual relationships early in life often wind up sexually repudiated by women after a few years, like George Sodini. The evolutionary psychologist Roy Baumeister
dont be mean is was there first time they didt no how to kiss so what who cares at least they did kiss you probley havent kissed befor and yer so what is was nice to see them kiss for onces
@miranger What? Who the hell even mentioned gay people? Just the fact that you brought it up without provocation goes to show that gay sex is something that you often have on your mind.
How sad is it that you all make fun of someones wedding day? These two dated forever and were just excited to finally be married. I think it's beautiful and maybe you should watch the rest of the story before passing judgement like a bunch of morons.
Reality tv my ass this is fake as shit. Even if you've never kissed before there's still no way you can think that's what you're supposed to do, especially considering how much kissing is in television and movies.
@vivtin If they're the kind of people that will wait til their wedding for their first kiss, I'm pretty sure they're the kind of people that dont watch those kind of movies. Fake or not, this shit is fuckin funny.
@vivtin I dont think its that they don't know how because I'm sure that they have been in other relationships. It's just the excitement to finally kiss, so they go overboard.
The man at :07 in the video must not fret anymore. I'm sure his virginity will cease to exist soon after this airs. It's amazing what being on television can do for someone, sometimes negative and sometimes positive. All I can say is, I wish I were in his shoes!
I thought they'd fast forwarded it to make it look funny, until I realised that was actually it:L they're gunna have an entertaining honeymoon me thinks:L
the thing is, they try to act as if they believe sex is so sacred and special and that society makes it cheap. but they're selling sex! they're selling the story of their sex lives and exploiting something they claim to be private and special
If they were that worked up for the wedding kiss, imagine the carnage during the wedding night. Especially for the poor dopey groom. He's going to need skin grafts and a blood transfusion if she tries oral.
This makes no sense. When you kiss someone for the first time, it is not as awful as this. These people do not kiss badly because they have never kissed before. They just suck as kissing.
@tangerineairplane Nah, they kiss badly because they are too old. They've seen too many movies and television and attempting to imitate it so late in life causes this catastrophy of a disaster. Younger people try to imitate the epic wedding kissing much less, so they can gradually ease into it.
Was she biting him?
billybob0092 1 month ago
Omg im so happy to be sinfull! At least I know how to kiss!
beepah 1 month ago
They look like a mama bird feeding a baby bird! nom nom nom
DrDubzz 1 month ago
I am waiting for marrige but god ! I know how to kiss .. At least , I thought I did .. I guess your supposed to eat there face . . . Interesting :)
TheAlpacaRider 1 month ago
Yuk
rttoronto 2 months ago
were they kidding around or was that actually their real kiss? that looked unnatural....
maallard 2 months ago
Don't make fun of them, that couple has a mental disorder but TLC never mentioned it on the show.
cooldude59147 2 months ago
1..2..3..4 I declare a tounge war.
iMusely 2 months ago 2
Wtf?
19gummi84 2 months ago
I know she probably shaved her pubes but did he ?
borchor 2 months ago
whoa whoa.... i thought this was fake.......??
101Sweetkiwi101 2 months ago
-.-
234liv 2 months ago
Shit .. Even Jesus would be embarrassed by that kiss..
imflycuzimJ4Y 2 months ago
SAIL!!!!!!
Caustatomik 2 months ago
that's awkwardly yum... NOM NOM NOM
beinglhaine03 2 months ago
NOM NOM NOM
jokerman004 2 months ago
Fake.
Alex62207 2 months ago
this is really hilariousand cute in a way haha
XxSpikesxEmoxCorexX 2 months ago
I don't want my first kiss to be commanded.... I kind of just want it to happen naturally
heyitskkay3 2 months ago
Non nom nom
Neal225475 2 months ago 2
She looked like she wanted to eat his face
JennyBobennyKNS 2 months ago 2
Lmfao at the description Hahahah....
CougarsCraveMe 2 months ago
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I have to go against the notion "that times have changed". Mary was getting married @ 14 (Jesus Christ Mother) People were also married at younger ages back in the day, but these days if anything we have become more conservative.
myvitals 2 months ago
God "just a smattering of desperat........ ah fuck it, HEY JESUS! CHECK THESE LULZ." heyzeus, " Pops, you're a diabolical genius." Jesus chortles "ew...thats what you wanted them to do?!!" God looking slightly disgusted himself "no......"
Ryesagain 2 months ago
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Rodents0fUnusualSize 2 months ago
Awkward O_o
WissCoast 2 months ago
Waiting to have sex is one thing, but not kissing until you get married? Wow, words fail me.
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i was going to make a gay joke, Butt fuck it
coolcoolbye1 2 months ago
They look like they're trying to bite off each other's tongues. O.O
KatyM423 2 months ago
She's actually trying to eat his face off in the last clip...
Grego1 2 months ago
Humorous. This amuses me. Let them live!
imarealangel 2 months ago
They weren't actually kissing; when the veil was lifted and they saw each others faces, they each thought the other was threatening their territory and attempted to chew the rivals tongue out.
GodOfQwerty 2 months ago 2
Well, awkward.
Kaity7314 2 months ago
even little kids who have their first kiss do it better hha
singit2me 2 months ago 3
giraffes
ChicanoTattooArt 2 months ago
Ewww
TheGingerNinja6 2 months ago
this is gonna be too funny
MyBeautifulZombie 2 months ago
Tonight's the night the magic happens! ;D
ninaasha 2 months ago 3
well im watching THAT show....
chatterbox4131 2 months ago
"you may kiss your bride" OM NOM NOM NOM
hiimbarshen 2 months ago 18
Lol the dad face palms 0:22
iNFeCTioNZzv 2 months ago 6
@iNFeCTioNZzv That's the best part lolz
Xenia387 2 months ago
Ew! They're eating each other!
jmlw123 2 months ago
you may eat your bride
habscup123 2 months ago
0:22 epic facepalm!
arieco2 2 months ago 2
Imagine her going down on a guy....
tylermeany 2 months ago
Whores
tylermeany 2 months ago
That is the most disgusting kiss I have ever seen.
wublez 2 months ago
I just peed myself laughing. That was the most awkward thing ive ever seen. *facepalm*
chaselife19 2 months ago
Are we sure they aren't undercover aliens trying to imitate 'earthling' behaviour? I mean, I know it's their first kiss, but their lack of coordination is astounding!
flinchagainstthefire 2 months ago 3
I wonder what criteria they used to pick male virgin for this show? I wish I were him, because I'm sure once this airs, plus all the preceding adds and previews, this guy is going to have a very happy Holiday season with a new girlfriend. I don't care what kind of virgin one is, when millions of viewers learn about an individual chances are one will want to be with him. The odds are with this lucky man now.
RB902050 2 months ago
@andymboss being a virgin has nothing to do with knowing how to kiss. I am a virgin, I laughed at this video and yes - I do know how to kiss, thank you very much.
NVtravels 2 months ago 2
this is just wrong
seltblade 2 months ago 3
They should've followed love sick high schoolers around to learn how to kiss...
halfgoodhalfevil 2 months ago
u know what the bad part is ? some of the virgins here actually laughed at this >:) , you know you're there , reading my comment , cursing me
andymboss 2 months ago
It looks like a bird trying to feed its young
Ditsitlish 2 months ago
Nom nom nom!!!
ClimberTB 2 months ago 5
I don't know why people find the existence of adult male virgins so odd. Straight male sexual behavior follows a Pareto distribution, where 20 percent of the men get 80 percent of the sex. That means most guys have to fight for the leftovers, and in every generation a few guys can't even get to the trough. Even the guys who have a few sexual relationships early in life often wind up sexually repudiated by women after a few years, like George Sodini. The evolutionary psychologist Roy Baumeister
MrAdvancedAtheist 2 months ago
that was terrifying!
moosejuice16 2 months ago
LMAO!!!!
MonaLisainMiami 2 months ago
Sweet Jesus, did they just EAT each other's tongues?
What an.... interesting fetish.
frickfrock999 2 months ago
Only in the US...
henrideath 2 months ago
im dramatized
MrSammydude123 2 months ago
@MrSammydude123 your life was made into a play?
littlechieftain 2 months ago
UHG what was that LMAO Birds feeding its young indeed!
TheStaceface89 2 months ago
dont be mean is was there first time they didt no how to kiss so what who cares at least they did kiss you probley havent kissed befor and yer so what is was nice to see them kiss for onces
CrazyNuggets123 2 months ago
they kiss oddly. like OM NOM NOM IDKZ HOW TO KISS OM NOM NOM
KittyVanity21610 3 months ago 4
om nom nom
gam4freak1 3 months ago
I'll bet that the honeymoon night was even more hilarious.
tyrehoward 3 months ago 38
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YEAH MAKE FUN OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE because queers wiping the shit off eachothers shaft the first time is so smooth!!!! hah
miranger 3 months ago
@miranger What? Who the hell even mentioned gay people? Just the fact that you brought it up without provocation goes to show that gay sex is something that you often have on your mind.
redgirlinbluedresses 3 months ago 2
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They are eating each other alive.
1978toby 3 months ago
i think they took the saying sucking face too literally...
spidsification 3 months ago
.......dat bitch wants it
huntersuckscock666 3 months ago
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Virgin Diaries TF2 edition. xD
RezzaNL 3 months ago
it is like they r trying to eat each others tongue
JeremyDesign1 3 months ago
i remeber my first time.....
example1026 3 months ago
@example1026 how did daddys cock taste?
RazzleDazzle9410 3 months ago
@smurfie27 no he mightbstick it in the ass
xpinktwinkiex 3 months ago
when zombies attack!
brokenaway 3 months ago
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I'm guessing only white people are going to be on this show.
sparrow819 3 months ago
I don't even wanna know how they have sex now...lol....anyone think he'll find the hole on the first try?
smurfie27 3 months ago 106
@smurfie27
He might cry for 45 minutes but the 17 seconds of sex will be worth it to him.
iCHARRLZ 3 months ago 2
@smurfie27
i think i would actually pay to see them have sex for the first time XD
via321ful 2 months ago 6
@smurfie27 not a chance
emilytheodd1 2 months ago
@smurfie27 holy crap!! he better not ask for oral!!!
cyndimccoy4 2 months ago
NOM NOM NOM
stormygina 3 months ago 8
Sorry but I'm not sure what exactly is wrong with how they're kissing? Am I missing something?
MrNuckFuggets 3 months ago 2
@MrNuckFuggets LOL
dooodadooo 3 months ago
@MrNuckFuggets LOL
RuyGuy 3 months ago
I love father's facepalm :D I would do the same...
Siska0Robert 3 months ago 7
Really met on celibate dating site BCelibate (dot) (com).
KangenKrazy 3 months ago
lol less chewing
adusia075 3 months ago
100$ they only kiss like that because the producers of this unbelieveably tragic show said they should - to create more fuzz about it.
dynamisk 3 months ago
@dynamisk you obviously don't remember your first kiss ever....lol.
SamiAmi2011 3 months ago
I love how even the parents are laughing
Thebrookiecookieplz 3 months ago 3
I could almost imagine loud slurping noises...
tonyincltn 3 months ago 3
my dog does the same thing after i feed her peanut butter and it gets stuck to the roof of her mouth
JCBrunelle13 3 months ago 5
potential zombies!
ell3beam 3 months ago
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sdbicker 3 months ago
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sdbicker 3 months ago
does he know that he isnt supposed to eat her tongue?
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MultiAhka 3 months ago
@JenLee1980 "passing judgement like a BUNCH OF MORONS" way to be hypocritical there, sweetie.
Dorfadin 3 months ago 5
How sad is it that you all make fun of someones wedding day? These two dated forever and were just excited to finally be married. I think it's beautiful and maybe you should watch the rest of the story before passing judgement like a bunch of morons.
JenLee1980 3 months ago
Looks like a bird feeding its young.
flashish 3 months ago 183
@flashish LMAO!
meg180 3 months ago
@flashish dude! i almost choked on my drink when i read your comment....:P
SuperTammy66 2 months ago
Virgin in the title and all of the dirty perverts clic on it. 50 000 views in 3 days.
Mixamaka 3 months ago
@Mixamaka you did too
haneggs 3 months ago
She is trying to eat his face.
MikeFranchise 3 months ago
Reality tv my ass this is fake as shit. Even if you've never kissed before there's still no way you can think that's what you're supposed to do, especially considering how much kissing is in television and movies.
vivtin 3 months ago 2
@vivtin If they're the kind of people that will wait til their wedding for their first kiss, I'm pretty sure they're the kind of people that dont watch those kind of movies. Fake or not, this shit is fuckin funny.
Jasonxknot 3 months ago
@vivtin I dont think its that they don't know how because I'm sure that they have been in other relationships. It's just the excitement to finally kiss, so they go overboard.
acey45 3 months ago
My lips are so dry right now and when I laughed they hurt but I couldnt stop laughing! Nom nom nom hahaha
InnerLove36 3 months ago
I want to see the sex. Imagine that freak show
Narzedie7001 3 months ago 2
Is she trying to swallow him whole?
TestMonkey254 3 months ago
Looks like a mommy bird feeding a baby bird.
Devinplaysguitar 3 months ago 3
1,2,3,4 I declare a tongue war.
Devinplaysguitar 3 months ago 10
@Devinplaysguitar hahahahaahhaahah omg you made me laugh so much xD
magytas24 3 months ago
@magytas24 Awesome :)
Devinplaysguitar 3 months ago
oh.. oh my. She's eating his face.
gyspygitana 3 months ago
That poor poor guy!!! I hope he has a LOT of patience o.O
DogPawDesigns 3 months ago
The man at :07 in the video must not fret anymore. I'm sure his virginity will cease to exist soon after this airs. It's amazing what being on television can do for someone, sometimes negative and sometimes positive. All I can say is, I wish I were in his shoes!
RB902050 3 months ago
om nom nom
iwannaplaylist 3 months ago
Are they kissing or fighting??
dmartino24 3 months ago 4
the fat dude was raped!!!!!
imcoollikeful 3 months ago 2
wtf
megaannn 3 months ago
Looks like they are hungry
021022023024 3 months ago
Oh god! She's trying to eat him. Run away, dude!
WackoSwords 3 months ago
I thought they'd fast forwarded it to make it look funny, until I realised that was actually it:L they're gunna have an entertaining honeymoon me thinks:L
beccacullen11 3 months ago
Those were actors I'm not convinced.
hotdyme86 3 months ago
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
TheWizKhalifaChannel 3 months ago 2
the thing is, they try to act as if they believe sex is so sacred and special and that society makes it cheap. but they're selling sex! they're selling the story of their sex lives and exploiting something they claim to be private and special
8azile8 3 months ago 6
You know when you watch something like that and get extremely embarrassed for them?
Quigss92 3 months ago
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
ZOMGtisHEATHER 3 months ago
what the actual fuck
orangeporanges 3 months ago
omg...I die...I just die of laughter.
lizpimpmcgee 3 months ago
:D :D
I have to watch this.
delittlekaroo 3 months ago
Don't women usually practice kissing with pillows and into the mirror when they're little girls, or am I just generalizing?
That said, I can hear her now: "Wait! You mean I'm not really supposed to blow on it?!"
DoubleTalkingJive 3 months ago 6
It's like I don't care about about this first half of the commericial
the second half around 0:20 was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
I mean seriously? even the oldest Dugger knew how to kiss his wife. on the first try!
animegirl506 3 months ago 3
LOL I needed a laugh today.
gypsyqueen1964 3 months ago
wow.
timelessgirl10 3 months ago
My question is what do they do later!?!?
Are they like "sooo... maybe we should just go to sleep? How do we do this?"
LOL
delloliod 3 months ago 5
jesus christ i think they were serious how can you kiss that bad?? She was like a dog chewing a bone!
joeybeeman 3 months ago
Is that the girl from "Ass Licking Cream Pies IX" ?
ManAcadie 3 months ago
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ALynnJ13 3 months ago
So after the kiss, I bet they were like, "Wait, I've changed my mind."
musicAL722 3 months ago 5
If they were that worked up for the wedding kiss, imagine the carnage during the wedding night. Especially for the poor dopey groom. He's going to need skin grafts and a blood transfusion if she tries oral.
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They look British and therefore are likely brother and sister. They probably started kissing that way as children early in their relationship.
altgeldrarities 3 months ago
They look like a pair of hungry birds trying to syphon vomit from each other's mouths.
squizz222 3 months ago 38
I definitely cannot watch this show after seeing that kiss....that has got to be the weirdest kiss ever lol!
davidwrightfan88 3 months ago
It's funny...until you think about her blowjobs...that fish mouth would suck you dry til you "toot!"
coldstaind91 3 months ago 7
@coldstaind91 That's the best comment EVER.
czerepification 3 months ago
Wood peckers...
Devski1996 3 months ago
0:07 UH-HUH. SURE YOU ARE.
monkboyrc 3 months ago
@monkboyrc "I'm not a virgin entirely by choice"
gmh33 3 months ago
That looks like fun... more people should try it
WhoSayQueNo 3 months ago
Let's just hope TLC didn't film their honeymoon.
Startnow8 3 months ago 12
she's cute though
BeyondGender 3 months ago
imagine the sex
Nlyles34 3 months ago 8
This makes no sense. When you kiss someone for the first time, it is not as awful as this. These people do not kiss badly because they have never kissed before. They just suck as kissing.
tangerineairplane 3 months ago 37
@tangerineairplane Nah, they kiss badly because they are too old. They've seen too many movies and television and attempting to imitate it so late in life causes this catastrophy of a disaster. Younger people try to imitate the epic wedding kissing much less, so they can gradually ease into it.
kristovaher 3 months ago
i have an erection now.
funkeymonky9810 3 months ago 6
even the people in attendance are laughing at how badly they are kissing, rofl
objectionablechione 3 months ago 9
what did i just watch
californiaglow 3 months ago
Lol!!!! Omg!! Can't wait to watch the show!
titanick85 3 months ago
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS.
wendelkin 3 months ago 11
Y would u save ur first kiss for ur wedding??? But seriously they never had a kiss before that like with a previous relation
MagicDrummer1 3 months ago
It looks like she's trying to eat his face off......
livoolivia 3 months ago
they look like birds pecking at each other!! lol
manveetd 3 months ago
They will make a show about anything now a days...
babydollrose20 3 months ago
maybe they should have practiced on a doll or something first....
omgitsalissa 3 months ago 84