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  • Was she biting him?

  • Omg im so happy to be sinfull! At least I know how to kiss!

  • They look like a mama bird feeding a baby bird! nom nom nom

  • I am waiting for marrige but god ! I know how to kiss .. At least , I thought I did .. I guess your supposed to eat there face . . . Interesting :)

  • Yuk

  • were they kidding around or was that actually their real kiss? that looked unnatural.... 

  • Don't make fun of them, that couple has a mental disorder but TLC never mentioned it on the show.

  • 1..2..3..4 I declare a tounge war.

  • Wtf?

  • I know she probably shaved her pubes but did he ?

  • whoa whoa.... i thought this was fake.......??

  • -.-

  • Shit .. Even Jesus would be embarrassed by that kiss..

  • SAIL!!!!!!

  • that's awkwardly yum... NOM NOM NOM

  • NOM NOM NOM

  • Fake.

  • this is really hilariousand cute in a way haha

  • I don't want my first kiss to be commanded.... I kind of just want it to happen naturally

  • Non nom nom

  • She looked like she wanted to eat his face

  • Lmfao at the description Hahahah....

  • God "just a smattering of desperat........ ah fuck it, HEY JESUS! CHECK THESE LULZ." heyzeus, " Pops, you're a diabolical genius." Jesus chortles "ew...thats what you wanted them to do?!!" God looking slightly disgusted himself "no......"

  • Awkward O_o

  • Waiting to have sex is one thing, but not kissing until you get married? Wow, words fail me.

  • They look like they're trying to bite off each other's tongues. O.O

  • She's actually trying to eat his face off in the last clip...

  • Humorous. This amuses me. Let them live!

  • They weren't actually kissing; when the veil was lifted and they saw each others faces, they each thought the other was threatening their territory and attempted to chew the rivals tongue out.

  • Well, awkward.

  • even little kids who have their first kiss do it better hha

  • giraffes

  • Ewww

  • this is gonna be too funny

  • Tonight's the night the magic happens! ;D

  • well im watching THAT show....

  • "you may kiss your bride" OM NOM NOM NOM

  • Lol the dad face palms 0:22

  • @iNFeCTioNZzv That's the best part lolz

  • Ew! They're eating each other!

  • you may eat your bride

  • 0:22 epic facepalm!

  • Imagine her going down on a guy....

  • Whores

  • That is the most disgusting kiss I have ever seen.

  • I just peed myself laughing. That was the most awkward thing ive ever seen. *facepalm*

  • Are we sure they aren't undercover aliens trying to imitate 'earthling' behaviour? I mean, I know it's their first kiss, but their lack of coordination is astounding!

  • I wonder what criteria they used to pick male virgin for this show? I wish I were him, because I'm sure once this airs, plus all the preceding adds and previews, this guy is going to have a very happy Holiday season with a new girlfriend. I don't care what kind of virgin one is, when millions of viewers learn about an individual chances are one will want to be with him. The odds are with this lucky man now.

  • @andymboss being a virgin has nothing to do with knowing how to kiss. I am a virgin, I laughed at this video and yes - I do know how to kiss, thank you very much.

  • this is just wrong

  • They should've followed love sick high schoolers around to learn how to kiss...

  • u know what the bad part is ? some of the virgins here actually laughed at this >:) , you know you're there , reading my comment , cursing me

  • It looks like a bird trying to feed its young

  • Nom nom nom!!!

  • I don't know why people find the existence of adult male virgins so odd. Straight male sexual behavior follows a Pareto distribution, where 20 percent of the men get 80 percent of the sex. That means most guys have to fight for the leftovers, and in every generation a few guys can't even get to the trough. Even the guys who have a few sexual relationships early in life often wind up sexually repudiated by women after a few years, like George Sodini. The evolutionary psychologist Roy Baumeister

  • that was terrifying!

  • LMAO!!!!

    

  • Sweet Jesus, did they just EAT each other's tongues?

    What an.... interesting fetish.

  • Only in the US...

  • im dramatized

  • @MrSammydude123 your life was made into a play?

  • UHG what was that LMAO Birds feeding its young indeed!

  • dont be mean is was there first time they didt no how to kiss so what who cares at least they did kiss you probley havent kissed befor and yer so what is was nice to see them kiss for onces

  • they kiss oddly. like OM NOM NOM IDKZ HOW TO KISS OM NOM NOM

  • om nom nom

  • I'll bet that the honeymoon night was even more hilarious.

  • @miranger What? Who the hell even mentioned gay people? Just the fact that you brought it up without provocation goes to show that gay sex is something that you often have on your mind.

  • i think they took the saying sucking face too literally...

  • .......dat bitch wants it

  • it is like they r trying to eat each others tongue

  • i remeber my first time.....

  • @example1026 how did daddys cock taste?

  • @smurfie27 no he mightbstick it in the ass

  • when zombies attack!

  • I don't even wanna know how they have sex now...lol....anyone think he'll find the hole on the first try?

  • @smurfie27

    He might cry for 45 minutes but the 17 seconds of sex will be worth it to him.

  • @smurfie27

    i think i would actually pay to see them have sex for the first time XD

  • @smurfie27 not a chance

  • @smurfie27 holy crap!! he better not ask for oral!!!

  • NOM NOM NOM

  • Sorry but I'm not sure what exactly is wrong with how they're kissing? Am I missing something?

  • I love father's facepalm :D I would do the same...

  • Really met on celibate dating site BCelibate (dot) (com).

  • lol less chewing

  • 100$ they only kiss like that because the producers of this unbelieveably tragic show said they should - to create more fuzz about it.

  • @dynamisk you obviously don't remember your first kiss ever....lol.

  • I love how even the parents are laughing

    

  • I could almost imagine loud slurping noises...

  • my dog does the same thing after i feed her peanut butter and it gets stuck to the roof of her mouth

  • potential zombies!

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  • does he know that he isnt supposed to eat her tongue?

  • @JenLee1980 "passing judgement like a BUNCH OF MORONS" way to be hypocritical there, sweetie.

  • How sad is it that you all make fun of someones wedding day? These two dated forever and were just excited to finally be married. I think it's beautiful and maybe you should watch the rest of the story before passing judgement like a bunch of morons.

  • Looks like a bird feeding its young.

  • @flashish LMAO!

    

  • @flashish dude! i almost choked on my drink when i read your comment....:P

  • Virgin in the title and all of the dirty perverts clic on it. 50 000 views in 3 days.

  • @Mixamaka you did too

  • She is trying to eat his face.

  • Reality tv my ass this is fake as shit. Even if you've never kissed before there's still no way you can think that's what you're supposed to do, especially considering how much kissing is in television and movies.

  • @vivtin If they're the kind of people that will wait til their wedding for their first kiss, I'm pretty sure they're the kind of people that dont watch those kind of movies. Fake or not, this shit is fuckin funny.

  • @vivtin I dont think its that they don't know how because I'm sure that they have been in other relationships. It's just the excitement to finally kiss, so they go overboard.

  • My lips are so dry right now and when I laughed they hurt but I couldnt stop laughing! Nom nom nom hahaha

  • I want to see the sex. Imagine that freak show

  • Is she trying to swallow him whole?

  • Looks like a mommy bird feeding a baby bird.

  • 1,2,3,4 I declare a tongue war.

  • @Devinplaysguitar hahahahaahhaahah omg you made me laugh so much xD

  • @magytas24 Awesome :)

  • oh.. oh my. She's eating his face.

  • That poor poor guy!!! I hope he has a LOT of patience o.O

  • The man at :07 in the video must not fret anymore. I'm sure his virginity will cease to exist soon after this airs. It's amazing what being on television can do for someone, sometimes negative and sometimes positive. All I can say is, I wish I were in his shoes!

  • om nom nom

  • Are they kissing or fighting??

  • the fat dude was raped!!!!!

  • wtf

  • Looks like they are hungry

  • Oh god! She's trying to eat him. Run away, dude!

  • I thought they'd fast forwarded it to make it look funny, until I realised that was actually it:L they're gunna have an entertaining honeymoon me thinks:L

  • Those were actors I'm not convinced.

  • OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

  • the thing is, they try to act as if they believe sex is so sacred and special and that society makes it cheap. but they're selling sex! they're selling the story of their sex lives and exploiting something they claim to be private and special

  • You know when you watch something like that and get extremely embarrassed for them?

  • OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!

  • what the actual fuck

  • omg...I die...I just die of laughter.

  • :D :D

    I have to watch this.

  • Don't women usually practice kissing with pillows and into the mirror when they're little girls, or am I just generalizing?

    That said, I can hear her now: "Wait! You mean I'm not really supposed to blow on it?!"

  • It's like I don't care about about this first half of the commericial

    the second half around 0:20 was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

    I mean seriously? even the oldest Dugger knew how to kiss his wife. on the first try!

  • LOL I needed a laugh today.

  • wow.

  • My question is what do they do later!?!?

    Are they like "sooo... maybe we should just go to sleep? How do we do this?"

    LOL

  • jesus christ i think they were serious how can you kiss that bad?? She was like a dog chewing a bone!

  • Is that the girl from "Ass Licking Cream Pies IX" ?

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  • So after the kiss, I bet they were like, "Wait, I've changed my mind."

  • If they were that worked up for the wedding kiss, imagine the carnage during the wedding night. Especially for the poor dopey groom. He's going to need skin grafts and a blood transfusion if she tries oral.

  • They look like a pair of hungry birds trying to syphon vomit from each other's mouths.

  • I definitely cannot watch this show after seeing that kiss....that has got to be the weirdest kiss ever lol!

  • It's funny...until you think about her blowjobs...that fish mouth would suck you dry til you "toot!"

  • @coldstaind91 That's the best comment EVER.

  • Wood peckers...

  • 0:07 UH-HUH. SURE YOU ARE.

  • @monkboyrc "I'm not a virgin entirely by choice"

  • That looks like fun... more people should try it

  • Let's just hope TLC didn't film their honeymoon.

  • she's cute though

  • imagine the sex

  • This makes no sense. When you kiss someone for the first time, it is not as awful as this. These people do not kiss badly because they have never kissed before. They just suck as kissing.

  • @tangerineairplane Nah, they kiss badly because they are too old. They've seen too many movies and television and attempting to imitate it so late in life causes this catastrophy of a disaster. Younger people try to imitate the epic wedding kissing much less, so they can gradually ease into it.

  • i have an erection now.

  • even the people in attendance are laughing at how badly they are kissing, rofl

  • what did i just watch

  • Lol!!!! Omg!! Can't wait to watch the show!

  • I CAN'T FAP TO THIS.

  • Y would u save ur first kiss for ur wedding??? But seriously they never had a kiss before that like with a previous relation

  • It looks like she's trying to eat his face off......

  • they look like birds pecking at each other!! lol

  • They will make a show about anything now a days...

  • maybe they should have practiced on a doll or something first....